Chapter 335: It's time to call Daddy
A pound?
Wei Huayu's face stepped down, and his eyebrows jumped wildly.
To drink liquor is the loudest he screams. Now put the amount of wine on the countertop and compare, hehe...... Huh...... Lin Muyao didn't give him a mending knife, but Shen Shimei mended the knife in time and gave all his old bottom to Xue Hai: "He just fools people's skills, and if he really wants to drink, he can't even drink Yaoyao." Yaoyao could still drink a few more taels, and his eyes were already staggering. ”
"You're just straight in the eye! You're staggering! Your whole family's eyes are staggering! Wei Huayu was embarrassed and angry, and poured out their drinks and filled them with white wine: "Since you want to compare, let's compare and see who can't." ”
"Good! Joyfully! Enjoy! If you win them, Brother Wei will win! Xue Hai was helping to coax beside him, his eyes didn't look at Lin Muyao or Shen Shimei, but he stared at Gu Lanqing.
Wei Huayu was the same, he looked at Gu Lanqing with a smile, his eyes were meaningful.
Lin Muyao only smiled silently.
Shen Shimei suddenly realized, it's over, and she fell for Wei Huayu's trick. He said this on purpose just now, deliberately giving her a chance to mend the knife, so that they all drank liquor, and Gu Lanqing would drink the liquor of the two of them. Lin Muyao can't drink alcohol while taking medicine, and Gu Lanqing has to help drink her share of liquor.
That is to say: Xue Hai drinks one catty, Wei Huayu drinks half a catty, and Gu Lanqing has to drink three catties. That's still a one-to-one ratio. If they cheat again, Gu Lanqing will have to drink more, five or six catties. One pound of liquor is massive, two pounds is a fighter jet in a mass, and three pounds are ...... Five pounds...... Do you want to drink to death?
"Wei Huayu, you are really shameless."
"What is a face? Do I have it? ”
"......" Shen Shimei was speechless, how to say that: People are shameless, and everything can be done. Wei Huayu took the lead in raising a glass for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Come on, come on, let's first congratulate Gu Lanqing on his successful graduation and the end of his scholarly years." As the saying goes: useless is a scholar. We wish him more and more useful and a bright future in the future. ”
It's so hard!
Wei Huayu, who is poor in words, can be regarded as a good and obedient sentence.
"Here, cheers!"
"Cheers!"
Wine glasses collide in the middle, and the scene is joyful and smiling. Wei Huayu and Xue Hai did it first, Lin Muyao's wine glass was taken away by Gu Lanqing, and he also took Shen Shimei's wine glass with his hand, and said with a smile: "You drink drinks, I'll deal with these two little fleas, and I'll let them call me dad tonight." ”
"So drinkable?"
"How much can you drink?"
"Gu Lanqing, what are you thinking? There are two of us and you alone. We have one drink, you have three drinks. Let's call you Daddy, you're already drunk! It's pretty much the same thing you call us Daddy! ”
Shen Shimei, Lin Muyao, Wei Huayu, they spoke separately, only Xue Hai did not squeak. None of the three of them had ever drunk with Gu Lanqing, nor had they seen Gu Lanqing drink, only Xue Hai had seen it, and it was really a thousand cups not drunk.
Gu Lanqing didn't answer their questions, only held Lin Muyao's hand, one cup, two cups, three cups, and drank it all: "Today is a good day, we are all happy." After tonight, tomorrow will be a new life, and everything will have a new look. Let's work together and move towards the ideal in our hearts. My ideal is to be a big company, make a lot of money, let my family Yaoyao eat and drink spicy food every day, and wear gold and silver every day. "Go to Audiobook.com
"Good! Come on! Step up your game! If Yaoyao has something to eat and wear, remember to give me some points! ”
"I also want to make money, Brother Gu will take me."
"Gu Lanqing, I want to invest in the company, how much money do you want to speak directly. I'm only in charge of the money, I don't care about anything else. That's like: I'm responsible for being as beautiful as a flower, and you're responsible for conquering the world. ”
"......" Lin Muyao endured.
Shen Shimei let out a "vomit" without giving her face again: "Wei Huayu, I beg you to be a good person!" Are you responsible for being as beautiful as a flower? Where did you come from? Where does the beauty come from? This trouser leg is rolled, and it is full of leg hair. ”
"Hahaha......" Xue Hai laughed madly.
