70, Huaxia?
Human Ghost Spider Cave - Yang Jiujiu
Yang Jiujiu reluctantly watched everyone walk away, was silent for a moment, simply sat up and stuck the torch on the ground, turned his head to the human ghost spider in the blood pool, and asked, "Sister, what's your name?" ”
The human ghost spider was obviously stunned for a moment, his blood-colored eyes dimmed a little, and said coldly: "Master Fang." ”
"Good name, I remember going to school and lecturing in ancient times, there was a beautiful woman called what the teacher came from, I want to think about it." Yang Jiujiu scratched his head and recalled in contemplation.
"Li Shishi, Li Shishi is a famous actor in Bianjing in the Northern Song Dynasty, and he is the object of competition between literati and scholars, princes and grandsons, and is quite famous among the official eunuchs. Mainly, the story of her and Song Huizong is also a good story, and even Song Huizong heard her name and wanted to kiss Fang Ze. At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Song Huizong was exiled, and the whereabouts of Master Li became a mystery for the ages. Master Fang slowly narrated.
"My sister also went to school? Then you're not a monster! But what is the Northern Song Dynasty? Where is Bianjing? Who is Song Huizong? How I didn't learn. Sister, are you mistaken? Yang Jiujiu looked at the Fang Master in the blood pool in confusion and questioned, and asked infinitely.
"Isn't this all taught in school textbooks? Don't you even know about the Northern Song Dynasty? Master Fang tilted his head and looked at Yang Jiujiu suspiciously.
"No, we don't have the Northern Song Dynasty in history, only the birth, development and current history of the Eastern Circle for more than 1,000 years, and even the earliest history has only three or two human origins, and there is nothing like the Northern Song Dynasty, sister, are you sure?" Yang Jiujiu frowned and said suspiciously.
Master Fang frowned, looked at Yang Jiujiu with his spare eyes, and couldn't help but ask, "Huaxia, you should know this time, right?" ”
Yang Jiujiu looked at Master Fang in confusion, shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, and I haven't learned it." Chinese? In which area? ”
When Master Fang was about to speak, he only heard Yuan Chen's voice in the distance: "Brother Hammer, I will miss you." ”
Yang Jiujiu: "......"
Your words,
It seems a bit of an inopportune time.
Master Fang was silent for a moment, and then continued: "You and I are both from Huaxia. ”
Yang Jiujiu was stunned for a moment,
Chinese people?
It's better than the people in the East Circle,
In which region is Huaxia located?
Area 43? Or Area 44?
The key is that my family lives at the junction of these two lines.
Yang Jiujiu asked excitedly: "Sister, my family lives at No. 43 and No. 44, is the location of my house Huaxia?" ”
Master Fang was silent for a long time, and said angrily: "Now the land under our feet is all in the land of China, you and your classmates are all Chinese, how can you not study history, what kind of bullshit do you teach in the so-called Eastern Circle?" ”
"The key is that I have been learning this since I was a child. I really don't know, this is the first time I've heard the word Huaxia, sister, I'm from the Eastern Circle, not from Huaxia. Yang Jiujiu thought for a moment, shook his head and replied.
"You remember that you are a Chinese, and you must remember that you can't lose your roots." Master Fang said with a serious face.
At this time, the scene between Yang Jiujiu and Master Fang was extremely embarrassing, neither of them was speechless, and Yang Jiujiu scratched his head wistfully.
Next time, I have to ask Li Xiaobai how to resolve the embarrassing scene with the girl.
I'm so sad,
Why don't you have a local love story?
That's a great idea!
"Sister, I want to say something to you." Yang Jiujiu looked at Master Fang affectionately.
"Say it." Master Fang nodded and said.
"I love the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice." Yang Jiujiu recalled what he studied with Li Xiaobai and said with emotion.
Master Fang: "Are you sure?" ”
Yang Jiujiu: "Uh...... I'll change it. ”
"Hmm." Master Fang's face softened a lot and nodded.
"If I want, the new love is you, and the old love is you. The spring breeze is you, and the summer night is also you. It's you who wake up to tea, and it's you who gets drunk. If I don't want to, even if there is a beautiful day, you are a talented and beautiful woman, and I pretend to be deaf and dumb. Yang Jiujiu pondered for a moment, remembered this sentence and said.
Master Fang tilted his head and looked at Yang Jiujiu and asked, "Are you teasing me?" ”
Yang Jiujiu: "......"
forehead
I don't dare.
It's useless to talk about earthy love,
She wasn't smiling.
Just when Yang Jiujiu didn't know how to speak, the words of Li Xue and Liu Bang came from the distance one after another.
"Brother Hammer, I wish you and your beautiful sister an early birth of a noble son-Liu Bang."
"Brother Hammer, I wish you and your beautiful sister an early birth to a noble son-Li Xue."
Yang Jiujiu looked at the source of the voice with a pained face, and smiled awkwardly at Master Fang with a stiff expression.
Yang Jiujiu muttered and said, "What you asked is really timely." ”
When Master Fang heard the voice, he turned his head to look at Yang Jiujiu's stiff expression and said, "Do you want to give birth to a baby spider?" ”
Yang Jiujiu hurriedly waved his hand and hurriedly said, "Ah sister, don't make trouble, don't make such ethical jokes." ”
Hey, it's quite rhyming.
Master Fang snorted casually, stopped absorbing the blood mist in the cave, and slowly stood up from the blood pool, the lower half of the body was upright, and the plump and slender white legs floated on the blood pool, and the blood flowed down from the position of the side crotch, and a large amount of blood quickly fell into the blood pool.
