Chapter 17 Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao
"What demons, demons? It's a mess, you just tell me what happened to Cao Mengde. Li He said with some tears and laughter.
The statement of the demon road really made him a little critical, although it was not about him, but the monk scolded the bald man in front of him, and he scolded the monk if he didn't scold the monk, and the Taoist priest said the demon in front of him, which made him feel like he was being scolded. Of course, with Li He's state of mind, he had already seen through the appearance of Hongchen, and he would not be angry because of it.
Just listening, it always feels weird, and the face is not very comfortable.
The Taoist is inactive, but it is not unintentional, the real person is an immortal, but he is also a human being, with seven emotions and six desires.
"It's too late to elaborate, the Taoist is going quickly, that demon is going to take the life of the lord!" Xu Chu said.
When Li He heard this, he was even more strange, and while following Xu Chu over, he asked, "What kind of demon is entangled in Meng De?" He has the talisman I refined on his body, and he has great luck, not to mention the ordinary demons and evil spirits that entangle him, even if you look at it from a distance, it will damage itself. ”
He was genuinely curious.
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan are all people with great luck, not to mention demons and monsters, and the masters of the Daomen who are upright can't do anything to them.
Zhuge Liang, who knew magic in the original book, never thought of using Qimen methods to eliminate Cao Cao.
Because that's simply not realistic.
Li He was really curious about what kind of demon could entangle Cao Cao, and threatened to take his life.
"It's a demon named Zuo Ci, no, it's a demon...... I Xu Chu is a rough man who can't speak, don't blame the Taoist, anyway, the old evil sect, that person also wears a Taoist robe, claiming to be a Taoist priest, and wants to take the lord to Mount Emei to practice, if the lord doesn't go, he will kill the lord, and the Taoist should hurry up with me to save the lord! Xu Chu said.
Li He couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.
It turned out to be Zuo Ci playing Cao Cao?
It's just time, it seems to be a few years earlier than in the original book, right?
"Then Zuo Ci I know, he is a true Taoist, not a demon, Zhong Kang doesn't want to talk nonsense." Li He shook his head and said, "As for Meng De, you don't have to worry, although a cultivator has been created by heaven and earth, he must also abide by the nature of heaven, and he can't make a move against someone with strong luck, he can't hurt Meng De!" ”
In the original work, Zuo Ci played Cao Cao, the purpose was to take Cao Cao to practice and let Liu Bei sit in the world.
But how can such a thing that goes against the sky succeed?
Cao Cao not only rejected Zuo Ci, but also put him in prison as a fine worker, but Zuo Ci, who said that he wanted to "fly the sword to take your head", did not dare to hurt him a single hair.
"I don't understand, I just know that I can't beat Zuo Ci, and I have to make a move from a character like you." Xu Chu said.
Then, the two went all the way to Cao Cao's mansion, and soon came to Zuo Ci's banquet of "dragon liver and phoenix gall": I saw Zuo Ci take pen and ink, brush and paint a dragon on the wall, and then with a wave of his big sleeves, the dragon's belly cracked by itself, and a piece of "dragon liver" fell out of it.
Then he drew a phoenix, took its bile, and made it into a condiment to mix dragon liver.
This scared Cao Cao a lot.
With such a dragon liver and phoenix gall, he didn't even hear of it, he hadn't even heard of it.
I couldn't help but think in my heart: Can the Taoist deal with this Zuo Ci?
"Dao Chief, come over quickly, let me introduce you to this Mr. Zuo Ci." When Cao Cao saw Li He, he immediately said.
However, it is clearly an introduction, but in fact, it is to talk about his own experience: not long ago, Cao Cao ordered someone to go a long way to buy a batch of oranges, wanting to provide for himself and the princes of the court to enjoy, but on the way, he met Zuo Ci, who claimed to be the deceased of Cao Cao's hometown, and wanted to help carry the oranges.
Someone helped out, how could those little soldiers not want to?
So they let Zuo Ci carry it for a while.
