Take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths.

If it weren't for the idea of 10 billion yuan today, Brother Yang would definitely let his wife open a list, go to the supermarket to buy groceries happily, and then enjoy a big meal made by his wife herself!

"Wife, you've been working all day today, and you're already very tired. Otherwise, let's not have a big meal today. You go to the couch and watch TV, I'll leave it to me. ”

Xia Yang smiled and pushed Song Xi out of the kitchen, pressed her on the sofa, and handed her the remote control.

Song Xi glared at this incomprehensible guy and asked, "You bastard, are you really just here to eat?" ”

"If I say no, wife, will you beat me to death?" Xia Yang said fearfully.

After saying that, he quietly took a step back, widening the distance between him and the woman.

Although Song Xi couldn't kill him, he really started to do it.

This woman's combat power is enough for him to drink a pot.

"Are you hiding?" Song Xi glared fiercely, and then shouted: "Get out of here!" ”

My wife has an order, how dare Brother Yang disobey?

He could only tremble and roll over.

Brother Yang, it's really a roll.

He rolled on the ground several times and finally rolled to his wife's feet.

Anyway, the floor is very clean, roll a few laps, make my wife happy, nothing is wrong. What's more, my wife is wearing a nightdress!

Not all landscapes need to be on a high place.

Sometimes, the lower you put your posture, the better the scenery.

"Wife, I'm rolling over." Xia Yang, who was lying on the ground, showed a cheap face and said cheaply.

This operation, Song Xi saw it, and he was dumbfounded at first.

And then.

"Puff ......"

She laughed.

"Little bastard, fuck off!" She glared at the guy and said, "Don't think I don't know, what are you doing?" ”

"I didn't do anything! I'm just looking at something at most. ”

Brother Yang, I am reluctant to get up!

"Are you up?"

Song Xicai didn't bother to talk to this guy, she squatted down directly and grabbed this guy's ear.

Raw, they dragged him from the ground and lifted him up.

"Ah...... Ahhhh......h Wife hurts, wife hurts! ”

Xia Yang, hurry up there and beg for mercy.

"My wife doesn't hurt, my husband hurts!" Song Xi smiled and groaned.

Then, she pointed to the kitchen with her jade finger.

"Go cook it! If it's not delicious, I can't make my sister and me happy. Tonight, you'll be spared! Because, no matter what you ask me, I will not agree. ”

Song Xi really wanted to see, in addition to the mash poached eggs, how about the other cooking skills of this calf?

The Najiwei shrimp you bought can be boiled directly in plain water.

As for tomatoes and eggs, making a scrambled egg with tomatoes is not a difficult task.

Half an hour later.

Boiled shrimp and tomato scrambled eggs were served, and Xia Yang also used a rice cooker to cook fragrant rice.

"My wife is cooking!" Xia Yang smiled and served a big bowl of rice to Song Xi.

If the dishes are not enough, the rice will be made up.

Song Xi took a piece of egg and put it in his mouth.

"It's not unpalatable." This is the objective assessment she gave.

"Wife, this is home-cooked food, it just has to be plain and bland, so that it has the taste of a husband. If I were to make a three-Michelin-starred chef's taste, you would be wondering, is this really at home? ”

As he spoke, Xia Yang stuffed the peeled Jiwei shrimp into the woman's mouth.

"You're going to coax people!"

Song Xi said a word about this guy, and then she also peeled a shrimp and stuffed it into Xia Yang's mouth.

"Thank you, wife! Aside from my mom, you're the first woman to feed me shrimp! "Xia Yang is a serious way.

It seems that Su Qing, who once fed him shrimp in front of Zhong Jiaming, is not a woman.

"Do you dare to let other women feed you, see how I clean you up?" Song Xi picked up the chopsticks fiercely, pretended to look at Xia Yang's eyes, and poked them.

"Wife, what did you say to clean up? Are you going to poke me in the eyes? Xia Yang looked a little scared.

