Recently, Mr. Shu didn't know who had a bad idea, he actually asked me to tutor Lu Xiangping, which was too rare, and he actually asked me, a scumbag pretending to be a scholar, to tutor another scumbag who couldn't be a scumbag anymore.

I immediately refused, but Mr. Ranshu said that he could pay me. The more money you have, the better, so I agreed.

Lu Xiangping is a person, I don't usually have much contact with him, and all I usually come into contact with is a pile of test papers.

"Mr. Count!" Lu Xiangping still respects me quite a lot, and it sounds good to call me like this, little sir.

"Classmate Lu!"

"Huh? Well! "He may have been a little confused about what I was called, but now that I'm his husband, I'm what I say.

"What about your test papers today, it's still as miserable as ever!" I took his test paper and commented briefly, and then picked a simple question, (I pushed it forward from the results, plus the detailed process of Yun Yi) and began to explain to him, I was in one go, so profound that it couldn't be more profound, and then I found out that I played the piano to the cow, and the cow didn't know what was the sound and what the noise was.

"For this problem, we can set up, suppose this unknown quantity is represented by x, and the other is represented by y, they want to add equal to this, and they subtract equal to this, and this is the mantra that will be used, by the way, have you memorized that mantra? This way, one more time, and that's it! ”

I did it in one go in thirty seconds, and I spoke so fast that I didn't even know what I was talking about, of course, the highlight should not be me, it should be Lu Xiangping's reaction.

He looked confused, his eyes were bigger than the eyes of a dead fish, his mouth was open enough to fit a fist-sized marble, and his jaw seemed to fall off if he didn't hold it.

"If you don't believe me, you can check it!" I said calmly, my palm slightly raised, and I closed his chin for him.

"Oh, yes, yes, that's the result, it's really God, it's so teachable!" He probably didn't even know what the calculation meant, but after thinking for a moment with his chin in one hand, he said again and again.

The more people who don't understand, the more they love to pretend to understand, he is, in fact, I am too. There's so much you don't understand, and you don't know where to start.

Except for the first tutoring after I fooled him, the subsequent tutoring basically didn't make up for anything. He and I fought Huang Gai with Zhou Yu, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer.

The second time I fooled him, he suddenly stopped me and startled me.

He said solemnly: "Mr. Shuxiao, I know that you are talented and proficient in arithmetic, but everyone has their own strengths, and I am really lacking in this regard, and your explanation is too secretive for me!" ”

I was shocked, no matter how popular it is, I can't make sense myself, in that case, it will be a goof.

Fortunately, he, an unenterprising person, only said: "So, you don't have to spend too much effort on me, it's useless!" ”

"That's right, that's okay, I'll follow Mr. Shu Ming'er..."I feel sorry for my reward, the first time it seems to be a lot.

"Don't don't, let's do this, you can just tutor me and fool others on the surface, in fact, you can study this unfathomable thing yourself, don't worry about me!"

"That's not good, every time you test..."Speaking of which, I realized that I was Mr. Shu's royal marker.

"Then isn't every test also approved by you, Mr. Xiao, just let me go over the water!" He said with a smile on his face, and specially sent me a few big pearls to bribe me.

Naturally, I can't ask for it, I don't have to think about it, and I still have money, is there anything better than this?

Under my persuasion, Lu Xiangping's score gradually improved by leaps and bounds to pass. He had been talking to me the other day about his father's great joy and praising him, saying that it was all my fault.

Anyway, since then, Lu Xiangping has worshiped me for twelve points, I said that one plus one equals three, and he would never say two. From time to time, I have a conversation with Lu Xiangxiang, and he can favor me a little more, which is too rare, and I secretly sigh that I have picked up a big bargain.

Lu Xiangping's straw bag is not a piece of learning material, but fox friends and dog friends are a bunch of things, and the gossip they know is also a basket of things. I don't even know where he got the gossip of Zhou Mubai in the rainy capital thousands of miles away.

That day, we were chatting and suddenly talked about the centipede wound on my face, and he was still upset for me: "Mr. Shuxiao, this Zhou Mubai is really hateful, don't you hate him?" Actually let him go like this? ”

"How can you be sure it's Zhou Mubai?"

"No one in the palace knows, it's not that he can't be difficult, it's really my sister!"

"Why can't it be your sister?" I just said casually, this person has no brains like Lu Xiangxiang, and he can speak freely in front of him, as long as he can't get carried away and fool him with self-justification. And people like them can't hide their words, and they don't lie.

"My sister, come on, if she dares to do this, she will be stubborn. She's not stupid, she took the guards to the palace to kill you blatantly! But when the news came back, it also scared me a little, and I got the stolen goods! Of course, fortunately, His Royal Highness has a clear understanding and found out the real murderer behind Zhou Mubai! ”

"It's not Zhou Mubai!" I was sure.

"Not him? It must be him, he still wants to blame my sister, it's really too scheming! ”

"Huh?" When I say three, he will never say two, but he will say okay.

"This, little sir, I've actually heard of this Zhou Mubai. He is the son of the owner of Zhou Yuan, Yudu Orange Painting Garden, and should have been the niece and son-in-law of Mr. Dianyu. ”

"Niece-in-law?"

"Mr. Yu is from Yudu, and he is the same master as the current owner, you know that, right? Mr. Yu has a niece named Yu Huanyi, who grew up in the Orange Painting Garden since she was a child, and it is said that she and Zhou Mubai are married. ”

"Huh?"

Originally, the two of them should have reached the age of marriage, but the good times did not last long, and the rain was defeated. Zhou Mubai had to enter the Lingdu as a proton, probably after discussing with Mr. Zhou Yuan, it was decided that the woman would withdraw from the marriage, and the marriage would be annulled. ”

"Void? This Zhou Yuan master is also ruthless enough, so his own son! "I'm afraid it's my stepmother's, I can't help asking, "What about Zhou Mubai's father?" ”

"You should ask, the rain capital was defeated, why did the king choose a small son of the owner of the orange painting garden as a proton to enter the spirit capital!"

"yes, why?"

"I don't know this news to most people!" He said proudly, as if it were some kind of shocking secret.

I just remembered that Zhou Mubai was surnamed Zhou with his mother Zhou Zhilan and Zhou Yuan.