"Do you know the horn language?" The lizardman's eyes lit up and he asked with interest.

I originally thought that this was just a barbaric low-level civilization planet, a place where birds don't, but I didn't expect that there were constant surprises, not only did there be guys who knew the lingua franca of the galaxy, but this fluffy little animal could also use the horned language.

"Yes, Your Excellency, I have had the privilege of having the mighty Horn Clansman descend upon me, and it is a great honor to have his help and to learn the wonderful Horn language." The orange cat stood up straight, with a big smile on his face, and ran the train with his mouth full of respect.

He still spoke Chinese, but it was immediately translated into Horn by the food system, so to the lizardman it sounded as if the cat was speaking fluent and standard Horn language.

The humans and aliens next to them were all stunned and shocked, and the cat became more and more mysterious in their eyes.

And those gods and slaves were the most shocked to see the orange cat and the lizardman talking smoothly.

Originally, they claimed to be the chosen ones of God, they were born god slaves, the people closest to the gods, but they didn't expect to be inferior to this cat!

What the hell is this cat!?

Seeing that everyone was shocked but didn't make any moves, Zuo Chen's tail was stiff, and he stabbed Leng Xiang, who was stunned on the side, like an iron rod, and continued to smile all over his face, and said in a voice that only the other party could hear: "Where is the nuclear bomb, hurry up and prepare it!" ”

Then he said loudly: "Laugh! Du Temeow laughs at Lao Tzu! We have to try to eliminate the hostility of the other party now, and if you don't want to die, laugh out loud! ”

Hearing the words of the orange cat, whether it was an alien or a human, they were all stunned.

Immediately afterwards, Rat Poison Qiang and the Blood Red Queen took the lead in changing into the standard tiger smile, they have always trusted this cat, and they understand that the other party will never do meaningless things in this dangerous situation.

Then the other aliens also reacted, and saw that the Beastmaster and the Abyssal One began to laugh, although they didn't know what laughter was, they just squeezed the corners of their mouths, or watery or blood-red eyes looked at the lizardman, who had just been beaten with missing arms and legs, but now they looked very weak, helpless, pitiful and cute.

For these aliens struggling in the wilderness, survival comes first, and they don't know what face is.

"Chief, what should I do...... What the hell is this cat all about? How do I feel a little wicked? A human warrior cautiously asked Leng Xiang.

"I can't care so much, laugh, all have to smile, this is an order!" Leng Xiang said, also trying to raise the corners of his mouth, revealing the standard eight teeth, and replacing them with a tiger-like smile expression.

Hearing this, more than a dozen human evolutionary warriors immediately all smiled, and looked at the lizardman with an innocent expression, following the example of the orange cat.

Originally, he was still full of killing intent, and his whole body was surging with energy, but at this time, when he was stirred by this orange cat, he immediately became much gentler.

The lizardman naturally also saw the performance of the orange hairy little animal, and the other party's words just now were obviously ordering other indigenous creatures to give up resistance, and at this time, he couldn't help but believe most of Zuo Chen's words, and asked in a hissing voice: "Have you ever met my clansman?" Who is it? Is he still here? ”

Wasn't he the first high-civilization creature to come to this savage planet, and even came here before him?

It must be, otherwise, there is no explanation why this little orange creature speaks the horned language.

Zuo Chen continued to smile all over his face, and said blindly without blinking his eyes: "The last horn tribe I met said that he was a great interstellar poacher, specializing in fighting against the Galactic Alliance, and had extremely strong combat power, and his spaceship was as tall as a building, and there were many powerful minions. It's just that he looks a little different from you, so I didn't recognize you at first. ”

Is it a strong team of poachers? The lizardman was stunned for a moment, then laughed, raised a claw, and swiped lightly on his face, only to see a crack appear in the middle of his entire face, sliding to the sides, revealing the lizard face inside.

"I'm just wearing makeup, that's what I really look like, and it's normal that you don't recognize it."

"Ahh Turns out you really are the great Horn Meow! I am so touched that to be able to meet the great Horn people again, my life has become complete! I must be the luckiest creature in the universe! Please forgive me for not being able to control my emotions......" said the orange cat loudly, as she raised her paw to wipe the corners of her eyes, as if tears of excitement had flowed from her eyes.

At the same time, Leng Xiang had a stiff smile on his face, and whispered beside him: "The two tactical nuclear bombs are in the helicopter gunship, and the remote control detonation device is in my hand......" As he said that, he turned his head slightly, looked at the helicopter at the top of the building next to him, and signaled with his eyes that Zuo Chen was there.

