Chapter Forty-Nine: Eight Feet to the Sky
A high platform was set up in the open space outside Biyue Xuan, and there were still three giant banners hanging on the door, the first two of the applicants were endless, and the couplets in the back were full of people, and almost no one cared about them in the back.
"Gong Jin, if it's you, how do you do this uplink?" Guo Jia didn't come out again today because of his weak body, Cheng Yu arranged for someone to take care of Guo Jia, and he asked Zhou Yu to go with him to see the prestigious talent competition.
"Hmph—a lot of people have been there, and they've come back with a feather - you still want to go up? It's just a self-inflicted humiliation—" A person dressed as a scholar next to him said disdainfully after hearing Cheng Yu's words.
"I can't do it myself - doesn't it mean that others can't? Gong Jin, do you make a move or do I take action against this person who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai? Cheng Yu's original good temper was also a little annoyed, he was also a scholar, so why bother his own people to look down on his own people?
"Since Brother Zhongde intends to make a move, then the little brother will take a look on the side first-the three questions are actually too easy for me, and there is no difficulty at all!" See! Zhou Yu is so thick-skinned, he was originally using the classics of later generations to test people, and he already belonged to cheating with plug-ins, and he actually had to get cheap and sell it again! If you let Guo Jia and Cheng Yu know, you have to despise Zhou Yu.
"This-okay-" Cheng Yu originally planned for Zhou Yu to make a move, but he watched the excitement from behind, but he didn't expect to end up lifting a stone and hitting his own foot. _
"How-how - the words are so beautiful, why are they cowardly-haha- how can I, Du Mi, see the wrong person, such a person is here to be a supporting role." Du Mi constantly taunted Zhou Yu and Cheng Yu.
"Du Mi - your kid's eyes are not good, didn't you say the day before yesterday that the stinky poor sour named Cheng Lin wasn't just making fun? In the end, people still passed the three levels easily. Blowing here again—" The crowd began to heckle.
"I deliberately looked away – I couldn't be wrong today! If I'm mistaken, I'm a turtle son bastard—" Du Mi's face turned pale when he was poked in the shortcoming, and then he said angrily.
"It's not appropriate - Young Master Ben thinks it's not proper, it's not too cheap for you to be open-mouthed, if you have the guts, then let's gamble, if anyone loses, it's the turtle grandson, you need to shout loudly and learn the turtle to climb three laps on the ground." Do you dare with the surname Du? - I've seen a lot of you cowardly young master. Zhou Yu was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he directly pointed at Du Mi's nose and provoked viciously, and the spit stars splashed Du Mi's face.
"You-you-insulting Sven-bet, bet, I'm still afraid of you! You turtle son bastard is done! Du Mi took out a handkerchief and wiped the spit on his face with disgust.
"Fuck your uncle—" Zhou Yu suddenly came with a side kick and kicked Du Mi's right cheek, and Du Mi flew out and overwhelmed the crowd. "—give you a face, didn't you, did you give a face? As soon as he came, he provoked Lao Tzu, thinking that Lao Tzu was easy to bully, didn't he? It seems that you still don't know who Lao Tzu is, right? Prick up your ears and listen, I'm Zhou Yu! ”
"Who is Zhou Yu - you dare to hit me fucking in? Where did Zhou Yu come from, a bird - someone - help! Du Mi got up from the crowd and looked at Zhou Yu with a confused face, he really didn't know who Zhou Yu was, he was relying on his aunt to be the wife of Sikong Mansion, and his aunt told him that as long as he didn't go to the palace to cause trouble, it would be okay to stab the sky in other places.
"Uh-" The people present had a black line on their faces, they didn't know where Du Mi was the arrogant son, who knew that he didn't even know Zhou Yu, he hadn't even heard of the name, and he really didn't know which one popped out of it.
"Haha-Gong Jin, brag about it! What kind of bird are you? Cheng Yu held his stomach and laughed without any scruples, Du Mi is really a wonderful flower.
Zhou Yu also couldn't cry or laugh, it turned out to be a strange flower for a long time, and he showed off where he was white for a long time, he was really blind to Niu Danqin Bai in his mood, he glanced at Du Mi and turned around to leave with Cheng Yu, and such a stupid person vomited is really a loss of identity, so we Zhou Yu can also be regarded as the number one person in the second ancestral circle in Luoyang City, and now it is Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu brothers who see themselves and go around in circles.
"Which eight-treasure fish surnamed Zhou will stop for me, you dare to kick the face of the master in the realm of Luoyang City, and the master of this gambling game is going to be decided today! If you and the person next to you can pass the three levels, you will be kind enough to let you go - otherwise, if you dare to provoke you, you will be against Sikong Mansion, and if you lose, you will let your eight-treasure fish climb on your back! When Du Mi saw the guards of the Yuan Mansion coming to his side, his courage suddenly grew again.
