My master is poisonous

Since worshipping Tan Fang as a teacher, I have been taught by my sister for three days, Tan Fang has a good reputation even in the whole Zhao, but in the eyes of my sister, he is disrespectful to the old, because the master he takes me every day to kick the restaurant or drink big wine, or takes me to participate in various blind date banquets in disguise, and there is also a time to take me to the Qinglou in the blue sky and day, and was caught on the spot by my sister and Xiaolian to buy goods, and my sister almost didn't pump me after I took me home, so I naturally had to dump the pot on Tan Fang, can't let the image of a good sister that she has worked so hard to build be shattered.

Since the day of the fight, I have been restricted from going out, Tan Fang is the number one blacklist of "Chang'e's Secret", my poor master took great pains to get in touch with me, so he almost dressed up as a woman and mixed in, no matter what the scheme, he was killed by his sister, and he stopped a few days later, only I know that the old man must be holding back his big move.

In the past few days in the store, I have upgraded some other businesses, made a shaping milkshake window, the ladies have finished their faces, and they can also drink a milkshake, there is no blender here so manual operation, making the milkshake more expensive, the production limit is twenty cups a day, but I didn't expect that the income of the milkshake became a large part later, Liu Yuan directly bought the breakfast shop next door, and after redecorating it was changed to "Chang'e milkshake shop", Xiaolian has been the leader of the milkshake shop since then.

I remembered that I hadn't seen Lu Yan for a long time, but he had been busy, and he didn't come to the store anymore, knowing that we didn't like to go to Mo Lao's house, so he was angry. And the old urchin master seems to have given up looking for me these days, and it has become even more boring for a while.

"Ding'er, you help me take care of the milkshake shop, I'll go and buy some fruit and come back" Xiaolian took off her apron and handed it to me.

"Ah, didn't they all ask Xiaomeng to buy it before?" I put down the Book of Poetry, and I didn't read a word just now anyway, all in the fugue space.

"Oh, Xiaomeng, they were helping out at the rouge shop today, so they couldn't come," Xiaolian lowered her head and changed into embroidered shoes.

"Okay, then you go early and come back early" Actually, I don't need to do anything to see the store, just keep an eye on it, and there will be someone in charge of squeezing juice and the like.

"Hello~~, please give me a banana milkshake~~, thank you~~"

"I'll go, this voice has its own demonic aura" I was wondering who was so loud, I almost didn't poke my eyes when I looked up, my master really dressed up as an old lady and ran over to buy a milkshake, and there was no silver three hundred taels around a veil here, please I saw a beard poking out from under the veil three meters away, okay?

I couldn't laugh or cry, there was already a little guy over there who had heard the rumors and went to squeeze juice.

"Master, what are you doing? Is it toxic? "I wanted to educate him with righteous words, but the picture was too spicy and had to be avoided.

"It's not for you, an unfilial apprentice, your master and I have sacrificed a lot", the old woman" stared at the beautiful eyes with peach-colored eyeshadow, and directly vomited the little girl who came to deliver the milkshake.

Ahh

"What are you doing here, my sister said you can't be within ten meters of me, or she'll send me home" I don't want to go back.

"Isn't that a teacher who misses you too much? Look at the fact that he has lost a lot of weight for his teacher in the past few days," Tan Fang lifted his veil, trying his best to prove to me that his face had lost weight.

Spicy eyes, "You hurry up and put the curtain down for me", I turned my head and couldn't bear to look at it.

"You're here to show me this? What kind of hatred do you have against me, and you want to torture me like this? ”

After knowing Tan Fang for a long time, you will find that he is actually an old child, I am not used to being unruly with him, and he doesn't mind me like this, so it is a lot more comfortable to get along with him.

"No, the main thing is to see if your sister's precautions against you have decreased" Tan Fang looked around cautiously.

"Guard against me? Big brother, help, my sister is guarding against you, okay? "My sister has said that all Allah's shop Tan Fang and dogs are not allowed to enter, do you know what to do?"

"Presumptuous, I am your master, are you so deceitful to destroy your ancestors?" Tan Fang couldn't do it, he lifted the veil to breathe and put it down.

I shrugged my shoulders, after all, I was old and didn't want to him off.

"Then you've seen it, there's nothing to do, I'll look at the store."

"What kind of store are you looking at, the master will take you to see the world," Tan Fang raised his eyebrows obscenely.

This is a great writer in the eyes of everyone, a great Confucian, he is clearly an old pervert, no wonder my sister is worried that I will follow him.

"You can see the world yourself, I told you to look at the store, Xiaolian went to buy the goods, and no one in the store couldn't do it" I pushed the old man impatiently.

"Sister Xiaolian has gone to stock?" Tan Fang looked puzzled, since he became my master, he has a good relationship with his sister, Zhubei, and Xiaolian, in order to narrow the distance between him and them, he always takes a sister at a time, which is very shameless, but after the last time he caught the bag, his sister gradually distanced herself from him, and drew the same boundary between him and jackals, tigers and leopards.

