Chapter 185
Juxia City, on the street, Liu Chuang is leading two gangsters to the direction of the overpass in the city center.
"I heard that there is a new fortune-telling stall on the side of the overpass, and the stall owner is a young Taoist priest, and our brothers went to fight tooth sacrifices." Liu Chuang said as he walked: "If you live in my big D's territory, you have to pay some protection money, right?" ”
Hearing this, the two younger brothers nodded their heads again and again.
Then continuing to walk, one of the younger brothers asked: "But eldest brother, there are a lot of fortune tellers and look-at-yours on the flyover, and there are also a lot of dog skin plasters sold, why only charge that little Taoist protection fee?" If everyone accepts it, in the future, our brothers, won't they eat fragrant and drink spicy food? ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang immediately stopped.
Then he smiled and said, "Do you know why you are the younger brother and I am the eldest brother?" ”
The younger brother shook his head and said he didn't know.
He is also a little puzzled, because Mao also came out to mix, Liu Chuang became the eldest brother, and he was just a little brother.
"Brains, to be a big brother is to have brains!" Liu Chuang said: "Who are the stalls on the other side of the flyover? It's all old men, you ask them to collect protection money, and when they lie there, you can't explain it clearly if you have ten mouths! ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the two younger brothers immediately showed a look of admiration.
The eldest brother is the eldest brother, and even the magical powers of the group of old men on the flyover know it clearly, and it is powerful.
It's just that Liu Chuang's admiration for them is not happy at all.
If he hadn't suffered losses before, how would he have known so much? The past is unbearable, and it is all tears when I say it!
The three of them walked all the way, and soon came to the foot of the overpass, in front of the hexagram stall of the young Taoist priest.
The young Taoist priest carried a sword on his shoulder, a treasure gourd hanging from his waist, a whisk in his hand, and a crane as big as a cow lying beside him. Let Liu Chuang take a look, he couldn't help but be a little cowardly.
He felt that the three of them together would not be able to defeat the crane.
It's so big that the legs of the crane are the same as the legs of a cow.
If you kick someone, will you get it back?
"Big brother, what's the matter?" After the Taoist priest saw Liu Chuang, he asked.
Hearing this, Liu Chuang wanted to say that he wanted to collect protection money, but when the words came to his lips, he still changed his words and said: "That, I want to find you to calculate a hexagram for me, and see when I can soar and become the chief boss of all the streets in Juxia City." ”
When the Taoist priest heard this, he smiled and took out a pen and paper, and said, "Yes, write a word!" ”
Liu Chuang was stunned on the spot.
He doesn't know much about writing, so let him write and calculate hexagrams, a bit of that, it is difficult for a strong man.
But soon, he had a thought, wrote a big "D" on the white paper, and said in his heart: You little Taoist priest will play word test for you, okay, let you test English!
The so-called fool's thousand worries must have one, and Liu Chuang's hand can definitely stump 99% of fortune tellers.
Measuring characters is all measuring Chinese characters, how can there be a test of English letters?
The young Taoist priest was also a little stunned by this, but soon, he came back to his senses and said with a smile: "This word, the circle is only a halfcircle, not the whole, which means that you have no chance to dominate Juxia City and become the boss of all streets." ”
Liu Chuang was stunned when he heard this, and subconsciously said: "In this way, if I change my name to 'Big O', wouldn't it mean that I will be able to dominate Juxia City?" ”
The Taoist priest did not answer him, but continued: "But aside from the semicircle, the sky is erected, but it shows that you can indeed soar, but not out of the Tao, but out of a fair and righteous avenue, roughly it should be, to be a soldier." ”
As soon as these words came out, Liu Chuang was stunned again.
"What's that? I'm a soldier? , you? He suddenly felt that the Taoist priest was full of nonsense, so he revealed his fierce face and said, "I'll tell you the truth!" This street, along with this overpass, is covered by my big D, you come today to collect protection money, don't think you say something nice, I will charge you less, ten yuan, no, it's a hundred, a hundred yuan a month, not a penny! ”
To tell the truth, Liu Chuang is really not a promising gangster, even if he receives protection money, he only collects a drizzle.
However, if there is really a "future", there will be no chance to change the evil and return to the right in the future, and become the famous "Great Wall No. 1" later.
"But your 'vertical' is wrapped in a semicircle after all, so before you soar, you will also experience some small tribulations, such as getting into the game because of a fight with someone." The Taoist priest said again.
In this regard, Liu Chuang didn't care at all, shook his head and said: "I've entered the bureau a lot, do you care about entering it one more time?" ”
It's just that although he said it his lips, in his heart, he was actually panicked.
A gangster like him who is not in the climate is the most afraid of the police, although every time he goes in, he can come out inexplicably, but he is still afraid that the Azure Officer and Officer Qilin in there are always fierce.
"This time it's different, once you're in, you'll never come back." The Taoist priest said.
When Liu Chuang heard this, he panicked even more, but he still pretended to be calm and said, "I don't believe it." ”
"Believe it or not, Poor Dao dares to bet with you that if you can come out and continue to be a gangster after you go in this time, I will give you double the protection fee." The Taoist priest said with a smile.
Immediately, Liu Chuang's eyes lit up and said, "This is what you said, I didn't break the rules." ”
"It's Poor Dao himself who said it, as long as you can come back and continue to be a gangster, I'll give you two hundred yuan in protection money." The Taoist priest smiled.
It was the first time he had talked to a thug about a big business of 200 yuan, and it was very interesting.
Liu Chuang, who was suspicious in his heart, took his two younger brothers back, and soon got into trouble with Ge Xiaolun, who was righteous and brave, because of playing hooligans, and then both were arrested and taken to the police station...... I suddenly panicked in my heart.
During the battle, he awakened the "Nuoxing God of War" and understood that he was not an ordinary person, and suddenly felt that this time he entered the game, I was afraid that it would not be so easy to come out.
Thinking of what the Taoist chief said when he told him the hexagram before, "I will never come back", he had a hunch that he might really not be able to go back to the past.
"Am I going to soar in one fell swoop and be a superhero?" Liu Chuang thought to himself.
However, the superhero didn't do it, but instead stayed in the bureau for a whole week.
It's Ducao who is ready to sharpen his temperament.
There is also another reason, it is the appearance of Li He, which has attracted the attention of Dukao.
"This person's name is Li He, his profession is a Taoist priest, he suddenly appeared in Juxia City a few days ago, because he is proficient in measuring words and reading appearances, he has become famous, and he is known as 'Tianqiao Li Daochang', and his identity is a mystery, even if it is based on our intelligence, we can't find out any information before he came to Juxia City." A clerk in charge of intelligence reported to Dukao.
In this regard, Dukao frowned and said, "Isn't that a deceptive thing?" ”
The clerk wanted to say something when he heard this, but he opened his mouth and couldn't say anything.
He is an earthling, and he really wants to argue with Dukao and ask him not to underestimate the metaphysical culture of Eastern Taoism, but when the words come to his lips, he can't say anything.
Because the earth is just a low-level civilization, the culture of the earth is a joke in the eyes of aliens.
Who made you weak?
People are soft-spoken, and it is useless to argue.
At present, the way earthlings get along with aliens is basically this: everything Ducao says is right, everything earthlings say is wrong, and all the technology and culture of the earth are very low-level in front of aliens, and they are not worth mentioning.
"Bring two people and come with me to have a look!" Ducao finally said.