"Brother Zhongde - I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and I accidentally kicked the Yuan family's face again, but this guy doesn't seem to have much eyesight, and he is still arrogant. He guessed that his head was really stupid, but I played with him while I was in a good mood, and I thought that the Yuan brothers were probably on their way to come, anyway, I am also a lot of lice now, and I don't have to worry about more debts. The Yuan family has already offended I don't know how many times, and it's not bad this time. There won't be many opportunities to encounter this in the future-" Zhou Yu thought that after this incident, he was going to leave Luoyang and hibernat, waiting for the world to change before coming out to chase the Central Plains.
"I don't care - I'm just a watcher, and since someone licks your face and asks you to kick, you kick it hard! If you don't beat him hard, he will keep pestering you. "Cheng Yu is also a decisive person, since he has been beaten, he must continue to fight hard.
The two brothers, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu, who were drinking tea and chatting together, were whispered by the guards who suddenly ran in, and their faces changed like faces in Sichuan opera. Together with them were Guo Tu and Xu Yu from Luoyang Academy, and the four of them talked about the talent competition, and they all boasted that they were talented and rich, and they were also preparing to go to Biyuexuan to see the so-called three levels.
"Brother Benchu, Brother Highway, what's going on? Looking at the two of them, their faces were a little ugly, could it be that something happened at home. Xu You asked the two young masters carefully, he was at most a small landlord with a little money, and he had to weigh it when he spoke.
"Smack-" Yuan Shu suddenly slammed his fist on the table, his triangular eyes were squeezed together, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Zhou Yu'er, you deceive people too much-big brother, I want to take revenge!" There is also a cousin who is still there, if we don't go, we really think that our Yuan family is afraid of him Zhou Yu. ”
"Okay—go and call me Gao Lan, Chun Yuqiong, Bao Xin, and bring Cao Mengde with you, and remember to tell Cao Mengde to call him his brothers. Today, let's settle the old accounts with Zhou Yu's new accounts! ”
After giving the order, the four of them hurried to Biyuexuan, and along the way, they were so frightened that passers-by hurriedly dodged.
It is said that Yuan Shao wants to gather people to give Zhou Yu a good look, but Zhou Yu doesn't know that he is still tossing Du Mi with high interest, because no one knows that the poems, words, and three questions are written by Zhou Yu.
"How? Do you start first or do I start first? Or is it the yellow croaker standing next to him who starts first? Du Mi's mouth was stinky, and he didn't have a long memory after being beaten, so he called Zhou Yu and Cheng Yu code names when he opened and closed his mouth.
"Bang-" Du Mi got on the high platform this time, and as soon as the words came out, Zhou Yu didn't say a word, and he kicked it down.
"You-"
"Tell your surname Du, if you bet, we will bet, and if you dare to speak, you can't do it, the next time the master says that breaking your mouth full of teeth will definitely not let you leave one." Falling under the stage, Du Mi was just about to open his mouth and was gambled back by Zhou Yu, and the hero didn't suffer the loss in front of him, so he could only get up and get up on the high platform in disgrace.
"The hen lays her eggs and burps, and the duck quacks when she goes into the water. In front of a clear water gate, the yard is full of geese. Du Mi didn't dare to argue and read out his poem directly.
"Haha-" The audience burst into laughter.
"Alas—forget it—I won't bully you either! Poems, lyrics, and couplets will be told to you at one time, and you won't hold back any good farts at your high level! Prick up your ears and listen - good rain knows the season, when spring happens. Dive into the night with the wind, moisturizing things silently. The wild trails are dark, and the river boats are bright. Xiao looks at the red wet place, and the flowers are heavy in the official city. This poem is called "Joyful Rain on a Spring Night"! ”
"The name of the word: Man Jianghong, angry hair rushing to the crown, angry hair rushing to the crown, relying on the railing Xiaoxiao rain rest. Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, strong and fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. Don't wait for the young man's head to be white, empty and sad. Jing Kang is ashamed, and it is still snowing; When the courtiers hate, when will they be destroyed! Driving a long car to break through the lack of Helan Mountain. Zhuang is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Xiongnu blood. Wait to clean up the old mountains and rivers from the beginning, facing the sky. ”
"The sound of the wind and the sound of the water, the sound of reading, the sound of the country, the family, the world!"
Seeing the high-spirited Zhou Yu, Du Mi was a little scared, and took advantage of the fact that the audience was not paying attention and was ready to slip away quietly, who knew that Zhou Yu had been paying attention to this strange flower, and when he saw that he was about to go down, he quickly chased after him and kicked his ass hard, Du Mi rolled down like a watermelon rolling on the ground, and fell to the ground with his back facing the sky, almost breaking him into eight petals.
"Stinky thing - I still want to run, and I won't be allowed to leave if I can't accept the punishment! If you dare to go, you will break your legs, and remember that those who insult others will be insulted. ”