The next day, early in the morning.

Xia Yang is in a dream, meeting with a beauty!

Suddenly, a piercing bird's call broke the silence of the early morning. made the originally warm morning light suddenly become a little dazzling.

"Stupid guy, get up! Big fool, get up! ”

The voice came in through the window. The broken bird had flapped its wings and flew straight to the head of the bed.

"Poof......

With a strange sound, a lump of slimy things fell on Xia Yang's face.

"What are you doing?"

Xia Yang was so angry that he grabbed the broken bird.

However, the broken bird was very fast, and with a spin in the air, followed by a jump, it escaped Brother Yang's clutches.

"Sleep lazy and eat stinky shit! Sleep lazy and eat stinky shit! The broken bird was smugly and shouted there.

"Are you a dog?" Xia Yang was speechless and asked at the broken bird.

"Sleep lazy and eat stinky bird poop! Sleep lazy and eat stinky bird poop! "The damn broken bird immediately changed his tune.

Brother Yang was too lazy to bother with this broken bird, so he turned over and got up directly, went to wash his face, and washed the bird feces on his face.

"Big fool! Big fool! ”

The broken bird flew over.

"Get out!" Xia Yang didn't want to bother with it.

I don't want to bother with this, and the broken bird that pulled bird poop on his face early in the morning.

"Big fool! You look so handsome when you're angry! "This broken bird will coax people! It was like Xia Yang coaxing a woman, flapping its bird wings and coaxing him there.

"Fuck off! It's annoying to look at you, don't let me see you again! Forever and ever! "For this broken bird, Brother Yang not only dislikes it, but also dislikes it.

"Do you want to go to Baicao Mountain?" The broken bird asked.

"I don't want to!" Xia Yang sternly refused.

"I don't want to forget it."

The broken bird flapped its wings and flew out the window.

As it flew, it said, "If you want to go, you can follow, if you don't want to go, forget it!" ”

For the medicine grandma, Brother Yang thought about it for many days.

How could he, not go?

"Broken Bird, wait for me!"

Xia Yang shouted behind him while pulling his throat, and followed like a fly.

Since you are going to Baicao Mountain, you naturally have to take the mountain road! So, Xia Yang went to rent a Prado.

To open the mountain road, you have to use this car.

A supercar or something, although it looks cool. However, as long as you dare to take it to open the mountain road, it can be said that the chassis is absolutely scraped in minutes.

On the bumpy mountain road, it was bumpy for more than two hours.

Finally, Prado stopped at a broken plough road.

"Climb up from this road, let's get closer." The broken bird landed on top of Xia Yang's head and commanded at him.

"Get down, don't you have wings? Fly yourself! Xia Yang said, and began to use his hand to pick up the broken bird.

"Dare to scare me? Peck you to death! Peck you to death! ”

Broken Bird, immediately launched a counterattack.

On the mountain road, it took more than two hours. The sun is about to set.

On the mountainside in front, a small courtyard appeared.

The small courtyard looks very peaceful, but it gives people a feeling that there is something strange.

"Does Grandma Yao live there?" Xia Yang pointed to the small courtyard and asked.

"That's right! Yes! ”

The broken bird flapped its wings and replied cheerfully.

A quarter of an hour later, Xia Yang walked to the door of the small courtyard.

"Grandma! Grandmother! ”

Brother Yang, it's so shameless. Directly pulled his throat and shouted there.

"Where did you come from, what are you yelling about?" A woman's voice with a full chill came.

Yamano Villager?

The evaluation of these four words made Brother Yang a little confused.

He subconsciously looked around and found that there was no one else except the broken bird.

So, he boldly corrected: "Grandma, there is no mountain village here, only a little fresh meat, which is super handsome." ”

"What little fresh meat, old bacon, I don't understand what you're talking about, old woman. Also, I'm not your grandma. ”

The voice came from the house.

It's just that the door is closed.

