Chapter 628: The Broken Bird That Caused Trouble
Xihe Street is a small street on the edge of a river.
The so-called inland river is actually a man-made stream. However, the water of the river is very clear and flowing.
There is a charm, a small bridge and flowing water.
On both sides of the street, red lanterns are hung.
On the street, there are some scattered stalls with some strange and strange things.
"Stupid! You big idiot! ”
Suddenly, a strange voice shouted at Xia Yang from behind.
"You're the idiot!"
Xia Yang scolded back, and then turned his head.
He found that it was actually a special bird, a parrot with bells and whistles.
"I'm a big handsome guy, you're a big fool!" The parrot spoke again.
Xia Yang was a little confused.
Is this thing talking to everyone like this, just a few words, or is it really smart enough?
"You broken bird, are you as handsome as me?" Xia Yang asked with a grin.
He won't bother with a broken bird!
"You're the broken bird, you don't have a bird! Dare to be more handsome than my handsome guy, and you don't pee to take care of yourself? ”
The parrot fluttered its wings and flew directly onto Tang Ya's shoulder.
"Miss Beauty, do you think I'm more handsome than this stupid?"
it! Is this broken bird really intelligent?
"Puff ......"
Tang Ya was amused.
"That's right! You're more handsome than that big fool! He's not only a big fool, he's a dead conscience! ”
"Miss Beauty, take me home! You've kicked this big fool! Use the money to raise him to buy a lot of peanuts and rice, and give them all to me. ”
The parrot flapped its wings and circled around Tang Ya there.
When I turned my head to face Xia Yang.
"Big fool!"
This broken bird is so disgusting!
"Good! Sister will take you home! And then kicked the big fool. Saying that, Tang Ya really kicked Xia Yang lightly with her feet in high heels.
"If you meet a broken bird, you don't want your man?" Xia Yang asked the woman speechlessly.
Although he also admits that the broken bird seems to be quite funny.
"Big fool! Don't call me a broken bird, I'm a handsome guy! Big handsome guy! Otherwise, I'll peck you to death! ”
The cheap parrot pounced directly on Xia Yang and pecked at him.
"Believe it or not, I'll pluck the feathers for you?"
A parrot, how could it be Brother Yang's opponent. After being pecked twice, Brother Yang easily subdued it.
"Beautiful sister! Beautiful sister! Help me! Help me! The big fool is going to beat me to death, he is jealous of my handsomeness, he wants to strip me of my hair, and he wants to kill me to death! ”
The clever broken bird hurriedly asked Tang Ya for help.
"Don't bully the handsome guy, or I'll screw you to death!" Tang Ya didn't mean to play, she really put Qianqian's jade finger on Xia Yang's waist.
It's a look, ready to be unscrewed at any time.
"You don't care if this broken bird pecks me? I'm going to scare it, you're going to screw me? After doing it for a long time, I was not even as good as a bird. You're really a wife! ”
Xia Yang was speechless.
I also gave the broken bird one, with envy, jealousy and hatred.
"The handsome guy can coax my sister to make me happy, but you, you will only make my sister angry. You, of course, are not as good as it! ”
Tang Ya gently stroked the broken bird's green head, and said, "Big handsome guy, let's go, don't want this little bastard." ”
"So the big fool called the little bastard?" The broken bird was proud.
Looking at the green of its end, Brother Yang always felt that it was a little weird.
What kind of thing is this?
A broken bird, can you snatch a woman with yourself?
Wait for the day when this woman is gone. You have to set up a barbecue, prepare some cumin or something, and light smokeless charcoal.
Let this broken bird feel the sinister nature of human nature!
"What a guts! How dare you steal my birds? ”
Suddenly, a broken cry fell from the sky.
Then, the earth shook.
Because, there was a hill that smashed on the ground in front of it.
The hill that fell down, of course, was made of meat.
It was a man who was a little stronger than an ox and had a meaty face.
"You are?" Tang Ya didn't know this person, but judging from this person's momentum, the cliff was an ancient martial arts master.
Therefore, if there is any misunderstanding, it is best to explain it clearly and not to do it.
