Chapter 22 You Can't Blame Me for Being Poor
According to my analysis, there are probably two situations: one is that the homework is not finished and the students write it at night; The other is to have a lot of fun and work hard at night.
I'm an exception, although I don't sleep either, I want to see when Haitao is going to copy, and it turns out that he is much stronger than I thought......
"Look at you one by one, is this holiday syndrome so serious? Alas, what about the class leader, send the homework back, I won't read it, and reduce the burden on other teachers, learning is your own business, it's the third year of junior high school, you should know to hurry up, do you hear?. ”
Although I can't see Haitao's expression, judging from the fact that Lao Mao lowered his head and seemed to have something wrong, it must be quite exciting.
"Forget it, accept it first, and then the representatives of each subject will communicate with the teacher, I can't help them make decisions."
I saw Haitao make a fist and elbow bending, just happened to be seen by Xiao Zhou, but he didn't say anything, I'm afraid the idea is the same as mine: this child is probably mentally retarded......
“…… Okay, let's lie on my stomach first, and I'll be refreshed in class for a while! ”
Although the homework has been handed in, but my heart has been hanging, presumably the brothers and sisters who are troubled by the homework will feel the same way, we are not afraid to hand in the homework, afraid that the teacher will actually look at the homework......
It was useless to think too much, so I resolutely broke into the backyard of Zhou Gong's house, but this time, it was full of nightmares......
Xiao Zhang, who was furious, called us to the class to be criticized one by one (because there were too many people, the office really couldn't stand).
"Little A, why are you so wrong? Take it back and rewrite it! Little B (everyone understands it here), you still have a few questions, don't you know! Gu Yang, you also call it homework? How do I usually educate you? ”
Then, he started attacking my mid-game with eighteen punches, which was a spanking thing.
It's not over yet, Xiao Zhou came to collect homework again, I rummaged through my schoolbag for a long time, but I didn't find it, I glanced at Haitao in a hurry, and his ghostly smile woke me up in an instant......
Alas, it is said that if you think about something, you will have dreams, so I should look at more beautiful things before going to bed, such as ......
Speaking of which, I need to remind teachers and parents that from the perspective of science xiao, spanking is absolutely impossible, and there are some ruthless parents who take off their children's butts and spank pants, eh? It is to take off the child's pants and spank, which will leave a shadow on the child, and will make the child closely link making mistakes with taking off his pants, so every time he takes off his pants, he unconsciously wants to make a mistake, do you think he can do it without accidents?
"Brother Haitao, are you awake? What time did you make up yesterday? ”
"I forgot the specific points, anyway, it's quite late, listening to the radio, the show is too cheap, and it actually puts on the cross talk jokes that make me unable to sleep, I often copy the wrong line, and there are the wrong ones, I go, and I write a lot of mistakes. You wrote a dozen pages for me, I'm almost full......"
"Haha, who made you blind!"
"It's okay, it's so funny, I'm reluctant to close."
"The! By the way, what are you going to do after school in the afternoon? ”
"I don't know, maybe I'm going to buy clothes."
"Buying clothes? Didn't buy it on vacation? ”
"Where do you have time, how many days have I stayed with you, my mother said that I was annoyed."
“…… What kind of logic are you......"
"Anyway, it's not far, let's go and see, hey, so sleepy, let's talk about it."
When it comes to clothes, it is equivalent to opening the conversation box of female friends......
"Hey, hey, what's the clothes? Where to buy? Is it discounted? I want to go shopping too. ”
In the next five minutes, Lan Yuxuan and Ai Chen kept chatting, and I rubbed my face helplessly next to me, and even wanted to be poked when they were chatting happily, and then laughed together......
Bell......
"It's class again, it's really annoying."
"You're so poor! Every time I don't listen to it well, I still talk a lot. ”
I ...... "Well, think about what she said, it's actually right......
"Okay, class!"
"Stand up! Old ~ Teacher ~ Good ~"
"Sit down, the new semester, the new atmosphere, everyone also needs a new look."
This is a bit awkward, shouldn't the teacher's teaching style be rigorous? So, I resolutely retorted: "Teacher, this semester has been going on for a month......
Unexpectedly, the teacher's backhand was a loss: "You have slept all over the past month, are you embarrassed to say?" Okay, don't be poor, listen to the lectures. ”
Am I poor again? Who did I recruit and provoke...... (-Gu Yang: Brothers and sisters, am I poor?) - Brothers and sisters: Hehe, poor! -Gu Yang: I hate it...... )
"Teacher, I will never be poor again!"
In the cartoon, it was played that a child who lies will go to hell, but I don't care at all, why didn't anyone tell me before I lied for the first time, and there is such a thing as going to hell?
I don't know why, the more hungry this class is, the more I eat it between classes, and in order to ensure physical development in elementary school, the school will also provide a meal, now that I think about it, I really miss it.
Rice...... I'm going to eat......
"People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry." I don't know who invented this sentence, I really don't understand, does iron eat steel? But it's true that I'm hungry.
"Coo...... this is the sound of my belly.
"Don't scream, poor!" How can there be such a nasty little ghost!
I didn't bother to hold on to her, I was so hungry that I couldn't even salivate......
I'm just looking forward to it, looking forward to it...... Finally, spring is here for the students!
When I got home, I didn't wait for my mother to urge me to eat, and after washing my hands, I stood next to my mother to "supervise", which made my mother think I was in the way, and let me play while I could.
Later, I ate a lot, this kind of overeating is often counted down by my mother, relying on my youth, I feel okay, remind all friends who have graduated for many years, overeating is extremely dangerous, don't eat for the sake of eating, have to live......
In the afternoon, Lan Yuxuan brought a notebook, and I found a maple leaf in it, saying that it was picked up when I went out to play last year.
In fact, it's pretty good-looking, and it looks more personal after having more specimens, and it's said that it cost her a lot of pocket money, so I don't even have the qualifications to touch it.
Of course I'm not convinced.,And I think it's really not in line with my manly temperament to buy such a book.,So I decided,Do it yourself after school.,Also make a similar notebook!
Just do it!
During my training, I went around learning to touch it to see if there were any nice animals that I was lucky enough to kill. But I didn't find anything until the end, so I secretly pinched a few pine branches while the teacher and classmates were not paying attention (this is not right, I will not do it in the future).
When I got home, I started researching.
"Gu Shang Guyang, wash your hands and eat."
"Gu Yang had a convulsion, and said he wouldn't eat it."
"Why are you talking about me, I'm here to create, okay?"
"Take a bunch of broken leaves and scratch it around, also called creation?"
"You know Mao is a creation!"
Don't talk nonsense to ordinary people, he doesn't understand art, everyone should understand, right? What? Say I'm just jerking off? Since you've said so, of course I'll have to go down the stairs! Actually, I'm just missing an excuse......
The night has given people a lot, and those who go to bed early have left me with all the time they should have enjoyed, so I must live up to expectations......
I found that the moon today was beautiful and very clean, accompanied by stars, and it was gradually obscured by the clouds, and I couldn't help but look at it......
The moon drinks the clouds and the sea of stars, and the night climbs the tower with the wind. I wanted to get drunk and chase my dreams, but the beautiful scenery invited me to stay.