"This son, dare to ask you if the fuck is Lao Tzu's master?"

“…………”

Chen Huadong has been a little bored recently, since he broke up with Xu Jing, he has returned to the embrace of the second dimension, and he is called healing, and he has opened FGO, Battleship Girl R and Blue Route, which can be described as amazing, and he also chased four harem and two lilies.

However, even if the day was full, he still didn't forget to find time to wander around the dormitory, and when he caught someone, he forced him to ask if the other party was his master, so that Ma Wei didn't dare to show his head in the dormitory now.

That afternoon, Chen Huadong started his daily patrol again, but he suddenly stopped halfway through, and Wei Jiangyang, who was staring at the sneakers in front of the computer, fell into some kind of contemplation.

"How...... Are you obsessed with my beauty? Wei Jiangyang was stared at a little panicked.

However, Chen Huadong let out a long sigh when he heard this, "Lao Wei, why do you say that this world is so unfair, you can't compare to me than handsome, you can't compare to Zhang Gongzi compared to your family background, and the gap between you and Lao Ma is tens of thousands of light years away from stability, but why is you the only one in our dormitory who has a girlfriend in the end?" ”

“………… Because I don't have three mobile games to liver? Wei Jiangyang raised his eyebrows.

"Zhang Gongzi doesn't play mobile games much, and his non-chief luck has basically said goodbye to gacha games." Chen Huadong shook his head and said.

"Zhang Gongzi didn't look for it, and there is an essential difference between you and you can't find it." Wei Jiangyang kindly reminded, "Two days ago, a girl from the next class asked me about Zhang Gongzi's WeChat account through Xiaoxiao, but Zhang Gongzi politely refused. ”

“………… Old Wei, is it necessary for you to make up another shot in the head of a dying man? Chen Huadong complained.

"Actually, you're not bad......" Wei Jiangyang also knew that Chen Huadong had been stimulated a lot recently, so he no longer stimulated the other party, and instead comforted.

"Then you can name my five virtues now, quickly, with a time limit of one minute." Chen Huadong was not polite at all, he climbed along the pole, and as he spoke, he had already begun to pinch his watch, and said with a serious expression, "If you can't say it, it means that you don't love me." ”

"............" Wei Jiangyang's egg hurts, "Why are you like my girlfriend, playing this kind of death quiz at every turn." ”

"You're really not bad, although you're not a handsome guy, your appearance is above the average level, you're also very careful, you're clean, and you're humorous, lol can also bring people to points." Zhang Heng put down the "Finnish Grammar" in his hand and spoke.

"See no, that's the answer." When Chen Huadong heard this, he turned his worries into joy, and immediately smiled again.

"But, ah......" Zhang Heng changed his words, "You always nest in the dormitory and play games, even if it's gold, no one can discover it, I remember when you started your freshman year, didn't you build a club by yourself?" In addition, you seem to have joined the film club, so why haven't you been there recently? ”

"Tiger Shark is originally an online club, club activities are all online exchanges, sharing game and animation resources or something, and there are no girls to join, counting on finding a girlfriend through Tiger Shark is the same as counting on the Mongolian Navy to recover Hawaii, as for the film ......club," Chen Huadong sighed, "It's even more boring, it's all the senior brothers of the previous two sessions who are pretending to be B, a person who looks like a dog, it's not for the sake of being a school girl, and if I stay longer, I'm afraid I will become like that in the future." ”

Wei Jiangyang said in surprise when he heard this, "You post on the Internet every day to ask for seeds, looking for an unrepaired version of the animation, is it so high that your ideological consciousness is so high?" ”

"These are two different things that are not related," Chen Huadong said angrily, "Looking for seeds is looking for seeds, and there is an essential difference between relying on a little power in your hands to talk about a school girl who has a boyfriend, and thinking about breaking up people's long-distance relationships." ”

"Yo, break down the marriage, which grandson is so lacking in virtue?"

"Forget it, don't mention these boring things." Chen Huadong waved his hand with interest.

"Come on, then you are hopeless, let you contact people and you don't have contact, you can only continue to be alone in the dormitory Gu Ying self-pity." Wei Jiangyang spread his hands.

Chen Huadong also seemed to feel a sense of loneliness that the right path in the world was the vicissitudes of life, and he stood under the hanger on the balcony with his hands behind his back and sighed.

Zhang Heng thought for a while and said, "Asuka Hayase told me two days ago that she has a school girl who likes anime very much and has just come to China and wants to find like-minded Chinese friends to practice Chinese, do you want to give it a try?" ”

"I'll go!" Chen Huadong's whole body trembled, "Don't you want to be so ruthless, I just want to find a girlfriend, not to develop an unforgettable foreign love and contribute to the friendship between China and Japan." ”

"Then I'll ask Xiao Wu in the opposite bedroom, he seems to be also an ACG lover, and he is also the vice president of your tiger shark, which is quite suitable."

"Don't, don't," Chen Huadong was suddenly anxious when he heard this, "Xiao Wu, he ...... He's the one he likes, so I'll come, I'll just come, just as I know a friend, and it just so happens that I also want to get close to the Japanese schoolgirls who live next. ”

"Isn't Xiao Wu also single for 10,000 years, when did he have a crush...... And why does that sound so awkward? Wei Jiangyang looked up and said curiously.

"Then I'll tell Asuka Hayase," Zhang Heng said, "don't let people pigeon." ”

"No, no, no, from now on, I am willing to be a bridge to build friendship between the two peoples." Chen Huadong held his chest high and said.

With this incident, he finally regained his spirits, and the next salvage point and copy were gone, so he went to the library to learn Japanese full of vitality, and asked Zhang Heng to recommend two introductory textbooks.

"This guy finally got down to business, although he didn't speak, he could see that breaking up with Xu Jing was still a big blow to him, and it was not bad to be able to take advantage of this opportunity to come out, and he could also learn Japanese." Wei Jiangyang looked at Chen Huadong's back as he disappeared outside the door and said, "But we are not like you, the language talent is so bt, not only is the sixth level almost 700 points, but also quietly learned Japanese, and now we are learning Finnish again, which does not give us a way to live at all." ”

Zhang Heng hummed casually, he had just sent a message to Asuka Hayase and told her about it, and when he turned around, he saw Fan Meinan, who had not moved for a long time in the news list, hesitated, but still didn't send any message, because he had already asked the other party once a while ago, and Fan Meinan told him that there was nothing wrong, so he didn't ask the same question a second time.

Then Zhang Heng put the phone back and picked up the "Finnish Grammar" again.