Chapter 105: Internet Addicted Women
A few years ago, Qin Xiaojin was finally going to start business and was invited to participate in the recording of the Spring Festival Gala of a satellite TV.
This is the result of negotiations with Xiang Qing, and it is also thanks to Gong Yi's concession.
Satellite TV originally invited Gong Yi, and Gong Yi learned that Xiang Qing was contacting the program team, so he said that he had accepted the performance of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and couldn't leave. In fact, the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is a live broadcast, and the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is a recorded broadcast, and there is no conflict in terms of time and itinerary, but for the sake of Ozu, Gong Yi not only has to give up the opportunity, but also promotes Xiang Qing to talk about this performance.
Fortunately, because the binding of Xiao Zhan created a series of marketing effects, Qin Xiaojin also had some fame, so the dust settled.
Qin Xiaojin was about to set off to record the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala, Gong Yi was not at ease, and made a special call.
On the phone, Gong Yi smiled and instructed: "Ozu, you can't go on stage this time!" ”
Qin Xiaojin laughed: "No, Brother Gong Yi ......"
There was a sound of footsteps on the stairs, Qin Xiaojin looked up, and as far as his eyes could see, Bai He was walking down the stairs.
Qin Xiaojin's ears reverberated with the words that Bai He once said: "Brother Gong Yi, what is this name?" Don't you think it's too much for a big man to call another big man 'Brother Gong Yi'? ”
Qin Xiaojin swallowed the word "brother".
On the other end of the phone, Gong Yi's voice called: "Ozu, Ozu...... Are you listening on the phone? ”
Qin Xiaojin cleared his throat and said loudly: "Gong Yi, don't worry, if I signed the performance contract, if I slip away before recording, won't I pay liquidated damages?" I'm not that irresponsible, Gong Yi! ”
Bai He walked to the dining table, grabbed the kettle on the table and poured himself a glass of water, and glanced at Qin Xiaojin strangely: Can you use such a loud voice to make a phone call? It's not the kind of aunt who goes to the market to buy vegetables.
Qin Xiaojin accepted the phone, poured himself a glass of water, and said, "Did you just hear me shouting Gong Yi?" ”
"So loud, I don't know that I think the person who answered the phone is deaf!" Bai He drank the water and said incredulously.
"You're not deaf, are you?" Qin Xiaojin also took a sip of water.
"What do you say?" Bai He glanced at Qin Xiaojin, not knowing what kind of tricks he was going to do with his provocative words.
Qin Xiaojin said with a little flattery: "I called him Gong Yi!" ”
"Don't call him Gong Yi, do you call him Mu Yi?" This person is really boring, Bai He muttered in his heart, and raised his feet upstairs.
Qin Xiaojin looked at Bai He's back and frowned: Is this woman so dull? Is it so unobservant? I didn't realize that he had omitted the word "brother".
Seeing that Bai He was about to go upstairs, Qin Xiaojin hurriedly said, "I'm hungry!" ”
Bai He paused, turned around, frowned and said, "It's so late, you want to eat supper again?" ”
No, her full attendance! Cook a supper, it's going to be a stop today!
"I'm leaving tomorrow." Qin Xiaojin said with some pity.
That's the reason again! Bai He twitched the corners of his mouth, very reluctant, but his feet were already walking towards the kitchen.
Three times five divided by two, Qin Xiaojin put a bowl of tomato egg noodles in front of him.
"Mr. Qin, you eat slowly, if you don't want to wash the dishes, it doesn't matter, just leave it after eating, I will come down and wash it." Bai He said that he was in a hurry to rush upstairs, and if he acted quickly, it was not impossible to complete the update before twelve o'clock.
However, before she could walk out of the dining room, Qin Xiaojin stopped her and said, "Chang Su will accompany me to eat every time I finish making supper." ”
Bai He was so anxious that he could only say, "Oh, okay, I'll help you wake up Chang Su when I go upstairs." ”
Qin Xiaojin: "......"
Taking advantage of the moment when Qin Xiaojin was stunned, Bai He pushed him away and rushed upstairs.
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Bai He had just sat down in front of the computer, Qin Xiaojin pushed open the door with the bowl of tomato and egg noodles, Bai He hurriedly closed the laptop and stood up, and said in annoyance: "Mr. Qin, what are you doing?" This is the bedroom, it's where I sleep, how can you come in for a supper? ”
Qin Xiaojin walked straight in with a straight face, and with a light hook of his foot, the door closed automatically.
He walked to the table and put it down, took a chair and sat down, and said, "Can't you eat supper in the bedroom?" I don't know who asked Chang Su to send three meals a day to the bedroom every day some time ago, just like eating confinement meals. ”
Qin Xiaojin said, already eating egg noodles very elegantly.
Bai He bit his lip and looked at this very scoundrel man, and there was nothing he could do about him.
And he raised his head very gentlemanly, knocked on the table, and said with a smile: "Miss Bai, you sit!" ”
Bai He sat down with annoyance.
Qin Xiaojin said again: "If you want to play with the computer, you can play, so that there will be someone to eat supper with me, and someone will accompany you to play the computer, killing two birds with one stone." ”
Bai He rolled his eyes and muttered, "Who wants you to accompany you?" ”
"You." Qin Xiaozu replied seriously.
After Bai He rolled his eyes a hundred times in his heart, Qin Xiaojin finally finished eating a bowl of noodles, he put down his chopsticks, sat up straight, looked at Bai He, and said with a smile: "Miss Bai doesn't play with the computer anymore?" That's right, as an adult, you play with the computer every day, what role model do you give to your children? Fortunately, the two children's surnames are Qin, not with you, otherwise the mother is already an Internet addict woman, and it is difficult to ensure that the children do not follow the bad ......"
White Lotus: "......"
Unable to help but feel dizzy, Bai He took a deep breath and interrupted Qin Xiaojin: "Mr. Qin, I'm not an Internet addict woman!" ”
Qin Xiaojin nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, women of your age have aged their bodies, but their hearts are still girlish, they like pink, hair loss, they love to go to Taobao, and they even eat ice cream with red dates, and they are called 'middle-aged girls'......"
Qin Xiaojin glanced at the pink pajamas on Bai He's body with disgust, his slender fingers stroked the laptop and picked up a long hair loss, he shook his head and said sarcastically: "You are not an Internet addict woman, you are an Internet addicted middle-aged girl." ”
Bai He thought that if he was a puffer fish at this time, he should have blown up, right?
But she's not a pufferfish, she's a white lotus.
She soothed all the anger in her heart, got up and walked in front of Qin Xiaojin, with a top-down perspective, gave Qin Xiaojin a standard smirk, and said: "Since Mr. Qin has studied middle-aged girls so much, he should know that middle-aged girls also have a distinctive feature that they like sweet meat, and they want to fall in love with Xiao Xianrou!" ”
When it was too late, Bai He picked up Qin Xiaojin's face and gnawed heavily on his lips.
Between lightning and fire, everything is nothing.
A thought popped up in Qin Xiaojin's blank mind: The lips of a middle-aged girl are sweet!
When he came back to his senses, he was thrown out of the room by Bai He.
The door has been mercilessly shut.
Facing the closed door, Qin Xiaojin touched his lips and smiled embarrassedly. He said to the people inside the door: "I will be back soon after recording the Spring Festival Gala." ”
Tut-tut, hope you never come back!
Bai He scolded in her heart and opened the laptop, almost crying when she saw the time: it was already twelve o'clock, and she missed the day's update!
Bai He reached out and ruffled her hair irritably, turning her head into a chicken nest, and she wanted to cry even more: several long strands of hair fell from the keyboard......