"That's still light." Song Xi snorted coldly, and then asked, "You little bastard, what is the matter, asking for my sister?" ”

"Wife, can you lend me some money? I'll take it and turn it around, at most a month, and I'll pay it back to you. ”

After all, it was not 120,000, nor 1.8 million, but 10 billion.

Song Xi's private money is definitely not that much. Therefore, this money can only be taken from Dafabet Bank.

"Do you want to pay it back?" Song Xi looked at this guy in surprise with some snacks.

Xia Yang asked her to borrow money, and she was not surprised at all. However, to give it back to her, this makes her a little incomprehensible.

"If my wife doesn't want me to pay it back, of course it's the best. However, if I don't pay it back, my mother-in-law will definitely beat me to death. Xia Yang said with a smile.

"Why?" Song Xi asked.

"Because what I want to borrow is 10 billion!" Xia Yang, a serious way.

No kidding!

Ten billion?

When he heard this number, Song Xi's head "buzzed" and suddenly became a little confused.

She looked at the calf with incredible eyes.

"Ten billion? What are you doing with all this money? ”

"Actually, I don't have to use it, I just prepare it there. Tang Ya said that there is a thousand-year-old spirit ginseng! That thing is said to be a treasure that is rare in a thousand years. The asking price is 10 billion! ”

Xia Yang diligently stuffed the freshly peeled shrimp into Song Xi's mouth and said, "Ten billion yuan, I can earn it back in three or five months at most." However, if you want that thousand-year-old spiritual ginseng, it is really a rare thing in a thousand years, and it would be a pity if you missed it. So, I wanted to check it out! ”

This is Brother Yang's true words.

In front of his wife, he didn't have to lie.

"Why are you getting involved with that woman from Tang Ya again?" Song Xi didn't care about the 10 billion loans, and she didn't worry that this calf would be deceived.

Because, this thing is better than a monkey. Only he has the share of deceiving others, and others have no possibility of deceiving him at all.

However, the woman who was close to him, she had to be on guard.

Men, sometimes, are not picky eaters.

"What do you mean I'm getting involved with that woman again? Tang Ya and I are just a simple partner. The two of us have never been together, have we? ”

Xia Yang looked at Song Xi with a serious face, and said seriously: "Even if you say that I am together with Gu Nana, I will admit it." If you want to say Tang Ya, it is definitely wronged, even more wronged than Dou E! ”

Playing psychological warfare with women can't be set in stone!

"So, you have a leg with Gu Nana?" Song Xi asked with a smile.

"There's something to do with the secretary, nothing to do with the secretary!"

Brother Yang, you can afford to joke.

Anyway, my wife is so smart, she must not believe what she says.

"Bang!"

Song Xi's chopsticks hit Xia Yang's head directly. Let that smart head make a muffled sound like a wooden fish.

Xia Yang, I was beaten a little, and it hurt a little.

"Wife, why are you hitting me in the head?"

"This head is stupid and talking nonsense, so it needs to be knocked. If it doesn't work, take a knife and cut it off and throw it in the trash. ”

This woman, just kidding, is so bloody.

Frightened, Xia Yang hurriedly buried his head in her warm and soft arms.

"If you dare to rub your mouth of oil on my nightdress, you can wash it for me, wash it by hand!"

In the bathroom, I didn't wash the clothes I changed out of today!

This calf borrowed 10 billion from himself, did he borrow it for nothing? The point is that after he borrowed it, he took it to another woman to do things.

A dinner, a tomato scrambled egg, with a boiled shrimp. Is it so simple to get this guy through?

"Wife, I didn't rub it." Xia Yang hurriedly got out of the woman's arms.

The tigress's arms can't stay too long, it's dangerous!

"Rubbed it on." Song Xi said.

"Where?" Xia Yang pointed to the place where he had stayed just now, there was really not the slightest oil stain there.

"I said that it was rubbed, and it was rubbed!"

Song Xi glared at this guy with fierce eyes, and asked fiercely, "What's the matter?" Do you still dare to express opposition to your wife's opinion? ”

Women can already be unreasonable.

As for the wife, it's naturally okay, it's quite unreasonable!

This is the innate privilege of my wife.