Before the alarm went off, I was urged to get up by Gu Shang, although I was unhappy, but this little thing was not enough to go to my parents to complain.

I rubbed my eyes and got up to look for my mother, only to find that we were the only ones left in the house, and when I saw the change on the table, I understood why he tossed me so early.

"What do you want to eat in a moment?"

"Hmm...... Let's eat soy milk fritters. ”

"Okay, I'll take the rest of the money."

"Huh? How much are you going to take? ”

"It's not much, I'll have to pay for it myself."

"Oh......"

I always feel that I have been deceived, in my impression, Gu Shang is not such a kind person!

But it doesn't matter, anyway, there aren't many places to spend money on weekdays, so it's really not good, it's a big deal to rub the brothers. (Don't worry, I won't do this unless I have to, please continue to be friends with me!) Huh? Don't go.)

Fried dough sticks with soy milk are delicious and healthy!

In a health program before, I heard relevant experts say that fritters are very unhealthy, because there is too much oil, they may be reused, and they contain high lead and have a risk of causing cancer.

I was very afraid when I heard it, fried dough sticks, not to mention every three or five times, I always have to eat that once a week, I must have been deeply poisoned, and it is likely that I will die soon.

In order not to let this bad news disturb my peaceful and orderly happy life, I decided not to watch health shows again!

Coincidentally, I really met the person who asked the boss when buying fritters, "Is it freshly poured oil", "Add or not", I think he just has a brain, of course the boss said that the fritters are healthy, otherwise who else sell them to, so the answer that person got was meaningless, either convince himself that "it's okay to eat", or simply don't eat it.

This kind of thing may also be divided into age groups, it doesn't matter if you're older, I've eaten it for so many years, and I haven't seen anyone who eats fritters because of it, and at that time I wanted to eat what I didn't eat, digging potatoes every day, and buying fat meat during the New Year, just to be able to produce some oil......

Most of the young friends have not experienced poverty, so they will be more delicate, after all, the flowers are still blooming, and they will be frightened when they see dark clouds or do not see the sun.

Take this opportunity to complain about those friends who listen to the words of "relevant experts" as shocking words, it is a good thing to spare your life, but you don't need to be overly obsessed, there are pollutants floating everywhere in the air, don't you breathe?

Going a little further, I continue to tell you about my accident, oh no, it's the story.

After cleaning up, it was still early, but I thought that if there was a long queue, it would be unsuccessful, so I didn't delay much.

There weren't many people buying fritters today, and it soon came to me. After getting the fritters, I got some shredded pickles, held a small plate, and prepared to go inside to find the big seat.

In the process of searching, I discovered the "New World": it actually provided free napkins!

I really want to come to anything, I used to eat at home, and I didn't have to think about wiping my hands and mouth, but today is special, and I thought I had to use my oily hands to turn over my schoolbag.

With this discovery, the mood can't help but be a little more beautiful, and I feel that today's fritters dipped in soy milk are particularly fragrant! Even the pickles have the taste of grandma!

After a full meal, I walked to school and drove away all the people who came to urge me, and I must not exercise vigorously after the meal, otherwise I will get gastroenteritis! (hmm...... Did you notice anything...... ）

When I was about to get to the door of the office, I saw Lan Yuxuan coming out of it with a stack of papers, I wanted to stop her, but I hesitated, helping her get things is still secondary, what can I do if I am urged?

At this time, Lan Yuxuan almost collided with a classmate who had just turned over, which scared her and scared her, and a few copies of the paper fell, but fortunately, she was on duty early, and the ground was already dry.

The classmate apologized and helped Lan Yuxuan pick up the papers, and I laughed next to me without saying a word, because, I also want to this "young" little girl!

The specific plan was like this, I pretended to be late, "accidentally" bumped her from behind, and when the roll was about to take off, I grabbed her, and then said handsomely: "Girl, it's okay." ”

Well! That's it!

Since this project has a track record of failure, I first put my bag on my back to make sure it wouldn't be disturbed, and then, when Lan Yuxuan turned the corner, I started to act.

"Ahh

"Yes, yes, yes, sorry!"

"It's annoying!"

Before I explain this conversation to you, let me give you a brief overview of what I did:

Like last time, I designed it perfectly, and the result was the same, completely unexpected to me, she originally held the roll with both hands, she didn't know what to smoke crazy, and changed to the left hand to hold the roll, which I didn't know, and I was afraid that I would reach out too slowly, and the roll would fall first, so I stretched out my hand in advance......

Now explain that conversation.

I was worried that Lan Yuxuan's small body couldn't help but bump me, so I deliberately controlled my strength, and that "soft" "ah" came from here.

If you haven't guessed it, it means that you are just watching, and the picture of that time is not presented in your mind.

After a series of operations, I successfully "attacked" to the place where the girls stood out more than the boys, if you ask me how I feel, except for the soft and slightly hard, there is nothing more profound to experience, after all, I didn't have to use force, I don't have to worry about her unsteady, so I quickly withdrew, so the process is very short, so I'm not the kind of bastard BT.

Oh yes, before "really annoying", there are two onomatopoeia, "whoa" and "pop", this is very easy to understand, Lan Yuxuan holds the scroll with one hand, even if my strength is small, she can't hold it steadily, so half of the scroll fell off, and the remaining half was thrown on my face.

Fortunately, this process was carried out almost at the same time as the class bell, and I am even more glad that no students were late at this level, which avoided a lot of unnecessary trouble.

I didn't take the embarrassing surprise vividly, but quickly packed up the papers, pulled Lan Yuxuan and ran into the classroom.

In the first class, Lan Yuxuan was a little depressed, I didn't dare to look at it more, and I didn't say anything, I believe that at this time, silence is golden.

After class, I helped Lan Yuxuan hair curls, firstly, she may not be so familiar with some of the classmates in the class, and secondly, to alleviate my sins.

", Yangzi, you have a low enough!"

"Huh? No, at least I can write ...... silently."

"I'm rubbing, you essay 0 points! Really NB! ”

"What's that?"

Hearing this thunderbolt on a sunny day, I was instantly not calm, and in the surprised or ridiculed eyes of my classmates, I tried to recall yesterday's composition.

It doesn't seem to be so tender, and even when I think of my beautiful words, the corners of my mouth unconsciously show a smile, but then I reacted, now is not the time for narcissism, I have to see if Lao Mao is playing with me!

"Hurry up and get it."

"Next class, next class."

"Hair down, hurry up!"

"You let me appreciate it."

During the fight, I inadvertently glanced at Lan Yuxuan, and she finally broke the "tears" into laughter, and I felt less uncomfortable.