Chapter 187: I'm Really the Hero You Call It!
"Brother......" Blue Shirt pointed to the radio in front of him and the car: "Did you hear the announcement on the radio?" ”
"Ah......" Lin Lei was slightly stunned, and nodded quickly: "Oh, I heard it." ”
"And what do you think?" The blue shirt turned his head and glanced at Lin Lei in the rearview mirror.
"I ...... How can I feel......" Tugging at his clothes casually, Lin Lei turned his gaze outside.
"But......" Blue Shirt pouted and pointed to the radio in front of him, "You look like the guy on the radio." ”
"Look ......"
"This whole body of dust, you have; These fine beads of sweat, you have; The blue shirt stretched out his right hand and counted the similarities with his fingers: "You also have a ...... for this tall figure."
"This ...... Isn't that you? ”
"It's probably a coincidence." Cold sweat broke out on Lin Lei's forehead.
"Coincidence?" The blue shirt's eyes were full of doubt.
"Then ......" Lin Lei raised his hand and smiled wryly: "Then what do you mean......"
"It must be a coincidence!" The blue shirt responded with a smile.
"Ah...... Yes? Lin Lei blinked, his face was clouded.
"Oh, my big brother, you're still cooperating with me......" The blue shirt shook his head and smiled: "Okay, okay, stop acting......"
"That's pretty much it."
"This guy...... The sweat came out of his forehead......" pointed to the beads of sweat on Lin Lei's forehead in the rearview mirror, and the blue shirt sighed: "This acting ...... I can all be professional actors......"
"Properly surpass the traffic niche."
"Hmm......" Lin Lei moved his right hand and pointed to the blue shirt: "What do you think ......?"
"Do you really think it's a coincidence?"
"Of course......" replied as it should be, and the blue shirt told Lin Lei again: "Think about it......"
"Such a character, such a hero, such a hero, that is a superhero in Crooked Fruit."
"Then since you're a superhero, you have to have a special sports car." Cocking his thumb, the blue shirt bent his index finger again: "Even if you don't have a sports car equipped with a special cow, you have to join an organization and specialize in picking up drivers." ”
"This ......" Lin Lei touched his nose, looking at a loss: "This is a hero......
"Do you have to have so many configurations?"
"Ordinary heroes must not be, but superheroes must be ......" The blue shirt pointed to the co-pilot's Altman schoolbag for the child: "Look at this, sushi is more delicious in the country, there is this and what team......"
"Look at that, the countries that sell chicken legs all over the world have this and what alliance......
"Look at that again, the country where the girl group is particularly powerful, what is the ......" slapped his head, and the blue shirt shook his head: "My brain...... Why did you forget ...... again?"
"It doesn't matter...... It doesn't matter......" Lin Lei raised his hand and pressed down again: "I basically understand, I already understand." ”
"It's good to understand, and I'll tell you about why you can't be a superhero ......" bent his middle finger again, and the blue shirt said: "Even if you don't have these, you can't shout on the side of the road; Even if you shout toot, you can't just sit in my car......"
"Even if it happened to be you, there was no way that this broadcast would sound at this time."
"You say ......" Looking at the road ahead, the blue shirt raised his hand: "How many coincidences will it take for you to have the result that you are a superhero." ”
"Yes...... Yes......" The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Lin Lei followed the other party's words: "How many coincidences there must be." ”
"Even if we take 10,000 steps back, we won't talk about the above conditions, let's talk about other ......" The blue shirt raised his right arm, shook his right hand and said: "When this chivalrous man was a superhero inside, the people inside must have seen ......"
"And when they saw it, they didn't even describe their physiognomy, only their strength and skills."
"This is obviously this chivalrous man, who blocked his face when he was saving people inside." slapped his thigh suddenly, and the blue shirt said as it should be: "And this chivalrous man can think of covering his face and camouflage inside, so why can't he disguise it outside......"
"Since he doesn't want to expose his identity inside, why should he go outside to reveal his identity."
"Maybe ......" Lin Lei touched the corners of his mouth and tentatively spit out: "Maybe people outside don't know that he used to be a chivalrous man inside." ”
"Nope! Can! Yes! Spit out three words word by word, and the blue shirt said with a serious face: "If you want me to say ......"
"He has long since hidden his identity, just like an ordinary passerby, without the slightest sense of existence."
"This ......" Lin Lei pointed to himself and reminded him kindly: "The way I look now, isn't it the passerby you call me." ”
"No, no...... You're almost ......" The blue shirt shook his hand with a look of disgust: "Similar to this kind of chivalrous, if you disguise it, you will definitely not be the same as you." ”
"Look at your ......"
"The dust on this body, the sweat stains on the forehead, how can there be a little camouflage." The blue shirt pointed to Lin Lei in the rearview mirror.
"That ......" supported the right side of his face with his right hand, Lin Lei looked at each other with a smile on his face: "Then what do you think of this......"
"How should you disguise this superhero in your mouth?"
"Why haven't you seen your own camouflage skills, you should know the camouflage skills of Crooked Fruit......" Blue Shirt recalled a little, and told Lin Lei: "That big hero is disguised, and he must be as ...... as the special workers of Crooked Fruit."
"With a flick of his hair, short hair directly turns into long hair, a refreshing and resolute man with a small head, and instantly becomes a soft and weak artist."
"Or a folded pants, cropped pants directly become five-point pants, and the cold weather in autumn suddenly becomes a sunny outfit in summer."
"Or ...... Or flick your coat and stuff it into the trash can......" imagining the scene he told, the blue shirt looked envious: "Most of the working men of the social elite have suddenly become academic casual students......"
"And these ...... above"
"That's the disguise technique that belongs to the big hero!"
"This ......" Lin Lei scratched his forehead and grinned: "...... next time"
"I can consider it next time."
"It's useless to think about this, you have to think about it ...... superheroes" The blue shirt smiled and pointed to Lin Lei in the rearview mirror: "......"
"I'll be honest with you......"
"If you cover it up a little, disguise it a little, I can doubt you." The blue shirt shook his head slightly.
"Then if you doubt it...... You don't know who I am. Lin Lei said casually.
"It's just suspicion." Calmly spit out five words, the blue shirt smiled and waved his hand: "And the doubt is over......"
"I just don't believe it."
"Why?" Lin Lei's face was clouded.
"Temperament ......" subconsciously spit out two words, and the blue shirt explained for Lin Lei: "Your body is ......"
"Lacks the temperament of a superhero."
"Super ...... Superhero temperament? Lin Lei's face was even more circled.
"Yes." The blue shirt nodded heavily.
"Your temperament ......" Leaning on the back of the back seat, Lin Lei's eyes were full of unhappiness: "Did you deny my appearance?" ”
"That's for sure......" nodded again, and the blue shirt continued: "Similar to a superhero ......"
"That must have extraordinary abilities, a more distinctive appearance, just the right encounter, or an irritable or stable character, and a unique temperament that is unique to you."
"And you ......" looked up and down from the rearview mirror, and the blue shirt looked regretful: "Well......"
"It's hard to put into words."
"Oh, I'm dripping this temper ......" Lin Lei shook his hand and tugged hard at the clothes on his body: "Since you said so, then I won't hide it from you......"
"I ......"
"Although it's not what you say, it's similar to the existence of those crooked superheroes, but ......" patted his chest hard, Lin Lei sat up straight: "I'm really the more ordinary ...... told in this broadcast"
"A more ordinary hero!"
"Forehead......" The blue shirt looked at Lin Lei in the rearview mirror and groaned.
"Hmm......" Lin Lei lowered his head and groaned.
Myself......
I just seemed to be too excited and exposed myself.