There weren't many people at the ticket office, but the wait was very slow, and Xiao Zhou and I lined up in two separate lines to see who was lucky enough to get there first.

If you think it's not much worse, then you don't know that there is no such distress as "group buying", some people only buy two or three, some people want to buy more than a dozen, and there are ...... like us

What's more, high-quality people like us will count the money first, but some people just start to turn over the schoolbag when they get to the window, turn through the wallet after turning the schoolbag, and start counting the money after turning through the wallet.

My luck has always been very bad, so when Xiao Zhou "crossed the line", there were three complaining uncles and aunts in front of me, and the first one was the kind of person I just mentioned, and he seemed to have to buy a lot of tickets.

I began to worry that Xiao Zhou had to keep a low profile when buying tickets, otherwise the gossip would only be inaudible......

We "escaped" from the strange gaze of the crowd, hoping that everyone would be kind and applaud us for how long it took us to see how many tickets we bought.

"You see there's a map on the back of here, hey, it's easy to recognize the road after a while."

"Don't be a crow's mouth."

"I think we'll split into two teams in a while and see who climbs to the top of the mountain first."

"What did I say when I came? You're a deaf kid, aren't you? Can't you save me peace of mind? ”

I wasn't afraid of Xiao Zhou's obscenity, I just felt a trace of distrust, as a Chinese teacher, haven't you heard of Murong Ba, Murong Ke, Yue Fei, Yue Yun, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu? Huh? It doesn't seem to be necessarily connected...... However, there are more people who have children at the age of fifteen or sixteen! So we are also adults, we also want to be trusted, and we want to be free! We yearn for freedom!

"Teacher, isn't the driver with us?"

"He won't go, for your safety, I'm afraid that I will be tired and affect driving."

"Oh, good man, wouldn't your responsibility be greater?"

"It's good that you know, so be honest with me, and don't make me regret bringing you here."

"No, don't worry!"

The first time I came out to climb the mountain, I must have some excitement, and there is more longing, if I conquer the mountain in front of me, it should be a very proud thing!

After I came back, I was giving some tickets and student ID cards to others, and I heard Xiao Zhou say: "There is a map behind the ticket, maybe the drawing is not very clear, in case I fall behind, and I am too shy to ask passers-by, so I walked back to the gate according to the map, and waited there, did you hear?" ”

Look, isn't it still what I said?

When it was sent to Lan Yuxuan, I couldn't help but open it and take a look.

"Hahaha, your photo is so ugly!"

"You're not annoying, you hate it."

I was smiling when I heard a weak voice say, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet......"

No way! Although Haitao's behavior is a bit like that, this is a good opportunity!

"Eh, Haitao, why did you go earlier? Well, teacher, why don't you take them in first, I'll wait for him here, what do you think? ”

Xiao Zhou wanted to be angry, but he felt helpless, and when he saw Haitao holding his stomach with a panicked look, he sighed.

"Alas...... With a few of you, I'll have to live ten years less...... But just the two of you, arrange a few more people for you, it's not easy to fall behind when there are too many people. ”

"Then ......"

"Okay, except for the few of you who usually stick together, let Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan look at you, I can rest assured with them, in short, you must pay attention to safety, do you hear!"

"Oh......"

Subsequently, Xiao Zhou organized other classmates to check in the tickets, leaving the helpless and excited Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan to spray at me, and me? Of course ignore them!

I'm like a bird flying out of a cage at the moment! Finally free of constraints! Refreshing!

"Don't you be so beautiful, I'm so uncomfortable!"

"Why are you still here, hurry up."

"Hurry up and give me the paper, I want to have it, go early!"

I calmly stretched out a finger: "Brother, take it......"

"Fuck off! You wait for me, I'll be fast. ”

As if recalling something, he pinched his nose and said, "He may really ...... soon"

My understanding is that the smell in the toilet is big, Haitao can't last long, Lao Mao's understanding is that Haitao has pulled his pants when he smells it, but he just laughs in the yin, and we have to make up for it in our own brains, anyway, no matter what the reason, it seems to be very disgusting.

After Haitao left, we began to talk about the route, and suddenly found that the fat man was also there, so we all disliked him and said: "Why don't you go with Xiao Zhou, how slow is the climbing, we still have to wait for you." ”

"No, with my physical strength, it's definitely fine!"

"Huh, huh? Did Haitao come out? ”

"What do you think?"

"This slut is really slow enough, he eats slowly, and he still grinds when he shits."

He put his arm on my shoulder and said, "I was in this state at the time, but I can do it when I take it out, he doesn't have to." "Look! That's it! I'm simply a contemporary Jia Xu!

"Be quiet, there's a girl here."

"Damn, I forgot."

Ai Chen didn't seem to hear us chatting, so he walked over with a picture and said to me: "We studied it, it's almost impossible to go all over, so we can only pick and choose, let's take this road in a while, we can go to see the 'Glasses Lake' or something." ”

Actually, I didn't have any idea, since Ai Chen is so positive, let's follow her route.

"What time is it, and who's going to have a watch?"

"I look like I see Haitao wearing it."

"It's so cool, I don't come out for a long time."

"Either I fell into it, or I went to the wrong toilet and was K."

Ai Chen said with a disgusted face: "You boys are really troublesome, I really shouldn't agree to go with you." ”

"Hello girl, the last time I pooped in the public toilet, there was an old man ......"

"Stop, you've been with me several times, the old man is cleaning, shouting at the women's toilet, 'Is there anyone in the women's toilet', the sisters next door to you replied 'someone', and then you panicked, and wanted to push open the door to see if there were other facilities on the other side, but the uncle shouted at the men's toilet again, 'Girl, you are wrong', is this the matter?"

"Hmmm......"

"My ears are calloused, I suspect you made it up."

was lost, and found that Lan Yuxuan was still saving face, and smiled symbolically.

"Who is going to see Haitao, how long has it been, Xiao Zhou and they have come down for a while, and we haven't gone up yet."

"I said yes, maybe the girl really fell in."

"Yes, I'll go, you guys wait here."

As soon as I entered the bathroom, I heard a familiar voice: "Hello, do you have toilet paper there?" ”

I pinched my nose and asked suspiciously, "Haitao, do you want food here?" ”

"I'll wipe it, you're finally here, hurry up and give me the paper, it's all numb."

"Didn't I give you paper? How big is your ass? That's not enough! ”

"When I was about to wipe it, the chocolate almost fell out, and as soon as I got excited, the paper fell into the pit."

“…… Ox X! You're nobody! Anyway, when I got to the toilet, I put the water in it. ”

Lao Mao then came in and said, "I suddenly want to go to the toilet too" ......, "Big brother, what about you?!" ”

"Sprinkle the flying insects."

"You're so ......"

After coming out of the toilet, Haitao told us about a buddy farting next door, and he almost laughed (omitted here, it's disgusting...... ）。

After that, we set off to check in under the urging of Ai Chen and Lan Yuxuan, thus officially starting this exciting trip to Xiangshan.