Who would have thought that all the oranges he had carried had become much lighter, and when he took them back and peeled them, they were empty.
"Damn, this meatless citrus, how to eat it?" Cao Cao was furious.
At this time, there happened to be an old Taoist outside, it was Zuo Ci.
Cao Cao called him in and asked, "What kind of magic do you use to take my good fruit?" ”
Zuo Ci said no, peeled an orange by himself, and the result was pulp.
Seeing this, Cao Cao took another one and peeled it off, but he didn't.
So, he regarded Zuo Ci as a Taoist like Li He, who was ready to take refuge in himself, so he showed his means first. Not only was he given a seat, but he was also entertained with wine and food, so that Zuo Ci drank five buckets of liquor and ate a whole roast sheep.
But Zuo Ci also said that he was not full.
Cao Cao asked him, "What kind of spell are you cultivating that are so powerful?" ”
Zuo Ci said: "The poor road is in the Emei Mountain of Jialing in Xichuan, and I have studied the Tao for 30 years, and I suddenly heard that there is a voice in the stone wall calling my name; and to see, not to see. And so for a few days. Suddenly, there is a thunderstorm that shatters the stone wall, and there are three volumes of the Book of Heaven, which is called "Dunjia Book of Heaven". The name of the upper volume is 'Tian Dun', the middle volume is called 'Earth Escape', and the lower volume is called 'Human Escape'. The sky can soar clouds and cross the wind, and the ascension is too empty; The earth can pass through the mountains and stones; People can travel all over the world, hide their shapes, throw swords and knives, and take people's heads. Duke Cao is a very popular minister, why not retreat and follow the poor road to practice in Emei Mountain? It should be taught in three heavenly books. ”
"I also want to retreat bravely, but above the court, there is no one who can take charge!" Cao Cao politely refused.
As a result, Zuo Ci recommended that Liu Bei be in charge of the court, and also threatened Cao Cao that he would behead Cao Cao with a flying sword.
Cao Cao was furious and immediately ordered Zuo Ci to be arrested.
It's just that the next thing I found out was that when I beat Zuo Ci, Zuo Ci didn't hurt, I was hungry Zuo Ci, and Zuo Ci didn't care, and said: "I can go without eating for ten years, and I can eat thousands of sheep a day." ”
made Cao Cao so angry that he smoked.
Even, when Cao Cao was eating, he ran out of the prison by himself, so Cao Cao hurriedly sent Xu Chu to invite Li He, and Li He rushed over and saw Zuo Ci taking the dragon's liver and phoenix gall.
"Mr. Zuo Ci, this is Daoist Li He." Cao Cao turned his head and said to Zuo Ci.
Hearing this, Zuo Ci immediately looked at Li He.
After looking at it carefully for a long time, he finally shook his head and said, "It's a good material for cultivation, but it's a pity that the cultivation technique is not cultivated, and the cultivation method is not cultivated, and it has fallen into the left path of the side door." If you rein in the precipice now, take Cao Cao and me to Emei Mountain to cultivate, maybe there is still a chance to remedy, if you are bent on helping the abuse, I am afraid it will not be long, and a big disaster will come. ”
After saying that, he still sighed with a look of pity.
Cao Cao was shocked when he heard this.
couldn't help but secretly said: This Zuo Ci's tone is so old-fashioned, shouldn't the Taoist really be unbearable?
He was a little worried, after all, Zuo Ci was quite old, and Li He was very young.
Generally, ginger is old and spicy.
"You're talking about yourself, aren't you? In vain, I thought you were a Taoist master, but I didn't expect to try to help Liu Bei rule the world, I don't know the number of days! Li He smiled faintly and said: "What kind of heaven escape, earth escape, and human escape, to put it bluntly, they are just tricks, small illusions, don't you think that the poor road can't be broken?" ”
"Really? Then please Taoist friends and open your eyes to the poor Dao! Zuo Ci stood with his hands in his hands and said with a high-ranking appearance.