Yang Jiujiu glanced at Master Fang in confusion, hurriedly took off his pants, turned his head and handed them to Master Fang and said, "Eldest sister, can you wear pants?" ”
Groove,
Isn't that right?
Big sister, where are your spider legs?
Yang Jiujiu's face was strange, and he couldn't connect the monster with the spider-legged monster last night and the long-legged beauty in front of him.
Do you still have a random transformation of the lower half of your body?
Transform into a little master?
Master Fang's voice said calmly, "I'm dressed, you can turn back." ”
"Oh oh, your sister, are you human?" Yang Jiujiu looked at Master Fang who was sitting in front of him, and saw it in the direction of the blood pool, and said curiously: "Sister, did you hide the spider leg in the blood pool?" ”
Master Fang sat opposite Yang Jiujiu, tilted his head and looked at Yang Jiujiu strangely and asked, "When did I say that I am not human?" ”
"Uh...... But those kids of yours? Yang Jiujiu was stunned to find that Master Fang's blood-red eyes had faded, and the movement of tilting his head made the other half of his face that was covered also leak out, and his delicate appearance was very attractive.
Master Fang stretched and said, "I am the one who has the ability, and I have the ability to transform it." ”
"Sister, I'm curious about a question, don't be weird, how old are you this year?" Yang Jiujiu scratched his head and asked.
"It's been more than ten years since Xiao Zhizhi came, and now it should be more than nine hundred years, I can't remember the specifics." Master Fang said with a slight sigh.
Yang Jiujiu was completely stupid, a person with more than 900 years of ability,
It's still alive,
It's the first time I've seen it.
"I'm going to call the ancestor, now, you should be very strong." Yang Jiujiu asked a little stunned.
Master Fang looked at Yang Jiujiu and asked, "It should be okay, now I should ask you a question." ”
"You say, you say." Yang Jiujiu looked respectful.
"Demons, are they still there?" Master Fang slowly spit out five words and asked with a serious face.
Yang Jiujiu: "This ......"
......
Deep in the desert - Ye Kemai, Gu Han, Bai Tingting
The battle between Ye Kemai's team and the alien army is still going on, and the cracks all over the field, the corpses of alien demons all over the ground, and even the woods are burning.
Not surprisingly, the culprit of arson is Ye Kemai.
At the beginning, Ye Ke's team retreated while fighting, and finally retreated to the woods that were beneficial to their position. I saw Ye Ke sell the fire demon ultimate, set fire to the woods around him, and looked at the ancient man beside him more proudly and said: "See, with my ultimate, no demon dares to approach, whoever touches it will die." ”
At the beginning, Ye Kemao's team didn't take the burning trees seriously, and they were still killing the demons that attacked them. And when the fire really spread throughout the woods, the alien army all withdrew from the woods, leaving the Ye Ke Sell team in the woods, looking at the surrounding fires, the three of them were completely dumbfounded, wherever they fled, it was fire, this time it was really who touched and who died.
Bai Tingting covered her nose, kicked Ye Kemai fiercely, and shouted: "Think about what to do, your own fire, you solve it." ”
Tingting...... I'm going to set fires, not fires. Ye Kemai also covered his mouth and nose and shouted.
"What's the use of you, Gu Han, think of a way." Bai Tingting was too lazy to take care of Ye Ke to sell, and turned her head and shouted to Gu Han.
"Look at me." The ancient man picked up the big axe and slashed it to the ground.
In the burning woods in front of the three of them, a crack was forcibly split by the ancient man, and Ye Kemao and the three of them hurriedly hid in the cracks, although they were lucky to escape, but the three of them were trapped in the cracks in the ground, not daring to face the high temperature and black smoke burning in the woods outside.
Although this forest will always burn out, or be extinguished, who knows how long it will take, Ye Kemai and the three of them looked at the thick black smoke in the sky worriedly.
"You say, after such a long time, will the academy send someone to save us?" Ye Kemai squatted in the corner and asked.
"Are you embarrassed to ask? I let you set fire, you don't work hard when you usually fight, this will mess with the ability, I let you pit your teammates, I can't kick you today. Bai Tingting stood on a flat ground in the crack of the ground, and kicked Ye Kemai, who was hiding in the corner and holding his head.
"Forget it, Tingting, don't kick Ye Ke, don't be tired. You rest for a while, and I'll come instead. Gu Han gritted his teeth and looked at Ye Kemai, who was hiding in the corner and shivering.
"Don't kick, I set the fire on purpose, you misunderstood me." Ye Kemao hugged his head and shouted.
Gu Han put away the foot that was about to stretch out and asked, "Today, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will definitely kick you to death." ”
Bai Tingting: "Same as above." ”
Ye Kemai slowly stood up against the earthen wall, and said helplessly: "If I don't do this, the rescue team won't be able to see us." Where did they know we were here, only to set fire to become a landmark. The rescue team will be able to find us. ”
Gu Han moved his arm and nodded: "Half of the truth, but you explain to me, why did you block the retreat when you set it on fire." ”
Ye Kemai was silent for a moment and then said, "Eh...... It doesn't seem to be under control. ”
After Gu Han finished his activity, he looked at Ye Ke and said, "I'm sorry, I can't control it either." ”
"Burst Punch!"
"Damn, I was wrong!"
"It's late!"
Bai Tingting ignored the two who were fighting, looked at the black smoke billowing above, and muttered, "I hope the rescue team can see it." ”