The years passed in a hurry

The ruthless years laughed at me stupidly

Never forget where your dreams are

That year, when the love was at the beginning

……

"Classmates be quiet. ”

Strangely, the noise of the classroom didn't wake me up, but the familiar sound made me try to open my eyes.

"Gu Yang, wake up, wake up, wipe your saliva, it's the third year of junior high school, and I don't know how to hurry up."

"Oh......"

My name is Gu Yang, the ancient who shook the ancient and the present, and the Yang who is famous all over the world, maybe my parents think so, but I don't have the ambition to be so young.

So on the first day of school, I was as mechanical as I had been in previous years.

After simply wiping the table and chairs, I fell asleep without even a tablecloth, maybe I like the smooth feeling.

It was Xiao Zhou who woke me up, my homeroom teacher and my big brother, but I hated him for "killing me to show other classmates".

"Introduce you to a very good new classmate, come, come in and say hello to everyone."

New classmates? Why are there still transfer students in the third year of junior high school?

It's not very scientific, but it doesn't matter, no one can stop me from conquering the world anyway.

"Yangtze, look at hey."

The one who turned around and called me was Lao Mao, whose real name was Zhu Haoyu, and he sounded more domineering than me, so he had to be nicknamed. This product is my good brother who has been in the same class for eight years, and it's annoying to think about it.

Lao Mao asked me to see a little girl who had just stepped onto the podium, wearing a blue-collar Japanese sailor suit, setting off her white and slender neck, and wearing a blue half-length skirt that matched the color of the collar very well, like a girl in a comic.

It was supposed to be the uniform of a certain middle school, but I couldn't see the logo on her chest clearly.

Uncle, it's much better than ours!

"Hello everyone, my name is Lan Yuxuan, please take care of me in the future."

"Everyone is welcome!"

Syllable...... The applause was warm, but I'm sorry, I didn't choose to lie down unkindly, because I had seen Zhou Gong's chessboard and the expectation in his eyes.

"You sit there first."

"Well, thank you, teacher."

"Yangzi, don't sleep, beauty."

Half-asleep, I didn't bother with the guy who hadn't seen the world.

"Alas, let the pig arch."

The answer is Haitao, who is also my classmate's friend for eight years, and you will find out in the future that Ya is a strange man who loves to eat more than me, and can eat a marathon.

I didn't understand Haitao's words at first, until I sensed a powerful force...... Well...... It seems that there is some incense sandwiched between them...... In short, when this inexplicable air flow hit me, I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized:

It's the rhythm of sitting next to me......

"It's over! Something is going to happen! Huh? Your uncle, buddy is a human! And it could be God! ”

"Gu Yang, don't be poor, you will take care of your new classmates more in life in the future."

"Wait...... Wait a minute, teacher. ”

"What's wrong?"

Hmph, since you can't get along with me, there's no need to hide that genius.

"Teacher, this chair is broken."

The little girl was stunned, her eyes full of wonder and panic!

That's what you want!

Now that the counterattack has worked, I have to add fire!

"And look, there is heating in the back, and on this hot day, I'm afraid that other girls won't be able to bear it."

Well-reasoned and thoughtful!

Hehe, you must think I succeeded, yes, buddy won, but only for a few seconds......

Xiao Zhou, who made me smile full of sincerity at the corner of his mouth, actually asked Lao Tzu to run to the storage room to move the chair after saying "don't talk nonsense......

Fortunately, I was thinking about the event, otherwise I would definitely not be done with him!

If I had been on the road for a while, I would have spent a little more time on the road, but I couldn't bear to think of a terrible girl sitting in my seat, flipping through my extracurricular books, eating crispy noodles from the hole in my desk, drinking my wahaha, and even lying on my desk drooling, dreaming dreams that I had never dreamed of!

So I quickly returned to the classroom and found that she was honestly leaning against the heater with her backhand, looking quite ladylike, and I was relieved and began to look at this girl seriously.

Her hair was slightly yellow, I don't know if she was dyed or born malnourished, her long ponytail was "docile" on her shoulders, her skin was like clotted fat, her collar was like a grub, her head was like a moth, and her beautiful eyes were squinting, just like depicted in the Book of Songs.

And after I made eye contact with her pure and sly eyes, there was a nervous feeling that the treasure had been discovered......

"You...... What do you want to do? ”

"It's okay, thank you for helping me move the chair."

"Oh......"

She leaned over and wanted to take the chair, but as a gentleman, of course, I couldn't let her "get away", so I put the chair in front of the desk in a regular manner, just a little away from me, otherwise it would be inconvenient to sleep.

"I've wiped the chair for you, so let's do it first, give, this is a freshly washed table cover, you use it first."

"Oh, thank you so much!"

Of course I'm not such a kind person, but I bought her first, and tried to help me let go of the wind or something later!

Alas, I'm really a genius~

"Gu Yang, put the bad chair in my office in a moment."

I'll just ...... Why didn't you fart sooner!

"Okay~"

"Okay, let's prepare first, gather in the playground immediately after listening to the bell, and don't forget to help the girls move chairs."

Maybe it's because of the approaching high school entrance examination, there is a lot of homework in the summer vacation, which caused me to make up for three days and three nights, and now my mental state is on the verge of collapse.

So I don't care about anything, sleep is the most important thing!

Bell......

"Gu Yang, hey, let's go."

"Don't make a fuss, I'll sleep a little longer."

"Damn, you pig, the chair helped you move it down."

"Thank you."

"Haitao, are you going to move that?"

"Get out, don't grab me."

"It's okay, I'll just move it myself."

"Hey, you're welcome, eh? Old Mao, you ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, move on and leave."

"Your uncle!"

Alas, it's annoying, listening to them making a lot of noise for me.

Later, I felt like a mermaid, the beautiful one, swimming around the sea carefree.

But when I was at my most excited, a nasty guy dragged me out.

Let go of that mermaid!

"Don't you see everyone else going down? You're still sleeping here, leaving me to sweep the floor after school! ”

"Oh." If it weren't for your little bit of homework, would I have done this? (-Passerby Jia: No!) - Passerby me: That's right! ）

Fortunately, there were no traces of "sea water" on the table......

"Huh? Why didn't you go down? ”

"I just went to the bathroom and came back to put my stuff."

"Oh, then let Gu Yang take you down."

"Oh good."

What a yarn, do I agree? Why do you want to find me when you lead the way? Is it easy to use it with me?

"Thank you today, I'll wash the table cover and return it to you."

"Hey, no, it's all a trifle."

"I saw that when the teacher said he was going to punish you, why were you so calm."

"Huh? So what's not? ”

"Shouldn't you be surprised?"

"Surprised, do you know what the most terrifying but powerful skill is in this life?"

"I don't know."

"It's a 'habit', if you have made one thing or something into a habit, then congratulations, 'that thing' has become a fart in your eyes......"

"Uh...... It seems to make sense, but it's a little disgusting. ”

"Well, it's good if you get used to it."

"Let's introduce myself again, my name is Lan Yuxuan, and I transferred from other provinces."

"I know."

"Huh? You know? ”

"Isn't that written?" I didn't mean to look at her chest, I was just curious about where she came from.

"Oh, no wonder. What about you? ”

"Gu Yang."

"What a weird name......"

......: "Which of us has a strange name, eldest sister!"

"By the way, don't you have to move a chair?"

"Didn't Haitao help me move?"

"I didn't have the bother to ask, wasn't that chair broken?"

“……”

Depend on~