"Hey, you're forty or fifty years older than others, can you pay attention to your proportions?"

"Isn't this kind, it's normal for elders to care for their juniors," Tan Fang argued.

"Oh well, then you can go now" I really can't talk to the master anymore, I have a cold on the back of my neck, I don't feel good, it's very likely that my sister is on her way here.

"But I clearly saw Xiaolian girl just now~ cough Xiaolian girl and a man, it looks like they are dating, right" Tan Fang broke out a shocking news.

"What? Really? "I grabbed Tan Fang.

"Really, I didn't see the man's face, just a back, but Sister Xiaolian~ Oh, I can see Miss Xiaolian's face clearly." Tan Fang looked affirmative.

Could it be that this little girl is secretly in love behind everyone's back? also lied to me that I was buying goods and asked me to help her look at the store, which is not authentic.

...... Oops, Mamma Mia, I hurriedly jumped back to the counter, took a milkshake on the side and handed it to Tan Fang, Tan Fang didn't react, and kept asking me what was wrong.

"Sister, my sister is here, you hurry up, otherwise I will also cause you trouble" I urged him.

Tan Fang took the milkshake when he heard this, gathered the veil, nodded at me, turned around and twisted his waist and left.

"Good drink, come back again," I smiled and greeted Tan Fang's back.

"Sister", my sister looked at me with a look of relief.

"Hey, sister, why are you here?" I pretended to have just found out, and before I knew it, my acting skills were getting better and better.

"The rouge is better, so I'll come and see you," my sister smiled and helped me brush my hair that hung down on my chest to the back.

Well, it must have been too hard to jump in and out just now.

"Where's Xiaolian?" My sister looked around suspiciously, and found that no one was found.

"Xiaolian, she went to stock," I didn't tell my sister about Xiaolian's possible date.

"Strange, didn't Xiaomeng just buy it yesterday? Why are you going to stock again? Is business good today? ”

"I don't know about this, it should be, I really didn't see it in the morning."

My sister nodded, "Okay, then you stay well, come over when you're tired, the little guy here is also busy." ”

"Okay, I know," I nodded, watching my sister leave.

began to think, Xiaolian, who is she in love with? There's nothing you can't say after talking, sooner or later there will be a day when you know, why hide it from us, I'm a little puzzled, but since she doesn't want others to know, then I'll pretend not to know.

When she came back, it was already an hour later, carrying a basket of fruits, you must know that every time the milkshake shop buys goods, it is pulled by a flatbed truck, and a basket of fruits can not be used for half an hour, and it is obvious that Xiaolian's expression is happy, and she is a woman immersed in love. Look closely, it seems that there is a new jade hairpin on the head, and when you look at the taste, you will know that it is a straight man who will buy it, if the master doesn't find out and tell me, all of us are afraid that we will not notice, after all, Xiaolian is too well-behaved, and she doesn't like to talk, and her sense of presence is really low.

"Since you're back, then I'll go find my sister" I took the poem and said goodbye to Xiaolian.

"Okay, I'm sorry for you today" Xiaolian smiled sweetly.

I looked at her suspiciously, left the milkshake shop, and met Xiaomeng on the way to the rouge shop.

"Little dream, how is the male customer of our milkshake shop?"

Xiaomeng didn't know why I asked this, and he didn't react for a while.

I had no choice but to continue to explain, "I want to investigate the taste needs of male customers for milkshakes, and you know that there are many men who buy skin care products now, so as long as there is the right taste, men will also drink milkshakes."

"Oh, oh, oh, I want to think about it," Xiaomeng began to recall.

After a while, "There are indeed fewer men, and most of them are bought for children or ladies, if you come alone to buy it, it means that a son came to buy it a few days ago, and it happened to be received by Sister Xiaolian, you might as well ask her" Xiaomeng suggested.

"I will, so can you remember what the boy who bought the milkshake looked like?"

"E~~ tall, quite handsome, looks polite, and holds a fan" Xiaomeng described cutely.

"Okay, I know, you go get busy", it seems to be the man, but Xiaomeng doesn't know who the person is, the person described in this way, grabbed a handful, all over the street, I definitely can't ask Xiaolian directly, I'm afraid that I will startle the snake, but this kid behind this, I will catch it sooner or later, but any righteous man and gentleman will not hide it, and if you fall in love, it is also a guarantee to the other party, what if you let Xiaolian suffer.

That night, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, I was dressed in black, and I also carried a bottle of peach blossom brew stolen from Lu Yan in my arms, and hid it in the night.

Zhengyuan Pavilion:

"Open the door, old man," I slammed the door with my bottle.

"What bastard, who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night?" There was the sound of impatient swearing and squirming to get dressed.

"It's your unparalleled apprentice, Tang Bohu," I squatted in the corner and whispered.

"Ah, Bohu, open the door immediately for the teacher" The old man woke up, and he also heard my voice, and learned to whisper to me.

"Why are you here at night?" The old man opened the door with his armpits.

"I've got something good for you, you see," I said, taking out the wine and dangling it in front of his eyes.

