Chapter 571: Wine Fighting
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Zhou Yu, who was a little drunk, came to the outside of the cave room and looked at the red, green, and green in front of him, I don't know how to suddenly remember Mr. Tu's song Farewell My Concubine, Zhou Yu in the courtyard picked up a wooden stick and began to sing while using marksmanship, no one could have imagined that the wage earner who was struggling to get married before, now although he is separated from the relatives of that life, he wants to marry a pair of beautiful people who are like flowers and jade in this life.
In that life, I wanted to give Qiao Xiaomei a better life by working overtime day and night, but the reality is so cruel, whether you love or not, you will be defeated by reality, and what swears and unswerving existence to death is the yearning for beautiful love left by literati and ink writers to future generations. There are many helplessness in the real society, so that it is difficult for lovers to become dependents, money, houses, jobs, etc. are the fetters of beautiful love, people living in the society must integrate into the society, for love can not disobey the parenting grace of parents, for love can not be unscrupulous to say that it is to go, said that it is for the love wall in fact also exists in the dream. The moment the plane took off, his dream was actually shattered, whether he failed Qiao Xiaomei, or Qiao Xiaomei couldn't resist the pressure from his family, after all, the two of them crossed by the wrong side. Love is like an hourglass, the more you want to catch it, the faster it leaks, for marrying Xiao Qiao Zhou Yu is actually left with the life of his parents, at first he always regarded Xiao Qiao as Qiao Xiaomei in his previous life, but now after getting drunk, he gradually realized that in addition to his attachment to Qiao Xiaomei, there was no love in his heart.
"Sword in hand - ask the world who is the hero!" After Zhou Yu sang the last sentence, he finally dissipated the last trace of unhappiness in his chest, and at this time he realized that there were many people standing behind him, including Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, Zhang Zhao, Dian Wei, Huang Zhong, and he was a little embarrassed, but he covered Zhou Yu's face in the night, he turned around and said: "Everyone, drinking in the lobby is not enjoyable enough, how can you still listen to the root of the wall, you tell me what you are not good to learn, but follow Fengxiao to learn this, it is really the world style and people's hearts are not ancient!" My lord is getting more and less grasped seriously! But I'm happy today, so let's have a drink here, but whoever doesn't drink is not allowed to leave-his grandmother's."
Soon Zhou Yu set up a fairy array in the open space outside the cave room, and waited for the human spirit to drill inside, and he secretly sneered in his heart Since you want to listen to the root of the wall, if I don't want to find a way to punish you, wouldn't it be too cheap for you. The open space was full of wine jars, and Zhou Yu asked Zhou An to take out all the good wine stored in the cellar.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if we want to drink today, I will make a rule, that is, we need to enforce a drinking order! This wine order is divided into couplets, poems, and boxing, and those who feel that they are rich in five cars can choose couplets and poems, and if they feel that they can't do it, then the easiest way to draw boxing sticks to beat tigers, chickens, and insects. Which of you will come first? If you lose, you will be punished for drinking, if you lose once, you will lose two bowls, if you lose three times, you will lose four bowls, and if you lose four times, you will take your turn, how about it? Although he said that he is not a genius, he has 5,000 years of accumulation in China, and the couplets and poems can be said to be invincible in Yangzhou. As for the little trick of beating tigers, chickens, and eating insects, Zhou Yu is a clear man, and this group of big men don't know the trick for the time being, let's see if they dare to drink with themselves in the future.
"Hehe-hey-the lord knows that when he was young, he was a world-famous talent, and no one has been able to write anything comparable to your couplets and poems until now, who knows what else you don't have at the bottom of the box. There are a group of big bosses here, let them slash people with big knives, what kind of poetry is like letting them embroider, as for a few of us are not good at these, lord, aren't you bullying people? Guo Jia saw Zhou Yu draw his debut, obviously he wanted to use couplets and poems to make him and Cheng Yu and Zhang Zhao deflated, they are all the same characters as human spirits, how could they be fooled, the three of them exchanged their eyes Guo Jiajiu opened his mouth and blocked Zhou Yu's road-
"Bonghyo, that's what you mean? Or is this what Zhongde and Zibu mean? Anyway, you are also from Lushan Academy, so you don't have the guts at all? Zhou Yu knows that his reputation is outside, and people who are not absolutely sure will not compare any poems with him, so it is better to not get tired of deceit, and there will be more good shows to watch next.
"My lord, poetry and songs give me to wait for worship! What the princess sings seems to be a song? It's just that I've never heard this rhyme, and I don't know if the lord can let me transcribe it! Cheng Yu and Zhang Zhao both said that they would not compete with Zhou Yu in poetry and songs, but Zhang Zhao saw a business opportunity, that is, the song that Zhou Yu sang just now is really powerful and domineering, and it is almost comparable to Man Jianghong.
It seems that the overlord Farewell Concubine who he plagiarized is about to start a fire again, but since they have all chosen to draw fists and send it to kick off immediately, Zhou Yu's spearhead is the military advisor Guo Jia, this guy is the most ghostly and can't let him see the mystery, otherwise if the people behind him do it according to his method, ten of them can be drowned by wine.
"Sticks, tigers, chickens, and insects - you come out of the stick, I come out of the worms, what do you do when I come out of the worms?" It was originally a very simple boxing, Zhou Yu deliberately added more tongue-twisting words, the ancients liked to speak, and the generals were all vernacular, such a difficulty for Zhou Yu can come casually with any Luoyang dialect or Yangzhou dialect.
"Sticks, tigers, chickens, and insects - you come out of worms, and I will come out of sticks!" I'll make a stick-" When Guo Jia said this, he found that he was tricked by Zhou Yu, the stick tiger chicken eats insects is originally in order to drop one thing and one thing, Zhou Yu's insects eat sticks, then Guo Jia should be out of the chicken, but Guo Jia is more brain-burning and Guo Jia loses one game first.
It's just that Guo Jia lost four games in a row, and the more he made mistakes, Guo Jia, who had drunk a lot of wine, did the high wine specially prepared by Zhou Yu, and as soon as the wine came up, the military advisor Guo Jia was taken down by Zhou Yu. The military advisors who gave advice were all drunk, and even if the remaining generals drank a lot, they were all drunk in the end.
"Someone—arrange for the generals to go down and rest, get me a pot of strong tea and a few side dishes, the two ladies should be hungry now!" Regardless of whether you accept it in your heart or not, if you worship heaven and earth and worship your parents, you will be recognized, and when you come to this world, you must follow the principles of this world, but often the harem is not compatible and easy to have accidents, he first wants to settle the two beauties, Xiao Qiao does have the softness of the Jiangnan water town, but whether there are other abilities still need to be investigated, Yu Ruyi has seen many things in the wind and waves with herself, and she has done a good job for herself, which can be said to be the kitchen under the hall. Now it can't be generalized, he wants a harmonious harem-
Which drunk generals immediately looked alive as soon as they came out of Zhou Yu's courtyard, they walked in different directions, tonight the lord's wedding, all the generals in Yangzhou guarded all night, so that those who entered Yangzhou did not dare to show their heads easily.