When I returned to my long-lost home at night, the moment I saw Xu Ying when I entered the door, I suddenly felt a sense of warmth. Xu Ying was mopping the floor, wearing a white pajamas, revealing her round shoulders and two white thighs, because she was bent over, her collar hung down, revealing the scenery inside, and she had an unobstructed view. Liu Wei'an was stunned for a second, and looked away when Xu Ying raised his head.

"Liu Wei'an, are you back, have you eaten?" Xu Ying's face flashed with surprise.

"Have you eaten, what about you? Well? What about Sister Zhang and Brother Zhou? Liu Wei'an changed his shoes at the door and walked into the living room, he knew that Zhou Jie was busy playing "World of Warcraft", but Zhang Yan didn't have much to do at night, and usually watched TV in the living room.

"One of Zhou Jie's classmates has a birthday, and the two went out, and it is estimated that they will come back a little later." Xu Ying put the mop on the balcony, walked over, and asked, "After going home for so many days, has something happened?" ”

"Well, something happened at home, but it doesn't matter, it's all solved." Liu Wei'an's gaze swept over Xu Ying from time to time, "You're okay at home." ”

"Go to work after the holidays, it's business as usual." Xu Ying said with a smile, "I originally left you a few zongzi, but you haven't come back for a few days, Zhou Jie is worried that it will be bad, it just happened to be finished yesterday, I knew that you would come back today, so I didn't let him eat it." ”

"It's fine." Liu Wei'an showed a hint of a smile, "It's good to have a heart, I will come back today and make a temporary decision." ”

"Why can't your phone get through?" Xu Ying sat on the sofa, her black and bright hair draped over her backrest.

"There's no power." Liu Wei'an took out his mobile phone and saw that the screen was black.

"I watched the news in Anyuan City's version of Shixian County, and it seems to be very chaotic over there." Xu Ying asked with concern.

"It's been messy over there." Liu Wei'an smiled lightly, "Human life is not worth anything there." ”

"Does the government care?" Xu Ying was a little uncomfortable stimulated by his understated tone.

"Some are unwilling to manage, and some are unable to manage." Liu Wei'an smiled mockingly.

"What do you mean?" Xu Ying looked at him and felt that he was a little strange when he went out this time.

"It's nothing, it's not good to know too much." Liu Wei'an smiled, "Anyway, you don't go there, the mountains and rivers are poor, if you travel, choosing the earth is the best." ”

"I heard from the authorities that there was an earthquake over there. But many people have rumored that it was an explosion, is there going to be a big war over there? Xu Ying asked with some uneasiness.

"Want to know?" Liu Wei'an hooked his fingers, "Come closer, I'll tell you, I just know." ”

Xu Ying was affected by his mysterious expression, and involuntarily leaned over, but immediately felt that something was wrong, the two were sitting side by side, as soon as she leaned over, her waist was slightly bent, her collar naturally hung down, and everything in it was seen, she retracted back to the sofa like an electric shock, and said with a red face: "You be honest." ”

Liu Wei'an regretfully took his eyes off his neckline, but he didn't move too far, but lingered at the two points, the pajamas were very thin, whether she was wearing underwear or not, the two points were raised, and the pajamas made an obvious trace, as if they wanted to break through the bamboo shoots, tenacious and firm. "The earthquake must be a lie, who has ever seen an earthquake and still have mushroom clouds?" There was a bomb that I don't know where it was dropped many years ago, and it exploded unexpectedly, because the power was too great, so it made people feel like an earthquake, in fact, it was not a big deal, there might be a war, but it certainly wouldn't be because of this incident. ”

"But-" Xu Ying's expression was cautious, "I heard that bombers were also dispatched, if it wasn't for the battlefield, would it be necessary to dispatch bombers?" ”

"Who did you listen to?" Liu Wei'an asked rhetorically.

"I saw it in the circle of friends, and someone posted pictures, but it didn't take long for these pictures to be deleted." Xu Ying said.

Liu Wei'an's eyes flashed, and then he said casually: "Bombers don't represent war, which is the same as sleeping without having to take off your clothes." ”

"Who told you that." Xu Ying took a sip.

"On a good night, just the two of us at home, talking about killing, battle formations, corpses, it's too bad for the scenery." Liu Wei'an looked at Xu Ying, "Don't you think?" ”

"Otherwise, what are you talking about?" As soon as Xu Ying's words came out, she regretted it, this sentence was like putting Mars into hot oil, and the atmosphere suddenly changed because of this sentence, becoming charming and having a pink atmosphere.

"I'll help you look at your palmistry." Liu Wei'an straightened up and moved a little closer to Xu Ying.

"Do you still have research on this?" Xu Ying was quite funny, this excuse was too bad, but for some reason, she was not disgusted in her heart and stretched out her hand.

Liu Wei'an held her hand, the first feeling was warm, Xu Ying's hand was very warm, the fingers were slender, it looked thin, but it was full of elasticity to the touch. The palms of the hands, the legs, and the arms are different from the snow-white, very ruddy, and the lines are delicate, and it is the first time for him to look at a woman's hand so closely, at first he just made an excuse, but after a closer look, he suddenly found that the original hand can also be so attractive, like a work of art.

Stretch out your index finger and rub it gently, delicate and smooth, with excellent touch, although Xu Ying said that the family conditions are good, but the housework is basically done by herself, laundry and cooking, mopping the floor and washing dishes, strangely, these labors did not leave any marks on her hands, the nails were trimmed neatly, as if it was a month and a half, and there was no nail polish on it, which was natural and fresh.