"You chick, you're pretty good-looking! In this way, I will be happy with Master Wu, and I will not worry about you, you steal my parrot. ”
This guy who calls himself Wu Ye, called Wu Chong, is a collateral descendant of the Wu family, one of the four great families of Guwu, that is, the descendant of Sanfang.
"Handsome, protect my sister, protect me." The parrot, who claimed to be a handsome guy, flapped his wings and flew directly to Xia Yang's shoulder.
"You just called me a "big fool", and now you call me "handsome", you broken bird, can you have a little position? Xia Yang asked.
"Anyway, you're a "force"! "Is this a human thing?
"You're a "force"! "Brother Yang's IQ, how can he let a broken bird scold him?
"Sister Tang, he scolded you."
This broken bird actually remembered Tang Ya's surname so quickly. This IQ is higher than that of a three-year-old child, where is a bird?
"Quarrel with a bird, are you interesting?" Tang Ya really helped the broken bird to speak, and taught Xia Yang a lesson there.
Women don't change their minds because of a man. However, she will definitely change her mind for a small animal. Especially this broken bird, a broken thing that is cheaper than himself and looks pretty good.
"Sooner or later, I'm going to roast you." Xia Yang looked at the broken bird with deep pain and hatred, and issued a threat.
"Sister Tang! Sister Tang! The handsome man threatens me! "Broken Bird is very good at complaining.
"Bully my handsome guy again." Tang Ya slapped Xia Yang lightly.
The two of them were a bird, making a fuss here, and directly ignored Wu Chong.
This made Wu Chong very angry.
He felt that his personality had been insulted.
"You're when I don't exist, are you?" Wu Chong, murderous.
"Who are you? Do I know you? Get out of my way, get out of the way. Otherwise, be careful Brother Yang, I'm not kind to you! A slap in the face to slap you into the river to feed the fish! ”
Xia Yang said with a grin.
A slap in the face to slap this guy into the river to feed the fish, such a thing, he absolutely did it.
And, it's a breeze to do.
"Who the hell are you?" Wu Chong looked Xia Yang up and down, and determined that he was just an ordinary person and did not know ancient martial arts.
However, the good-looking woman next to him should have a bit of kung fu.
However, she definitely can't be the opponent of his Wu family's descendants.
Tang Ya's outward skills are less than one percent.
If you really want to make a move, let alone one Wu Chong, even if ten Wu Chong are on it together, it will be on her, and she will not take advantage of it.
"Xia Yang." The name was given by the parents, and there is nothing that cannot be said.
Anyway, I don't know about these two goods.
"Big fool, I advise you to get out of here quickly, otherwise be careful of my brother Yang and slap you away." Big handsome guys are shouting there.
This broken bird, when he asked Xia Yang to help him fight, he began to call Brother Yang affectionately.
Birds, what a thing!
"You broken bird! I bought you for a million and you want to escape? I'll pack up these two goods, and when I catch you, I'll strip you of your bird feathers and roast them on fire!" ”
Wu Chong glared at the handsome guy viciously, just like this broken bird digging his ancestral grave.
Spend a million on a bird? Although this bird is very smart and can talk, but for a million dollars, buy something that can't be raised.
Isn't this a bit too much?
There should be something wrong with this bird!
Maybe there's a big secret behind it.
"You paid me a million? Is your million for me? Am I agreeing to sell me to you? ”
The handsome guy flapped his wings, stood with bird feathers, and argued with reason.
Unexpectedly, this broken bird is quite cute when it is reasonable.
"Your master took my money, and you still want to cheat?" Wu Chong asked sharply.
"Just give me two plates of peanuts and become my master? I'm a handsome guy, is it so cheap? ”
The broken bird flapped its wings and landed on Tang Ya's shoulder.
"Now, I am Sister Tang's, and Sister Tang is my master. I don't give a peanut, she is my master. ”
After speaking, the broken bird turned the bird's head, aimed at Xia Yang, and said, "After the fight for a while, you go and get a plate of peanuts, I want to drink two cups with Sister Tang." ”