Chapter 5: Calculations

I've never seen such a beautiful girl, especially when she's naked! This made me unable to control it at all, after being single for 19 years and 4 months!

At that moment, I couldn't wait to walk over, stopped her unbearable waist, hugged her and kissed her wildly.

Because it was my first time, the kissing technique was still relatively obscure, but she guided me and responded to me enthusiastically, and soon I mastered the technique and kissed her lingeringly.

But soon I realized that something was wrong, her wicker waist suddenly became thicker and rounder, and I couldn't close my hands, and a foul smell came to my face, and I was sickened.

I came back from the blur of the kiss, and I was about to cry out in fright, but because my mouth was kissed, I could only make a whining sound.

At this time, it was not the fairy-looking beauty in my arms at all, but an old woman with a bloated body and a rancid smell!

Her eyes were completely black, her face was pale, and her body was cold, and I shivered like ice cubes!

It's the old pervert!

I was so scared that I reached out and tried to push the old woman, but she hugged her so tightly that I couldn't breathe, and I felt like my sternum was about to be crushed by her bloated size.

The next moment, my eyes widened in horror as I saw her translucent body gradually melt into mine!

My brain was in a trance, and I felt like my soul was being squeezed out of this body little by little!

Not good! This old pervert is trying to rob my body!

My mouth was so closed that I couldn't even cry for help, and the lethargy of my brain made my vision slowly darken.....

Am I going to die? What about Zhang Daoyi's meticulous plan? This bastard is really unreliable......

Boom!

At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open, Zhang Daoyi was like a divine soldier descending to earth, stepping into the door, he was wearing a yellow robe, majestic, he was holding a peachwood sword, the blade of the sword was wiped on his fingers, stained with a trace of blood, and suddenly, the peachwood sword bloomed with dazzling brilliance!

Zhang Daoyi shouted: "Zhang Daoyi, a disciple of the outer sect of the Heavenly Dao Gate, today subdue demons and eliminate demons and eliminate harm for the people!"

Seeing this, the old pervert's face changed dramatically, and he hurriedly got out of my body and was about to slip away.

Zhang Daoyi shouted at me, "Hurry up and take out the Dao talisman and stick it on her, so that she can be wiped out!" ”

A life-saving talisman!?

My eyes lit up, I was so frightened before that I forgot about this stubble, and immediately took out the Dao talisman and sneered: "You still want to rob Lao Tzu's body?" Today I am going to destroy the ghosts!! ”

"Smack! ,,

I was full of pride, roared, and pasted the Dao talisman on the old pervert's body, and the Dao talisman flashed and worked.

I was about to take my hand away, but immediately I realized that something was wrong, because the talisman was like glue, and my hand was firmly glued to the old pervert's body!

Dry! This is not a way talisman to destroy ghosts at all!

"Oh roar roar roar old pervert, you run again, you ghost can disappear at any time, now you have the ability to disappear with this kid!" Seeing this, Zhang Dao immediately put away the peachwood sword and walked over to this side triumphantly.

Seeing Zhang Daoyi's triumphant appearance at this time, the roots of my teeth itched with hatred!

I've been tricked! Tricked by this guy! I've been his bait throughout!

At this time, the old pervert suddenly screamed and roared, the sound was like a nail hanging on the glass, sharp and piercing, her dark eyes flashed a fierce color, and she actually opened her mouth to bite me.

Her teeth were yellowish-brown, but they were long and sharp, like knives, and they bit down on my neck!

She knew she couldn't escape, so she wanted to pull me on my back!

Her sharp, sharp teeth will definitely bite me to death!

I broke out in a cold sweat and subconsciously reached out to protect my neck.

"Click!"

The next moment, the old pervert bit a bit of flesh on my index finger and the back of my hand. She was biting, like a wild beast feeding, and her eyes glared at me viciously as she bitten.

As the old saying goes, ten fingers connect the heart, and the sharp pain made my tears rush out.

Seeing this, Zhang Dao hurriedly took out a cloth bag, on which was painted with gossip patterns, he aimed the mouth of the cloth bag at the old pervert, and then recited a spell.

"Whew!

