"General, Madame is born, it's a young lady!"

"Huh? Why doesn't Miss cry? ”

"It can't be a mute, can it?"

"Wouldn't it? Look at her eyes, look so aura! ”

"Yes, you see her eyes are so big, and she is still staring at you!"

"It's so cute!"

"But why didn't she cry?"

I was born to understand human speech, and it wasn't until I had Axi that I realized that not everyone was born to understand human speech, except for me.

At this moment, I was full of young girls' faces and the retro ceiling, and they were still wondering if I was dumb, and I wanted to explain, I opened my mouth, but like every newborn I still couldn't speak.

"If you pinch Miss, she will cry when she hurts!"

"It's not good!"

"The general took the prince into the palace, and the lady fell asleep, let's try it like this first, and when the general comes back and the lady wakes up, we can talk back!"

Hey, these people are too bold, I look at them with angry eyes, and I have to explain. I laughed out loud, just as every newborn cries, and I laughed, and I giggled to show that I wasn't dumb.

They looked at each other in twos and threes, and they were all dumbfounded. Since then, the first baby in the Eastern Dynasty Lingdu who laughs and doesn't cry at birth has been born, that's right, it's me, Xin Keru!

The name was given to me by my mother, and when I first saw her, I thought she was dignified, beautiful and gentle, but she was frail and sickly, especially after giving birth to me, she always coughed, and her face was always pale, and there was no blood on her face at all.

My father was a general, and although he was a rough man, he treated my mother very well, and it is worth mentioning that he was my mother and his wife. The entire Eastern Dynasty Lingdu looked up and down the hall, and the man almost had three wives and four concubines, except for him and the current monarch.

There is no problem with this, except for my father, General Xin, and the supreme ruler of the Eastern Dynasty, Junshang, all of whom have three wives and four concubines. If you want to hear the history of the Eastern Dynasties, you won't know until I finish my literature and history class in the future.

In my impression, I don't know where I got the impression from birth that the emperor's house is three palaces and six courtyards, and the kings are all harem beauties with three thousand. So when I heard this conversation between my father and my mother when I was almost full moon, I was almost irritable.

"General, the night I gave birth to Aru, why did the king secretly recruit you into the palace?"

"Don't worry, madam, it's a good thing!"

"What's good?"

"The king specially invited me into the palace, saying that according to the astrology table in the palace, Aru has the fate of great wealth and nobility, and he is a good person from the Eastern Dynasty. So he specially informed me that he had appointed Ah Ru as the candidate for the crown princess of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince! ”

What, Crown Princess? Who is the prince? The situation in the palace is unpredictable, and sometimes the country changes hands, let alone the crown prince? This prince is uncertain, and the king is so anxious to determine the crown princess? Just because of that unscientific fortune teller? Also, I'm not yet a month old, how old is your prince? I don't accept the uncle, or the uncle with three palaces and six courtyards, I absolutely not, you don't ask for my opinion, I protest.

However, they didn't pay attention to me at all, my mother blocked my mouth with her sweet **, no way, eat other people's soft mouths, I'll eat enough first, anyway, it will grow in the future, and there will be many changes, I'm not in a hurry, the soldiers will block, the water will cover up, listen to their analysis first.

"But when you entered the palace, Aru was not yet born, and you don't know whether it is a man or a woman, how could the king... Is it from the astrological observatory? ”

When my mother said the word "astrology", it was as devout as saying that the gods existed, which shows that this place is not simple, and the general religious beliefs are quite deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but isn't this a fortune-telling place?

"The astrological platform in the palace is a spiritual world, divination of the destiny of heaven, and it has always been effective! The star destiny of every princess and prince of my dynasty is determined by their fortune telling, and those who are suitable are born, and those who are not suitable are abandoned. ”

"But General, the astrological platform is generally only for royal divination, how can it be counted on our daughter!"

"The astrological platform is not only for the heavenly family, but also for the destiny of the world." Daddy lowered his voice a little, "Madam, in fact, the astrology table can calculate the existence of strange people and strange things in the whole world, but what can be calculated and what should not be calculated is determined by the king!" The king's summoning of me is also a secret calling, and it has never been publicized. ”

It's so mysterious, I'm not interested in those fortune tellers, I just want to know what His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is like now!

"Aru, this is mung bean cake, it's delicious. But they said you won't eat it yet, so I'll keep it for you until you do! "What a heartwarming child, don't get me wrong, he's not the prince.

I almost forgot about him, this little boy in front of me was my own brother, his name was Xin Kejia, and he sat in front of me with a small bench all day long, chattering with me about something and not, and I sometimes couldn't understand what he was saying.

"Mother, will Aru look as good as you when she grows up?"

"Daddy, teach me how to dance the sword, Aru seems to like it very much!"

"Mother, Aru smiled at me!"

"Mother, mother, I seem to hear Aru calling my brother!"

"When do you think Aru will be able to follow me around?"

Xin Kejia always likes to talk childish things, so I smile from ear to ear every time I see him. When I laughed, he was even more happy, thinking that I especially liked him as an older brother! I didn't want to discourage him from being stupid until I was six months old.

I will never forget that day, forever and ever, and from that day on, my star destiny changed, and the quack doctor from nowhere said that I was missing. Do you see a doctor like this? He'd better keep his name unnamed, or I'll go to him for revenge as soon as I grow up.

Let's talk about what happened that day, when Xin Kejia came to see me, he also brought another friend who was half a head taller than him. They stood stupidly on either side of me, looking at me from left to right, like monkeys, but unfortunately my hands, feet, and backs were not strong enough, otherwise I would have gotten up and told them, "Children should be polite, you know?"

"She's your sister's?"

"Yes, cute! Aru, I've brought Awei to see you! ”

"Nothing special, huh?"

He stretched out his hand and shook it in front of my eyes, and when I looked at his uplifted nostrils, I was very displeased, and immediately glared back at him. I looked at him and he suddenly said, "There is a tiger in your heart, and you can smell the rose." Ajia, she has a tiger in her eyes! ”

He was still looking at me, and I narrowed my eyes slightly, because I had the impression that his phrase "tiger in his eyes" was beyond the immaturity of a five-year-old child. For example, Xin Kejia doesn't know.

"What's that?" Xin Kejia asked with a confused expression.

I stopped looking at him, but he kept staring at me and said, "Ajia, have you ever hugged her?" ”

At this moment, I, a helpless baby who could only cry and laugh, had no one else around me except the two half-children, and the others were taken away by him beforehand, and he said that I forgot what he wanted to eat.

He was so misminded at a young age, he actually picked up Xin Kejia, a child who couldn't even hold a sword, to hug me, I'm not a thing, just pick it up after falling to the ground.

He must have done it on purpose, and as I expected, Xin Kejia let go of his grip, and then I was slammed to the ground like a thing. It's not pain when I'm crying, I have to call someone to save me.