Xiao Zhou walked into the classroom with a fierce gaze, the bloodshot in his eyes may have been due to staying up late, but in my opinion, it was a sign of a lion's anger, causing me to be a little frightened.

I haven't competed with Xiao Zhou before, if he dares to take a step beyond Lei Chi this time, and he has to "tear his face" with me, then I will never recognize him as a big brother again!

"Let's talk about composition in this class, I won't say much about the rest, go back and memorize what you write silently, and I will take out a single lesson to talk about reading comprehension."

After speaking, Xiao Zhou glared at me inexplicably, and then continued: "In fact, in most cases, the composition of the high school entrance examination is not limited to style, but this time I deliberately emphasized the style to see how many people can write a good expository essay, and I also want to see who takes my words as a deaf ear." ”

Then, unsurprisingly, he glared at me again.

I don't remember if this happened before, but this time it was a real tragedy.

It's better to torture me like this, you might as well give me a good time.

"According to my analysis, in recent years, it is easier to get high scores in the essays of the high school entrance examination, expository essays and argumentative essays, probably because most students will choose to write narrative essays. Judging from this exam, it is safer for you to write narrative essays, but Lan Yuxuan, I like your essays very much, and if you play well, it is very likely to get a full score. ”

Hearing the "full score essay", all the students looked over here in surprise, and inevitably looked at me twice, I didn't smile at them, but thinking about Xiao Zhou's actions, it seems that glancing at my two eyes can't let his anger fully vent out, I have to throw a stone next to me to feel comfortable, is this using me as a sheep?

"I was ashamed, but I didn't expect that the first essay that satisfied me was from a transfer student, but fortunately, when I saw Zhang Siyuan's paper later, it was a little comforting."

This is the second time Xiao Zhou has smiled since he came in, and the stone hanging in my heart is a few inches lower......

Laugh, laugh out all the unhappiness in your heart! Let Xiao Gu, a little sheep yearning for freedom, gallop indulgently~

Xiao Zhou turned around and picked up the chalk, and said as he wrote: "Expository essays, let me briefly say it, you can remember it in your mind, it is very helpful for writing essays and daily work and study in the future." I've said many times before that when writing an expository essay, the language must be accurate, the content must be vivid, and it must be rigorous, which most of your classmates have not done, and there are some people, who are those of you who don't listen carefully in class, and don't even know the most basic way of writing, how do I say it? Total score, you can't remember that simple? Especially you, Gu Yang, still make up stories for me? ”

What should come will always come, Comrade Xiao Zhou, I am ready! Let the storm come harder!

"Your composition isn't even a narrative, it's not bullshit, and you're still dragging the text here to write poems, is that what you write called a seven-character quatrain? Is there a quatrain that has six sentences? What kind of quatrain are you? ”

I was stunned, this "comment" is fatal, I used to think that I was a genius, at the age of six or seven silently wrote a hundred Tang poems, at the age of eight or nine read through the historical records and Zizhi Tongjian, although at the age of eleven or twelve I forgot all of them, but also adapted countless classic masterpieces! "I don't take a bath in the spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and big bears come at night, no one wants to run (no one can run)", in my opinion, they are all pediatrics.

But now I finally understand that I don't even know the basic characteristics of the lyric and quatrain......

"Aren't you beautiful? Today, in front of everyone, I read your old man's masterpiece, and I specially copied it. ”

My face turned red instantly, and I wanted to shout "don't", but my mouth didn't dare to move, and now I was like a wounded sparrow, being ruthlessly TX by a hunter.

"The cherry blossom garden in the cherry blossom valley, the cherry blossom garden leads the cherry blossom fairy, the cherry blossom fairy appreciates the cherry blossom petals, the petal cherry blossoms tell the affection, but make me full of wine, and I am willing to tie the cherry blossom II fate. The petals of the petals are also written incorrectly, written in the braids of the braids. ”

I rubbed my face vigorously, really trying to find a crack in the ground to get into, and my classmates should be looking at me, and even their eyes were smiling in the shape of the moon.

"Okay, don't look at it, say he's talking about you, don't scribble if you're not sure, and ah, I usually listen carefully to lectures, sleep in class, run crazy after class, and my grades can be improved? Dream on! ”

Next, Xiao Zhou talked about several styles of writing, and he may still have confidence in his students, so the expository essays and argumentative essays are more detailed.

And I, still hiding in the cracks of the ground, so that Xiao Zhou's words went in from the left ear and came out from the right ear.

I told myself that I would write a narrative in the future! Write only narratives!

After school, I received ridicule from a group of "sheep scorpions" such as Lao Mao, and I knew that the "NB" in their throats had all changed their taste after passing through the teeth that showed their gums.

"Get out! Go aside! Annoying! ”

But these sluts never know how to converge, let me listen to the "hahaha" all the way, maybe they understand me, I'm in front of them, I'm not a very shameful person......

Walking downstairs, I stopped again.

I remember that my physics teacher once said, "Objects can only be seen by the eyes after they are exposed to light", so the sadness in front of me is also naked to the sun?

"What are you doing here?" Gu Shang pushed his Aqiu No. 1 and walked over.

I was stunned for a moment, and then said with a childlike smile: "Today, Xiao Zhou told us about Journey to the West, which is quite funny, saying that as long as you have the perseverance of Bailongma and are willing to study hard like a sand monk, you can practice the skills of Sun Wukong. ”

This is indeed what Xiao Zhou used to educate us, and at that time, he had an idea, and he told Gu Shang to listen. Unexpectedly, Gu Shang behaved very calmly, locked the car, and beckoned me upstairs while saying: "I have heard this paragraph a long time ago, in fact, there is a second half of the sentence, did Xiao Zhou say it?" ”

"Huh? What's the second half of the sentence? ”

I didn't expect Gu Shang to know this joke, and it was an upgraded version.

Gu Shang saw that I hadn't heard of it, so he said with a slight meaning: "I don't know, let me tell you, before you learn the seventy-two changes, you will find that you already have the figure of the Eight Rings, the hairstyle of the sand monk, and the bad luck of monsters everywhere you go, but there is one thing that you will be very pleased with, that is, it is really getting closer and closer to the West Heaven." ”

I clapped my hands and admired, it turns out that there is really such a group of boring people in the world, racking their brains, just to fight those young people who have dreams and are willing to work hard.

After dinner, I decided not to go shopping, read more books, do exercises, since in the minds of the teachers, my image has collapsed, then at least at home, I have to choose to stand firm.

Before going to bed, it occurred to me that I hadn't prayed in a long time, which may be one of the reasons why everything has been going wrong for me lately.

So, I put aside my identity as a Heavenly Master and all my inexplicable pride, prayed in the most pious way, and made a wish:

I hope that life in the future can be simpler and more plain. I also sincerely wish all friends to be healthy and happy forever, husband and wife to be in love with each other, children to be filial to their knees, confidants to drink and talk, and elders to teach in their ears.