"It's so itchy." Xu Ying couldn't help laughing, "Hey, you've been watching for a long time and what do you see?" ”

"My skills are still relatively shallow, and I can only see a little bit of things for the time being." Liu Wei'an raised his head and said with a serious face: "Although it is a small problem, you must pay attention to it, otherwise, it will affect your body." ”

"What's the problem?" Xu Yingming knew that he was talking nonsense, but his expression was too serious, and he couldn't help but feel a little flustered.

"I can tell from your marriage line that you are still single." Liu Wei'an's tone was low.

"Nonsense" Xu Ying took a sip and didn't admit it.

"I also see that you are a virgin." Liu Wei'an's words were astonishing.

"What does this have to do with being single?" Xu Ying's face was a little red, and she was very shy when a man held her hand and said that she was a virgin.

"If the relationship is big, if you have a boyfriend, how can you still be a virgin?" Liu Wei'an said as a matter of course.

"Isn't it okay to stay in the cave room for candle nights?" Xu Yingqiang said disdainfully, "What kind of logic are you?" ”

"In the face of a beauty like you, dressed like this every day, don't say that in the same bed, even under the same roof, you can't help it, you say, there really is such a boyfriend, can he bear it? If such a situation can still be endured, it can only show that he is a kind of person. Liu Wei'an said.

"Who?" Xu Ying couldn't help but ask.

"Eunuch."

"You're the eunuch." Xu Yingfen's face flushed and she took a sip.

"How dare you say that about me." Liu Wei'an was furious, "This is a serious insult to me. ”

As soon as Xu Ying spoke, she knew that this joke was too big, but she didn't know how to redeem it, she bit her lower lip and was at a loss.

"I'm a pure man, you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my character, you know?" Liu Wei'an said angrily.

"You're a man, you're just a little boy." Xu Ying knew that she was playing with fire when she said this, but she still couldn't help but say it.

"Really?" Liu Wei'an leaned forward and approached Xu Ying, the lips of the two were almost close together before stopping, and said slowly: "Even if it's a boy, it's terrible to get angry." ”

The breath that erupted from Liu Wei'an's mouth made Xu Ying's face immediately red, and she was inexplicably flustered in her heart, leaning back hard, but even if she was on the sofa behind her, she couldn't retreat at all, and she forced herself to calm down: "Why are you in a hurry to prove yourself, what are you not a child?" Only small children will prove themselves to adults. ”

"Makes sense." Liu Wei'an still grabbed Xu Ying's hand with one hand, not letting her take it away, and propped up the sofa with the other hand, "I'll tell you a joke, if you don't laugh, I'll forgive you, if you laugh, you will-"

"What are you going to do?" Xu Yingming couldn't help but cooperate.

Liu Wei'an glanced at the red lips that were like rose petals, and held back the desire to kiss and said: "Anyway, a woman just gave birth to a baby, and when she was confined, a group of girlfriends went to visit. One of my girlfriends came up and said, 'Wow, you look like your husband!' Another girlfriend followed: "Yes, it's very similar, especially when I am breastfeeding, my eyes are super longing!" Suddenly, everyone fell silent. ”

"Finished?" Xu Ying looked at Liu Wei'an with a pair of innocent eyes.

Liu Wei'an stared at her for a long time, is this joke so cold? In the end, he said weakly: "Okay, this joke is not funny, I'll change it." After a while, he pondered his emotions and said: "Night, on the last bus, a woman in white sat in the last row." The driver looked in the rearview mirror, the woman was gone, surprised! Brake sharply and turn around, and the person sits there. Continue to open and look in the rearview mirror, the woman is not, the sudden brake turns back, and the woman appears again. Continue to open and look in the rearview mirror, no more women! Suddenly, the woman walked slowly, her hair was messy, her face was covered with blood, and she said in a deep voice, "I am an immortal, old lady-"

"Hooligans." Xu Ying suddenly burst out laughing. Liu Wei'an was stunned, and looked at her for a few seconds, "Why are you laughing, you haven't climaxed yet." ”

"I'm laughing at that joke." Xu Ying blushed and said, "That girlfriend is not a serious person. ”

Liu Wei'an was speechless, and only after a while did he say, "Eldest sister, your reaction speed ...... Besides, that's a joke. ”

"You're not a serious person either." Xu Ying glared at him.

"Do you still tell jokes?" Liu Wei'an couldn't cry or laugh.

"Let's talk about it, but it's not allowed to tell pornographic jokes." Xu Ying said fiercely.

"I don't want to hear it, I just remember that yellow joke." Finally brewing a little emotion, it was all wasted, Liu Wei'an said dryly: "I just heard the woman say, 'I am an immortal of your day, does the old lady have an enmity with you?'" As soon as you tie your shoelaces, you brake suddenly, and as soon as you tie your shoelaces, you brake suddenly, hitting me and bleeding my head.'" ”

"Poof!" Xu Ying reacted quickly this time and was overjoyed. Two pear vortices loomed, spraying a warm breath with a woman's unique fragrance on his face, Liu Wei was so hot that he couldn't help but put his head up, at this time, he heard the sound of unlocking the door, he was startled, lightning got up, and just sat down, he saw Zhang Yan and Zhou Jie walking in.

"Liu Wei'an, you're back, when did you come back?" Zhang Yan shouted in surprise.

"I'll be back soon." Liu Wei'an was a little annoyed, and almost kissed him, but it's a pity. Seeing this, Xu Ying secretly covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes bent up.