My sister woke me up early the next morning, and when I was dressed, she went next door to call Lu Yan. In the process of getting dressed, I suddenly found that my sister is actually quite able to adapt to this life. The ability to enter the role is extremely strong, but it's a pity that the bird is an idol with strength and good looks, otherwise would the current actors who blindly pretend to be stupid and cute still have a foothold?

After getting dressed and fumbling for washing, my sister happened to walk in.

"Handsome?"

When my sister heard this, she said bitterly, "Sister can't be so rude, Lu Gongzi just loves to tease you, in fact, he takes care of you very much, you can't always be decrepitly called, if your father and mother hear you like this, I will really be angry with you."

"Sister, this is a word of praise, if Lu Yan knew what it meant, he might die happily. You still think I'm rude. I feigned unhappiness and put down half of my clothes and turned away.

My sister has been ignoring me, which is very unreasonable, and under normal circumstances, she would be very worried when she sees me like this. But....... It's weird

"What does it mean to be handsome? Will it make me happy to death? ”

Suddenly I heard the voice of the culprit, meowed, and didn't want to pay attention to him, so I simply went back to bed as a kangaroo.

In the distance, my sister shouted "sister" urgently, but for some reason, there was no follow-up.

I was covered in the quilt, so I turned my face sideways and secretly put my nose outside the quilt. A chuckle came from above, and I shrank my nose back in shame and shouted, "Don't you know that men and women can't stand it?" ”

"I'm leaving, my scholar is still lying in bed, is that like that?"

Quickly lifted the quilt, and the person who came was knocked back a meter away. "Don't think I'm not going to be angry with you if you're handsome, I'm not happy, I'm going to strike, huh......... The breath is infinitely extended"

Take a look at my sister again, my sister is a little unhappy that I am unreasonable, I know that today's play is over, and I am thinking that it is almost over, I can't toss it, there will be steps later, hurry down, don't make yourself uncomfortable.

"This ...... What does handsome mean? Lu Yan was also puzzled.

I looked at my sister and said word by word, "Handsome, that is, to describe a person who is handsome and extraordinary, with outstanding temperament, no matter how good the adjective is, it can't be described, and it couldn't be better to describe Lu Gongzi." ”

My sister's little face showed a hint of shock when she heard this, and Lu Yan slightly hooked the corners of her mouth, this guy still has a face?

My sister quickly approached me and looked at me with a guilty face, seeing her like this, I felt like I was bullying an honest person again, and I went down the steps anyway, so I hurriedly held my sister's hand, "Sister, I'm ignorant today, I'm sorry." ”

My sister immediately hugged me excitedly and said, "No, no, no, it's all my sister who blames you, and my sister blames you for not asking clearly, making you wronged." ”

I shook my head, this simple modern phrase was really unnecessary to cause a small amount of trouble. So I decided to control and say less unrealistic things.

After the episode, everything returned to normal, although I had a big temper, but to put it bluntly, it was nothing, so I still helped my sister and my sister with the luggage to the donkey cart in front of my little scholar. Everything is ready, Lu Yan, this kid came down slowly. Walked straight to the donkey cart curtain and pushed it in. Could it be that he wants me and my sister and two weak women to drive?

"Sister, get in the car." My sister bumped me lightly.

"Get in the car, who's going to drive?" I was surprised.

I heard the sound of the carriage, "Miss Tian can get on the bus, we have been delayed too much."

My sister and I were stunned, I think Miss Tian probably didn't call me again.

I rushed to the donkey cart and lifted the curtain: "Master Lu, shouldn't you ask us two weak women to drive?" ”

Lu Yan looked very embarrassed, "Naturally, I am very unwilling, but I can't let others suspect that the scholar in this car is even older than the child." “

"Aren't you just a scholar? What's the origin? I'm going to tell you where I came from, and I'm going to scare you to death. ”

Hmph, I always emphasize that I am a scholar, and he is not very awesome! Another day, I will recite a few poems and not be scared of his ass urine. I feel refreshed, hey~ I can also take the top test.

