Chapter 14: The Nickname I Hate
"The autumn wind is blowing, the war drums are beating, and the power is displayed on the sports field, if you want to run with your life, I can chase hard, and I will not make a fuss until the end...... You, let you guess who I am, the third class of junior high school is here! ”
"Hahaha......"
"Gu Yang from the junior high school class, you come to the rostrum for me."
I glared at the maniac-laughing maniac, and then walked towards the rostrum with countless mocking glances.
"I knew you wrote it at a glance, and I said that you were really not ashamed."
"Director, I'm just writing to play, who knows......"
"Is it for you to write and play now?"
"I was wrong, director, I'll write more meaningful manuscripts in a while."
When I came back from the rostrum, I was beaten by Xiao Zhoushu again, I was really wronged, and I said that I didn't make the whole story, but I was still put on the slut by the slut.
"I'm really sorry, but I think your writing is pretty good."
"Fuck off, uncle."
"The bananas are all there, you drink saliva first to dissipate your anger."
"Don't talk nonsense with me, I shouldn't believe you, go, get bananas for Lao Tzu."
When I walked back to my seat, I saw Lan Yuxuan and Ai Chen both giving me a thumbs up.
"Go, go, it's been fine since I came in the morning."
"That's because you're too weak, and neither of us can cover you."
Later, I heard that in the 400-meter preliminaries, several athletes ran out of breath because of my manuscript, so only the first-ranked ones directly advanced, and all the others were eliminated.
There may be some classes with unsatisfactory grades who have found a way out, so they played a little entertainment spirit when they submitted, I won't go into details, I believe everyone has seen some funny cheering drafts in the school sports day.
The list of 100m finalists was announced...... I'm the sixth...... There were two of them squatting in the toilet last year, so there should be another one, I recalled it carefully and decided to find a banana to eat first......
For the 200-meter preliminaries in the afternoon, I took a nap and didn't even have time to dream.
You can see that I still have a sense of responsibility, and even if I am forced to compete, I will do my best.
I am confident that I will finish second in the 200m this time, because I am chasing the boss to participate in the high jump competition.
"After two years of observation, coupled with the development of my own jumping skills, I can't get the first place, and by the way, break a record or something."
"Brother, the third child and I bless you, don't have any ideological pressure, it's just that you think too much."
The 1st, 2nd and 400th meters are the most watched events in the Games, I guess it is because of the sound of gunfire, and they have to sprint all the time, which can make the audience excited.
The more enthusiastic the crowd, the more excited the athletes became, and of course I was the same, first in the group, there was no suspense.
Maybe because the excitement has not passed, I came back and wrote twelve manuscripts in succession, and I actually read them all, and I immediately made a decision, saying: "In the future, I will call you 'Gu Thirteen', or it is simpler, just call it 'Thirteen', it just so happens that you don't have a nickname." ”
Indeed, most of my friends have nicknames, and they are basically given by me, so it's normal to give me one.
"Poof, are you still beautiful?"
“…… What's wrong? It's pretty domineering. ”
"Pighead, you write out Thirteen."
"What's wrong with writing it out."
"Stupid, with Arabic numerals."
“……”
Fortunately, Lan Yuxuan is smart, otherwise she would have been tricked by Lao Mao, this slut must have thought that the nickname I gave him was too ugly and wanted to take revenge on me!
For this reason, I fought with a group of Confucians, but after all, they are not Yu Fu and Lu Ji, and I can't stop them.
I'm also curious about one thing, what does Lan Yuxuan have in her head......
The afternoon games are all over, some classes collectively returned to the classroom, it is estimated that the teacher should hurry up and say something, we are different, Xiao Zhou is a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted guy, seeing that the athletes are performing well, and there are still many students to compete tomorrow, so they were disbanded on the spot, leaving only a few students who did not have competition tasks to do duty.
Since we are all self-disciplined students, the hygiene situation is quite good, plastic bags, drink bottles, etc. will never be littered, even if snacks are spilled on the ground, they will be picked up one by one and thrown into the trash can together.
I believe that in places where there is no disturbance, or where the quality of education and population is very good, the consciousness of all people is very high, but unfortunately, there are too few such places, and they will gradually be swallowed up, because in today's society, quality people are worthless, and even often hurt.
There is also the health commissioner who was left behind, she actually has no shelf, I don't know if Comrade Xiao Zhou is well-trained, and the unspoken rule of "crushing people to death at the level of the official university" does not exist in her at all.
Let's imagine:
The squad leader said to the health commissioner: "You, do the duty!" ”
The health commissioner replied: "The squad leader is amazing, be careful when checking the hygiene, I write that you are unqualified!" ”
A wise man said that to govern the world, we must learn to make good use of the art of checks and balances, but what if there is a "world" where everyone is friendly and harmonious?
I didn't have to be on duty, but Haitao and the fat man were stayed, and Haitao didn't care, the main thing was the fat man, he wasn't there, and we didn't have a referee when we played.
"It's still early, let's play for a while."
"Don't you have a final tomorrow?"
"Hey, it's not a problem, I'm not going to play football, what are I doing here."
Ai Chen interjected next to him: "Yu Xuan and I will also go to watch you play football." ”
"You're not going home?"
"My dad said he was coming to pick me up today, and he took her back with him by the way."
"Then where do we have the heart to play football...... "Which scum from compulsory education said this?"
"Get out of the way, pervert!"
I was puzzled and asked: "What are you scolding me for, I'm afraid of you (this is a spoken language, I really don't know what the word is, stew?) Maybe). ”
Well, I'm the one who came out of compulsory education...... Actually, I don't mean anything else.
There are a few other friends on the playground, and we plan to join them.
"Xiao Tao, did you wash your feet today?"
Haitao said while taking off his shoes: "Newly bought toilet water!" You come here and smell it? ”
"Pull it down, I've decided to follow you."
After grouping, I shouted to the nearest child, "Hey, brother, how many more lines?" ”
"Okay, you come with us." Well, this kid is very discerning!
Although Lan Yuxuan looked unlucky, she still cheered me up: "Kick well, don't embarrass us!" ”
"Don't worry, you're inside."
"Be sure to pay attention to the students who eat bananas! Hahaha! ”
I remembered these words for a long time...... Huh? How did she know?
No matter what it is, as long as you kick the ball, I won't show even if there are girls showing their thighs! I think I've seen it before......
After a fierce battle, the game was over, because I had just scored a goal to overtake, so I used the excuse that it was too late, anyway, it was not a serious game, and everyone didn't care so much.
But the joy of victory made me decide immediately: I must have a blast when I go home!
"Mom, I'm back, what's delicious to eat today?"
"I cooked the noodles and they're almost cooked."
Belch...... Now I can only "rub" a little......
That night, I had a dream in which I dreamed of an imperial chef holding roast duck and a table full of Han people in front of him, and said to me with a smile: "Young master, it's time to eat!" I wiped my saliva with something that might have been a pillow towel or something, and said with satisfaction, "Okay~"