Somewhere in the Endless Void, in a magnificent palace adorned with dazzling stars as gemstones, in a room with a 'Personnel Department' sign.

The three of them put their hands on the ball of light in front of them, their eyes flowing with a surging river of data, and they cooperated with each other, processing personnel transfer information from countless worlds.

One person checks the application form, one person checks the information, and one person approves the result.

Numbered UI999999999999

Outstanding Employee Application

Applicants: Gu Xiaolan, Gu Xiaolan, Gu Xiaolan

Onboarding time: 63 days

Cumulative working hours: 1 minute and 21 seconds

Head of Department: Son of the Director

The surging river of data in the eyes of the three of them suddenly broke off and got stuck.

They looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.

Who is Gu Xiaolan and why are all three applicants her?

After 63 days of employment, the cumulative working time is 81 seconds, and the average daily work is more than one second...

This kind of employee is about to be fired!

Fill out the wrong form!

Finally, the head of the department signed - the son of the director!

The three of them were suddenly thoughtful.

Looking at this signature of Sima Zhao's heart, it is clear that he wants to seek personal gain.

"Eh, do you have any impressions, just a few days ago, the director's son seems to have reported more than a year of annual leave allowance to their department. ”

"I'll knock, it's really fake, more than a year's annual leave allowance?

"emmm, I know about this, I approve it. ”

"The people in the finance department are rusty, aren't they afraid of being fired?"

"It is said that it was reported to the minister, and then to the director, and finally the director approved. ”

The three were silent for a moment.

"Why don't we do the same. ”

"Good. ”

"That's right, even if it is approved, it can't be our approval, let's see what the director says. ”

As a result, a communication was sent to Ms. Lin Ying, Deputy Minister of Taxation and Minister of Personnel.

"It's only been a month!" Ms. Lin Ying said angrily, "This kind of shameless thing can only be done by his son, the black sheep of the herd! It really deserves to be his own birth! If there are more examples of this kind in the future, let's take jujube pills!"

The three employees of the personnel department trembled, and they knew that Ms. Lin Ying was a well-known tough bone in the entire management bureau, and the only big man in the senior management who dared to face the director.

"Let him handle it himself!" Ms. Lin Ying directly forwarded the communication to the director, and by the way, told him about the beautiful thing his son had done this time.

Somewhere far away, beneath the great spectacle of the void, a man and a woman snuggle together.

"What's the matter?" asked the wife with concern.

She also heard Ms. Lin Ying's angry roar on the side.

The director raised his eyebrows and replied: "Gu Yang applied for three excellent employees for Xiaolan. ”

He knew why this was in the blink of an eye, in order to increase Gu Xiaolan's salary by eight times.

He was angry and happy when he thought about it, and the three outstanding employees all reported one person, just like the last time he reported more than a year of annual leave, and TM is a courageous initiative.

"Xiaolan's girl is not easy, approve it. The wife persuaded, "I haven't seen Xiaolan for a long time." ”

"Well, batch. The director nodded, "Xiaolan is indeed not easy. Hmph, if that bastard boy reports himself, I'll break one of his legs. ”

If Gu Yang heard these words here, he would definitely doubt life again.

Gu Xiaolan is not easy?

She has clothes to stretch out her hands and open her mouth, where is it not easy?

Who exactly is biological?

Report three to Gu Xiaolan, batch.

If he reports one himself, he will have to break a leg, so what if he reports three for himself?

"You're too ruthless. The wife chuckled, "How can we pass on the lineage after all the interruptions?" ”

The director turned his face sideways and kissed his wife on the cheek: "You love him." ”

A black hole appeared in the center of the room of the Personnel Department, and the majestic voice of the Director came out of it.

"Batch, but you can't do it again in the future. ”

The black hole disappears.

The three employees of the personnel department are relieved and approved!

The three outstanding employees are all Gu Xiaolan, and the superposition takes effect!

The finance department was stunned when they got this application, and there is still this kind of sassy operation?!

But the director has already spoken personally, and they can only approve it.

Eight times the salary!

8,000 merit points!

...

Cheng Xin drove, and Gu Yang and Gu Xiaolan sat in the back seat.

The time for the sortie has been set for the Vault: eight o'clock tomorrow morning

The goal of the operation was to clear the entire outskirts in two weeks.

The Vault is now guarded by an army of 10,000 people, and the three of them can step out and seduce the monsters and clear some obstacles first.

They came out around 10 a.m., honking their horns the whole time, and there was a sense of arrogance in a game of chicken.

It's already two o'clock in the afternoon, and lunch is a quick hot rice eaten in the car.

The monsters on the road, Gu Yang and Gu Xiaolan didn't interfere at all, they all let Cheng Xin cut it alone, Cheng Xin is now every second and every second, and the mutant monsters that Gu Yang and Gu Xiaolan were embarrassed by at the beginning became pieces in the blink of an eye.

"Hey, Cheng Xin, why are you taking the two of us out?" Gu Yang asked, "Do you call 666?"

Cheng Xin shook his head: "I'm afraid that one person will have an accident, and besides, let you go down and be beaten?"

Gu Xiaolan, who was chasing the drama, raised her head.

"Hahaha, reasonable," she laughed.

There were three people in the car, except for Gu Yang himself, who were all laughing at him.

Gu Yang said with a dark face: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, my Gu Yang is no longer what it used to be, please call me the Great Summoner Gu Yang in the future." ”

Summoning –

Cheng Xin couldn't help but think of the summoning technique that Gu Yang had cast on the hood that day.

Vomit - smelly

"Cheng Xin, how many levels have you played Leo?" asked Gu Yang.

At the mention of the cat Leo, Cheng Xin's face changed, and he muttered quietly.

Gu Yang didn't hear clearly, and asked again: "What is the first level?!"

"The first level..."Cheng Xin's voice was as thin as a mosquito.

This month, he spends an hour every night playing with Leo the cat, and he has become so skilled at dodging traps that he is distressing.

But he keeps getting stuck in the last touch of the flagpole (see Super Mario's end of the game).

His character will be stoned to death if he touches the flagpole, and he will not be able to pass the level without touching the flagpole.

Did he ever wonder if the game would have just one level?

But Cheng Xin already knew that Mao Leo was a spoof game, he wasn't sure if Mao Leo only had one level, and he was embarrassed to ask Gu Yang.

Abuse for one hour a night.

Gu Yang was stunned: "How many lives have you played?"

"2147 times..."Cheng Xin's voice was a little desolate.

Gu Yang's facial muscles were a little uncontrollable...

"Hahahaha..."

Gu Yang held his stomach and swayed from side to side on the lean.

"I'm really laughing to death!Major Cheng Xin, it's just a small game, and I haven't passed the first level after more than 2,000 deaths?" Gu Yang laughed so much that tears flowed out, "If you can't pass, come and ask me!"

Cheng Xin's hand holding the steering wheel was bruised.

Gu Xiaolan held Gu Yang.

"Okay, stop laughing, do you feel too quiet, why is there no sound around you?"