Chapter 66: Christmas
Looking forward to, looking forward to, the east wind is coming.
Every time I write silently, I will unconsciously write that "spring" is coming, and I guess this is one of the reasons why I can't become a master.
In fact, what we are really looking forward to is Christmas Eve and Christmas, which are traditional festivals abroad.
I don't remember when people became curious about Christmas, and although there wasn't much to say or celebrate, they were always talking about Christmas.
Some couples will care more about these two days, I heard the uncle mentioned before, the unserious uncle said, "couples" are a special group, very yearning for all festivals, and commemorate them at every turn, because he is like this, but passive.
But what about the children? It's not that they're interested in festivals, but it's the nature of children to see adults doing something special on this day, so they want to learn from each other and join in the fun.
As Lan Yuxuan's new little brother, I won't make any moves, but I don't know who has a big mouth and always shouts about me and Lan Yuxuan's gossip, I'm thick-skinned, and it's nothing to listen to, but after all, other girls can't hang their faces, in order to avoid suspicion, she hasn't talked to me for a long time. I really want to say that she is my sister in front of the whole class, but this slightly pale explanation may make Lan Yuxuan hate me even more......
Before, there were lines on our desks, which was the so-called dividing line between men and women, and there were also called "38 lines", in order to prevent the other party from crossing the line.
Originally, after getting acquainted, this line was useless, but now it has been reactivated, so that I can't even sleep, sometimes lying down, directly by the pencil to poke back, although it is the end of the pen, but also very annoying, this has to be put aside, I must give her a face.
Alas, it's all because he was too simple and drew the line on his desk.
The teachers were very happy with my recent performance, because they didn't know how it was going to happen.
Xiao Zhou may know a little bit, after all, those "propagandists" have too big mouths.
Xiao Zhang may be the most satisfying one for me, so as soon as I am happy, I will use Christmas to show off my knowledge.
"In recent years, somehow, Christmas has become popular, in fact, this is a holiday abroad, maybe you also know a little bit. Gu Yang, you kid must have heard of Jesus and Christianity, so let me ask you, what does the origin of Christmas have to do with Christianity? ”
When I heard that I was named, I was a little panicked, I was listening to the story intently, who would have thought that there would be me in this story......
So I was trembling and wanted to stand up, but as soon as the word "I" came out of my mouth, I was interrupted by Xiao Zhang.
"Don't tell me it's Christ's birthday, in fact, it's not rigorous, think about it later and then answer, okay, sit down."
(Have you ever seen such a nasty teacher?) If there is, welcome to exchange with me, I hit your teacher, you hit mine! )
Xiao Zhang continued with a satisfied face: "Many historians believe that the origin of Christmas has nothing to do with Christianity, but that the Romans who were Christianized changed the existing 'Saturnalia' to Christmas. Because there is no clear historical record of whether December 25th is Jesus' birthday or not. ”
Later, Xiao Zhang talked a lot about history and folk customs, and we listened to them very energetically, after all, listening to stories is much more interesting than listening to lectures.
Unconsciously, halfway through the course, Xiao Zhang finished his "performance", maybe he was still unsatisfied, and he felt that he was not in the mood to lecture anymore, so he thought about doing some small games related to Christmas.
"Gu Yang, you usually have a lot of ghost ideas, think about any small games that are more suitable for playing now?"
When I heard the game, I immediately came to my senses, but then I thought, why is it me again? Still have a lot of ideas? But I didn't want to be like him, so I re-entered the state of thought.
"By the way, teacher, I heard that on Christmas Day in foreign countries, Santa Claus will give gifts, which are put in children's socks, so that we all take off our socks and put them on the desk, and then pretend to sleep, you don't have to climb the chimney, just put the gifts you want to give us, what do you think?"
The tranquility was quickly broken, and the whispers were mixed with mocking laughter, and Xiao Zhang rubbed his face helplessly.
"What kind of bad idea do you have, can you think of something better, at least a little more normal."
Of course I have, just to liven up the atmosphere......
"So, you draw a Santa Claus on the blackboard, don't draw the nose, and then find a classmate, blindfold, walk to the blackboard and draw the nose."
Xiao Zhang thought about it after hearing this, nodded again, and said, "Then let's do it, I'll draw first, and then you are ready to prepare, and you will be the first to come." ”
"Oh......"
Everything was ready, I closed my eyes, and was protected by Xiao Zhang in front of the podium for ten turns (or maybe to take revenge), and just wanted to open it, I was immediately "picked" by Xiao Zhang's big hand.
"Teacher, if you tap it, your eyeballs are about to be plucked out."
"Don't talk nonsense."
Then, the teacher called for help from Dazhi and led me to the blackboard.
After a series of careful calculations, with my super memory, I drew a circle on the blackboard with great confidence, and before I could continue to draw two nostrils, the audience was already laughing.
I withstood the tremendous pressure and added two lines underneath the circle, and the "repercussions" became stronger......
When Zhang withdrew, I rubbed my eyes hard, only to realize that I had "painted the poor Santa Claus to death".
The circle was just above the old man's head, and the two lines added behind it happened to be the two beams of light under the circle.
Maybe Xiao Zhang wanted to say something to me, but he was so ridiculous that he cramped, and only made a gesture to let me go back to my seat.
I couldn't laugh myself, looking at those mocking faces, my heart was sour, what did I do with this broken idea when I was full?
When I returned to my seat, I saw that Lan Yuxuan couldn't laugh breathlessly, so I wanted to say a few words to her, but as soon as I said the word "you", I swallowed the next words back.
Lan Yuxuan may have forgotten that there is still a "cold war" between us, and took the opportunity to breathe and say: "You are really ...... Stupid, haha, laughing at me. ”
Listening to her words, I didn't feel so sad, and even laughed embarrassedly.
"Is there any challenge to painting a nose? Come to the front. ”
I don't know if they are too confident, or if they are thick-skinned, many students are eager to try it all of a sudden, so Xiao Zhang happily sent them to the podium one by one according to his own preferences, watching them continue to make a fool of themselves. The students were very happy, both drawing and watching.
I'm worried, smiling so unscrupulously, if the teaching director passes by the corridor, it will definitely be enough for Xiao Zhang to drink a pot.
It's just that every time a classmate finishes drawing, Lan Yuxuan can't hide her smile, and sometimes she will subconsciously pat me on the shoulder, I feel that the "38 line" between us has disappeared, so it seems that my idea is not too bad.