Chapter 627 Boys must learn to protect themselves when they go out
"So boy Zhang, you're narrowing the road."
I didn't care much about Zhang Yuanshan's painful memories of being hung with a hammer by another Yun Master, who used his three-headed and six-armed supernatural powers.
After all, the key is not to be discovered by your teacher.
The master of your family has such a strong desire to survive, this is about to overflow.
Before you find out that things are out of your control, you must hammer all your thoughts before everything even begins.
"Please ask the teacher to help!"
Lin Qing has already said this, as a disciple of the other side, Zhang Yuanshan, how can he not guess who the so-called masked man in the mouth of Teacher Lin Qing is?
The next moment, without waiting for Lin Qing to say anything, after the careful and meticulous transformation of the relatives, a phantom of the future body was fused, and all kinds of causes and effects were divided, Zhang Yuanshan, who was no longer the young man he used to be, knelt down in front of Lin Qing without hesitation, not even a little reserved, ready to firmly grasp the golden elephant leg of his family.
Tianjian pitied himself, but he just wanted to take advantage of the moment when the future teacher had not yet made a career, pretending to be a force in him, and revealing something exciting in the future by the way.
Teacher, I'm your favorite disciple!
I have shed blood for Yuxu, I have sweated for Kunlun, you can't do this to me!
"Now you know how to call the teacher? Then why did I eat sesame paste at that time? Lin Qing couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Forget it, you can deal with the sins you created yourself." Anyway, your teacher is based on the future, in order not to affect the moment, he will be a spectator more often than not, and will not be too involved in it. At most, you kid will have some "cause and effect" at some point, and you can't die. ”
"Cause and effect"?
"Well, for example, "Peach Blossom Luck", "Peach Blossom Luck", and "Peach Blossom Luck". ”
"Peach Blossom...... Fortune? ”
"Yes, you are going to pull the red rope for your teacher, and your teacher will naturally give you a bunch of "Peach Blossom Tribulation"...... Phew, it's "Peach Blossom Luck", which is not worth mentioning, but it is your teacher's deepest love for you, and you must hold on. ”
"Don't, I'm single-minded to my wife's three lives and three lives, where can I tolerate anything else. Please also ask the teacher to help me, and I will receive a great supernatural power. Zhang Yuanshan was shocked when he heard this, and almost peed his pants without being scared.
My old swan, this still doesn't let people live?
Since the emperor's return, everything is a thought of being a play, and I always feel that if this continues, I and the emperor will always have to go crazy.
And now that he comes back to his senses and looks at the situation, he is afraid that he will not be able to hold on, Zhang Yuanshan feels that he has to go crazy now...
"Three lives and three lives? Then your wife's hairline is a bit inflated. Lin Qing was soaked in blue and white, and his cold right hand was like a ghost, and he stretched out his black sleeve and touched his chin, and suddenly remembered a certain "domestic Xianxia sadomasochistic fantasy four-cornered love drama" that should have rotted in his memory, and suddenly the whole person was a little bad.
Anyway, after so many years, Lin Qing can't remember the plot very clearly, only the heroine's amazing hairline is still vivid.
"It is said that the infinite possibilities of the Infinite Void Sea, since there is such a spread of information, it means that there must be such a world in a corner of the depths of the Void Sea...... The place where I travel the most in the time and space of the Diverse Void Sea is the starting point, the Super Diverse Void Sea... If it is calculated from this, it should be in the Jinjiang Super Multi-Diverse Void Sea space-time cluster...... No, what exists in that void sea should be the original text of the Three Lives and Three Worlds, the "Pillow Book". The place where it is really possible should be composed of domestic fantasy dramas, domestic fantasy dramas, domestic magic dramas, domestic Xianxia dramas, domestic historical dramas, domestic costume dramas, domestic urban dramas, and domestic detective dramas...... Wait for the world to form the [Domestic Romance Drama Super Void Sea Time and Space Cluster].
Oh~ It's going to be an extremely terrifying multi-cluster world, who can crawl out if they go in? Lin Qing thought of a certain place, and he was strong above the gods and demons, everything was mixed, and the heart of Vientiane Senluo was also a little stunned.
"Although it is obviously not the same channel as your thinking with the emperor, and I can also feel that you always have something to say, and what you say is obviously not what I think. But unfortunately, my wife is a nun, and she doesn't really have ...... hair."
"Get out!" The black robe on Lin Qing's body was tumbling layer by layer, and the invisible and terrifying faint moonlight ripples swept through the entire moonlight world almost unhindered.
Taiyin refining form, ice spirit cold light; Too yin and demonic, illusory and illusory!
At this moment, Zhang Yuanshan suddenly felt that the originally beautiful and soft moonlight seemed to have transformed into another posture.
Cold, unpredictable, and frozen in time, ordinary people seem to be completely frozen by even a little contact, and even their will is completely frozen!