"Where did you come from?" Lu Yan asked, and her sister also tilted her head to the side with a puzzled expression.

"Ahem, hum, what's the origin? Eh, what else can I do if I am a talented woman? "Although I was a little angry, I still had to go to the donkey cart, otherwise I wouldn't have to set off, and I would have spent it on hold.

"Ding Er has great ambitions from this!" Lu Yan commented.

I seconded in my heart, "Do you use you?" I know it myself. ”

But how can I drive a donkey cart, is it the first time I've seen a donkey other than TV?

My sister has been holding half of the curtain to observe me, a look of unease, I can only smile and comfort her that she is okay, my sister is not a lady who wants to come, but the only big man looks so beautiful and delicious to let him come to catch the car, the brain makes up for it too much to destroy the beauty, forget it or I'm on it, it shouldn't be very difficult.

I picked up the whip, "Oh, I can't get down", but the donkey just doesn't move forward, "Roar, you go......" The stinky donkey still doesn't go, the car is very quiet and impatient, but the proprietress can't stand it, so she picks up the feather duster in the store and gives the donkey a butt, and the donkey moves "I really owe". This is my impression!

When I was in a hurry, I thought a lot, in fact, what is intelligence? Although it is not fast to drive a donkey, at least there is no such thing as a car accident, because the donkey will not look at the collision, as long as the direction is controlled, it is quite leisurely. But after a minute I regretted it, the donkey was still much better, at least the car wouldn't run to a tree and gnaw on it for a long time, no matter how much it pulled.

"What's wrong?" The voice of "Emperor Taishang" came from the carriage.

"Back to the Emperor, the Mercedes-Benz mount is tempted by the outside and won't leave," I bowed to the car.

Lu Yan replied extremely cooperatively: "Then reward it, the palace carrot fell in front of it, and walked."

Do donkeys also eat turnips? I don't know, let's give it a try.

At this time, my sister came down with a carrot, "Sister, I brought it to you"

I sniffled, "You also bring this with you?" ”

"It's naturally not easy to buy food on the road, these are all prepared for us by the proprietress of the hostess," my sister said.

"But I don't like carrots, and I can't eat them raw, so I don't want to bring all carrots, right?"

My sister shook her head, "And the white radish!" ”

"Is the turnip in a meeting? Got some other dry food, right? I asked worriedly, but fortunately my sister said that dry food was available.

Next, I hung carrots along the way to drive the donkey, so easy to control a lot, and the speed became faster, although I am very sorry for the donkey, but get off the car and reward it a few more.

Looking at the dazzling yellow sand wasteland, the mood is not bad, the vision is at least very broad, thinking of the pride of serving the country with loyalty, so while thinking about Tu Honggang's MV, he howled: "The wolf smoke rises, the rivers and mountains look north, the dragon rises, the horse grows, the sword is like frost, the heart is like the Yellow River, the two are boundless, between twenty years of vertical and horizontal, who can fight against hatred, the long knife is where the long knife goes, how many siblings are loyal to the soul, buried in other places, what a pity to die to serve the country, endure sighs, and are even more speechless, blood and tears Ahhh Uh-uh-........uh-

When I turned around, my sister opened the curtain again, and this time even Lu Yan lifted the curtain and looked at me "calmly". I turned around and looked at the stupid donkey who was still chasing the carrot with a smug feeling in my heart, and I only heard the sound behind me:

"Sister, what kind of song are you singing, it sounds special...... Hmmm........" I was so excited that I couldn't find an adjective, and I was even more proud.

"Blood-boiling!" Lu Yan added.

I turned my head slightly sideways and said shamelessly, "I told you that I am a talented woman, isn't it?"

"Hehe, I don't know if Ding'er is a talented girl, but Ding'er is really very wise!" Lu Yan patted my ass doggyly.

I know that this song naturally can't be pretended to be my own product, and I don't want to pretend to admit it, in fact, every time I listen to this song, I am also very enthusiastic. So I was very satisfied with the praise of wisdom, and it was my responsibility to promote the Chinese spirit as a small flower growing under the national flag.