No matter which woman's door she enters, Xia Yang will not be polite. Grandma Yao's door is naturally the same.

You must know that this grandma is not called in vain.

Xia Yang walked generously to the gate, stretched out his little hand, and pushed it.

"Crunch ......"

The wooden door was pushed open.

"What a guts!"

A broken cry came from inside the house.

Then, a dragon's head crutch flew out directly and poked directly into Xia Yang's chest. This dragon's head crutch is menacing, Xia Yang naturally took a step back, and then dodged sideways!

failed to hit Xia Yang, and the dragon head crutch retracted.

"Bang dang!"

The door that was originally pushed open by Xia Yang was closed directly.

"This medicine grandma's temper is quite weird! My grandmother screamed, and the door opened for her. He beat me out with a cane. The point is, the door that took a long time to push open was closed again. ”

Xia Yang was a little depressed and complained to the handsome guy.

The door of Grandma Yao's room, don't look at it, it's just a wooden door, but it's really heavy, weighing a thousand catties.

If Xia Yang hadn't obtained the true inheritance of Taizong, he would definitely not have been able to open this door.

"Hiss...... Hiss ......"

Overhead, there seemed to be a strange sound.

Xia Yang subconsciously looked up and found that it was actually a guy with a pointed head, spitting out letters at him.

This snake has all the bells and whistles, and at first glance it is the kind that is highly poisonous!

At the moment when Xia Yang raised his head, the snake, with a cold bite, bit towards Xia Yang.

Xia Yang slapped it with a palm and slashed it over.

And he cut the body of the serpent in half.

Snake blood was spilled all over the ground, but Xia Yang's hands were not stained with blood.

"What a bold man, he dared to kill my housekeeper snake!"

The wooden door, which had been closed, opened with a clang.

Inside the room, there was curling white smoke, hazy. I can't see what is going on inside.

"Don't you want to come in? Then come in! Grandma Yao sent an invitation to Xia Yang.

Xia Yang looked at the handsome guy and asked, "The smoke in this room, is it going to put me down, or is it going to poison me directly?" ”

killed her housekeeper snake, and Grandma Yao was annoyed. Therefore, it is completely understandable that she wants to make a move on herself.

Before, when the door was opened, the room was not filled with smoke like this.

Therefore, this curling white smoke should have just been made by Grandma Yao.

"I don't know, but you can go in and have a look! Anyway, I'm a handsome guy, and I won't go in. ”

The broken bird said, flapping its wings.

With that, it flew to the big pine tree on the edge of the yard.

This is really an undisciplined bird.

"Didn't you just clamoring to come in? Why now, don't dare? Are you still a man? ”

Grandma Yao was in the house, mocking Xia Yang.

This old woman is using the method of agitation.

Xia Yang knew that this was a trap, although he didn't want to drill into it. But he's a man after all!

As a man, being sarcastically by an old woman, not a man.

This is absolutely intolerable.

Therefore, in this house today, even if it is the Longtan Tiger's Den, Brother Yang has to break through.

Men, even if they die, they can't be cowardly.

"Grandma, this white smoke you made is like a fairyland. Do you want to send me to the western heavens? If I go to the West Heaven, no one will call you Grandma. Then you'll be left alone. ”

Xia Yang didn't rush in, but talked about calves there first.

Dealing with women, no matter how old they are, is in no hurry.

The matter of sending him to death is not at all urgent.

Men, at a critical time, you must master those three words, that is-calm down!

"Since you have called me grandma, then you can come in and let grandma and me take a good look at what your grandson looks like."

Listening to Grandma Yao's voice, she looked very kind and kind.

However, Xia Yang is not a fool, he knows it very well in his heart. knew that this old woman must be tricking him.

It seems that the women in this world, whether they are young or old. The most important thing is that they are all routines!

For men, the most difficult path to take is the routine of women.

The routine is already in front of him, will Brother Yang go or not?

He, he had to think a little more.