Chapter 375: Not Worth Mentioning (2/3)
Thor walked down the street alone empty-handed, feeling the silence between heaven and earth.
A month ago, when he received information from Loki that his father Odin had been by him, and that he himself had been exiled to Earth as part of an armistice, his heart was heavy, but he was not desperate.
Because at that time, there was a woman who gave him the best comfort, for a superb licking dog, as long as the goddess gave herself a smile, then what if the whole family sacrificed to the sky?
What's more, Jian Ke not only gave him a smile, not only food and accommodation, but even sleeping together.
So for Thor at that time, what if he was exiled by Asgard? What if Daddy dies violently?
She has a favorite woman, and she is willing to support herself, watch sand sculptures, play games, eat pizza, drink beer every day, and when Jane comes back from work, she will do exercises that are beneficial to her body and mind, and she is much more comfortable than before in the god realm.
Although there were some small disputes between the two halfway, it was not a big problem, and under his shameless offensive, Jane got along with him in minutes.
It's a pity that this method worked a little bit the first and second time, and the third time it didn't work.
Simple. Foster is the so-called independent and self-reliant feminist representative, and it is only because of curiosity about Thor's origin and his greed for his body that a certain waste has been living in her house for nothing.
But as the two gradually got to know each other, the more Jane looked at Thor, the more unpleasant it became.
You said that you are a big man, you don't want to go out to make money to support your family and become famous, you don't even do housework at home, even your underwear has to wait for the old lady to come back to wash, and you have to have a consciousness of eating soft rice if you eat soft rice!
And for Thor, thinking that he is the crown prince of Asgard, it is already a breakthrough to let him go and apologize to the woman without shame, and let him do laundry, cooking, and housework at home?
Then you might as well kill him!
As we all know, the fairy tales of princes and princesses come to an abrupt end when it comes to getting married and living a life, because the following stories are too much to destroy the beautiful dreams in the hearts of children.
After enduring it for another month, when Jane came home after a busy day and saw the scattered living room and the guy who was giggling and about to carry herself to the bedroom, she suddenly exploded!
She felt that she was simply under a spell to think that this stupid big man was good!
It is true that the other party's figure is indeed very good and the technique is not bad, but if she really wants to solve some physiological problems, with her title of beautiful female scientist, there are a lot of macho men to choose from at will, and maybe you can make a fortune.
What did you have to be blind to think of raising such a waste?
As a result, the miserable Thor His Highness was directly swept out of the house and driven out.
Fortunately, Thor even bought his underwear all over his body, so there was no trouble with the so-called property division, and he went out of the house directly!
"I will definitely not choose this kind of woman to be the fairy queen, it's too barbaric!" Thor said trembling as he hid under the eaves with his arms shivering.
There was no way, just at the beginning, His Highness the Thunder God was indeed blind, and the whole person felt like he was about to collapse, but immediately life gave him a hard punch.
It's still winter!
The heating was on in Jane's apartment, so he only wore a cool and simple shirt, because the two of them had to be honest with each other as soon as Jane came back anyway, and it was too much trouble to wear so many clothes.
As a result.
Wandering outside in a short shirt in a snowy weather, he began to rely on his rough skin and thick flesh to hold on, and after he wandered aimlessly for half an hour, even with the physique of an Asgardian, he began to feel unbearable cold!
Passers-by have shown sympathetic eyes, wearing such a little in such a winter, is this person a fool?
It's just that everyone will take a second look at him when they see him, but no one will be nosy.
After all, this big guy doesn't look like an easy person, what if it's an aggressive psychopath?
"Tsk, this is the end of licking a dog!"
Li Qingyuan sat by the window on the second floor, looked at Thor shivering from the cold below, and said jokingly.
"Isn't it the same to watch live streaming at home? What do you have to run out of? Jill asked, a little puzzled.
Just now, this guy went out in a hurry, making a lot of women think something was wrong, but who would have thought that he was just here to see the excitement up close.
It's really incomprehensible, is it so pleasant to gloat?
"You don't understand!" Someone shook his head helplessly, Zifei fish, the joy of knowing fish!
If you can't see this kind of scene with your own eyes, you don't have a soul at all.
Thor crouched in the corner, he now felt cold and hungry, as if his life had come to an end.
Of course, this is his own delusion, not to mention that with his physique, even if he starves for half a month and then throws himself to Antarctica, he will not die, not to mention that there are still a bunch of people watching him now!
First of all, exclude the guy who ate melons on the second floor, and among the lively crowd on the street corner, there are definitely agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hidden.
Last month, the three warriors of Asgard fought in New Mexico, and although the negotiations between S.H.I.E.L.D. and them collapsed, they also collected some scattered information one after another, knowing that those guys were here to find people.
And it's very likely that this crazy guy is coming for him.
It's just that before the black boiled egg had time to order Thor to be arrested, the three warriors of Asgard disappeared directly with Loki, and the black boiled egg searched the whole world and didn't find those people, so it is said that Coulson's hairline has increased again.
And then!
In a place where ordinary people didn't pay attention, Li Qingyuan looked up at the two crows squatting on the top of the building, feeling a little speechless.
You said that as the leader of the Nine Realms, you can't change the way of monitoring?
It doesn't matter if it's a circular light technique or an observation method, you really can't get a crystal ball.
If you have to make two crows fly around in winter, do you take others for fools?
Loki's bear child says that his father is still dormant, but in reality Odin just wants to see what his two unconscious sons will do.
As a god-king, Odin knew that his life was coming to an end, but it was a pity that none of his children were qualified to take over the position of god-king.
Hela's strength is enough, but her personality is irritable and bloodthirsty, and if she becomes a god king, Asgard will either be wiped out or become the overlord of the universe, and there is no third way to choose.
It should be enough for Loki to be a king, but his biggest problem is that he is not his own, if he really passes the position of the god king to Loki, it is estimated that Laufei can die of laughter directly!
So even if Thor has many flaws in his character, Odin can only think of ways to hone this son.
It is precisely because of this that someone dares to plan his treasure collection in front of Odin.
After all, compared to his son's success, a few treasures are not worth mentioning at all!