It's been quiet along the way, I've been observing the surroundings and not finding any movement at all, is this road really as scary as they say? I can't even find a person who is driving the car, so what kind of bandits and bandits are just going to have a meeting today? Is it so advanced? It's confusing.

"Bah, what should I do if I really look forward to the thieves later?" I secretly called myself an idiot.

By noon, my butt could no longer hold it, and even though I had spread the whole quilt, my butt still hurt so much, and I would never be able to catch the car in the afternoon. I parked the car at the foot of the dirt slope, my sister lifted the curtain and made a gesture at me not to speak, and took a package to signal me to get off the carriage and go to the opposite side. I was overjoyed, could it be that my sister was stunned by this kid, are we going to run away? Anyway, the donkey cart should be taken for himself!

After getting out of the carriage, my sister took out a dry cake and handed it to me, and she took out two carrots and handed it to the donkey, and ate one for herself.

"Lu Gongzi is asleep." My sister said softly.

"Oh, just asleep." I was a little disappointed in my heart, this villain can still sleep comfortably, LZ's ass is about to bloom, and I'm angry.

My sister saw that I kept rubbing my buttocks, shaking her head and chuckling, "Sister will come to drive in the afternoon, you can rest and rest." ”

I admit that I'm very excited, but I'm embarrassed to think about how long it took me, but my ass really hurts, and I can't do it with my brows.

"Oh yo" my sister suddenly hit me with a black hand.

"Sister, I'm almost in tears." I yelled

"Shhhh

"Is he a pig, sleeping in the middle of the day?" It's really the same life.,I think I was a poor child in my previous life, and now I'm a hard-working baby.。 I was so emotional

"Okay, okay, don't sigh, you must come to my sister in the afternoon, how old are you? My sister looked distressed to death, but don't blame Mr. Lu for teasing you. ”

"Teasing me? Sister, I noticed that you always speak for him. "I've always been very rebellious.,The more others say it's good, the more I see it's not good.,Although I used to like handsome.,But now it's a little annoying.。

My sister looked a little embarrassed, but she still said, "You are still young, you don't understand, Lu Gongzi really likes you very much." With that, my sister reached out to straighten my messy bun. I couldn't help but shout in my heart, "Still young? Please, I'm 21 in this world, okay, I'm older than you, I don't understand, I'm angry. I angrily tore at the cake that I didn't know what it was made of

As for the pig, he still didn't wake up after we finished eating, and my sister told me to wait for him to wake up and give him steamed buns, what a pig to eat when he woke up, I shook my head, it seems that it is unrealistic to expect this guy to take the top prize.

In the afternoon, I finally got into the carriage and lay on the opposite side of Lu Yan, the carriage staggered forward, I wondered if it was not very comfortable inside, this ....... "so handsome." ”

I stared at Lu Yan's side face ........ fell into a sweet dream, it was really hard for me to sleep in such a bumpy carriage.

I felt in a daze that I was under the gaze of others, and I was super unaccustomed to it, so I opened my eyes slowly, and saw Lu Yan's smiling face.

"You can really sleep." Such a sentence floated out of Lu Yan's mouth

"Hahaha, it's funny, I'm not the one who has been sleeping since noon, right?" I turned my head arrogantly.

"But I slept well and didn't affect others." Lu Yan continued to say without fear of death

Instinctively replied, "Then who am I influencing?" ”

Lu Yan said helplessly: "You have influenced me and your sister." After speaking, he lifted the curtain and asked his sister to express his position. My sister smiled awkwardly and said, "It's okay, it's not very noisy." ”

I have a weak heart, it looks like I'm snoring, and it's also because I'm too tired, so I haven't rested well. Knowing what the problem was, my old face was still red with no anger, and I didn't defend it, so I sat aside.

Lu Yan successfully angered me, and when he saw my embarrassment, he "kindly" let me go.

In this way, when he looked at me, I glared at him and shook to a foothold, at this time the sun had already set, and it was estimated that it was more than four o'clock, and when we arrived at the inn, I wondered what about this terrible bandit, it is not scientific, take this bastard Lu Yan away.