As if he hadn't heard anything, Zuo Chen continued to wipe his tears and grin and say to the lizardman, "Great lizard...... Your Excellency, please grant me a request! ”

At this time, the lizardman was also very excited when he heard what the orange cat said just now, and said to the surrounding metal balls: "Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard, the indigenous creatures on this planet have actually seen the horned people, and the forerunner must be extremely powerful, so they have received the high respect of these indigenous creatures, and they simply regard the horned people as gods!" Haha, I knew I wouldn't wear makeup, and it saved me so much trouble. ”

Then he turned to Zuo Chen and said: "Weak and low-grade and poor mammal, say, as long as your request is not too excessive, I will try my best to meet your request, you are really an interesting little animal, the forerunner did not take you away, it is really his loss......"

His pupils shrank, and he looked at the orange cat in front of him, a trace of greed flashed in his eyes, as if he was thinking about whether to capture the other party.

Zuo Chen still had a standard smile on his face, a look of great joy, and said, "Thank you, Your Excellency, Handsome Handsome!" In our culture, when the guests arrive, we must hold a welcome ceremony, decorate the magnificent throne for you, and then bow to you, in order to be able to express our inner respect, I hope you will allow us to offer the highest respect meow! ”

"Hahaha, what a cute and simple native, it turns out that your request is just this, no problem at all." The lizardman laughed and said to the metal ball, "Friends, I wish I could broadcast live now, but even if it's a video, I'll lead you to feel the simplicity of this planet, and I'll be their god!" ”

Seeing that the other party agreed, Zuo Chen immediately said to Leng Xiang next to him: "Colonel Leng Xiang, I have promised the lizard man that I will hold a welcome ceremony for him, the specific content is to make a high throne, the higher the better, let him sit on it, and we will collectively salute below, you understand meow!?" ”

The last few words were extremely heavy, and a pair of shiny cat eyes stared at Leng Xiang's eyes.

Leng Xiang instantly understood what the other party meant, gritted his teeth, and said, "Understood!" ”

Turning to a group of human warriors, he ordered: "Immediately go to the roof of the building where the Viper 3 fighter is located and set up a meeting place!" Zhang Zhenhe, lead your team to the Zicheng Grand Theater to find a chair, the more gorgeous and beautiful the better, and find a red carpet to come over! ”

Zuo Chen nodded secretly, knowing that Leng Xiang had already understood his battle plan, and immediately continued to smile and said to the lizardmen: "Great Horned Warrior, please wait a while, we will arrange a throne for you according to the tradition of this planet, and then hold a grand ceremony to welcome your arrival!" ”

At this time, he had basically figured out the mentality of this lizardman.

To put it bluntly, the other party is now completely a fully armed modern civilized person who walked into the forest primitive tribe, because of his own strong strength and the technical level that is higher than the earth civilization I don't know how many years, he is extremely confident.

It is precisely for this reason that he is extremely curious about different cultures, especially the barbaric and backward primitive culture in his eyes.

Just like a modern person who walks into a primitive tribe and wants to paint his face full of oil paint, and put chicken feathers on his head and dance around the fire.

What's more, the other party is originally an outdoor anchor on the extra-dimensional network, and he will never refuse this kind of thing that can add interest to the image!

It's as if Bell can't refuse to sit on the throne of the chieftain of a primitive tribe!

When arrogance brings great security and self-confidence, the temptation is just too great!

Sure enough, the lizardman nodded, indicating that he could wait, and then wandered around the streets of the ruins of Zicheng, while constantly making various movements beside the aliens, as if taking selfies.

Leng Xiang's people were moving quickly, finding all kinds of items in the ruins of Zicheng, moving them to the roofs over there, laying out red carpets, building a high platform with wooden planks and masonry, and placing gorgeous seats on the high platform, as well as various sculptures and decorations, etc., all over the roof.

Leng Xiang personally participated in it, taking down two small boxes from a helicopter and placing them under the seats.

He was nervous as he did this, but luckily the lizardman didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

At this time, it was Zuo Chen who was the most nervous, chatting with the other party with a smile on his face, and at the same time sweating in his heart.

If the lizardmen go back to the interstellar sampan now, they will inevitably find that the dark energy engine has been dismantled, and everything will be in vain.

Fortunately, the lizardman has been taking various selfies and hanging out, obviously not paying attention to the indigenous creatures in front of him at all, and interpreting the arrogance from the higher civilization to the fullest.

The most confused thing was the group of god slaves, who didn't understand what was happening now.

Why did the great god ignore them at all?

Why can't I understand what they say at all?

Why does the cat seem to be very pleasing to the other party, and it looks like they are talking happily?

Why!?

We came first!