Chapter 0761 - Take a Bath!
"Daughter-in-law, you are usually quite virtuous and virtuous, why did you suddenly curse me, I am not stupid to that extent, right?"
"If you are stupid, you can also be graded, you are definitely at the mentor level, I feel that I have been with you for a long time, and I am a little affected!"
"What impact?" Li Zeyu blinked inexplicably.
"Tsk! I don't understand, Shen Dapeng and Mengyuan obviously care about each other, but they just don't want to contact each other, pretending to be nothing, but whenever there is a little news about each other, they prick up their ears and eavesdrop. ”
"When I was in high school, the school forbade early love, and they were tired of it every day, but now that we are in college, our parents are not urging them every day, and the teacher no longer cares about students falling in love, but they don't contact each other, do you say they are stupid, or am I too stupid to understand what they are thinking?"
Lin Xiaoxiao is Cao Mengyuan's best friend, she doesn't even know the situation of the two of them who gossip, how can Li Zeyu know, "Hey, what do you care about the two of them, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, I don't want to live a good life, I have to make it like a tragic movie, it's just asking for myself." ”
"Who do you say is asking for trouble? In order to be with Shen Dapeng, we Mengyuan are under a lot of pressure from the family, do you know? It's good for him to be Shen Dapeng, leaving all the things and all the pressure to Mengyuan alone, and he didn't even make a phone call to comfort him, he really doesn't look like a man! ”
"Yes, Brother Peng is indeed not a master, and I, Li Zeyu, am the most master, right?"
"Oh!! You're the best guy! Even eating bad things to make you sick to your stomach, you can still have such strength!! ”
"Uh......" Li Zeyu did a few postures of calisthenics to show off his muscles, originally wanting to prove his manhood, but he forgot that he was still pretending to be sick, and these powerful postures had completely betrayed him.
"Big head Li, you ...... It's not sick at all, is it? You're pretending to be pathetic to me, aren't you? You big liar, you have a big head, and you just want to lie to me, is there any point? ”
Lin Xiaoxiao's anger soared, three steps turned into two steps and rushed to the side of the bed, leaping high and, and pressing heavily on Li Zeyu, whether it was the head or the buttocks, it was a stormy fist, although the strength of the girl was not large, but it was better than the numerical advantage, and Li Zeyu, who was beaten, kept wailing and begging for mercy, but he didn't dare to fight back.
"Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao! I was wrong! I kid you not! It's true that I'm not so serious that I'm prostrating, but I did vomit and diarrhea just now, I'm really having a stomach, and now I don't have the strength to go crazy with you, can you spare me this time? ”
"Rao, spare you big-headed ghost!!" Lin Xiaoxiao was unforgiving, but thinking about Li Zeyu's pale face just now, it was definitely not pretended, and the little brother-in-law also said that Li Zeyu was really upset, even if she didn't believe Li Zeyu, she wouldn't doubt the elder brother-in-law.
Seeing that Lin Xiaoxiao gradually stopped after venting her anger, Li Zeyu hurriedly laughed, "I know that my daughter-in-law feels sorry for me the most, how can she be as knowledgeable as a patient like me, ah!" ”
"Didn't you just say that your stomach hurts to death? Then ...... Die! Lin Xiaoxiao kissed her cheek by a sneak attack, and her heart was sweet, but she still pushed Li Zeyu down with one palm and pressed him his stomach!
"Whew!" Li Zeyu, who was still smiling one moment ago, suddenly changed his face the next moment, leaned over and held his breath, covered his stomach with one hand, and his clamped ass with the other, quickly jumped out of bed and ran towards the bathroom.
Seeing this, Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned at first, but immediately reacted, and couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, "Huh! Ha ha! Look at your unproductive appearance! ”
"No avail? Please, as long as a man lives, who shall not eat and drink Lazar? Haven't you heard a word? A soak of urine stumps the hero! What's more, I'm still a real solid! ”
Li Zeyu shouted in the bathroom that he was wronged, but Lin Xiaoxiao still couldn't help but laugh, "Normal people are solid, I'm afraid that you are now like a hero, you are stumped by liquid, right?" Ha ha!! ”
"Uh...... Puff...... Daughter-in-law, you actually made fun of me for being sick, it's too cruel...... Right? In the bathroom, Li Zeyu sat on the toilet with a red face and a thick neck, desperately venting the 'toxins' that should not be kept in his stomach.
"Huh!" Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't stop laughing, but she was still worried about Li Zeyu's health, picked up the phone in the room, and wanted to call the customer service staff to get some emergency medicine.
But I pressed the phone of the front desk and the housekeeping department several times and failed to get through, and there was a noise of electricity in the receiver from time to time, it is estimated that the phone was broken, so I had to open the door and go out of the room, and the probe shouted a few times in the corridor 'waiter', but unfortunately no one responded.
Li Zeyu's stomach hurt so much that he was upset, and when he heard Lin Xiaoxiao's shout, he thought that Lin Xiaoxiao was not feeling well, and he couldn't go out in the bathroom, so he could only do it in a hurry, "Daughter-in-law, what are you looking for a waiter?" Are you uncomfortable too? Don't move, I'll take you to the hospital when I'm done!" ”
"I won't get sick if I hurt you to death, and I actually cursed me!" Lin Xiaoxiao kicked the door of the bathroom dissatisfiedly, waited for a while and didn't see any waiter coming, and then looked at the door of 811 opposite, and suddenly thought that Shen Dapeng and his aunt were in the opposite room, so it was better to go to the opposite room and call the customer service to deliver the medicine.
Lin Xiaoxiao stuck the door with slippers, and arrived at the door of 811 in three or two steps, the bell knocked on the door, and no one opened the door after a few knocks, so he increased his strength, but there was still no response.
"Hey, what's the secret, don't open the door for me yet!" Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to kick with her foot, but unfortunately she was wearing slippers, and Li Zeyu said that her aunt was also in the house, so she was afraid of leaving a bad impression on her aunt, so she could only endure it and continue to knock on the door, but the gesture of slamming the door changed from fingers to fists.
"Could it be that Auntie and Shen Dapeng have already gone out and are not in the house at all?" Lin Xiaoxiao knocked for a while, but no one opened the door, and she rolled her eyes helplessly.
Lin Xiaoxiao turned around to go back to the house, but at this moment, a girl's voice suddenly came from the room, "Is it sister?" Wait, I'll take a shower! ”
"Sister? What about bathing? This voice sounds very young, shouldn't it be an aunt? Who is not my aunt in the house? Could it be Wang Yuying? But Wang Yuying, a girl, why did she take a bath in Shen Dapeng's room? And Shen Dapeng still doesn't speak? ”
Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned in place, all kinds of speculations in her mind were vigorously generated in response to the situation, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, could it be that Shen Dapeng was not only ambiguous with Wang Xueying, but also had a leg with her sister Wang Yuying?
"Shen Dapeng, you bastard, you are really worthy of Mengyuan's deep love for you......" The more Lin Xiaoxiao thought about it, the more angry she became, she raised her fist and slammed the door a few times.