The old pervert turned into a puff of black smoke and was sucked into the cloth bag, and at the same time, it was a piece of flesh on the back of my hand that was bitten off by the old pervert.

The wound was so deep that you could even see the white bones inside.

I gasped several times, and my face was distorted from pain, but the anger in my heart was far greater than the pain, and I yelled at Zhang Daoyi: "You fucking lied to me again, Lao Tzu was almost killed by you!" ”

It was really thrilling just now, and if I hadn't reacted quickly, I'm afraid the corpses would have been cold by now.

Zhang Daoyi ignored me, and after tying up the cloth bag, he shouted outside: "Manager Liu, the old pervert has been surrendered by me, and now he can come in."

"Really!?"

Manager Liu first probed in to take a look, and after making sure that it was safe enough, he walked in, then held Zhang Daoyi's hand and said excitedly: "This time it's really thanks to Master Zhang's shot!" The Heavenly Dao Gate really lives up to its name! ”

Zhang Daoyi smiled and said, "Now that the task is over, can Manager Liu also make money?" ”

"Okay, it's the previous account, I'll pay the money." Manager Liu said, and then began to transfer money.

After the transfer, Manager Liu showed the transfer record to Zhang Daoyi.

Zhang Dao nodded, and then dialed a call, "Tiandaomen disciple Zhang Daoyi, number 000148593, this task has been completed, and the other party has transferred money." ”

"Okay, the transfer has been received, according to the usual practice, the organization will take a ninety percent draw, and the remuneration you will receive this time is one thousand yuan."

Zhang Daoyi smiled softly: "Okay, the weather has been getting cooler recently, young lady should pay attention to keeping warm!" ”

But when he hung up the phone, Zhang Daoyi immediately changed his face and scolded: "I* your mother!" Ninety-nine, why don't you die? It is also said that money will affect the heart of the Dao, I * your mother!! ”

I twitched, amazed at how quickly Zhang Daoyi's attitude had changed. Even Manager Liu's eyes widened.

This guy insults the master so much, isn't he afraid that he will be thundered by the sky one day?

At this time, Zhang Daoyi looked back at me and said impatiently: "The task is over, it's time to deal with your next, and lead the way in front." ”

Although I still have a grudge against him because of what happened just now, I am still happy to hear him say this, and I will lead the way in front.

At this time, Manager Liu suddenly stopped Zhang Daoyi, he pointed to the cloth bag in Zhang Dao's hand, and said embarrassedly: "This ghost should be in the cloth bag, I have never seen a ghost, if you don't mind, can you let me take a look?" ”

I'm going to stop Manager Liu right now, because this old pervert is nothing to look at, and it's very dangerous, and he almost bit me to death just now.

But at this time, I noticed that Zhang Daoyi suddenly smiled slyly, and then said with an embarrassed look: "Originally, this is not in accordance with the rules, but I think you want to see it too, so let's make an exception." ”

Wrong! This kid must have some bad idea in mind!

"Okay! Then thank you Master Zhang! Manager Liu was very happy, probably thinking that if he could see the ghost tonight, he would be able to brag to his friends in the future.

I was about to say something, but I was immediately glared back by Zhang Daoyi's eyes, and then, he untied the cloth bag, and Manager Liu immediately leaned his head over, pushed the eyes on the bridge of his nose, and looked down.

"H Brush!"

At this moment, two miserable white hands suddenly stretched out from the cloth bag, grabbed Manager Liu's two ears, and grabbed the inside of the cloth bag!

"Mom! There are ghosts! Master Zhang, help me!! Manager Liu no longer had the interest to watch ghosts, and yelled.

Zhang Daoyi plucked his ears and said lightly: "Aren't you just watching ghosts, what's your name now?"

Manager Liu cried and shouted: "I don't watch it now, beg Master Zhang to save me!" ”

Zhang Daoyi still said unhurriedly: "There are rules in the Heavenly Dao Gate, and disciples are not allowed to shoot casually. You can follow the procedure, first issue a task to Tiandaomen, and then I will accept the task and figure out the situation before I rescue you. Of course, you can also issue a task to me separately in your personal name, which is the so-called private work, then I can take action immediately, but because this task is more urgent and life-threatening, it costs 200,000 yuan! ”