"You kid has a conscience, but why do you drink so much in the middle of the night," the old man was still a little impatient.

"Ah, I'm looking for you for something, I don't worry about Xiaolian, I want you to help me investigate, who is that man?"

"That's it? It's worth getting up in the middle of the night to find me, uh~ You came in through the backyard dog hole again, right? "Tan Fang saw that there was a little dust on my body, and his heart was relieved.

"That's right, it's farther to the main door, and it's so late, I'm afraid of noisy others" I looked calm, I didn't feel anything wrong at all, anyway, Zhengyuan Pavilion didn't have a dog, it was clean.

"You kid, you are still a literati, you are so informal, I really appreciate you for the teacher....." Tan Fang laughed.

I glanced at him and scolded in my heart for "snake spirit disease".

"It's all here, have a drink with the teacher?" Tan Fang picked up the wine I put on the table, smelled it, and sighed, "Ah, what a wine."

"If you don't drink it, if you drink it again and my sister finds out, I'll die, you can keep it and drink it, but don't drink it now, it's so late, what to drink, rest early when you're old" I finished speaking, and got up and left ruthlessly.

"What a scoundrel! Hey~~ Still drilling dog holes? Go to the gate, send you out for the teacher" Tan Fang shouted behind him.

"Don't bother, remember to check it for me......" I crawled out of the dog hole and went back to the rouge shop.

Who knew that when I got to the backyard, I found that a carriage was parked, it was Lu Yan's carriage.

"Lu Yan?" I whispered.

Hearing this, the corner of the curtain was lifted, and Lu Yan came out.

"It's really you, why did you come here in the middle of the night" I patted my chest, I was really a little scared, this midnight, the moon is dark and the wind is high on the night of murder.

"It's so late, where did you come from?" Lu Yan looked at me for a long time.

"Me, I'm going to my master, there's something wrong, hey, you can't tell my sister," I reminded.

Lu Yan shook his head mercilessly, saying no.

"Why?" I don't understand.

"Ding Er's idea has become bigger and bigger recently, and he still runs out so late at night, it's nothing to lose, but if something happens, what are you going to do?" Lu Yan was very serious.

"Well, I couldn't have done it so late, my sister has been watching it more strictly, I need the master's help with something, so I can only sneak out, this kind of thing can't have a second time, and I don't dare to be lucky" I sincerely promised.

"You, fortunately, it's a woman, if it's really a man, it's really embarrassing to beg for mercy" Lu Yan glanced at me with disdain.

I was not convinced, and said, "Hey, I'm a big husband who can bend and stretch well."

"You can't be so reckless next time, you know?" Lu Yan pinched the bridge of his nose and looked a little tired.

"Are you here for this?" I was a little moved, I guess it was Lu San who reported my whereabouts to him.

Lu Yan didn't answer, just nodded.

I was so touched that I gave him a hug, and he was stunned at first, then hugged me back, put his head on my shoulder, and snuggled quietly.

"In the future, you will be busy with you, I am not a child, I have my own way of doing things, safety first, you see that I have the baby that my godfather gave me" I took out the yin and yang and handed it to Lu Yan.

"Okay, this matter is over, but how can I still hear that someone is still shopping in the Qinglou during the day? It seems that Ding'er, a fake man, is more competent than me, a real man? Lu Yan looked at me strangely.

"I heard, I heard, who did you listen to? This kind of thing is a word, the authenticity is less than a little, let me tell you, Lu San's kid is wilted, maybe he is going to the Qinglou by himself, for fear that you will find out and slander me, my master's character is the golden sign of Dongchi Kingdom, we were just passing by that day, what is it that such a big street passing by" I looked calm.

Lu Yan naturally didn't believe it, and looked suspicious.

"If you don't believe it, then you call Lu San to come out, and I'll confront him" I preemptively planned to make a rake.

Lu Yan nodded and said yes, and then Lu San never knew which tree appeared in front of me ghostly.

Lu Yan looked at him and signaled, then stepped aside and waited to watch the show.

"Ahem, by the way, Zhubei is almost fifteen, it's time for her to see her in-laws seriously, right? Lu San? I whispered in a voice that could only be heard by two people.

Lu San's face immediately exploded into the color of pig liver, with an expression that he would rather die than give in, but he had to give in, there is no way, for the sake of my safe life, I can only sacrifice you, Lu San! I mourn in my heart for you and confess my sins to you.

Ay! This kind of dumping thing is getting easier and easier for me to do, famous teachers are high apprentices, thank you to my master.

Finally, after a long time, Lu San sighed and said, "Maybe my subordinates are wrong."

"Haha, I'll tell you, I didn't" I looked at Lu Yan proudly, and then kindly patted Lu San's shoulder, and the kid turned sideways awkwardly.

"Ding Er's good means, even Lu San has been subdued by you" Lu Yan chuckled.

"Childe, I ......" Lu San was entangled.

Lu Yan waved his hand, signaling that it was okay, and Lu San hid in the tree again, and scolded Tian Ding in his heart before leaving.