"Laugh and laugh, laugh P! It's like you're having a roll of trouser legs, not a leg of hair. "Wei Huayu wants to beat Xue Hai to death, what about the united front that he said? A few words were taken away by Shen Shimei. Xue Hai immediately shut up, and raised his glass to Gu Lanqing with interest: "Brother Gu, I salute you for this glass of wine, thank you for taking care of me these days." I can't speak, I just want to say that it is my third life to know Brother Gu, and in the future, no matter whether you are rich or poor, please ask Brother Gu not to dislike me as a rough person. ”
"Good brother." Gu Lanqing is a person who is very easy to be content, and he will cherish the sincerity that can be exchanged for sincerity. Clinking glasses again, and drinking it all again. Lin Muyao didn't speak, and arranged a barbecue for them, so that they could eat the dishes as soon as they finished drinking. If you have food in your stomach, you won't be too upset when you drink it.
During this time, she also went to the kitchen and grilled a handful of lamb skewers and a handful of lamb hamstrings. Wei Huayu likes to eat roast chicken, so she wrapped a chicken in tin foil and put it next to it to roast.
When she went in to get busy, they suddenly fell silent, and their eyes collided with each other's emotions. Shen Shimei also muttered carefully: "Don't be like this, she will find out." Wei Huayu, make trouble. ”
Wei Huayu hummed sullenly, and without waiting for Lin Muyao to come out, he called Xue Hai again, and his tone was like that of an old aunt: "The sea!" These days, apart from your brother Gu taking care of you, who else will take care of you! ”
"Who else, of course, is my sister-in-law. If my sister-in-law hadn't protected me just now, I would have been beaten to death by you. Xue Hai is a clever ghost, he knows how to read his face, and he will open his mouth to come: "My sister-in-law is better than you, you know that you murdered me and kicked me." Brother Wei, let me tell you, my younger brother is also a lot, and I am very shameless when you treat me like this. ”
"So, Zhi'en wants to report, and you don't respect your sister-in-law?" Wei Huayu not only kicked him but also wanted to kick him to death, the stinky man lived for two nights and his new house was stinky, if it wasn't for cleaning and hygiene, he would really throw him out.
Xue Hai didn't care about that, and shouted with a smile: "Sister-in-law, don't be busy, I want to toast you." ”
Lin Muyao smiled: This is a toast to her, it is clearly to induce Gu Lanqing. She brushed the oil and made the fire to a minimum, then came out of the kitchen and sat down next to Lan Qing. As soon as he sat down, Xue Hai's wine glass came over: "Sister-in-law, I respect you, they all say that the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, and I will listen to whatever my sister-in-law says in the future, and please don't dislike my sister-in-law." ”
Shen Shimei smiled: "Is this the rhythm of shouting mom?" ”
Gu Lanqing also smiled: "Call Mom, and then call Dad, it's not far away." ”
Wei Huayu jumped to his feet: "Gu Lanqing, you are too rampant." When they had finished drinking, he cried out like an aunt: "O sea! Follow the local customs, and the toast in F City is to toast three glasses in a row. ”
Xue Hai immediately short-circuited: What? Three glasses in a row? He has been to F City so many times, why hasn't he heard of this kind of rule? There is such a rule in H City, toasting starts with three glasses, and the owner has to break through. Generally, before the break-in is completed, the owner is so drunk that he goes back to sleep. I have to say that the people who can drink in H City are all fierce people, and he said that he can't afford to provoke him, and he doesn't dare to go there to find friends easily, and he will drink to death.
Seeing him like this, Lin Muyao pursed her lips and smiled: "Wei Huayu, as far as the tacit understanding between the two of you is concerned, you have to run in more!" If you really can't do it, you can do it yourself, don't always torture Xue Hai. ”
Wei Huayu smiled: "I want to go on my own, but the problem is, I don't allow for alcohol!" Kicked Xue Hai under the table again, turning the cooperation in the dark into the open: The brothers will fix you, what's the matter? Really, shameless to the extreme: "What are you stunned, hurry up and drink, put him down in one go." Drink stop, you let him digest the alcohol? ”