735 The unlucky nuns' counterattack 23
Well, actually, he didn't want to understand either.
"I'll call you Senior Sister." He Miao chose the most convenient one among several titles, he paused, and began to tell her what he had seen and heard.
"Someone is talking outside the window before you wake up, and they're giving the village chief's daughter a wedding. And we will be the best man and bridesmaid. ”
His hands clenched a little tightly as he said this.
Lan Shuying muttered, "What an interesting setting. ”
He Miao didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?" ”
"It's nothing......," Lan Shuying looked down at herself, "They don't seem to have provided us with clothes, and I don't have bridesmaid dresses." ”
He Miao was a little speechless.
At such a time, shouldn't normal people think about how to get out of this bad situation? Why did she think of such a thing as a bridesmaid dress?
Could it be that this is the thinking gap between geniuses and normal people?
If any of the toffee or red lotus were to detect his mental activity, they would answer him seriously: This is the gap between abnormal people and normal people, you have to come on.
At that moment, the wooden door was pushed open from the outside.
A woman with red circles on both sides of her face walked in with two sets of clothes, beckoned them to come and change them, she put down her clothes, looked at them fixedly for a few seconds, and asked coldly: "Am I beautiful?" ”
He Miao: ???
In front of this face that was smeared like a monkey's buttocks, he really couldn't go against his will.
Lan Shuying stared at her for a few seconds without changing his face, and nodded affirmatively: "Beautiful." ”
The woman immediately laughed, and she didn't know where to conjure up a box of rouge, and held it in front of her expectantly, showing off with shyness: "This is what my man bought for me in the town before he went on the expedition, high-end goods, there were only three boxes in total at that time, and he bought them all back!" He hurt me, and before leaving, he asked the two big cows next door to take care of me more...... Hmm..."
She stopped, tilted her head and frowned, and said blankly: "Who is the big cow......
The woman herself couldn't see it, but Lan Shuying and He Miao on the opposite side could see it clearly, when she mentioned the person "Da Niu", the heavy rouge on her face suddenly fell down, but it was red blood.
The snow-white face seemed to have been washed open by the blood, and the smell of corpses poured out along the gap!
He Miao subconsciously wanted to draw his sword, but was held down by the person next to him.
Lan Shuying took the woman's rouge box and said to her calmly: "Since you can't think of it, it means that he is not an important person." Your makeup isn't evenly smeared, I'll help you tidy it up. ”
The woman loved beauty very much, and sure enough, she listened to it, and stood in front of her with her hands hanging down very obediently.
Seeing which side of the face Lan Shuying was going to attack, the woman took the initiative to raise that half of her face to facilitate her movements.
Lan Shuying first used a handkerchief to suck the blood on the woman's face in, hide the bloody side, and then used the tail of the handkerchief to sweep away the excess powder. She looked at the color of the rouge and said with a little regret: "It is indeed a good color, but it is a pity that it has been a long time, and the effect is not good." ”
The woman was a little anxious and was about to say something, when Lan Shuying asked casually, "When did your husband go on the expedition?" Are you waiting for him at home yourself? ”
"Yes...... It's been about three years, right? The woman scratched her head and said in frustration: "It's just me, he left less than a month after we got married, and I was not lucky enough to conceive a doll for him." ”
Lan Shuying smiled.
"What's the matter, isn't there a happy event in your village today, this joy is rushing, maybe he will come back in a few days. By the way, I have the latest makeup powder and rouge here, which has a lot of good herbs, not only good color, but also nourishing the skin, do you want to try it? ”
The woman was itched by her, and she really felt that her husband was coming back soon, so how could she greet him with her haggard appearance?
As soon as she heard that there was a better rouge here, she was really moved.
Lan Shuying took out the elixir rouge that the nuns liked from the storage bag, and skillfully smeared it with tools while asking her about the affairs of the village.
As long as the "big cow" next door is not mentioned, the woman will not be unusual.
It's like an infatuated woman who is alone at home waiting for her husband.
He Miao watched from the side, with a constipated expression on her face.
As soon as the woman entered the door, he had probed with his divine thoughts, but he couldn't see through the woman's cultivation, nor did he know her true body. It wasn't until her face cracked and the smell of the corpse revealed that he realized that this seemingly mortal guy was probably an old corpse who had lived for at least 10,000 years!
A little minion who came to give them clothes is like this, so what about the two newlyweds who are holding the wedding banquet today? And the village chief above, what kind of cultivation should they be?
He Miao has always been calm, but he is a little panicked at this moment.
What scared him even more was that the only senior sister around him who could trust and cooperate, she didn't seem to be very normal......
Lan Shuying happened to turn her head sideways at this time and glanced at him without emotion.
He Miao sighed in her heart, and subconsciously showed a distorted smile.
After picking up the woman's human appearance, Lan Shuying took a half step back and admired her work with satisfaction.
The woman staggered out and back, this time bringing an old bronze mirror with her, and began to self-intoxicate herself in the mirror.
Coming back so soon?
Lan Shuying realized that this should be a woman's home.
She used the sugar osmanthus on the table to test the woman, and the other party bluntly replied that she made it herself, and that she would bring a few more cans to the wedding banquet in the evening to entertain the children.
"Oh...... Sister Jin Gui, what are your requirements for choosing a groomsman and bridesmaid, why do you happen to be the two of us? Lan Shuying casually put the wide bright red bridesmaid dress on the outside of the robe and asked.
The woman who called herself Jin Gui said: "I don't know where you came from, I heard that you happened to sleep at the gate of our village, you two are the right age and good-looking, the village chief said that you will be used." ”
Lan Shuying didn't mention how they untied the rope, and said with a smile: "It's quite boring for the two of us to stay in this house, can we walk around the village before the wedding banquet starts?" We would also like to visit the village chief. ”
"That's not going to work." Jin Gui refused very simply, and said confidently: "The village chief is busy today, how can he have time to meet outsiders, it's not impossible for you to go shopping, remember not to take off this clothes, you have to come over quickly when it's late, otherwise I will be scolded." ”
"Okay, we know, we won't bother you."
Lan Shuying put the unused rouge on the table, Jin Guixi smiled, and put it in his arms, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
Out of the fence wall of Jin Gui's house, He Miao whispered, "You ......"
"Shh Lan Shuying stopped his inquiry, and looked at it, on the left side of Jin Gui's house was a dilapidated old house, and he couldn't live in it at first glance, so the right side was ......
"Let's go and have a look next door."
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