Chapter 261: A flash of inspiration

"Haha-happy, why are you all like girls, so unbeaten, get up-I haven't fought enough! A group of fucking wretched, what bullshit yellow turban wrestlers, who dares to fight with Lao Tzu? "Zhang Fei, who drank wine, was like a crazy bullfight, five hundred yellow turban wrestlers were beaten by Zhang Fei in less than half an hour, not that they were so incompetent, but Zhang Fei This guy is too crazy, a punch will make people feel painful, anyway, it's not desperate, no one wants to face Zhang Fei head-on, everyone has found a phenomenon that Zhang Fei will only hit people who are standing. At first, they were still afraid of Zhang Jiao's gaze and rushed up without fear of death, but gradually all the eyes lay down, and the rest was beaten down by Zhang Fei.

Zhang Jiao's face can be said to be very exciting, a burst of red and a burst of white is now a little black, he never thought that his proud yellow turban wrestler was beaten down one by one, with a block of ten this is not unusual, what is strange is to block five hundred, on the one hand, he is entangled in his heart whether Zhang Fei is too powerful or not, and secondly, so many people are so embarrassed to make his face of the great sage and good teacher where to rest, just now Zhang Fei said that he wants porridge, and the porridge is also delivered, waiting for Zhang Fei to obediently obey himself according to the agreement.

"General Zhang-Poor Dao didn't misunderstand you, you are really a god! I wonder if you didn't count before you spoke? Zhang Jiao stroked his beard and said expressionlessly, this can't blame Zhang Jiao for being so rude, no one will have a good face, and being able to speak patiently is already considered self-contained.

"Zhang Jiao Zhang Daochang, I am also hungry after the fight, the emperor will not raise hungry soldiers, give me some food first, and then talk about it when I am full! I don't have the strength to talk to you about things now. ”

"Okay—come on, get food for General Zhang!" When he heard Zhang Fei say that the emperor did not raise hungry soldiers, Zhang Jiao still had some small joy in his heart, this was a tacit acknowledgement that he could ascend to the position of the Ninth Five-Year Plan, even if Zhang Fei wanted something at this time, as long as he didn't take his Zhang Jiao's head.

"Daochang Zhang - you said that so many of you watched my old Zhang eat, and my old Zhang was a little unhappy in my heart, why don't we chat? These sergeants were all your sergeants, right? Looking at you, you also have a bit of fairy wind bones, and the soldiers brought out are all cowardly, I can beat two hundred and fifty with one slap, and another slap is two hundred and five, if I let Lao Zhang take these two hundred and five, it is better to hang myself with a straw rope. Alas—and your food is terrible, isn't it? How can such porridge be taken out for people to drink? There are also stones, Lao Zhang, I usually drink broth, and I am really hungry with my chest and back, otherwise I will not drink such porridge, and you will definitely improve your cooking in the future, at least the porridge is a stone to pick clean, and the stone can not be eaten as a meal, I Lao Zhang is not comfortable at all in my heart, or I miss the food of the Han army! Old Daoist, what beautiful girls do you have in you to make my old Zhang happy, once my old Zhang is obedient, then it is enough to have enough wine and beautiful women, and you will leave other things to me Lao Zhang, see that his rabbit cub dares to come to the wild? "Zhang Fei is really Zhang Fei, I don't know how this brain grows, plus his loud voice makes all the Yellow Turban Army hear it clearly, the doctrine in Taiping Dao is that brothers and sisters are one family, but once you join the church, you have to cut off the seven emotions and six desires, the more advanced the Taoist, the more you can't get close to women, and Taiping Dao is under the banner of seeking welfare for the people, if you want Zhang Fei to say this, won't it become a bandit nest that hides filth and dirt? This wine is better to say, most of the men are not happy with alcohol, after drinking, they have raced the living immortals, and when the beauties are in chaos, in addition to robbing, where can you find a beautiful woman, the old men in the army are still staring at each other, once this head is opened, it will be an uncontrollable result.

Eat and eat yours, where is there so much nonsense, you still want beautiful women and wine, do you really think these old men don't want wow? I finally found a few and had to hide them, but you haven't made meritorious service to the old man, so you want this or that? Zhang Jiao couldn't help muttering in his heart, the damn nigger is obviously a thorn, now Lao Tzu will endure it first, and when you come back, I will find a good opportunity to concoct you, so that you know what the rules are.

Zhang Jiao's idea was good, but after watching Zhang Fei eat and drink enough, he didn't even pay attention to Zhang Jiao, so he walked into the Han army's team, not only the Han army, but even the Yellow Turban Army was confused about this Zhang Sanye's approach, what was going on? Will this kid surrender or not? Let us delay our efforts here in vain-

"General Zhang—your conditions have been promised to you, and now you have fulfilled your promise, right? It's not too early, Poor Dao really doesn't have the patience to mess with you anymore, how about you discuss with General Guan and give a happy word? Zhang Jiao's patience slowly ran out, and he gritted his teeth and shouted at Zhang Fei.

"Haha-Zhang Jiao, you are a fool, including these people under you are even more stupid, do you know whose world it is now? The world of the Han Dynasty and the world of the Liu family, even if you can't survive, the government will still help you, after all, you are still the people of the Han Dynasty. But now you bull-nosed veterans have begun to live the days of licking blood with knives, what are you thieves and grass couges, do you ask if your hands are stained with the blood of innocent people? That's what you're trying to do, and if you want a better life, you're going to kill people? Loyalty, filial piety, courtesy, righteousness and honesty are the words of the sages, but Guan added a shameful word to you today, and you are only left with shamelessness and shame. Shame to describe you, Lao Tzu is an upright official and soldier, able to hold his chest up and live, and you will only be a thief, a thief for a while, a thief for a lifetime, and children and grandchildren will not be able to get rid of the hat of a thief. Think about it - leave a way for future generations to live, so that ten years later, no one will ask what their parents and grandparents did? Can you answer with a thief? "Guan Yu saw that Zhang Fei not only succeeded in delaying time, but also let the brothers have a full meal, so now there is no need to lower his eyebrows with Zhang Jiao, how could he Guan Yu Guan Yunchang surrender such a thief.

"Second brother - that's good, I'm just playing with you, my old Zhang family has been killing pigs and selling meat for generations, but I also know that I want to be loyal to the monarch and serve the country, just you shameless thieves, even if I die in battle, I won't let people poke my old Zhang's backbone in the back and say that Zhang Fei's family is a nest of thieves. But Zhang Jiao, your old boy is also surnamed Zhang, what a damn shame on our Zhang family, if you still have some conscience, put down the weapons in your hands and surrender, although we are not many in number, but we can ensure your safety, at least we are dignified and die on the battlefield, what a glory this is! As soon as Guan Yu finished speaking, Zhang Fei took over the conversation, and smashed it on their chests like a chain hammer, and Zhang Jiao almost couldn't breathe.

"The whole army is attacking - not one will be left!" Zhang Jiao's pig's liver-colored face was furious, he could think that this was to tear Zhang Fei and Guan Yu apart, sparing such a big circle, he was tricked by someone!

"Woo-woo-" The army that hurried to catch up with Liu Bei was finally late, and he could only let the army disperse and copy Zhang Jiao's back road.

"Third brother, the eldest brother is here - let's kill together!"

(End of chapter)