Originally, the four sides of the black-robed emperor's body were undulating, and the ghosts were crying and howling, just like the terrifying and terrifying ghosts that had been killed from the Nine Netherworlds, and at this moment, they were also frozen under the light of the moonlight, like a worm in the amber of time and space.
In addition to the ridiculousness of three points of illusion, in fact, it is mixed with nine points of real horror!
"Oh."
As if he felt the emperor's surging thoughts in his heart for a moment, Zhang Yuanshan hurriedly got up and retreated again and again.
He can see that even if these two masters in his family are powerful even if they are one or two, they are really not human.
Disciple Yun just listen to something, the reality is that these two completely regard themselves as a shared bicycle, when anyone is fine, they can ride on themselves and run two steps, and when they need themselves, they want to be a perfect tool person for 997, use it, then use it.
As for teaching students, embodying truth, goodness and beauty, and completing good stories such as master-apprentice harmony, both of them invariably threw the responsibility on the other party.
"It's a hassle to teach students and disciples, anyway, the teacher is not the only one, so I'll leave it to him. …… It's not easy to find a tool person, and it's even more difficult to find a tool person who can be trained by other trustworthy people. ”
"MMP, in fact, I'm really too difficult......" Obviously two teachers, two happiness, but why did it become like this when it came to me?
The two teachers are complicit and embarrassed, and it seems that they don't plan to be human beings at all.
But Zhang Yuanshan didn't take two steps back, but he came to Lin Qing's side again with a cheeky face.
Even if there are 10,000 sentences in my heart that my mother wants to talk to my two teachers who are "not human", but when death comes, I still have to hold the golden elephant legs of the two teachers and rely on the prestige of the teachers to survive.
"Emperor, do you know what will happen if I follow the Zhenwu Sect to the Shaolin Temple to attend the conference? You're my teacher, you can't ignore me. ”
"Isn't it that you entered the "Land of Six Realms of Reincarnation" and began to suffer the beatings of the years of fate...... Well, baptism, it's as if you're going to die on the spot, just die, it's not a big deal, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning. ”
Lin Qing waved his hand casually, and in an instant, the ice and snow melted, the ice spirit was re-glorified, and the bitter cold and frozen moonlight for eternity also became sultry and hazy in an instant, and everything was like going back in time and returning to its original state.
"But I'm really going to burp in the Land of Six Realms of Reincarnation. In the face of such an unreliable response from his own emperor teacher, Zhang Yuanshan, who has practiced cheeky skills, couldn't help but complain.
"And not only did I die, but even my wife returned to the underworld, and together they became a pair of bitter mandarin ducks, and finally wasted several lifetimes of time before they were found by another teacher of mine and included in the Kunlun Jade Void Palace."
It's just that by that time, half of the world of this great tribulation had already passed, and it had truly evolved into a terrible era when the Dharma Body was inferior to a dog, the heavenly immortals walked all over the ground, and only legends could shake it.
The layers of heaven and earth have long been divided by the heavenly pride.
At the same time as Zhang Yuanshan, several people in the same team also started at least the earth immortals with the help of their own teachers, and as for the chicken slaughtering sword god, he even got the full "Seven Swords of Intercepting the Sky" and the general outline, and the "legend" is in sight.
Compared with people, you really have to be angry!
It is said that in the past among the twelve golden immortals of Kunlun under the throne of the Yuan Shi Tianzun, Huanglong Zhenren is famous for "no cultivation, no treasure, no disciples", and when everything encounters a big war, it will inevitably be hung upside down on the Xuanyuan Liang Gate to worship the three golden immortals.
But Zhang Yuanshan felt that his future body called Yu Banshan was not much higher than Huanglong in the New Kunlun Jade Void Palace.
Now if you don't take advantage of the fact that the True Martial God is by your side, you will fiercely pick up a few handfuls of wool, and when death comes, it is very likely that you will have to die in the mouth of the chopped pepper fish head in Ben Bo Erba!
"Teacher Emperor, I don't expect anything else, you always have to give me a few divine weapons like the True Martial Seven Interception Sword to defend myself. Leaving the True Martial Sect and losing the radiance of Emperor Monarch, I will sleep with one eye open......"
"Hmph, and "Zhenwu Seven Swords"? That is the symbol of the head of the Zhenwu faction, which is equivalent to a national sacrificial ritual, and the symbolic meaning is far greater than the practical value, why do you come out with the Zhenwu Seven Swords to break through the rivers and lakes, Xuan Miaozi They can be excited to directly crash to death on the corner of my Zhenwu Palace! ”
"That'...... It's really not good, do you have more magic soldiers on the other side? Even-out pieces for me to protect myself? My mother has always said that when boys go out, they must learn to protect their ......"
Zhang Yuanshan twisted and pinched for a while, and finally revealed his intentions.
Lin Qing: "......"
I've always been someone else's wool, but today I've been picked by someone else?