Uncle Nine opened his mouth and shouted: "Loosen the rope and nail it." ”

Then he said to the people around him: "Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and the offenders are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, and forty-eight, and those who belong to chickens and oxen, all turn around and avoid them. ”

When everyone heard Uncle Jiu's words, those people who committed the zodiac rushed and consciously turned around and avoided it.

After a while, Uncle Nine said: "After the evasion, everyone tidy up their clothes and open the coffin!" ”

Several people standing around the coffin were about to open the coffin, and the surrounding birds were frightened, and a yin wind was howling, and the atmosphere seemed a little weird.

Uncle Nine frowned, and the workers opened the coffin.

As the lid of the coffin opened, a black gas visible to the naked eye floated out of the coffin, gradually dissipating under the sunlight, revealing a corpse dressed in an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty.

The old lady Ren, who has been buried in the soil for twenty years, has not rotted at all!

"Daddy!"

"Grandpa!"

Ren Fa and Ren Tingting saw the corpse of Old Lady Ren and knelt on the ground at the moment.

Master Ren cried and kowtowed: "Alarm your old man, it's a child who is not filial!" ”

After speaking, Master Ren stood up and asked Uncle Jiu, "Uncle Jiu, can this acupoint still be used?" ”

"The dragonfly is a little bit of water, and it will definitely not be in the same place, this hole is useless." Uncle Nine replied.

"What then?" Master Ren asked.

"I propose to be cremated on the spot!"

"No! My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive! Uncle Nine, please, think of another way! Master Ren begged.

The Ren family's business has failed in the past 20 years, and the family foundation is getting thinner and thinner, and they are planning to rely on this grave relocation to change feng shui and drive the family business to flourish!

"Master Ren, if you don't cremate, there will be trouble." Uncle Nine admonished bitterly.

"You can't do anything, you just can't be cremated. Think of other ways. "Master Ren has a tough attitude.

Ren Fa didn't know, because of his tough attitude, he would kill himself in the future.

Uncle Nine frowned and thought for a while, then said helplessly, "Okay, let's store the coffin in Yizhuang for the time being." Tomorrow, I will help Master Ren find another cemetery so that he can rest in peace. ”

"Well, that's it. Ah Wei! Master Ren shouted Ah Wei.

"Good! Close the coffin lid and carry it to Yizhuang! Ah Wei shouted, and several workers lifted the coffin.

"Master Ren, please go back first." Uncle Nine said.

"Uncle Nine, then please leave it to you!" Master Ren sat in the sedan chair carried by the workers.

"Brother Wang, then I'll go back first." Ren Tingting said hello to Wang Guang, and also sat in a sedan chair, and the father and daughter went down the mountain together.

After everyone left, Uncle Nine said to the two apprentices: "You two light a plum blossom incense array in the tomb, and come back and tell me what it will be!" ”

Qiusheng and Wencai nodded and agreed.

"Ah Guang, let's go back to Yizhuang first."

"Uncle, I want to stay here and help too." Wang Guang said.

"Okay, then you can stay and help. Remember, incense should be attached to every grave. After speaking, Uncle Nine turned around and left with everyone who went down the mountain.

Wencai went to the tomb to set up a plum blossom incense array, and Wang Guang and Qiusheng went to various graves together to incense.

Qiusheng went to a grave, took a look, and said, "Wow, it's a waste to die at the age of twenty." Let's come to Zhuxiang! ”

Qiusheng turned his head and left, and a faint voice sounded: "Thank you!" ”

Qiusheng was startled, looked back twice, and thought that he was having auditory hallucinations, shrugged his shoulders and continued to walk forward.

"Thank you!" This time, the faint voice was clearer, and Qiusheng heard it so well that he was so frightened that he ran away and bumped into Wencai.

Wang Guang came to the grave of the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu and kicked over the incense that Qiusheng had just inserted.

"Okay, you Dong Xiaoyu! Qiusheng kindly gave you incense, but you actually wanted to harm him! Wang Guang pointed to the tombstone and scolded loudly.

Whether the setting of this female ghost in the plot is a good ghost or a bad ghost, Wang Guang is not clear.

But Wang Guang thinks she must not be a good ghost!

This female ghost approached Qiusheng in the name of repaying the grace of Yixiang, sang songs night and night, and absorbed a lot of essence.

Qiusheng and Wen Cai saw Wang Guang frenzying at a grave, and immediately came over.

The three incense sticks that were kicked by Wang Guang flew up in the air and inserted back into place, which frightened Qiusheng and Wencai.

"Ah Guang, was this female ghost talking to me just now?" Qiusheng hid behind Wang Guang and poked his head out of one shoulder to look at the grave.

"Yes! This female ghost wants to harm you! Wang Guang said coldly, after experiencing the trip to the ghost domain of "Fierce Ghost Mission", Wang Guang was not afraid of such a female ghost at all.

"The little woman doesn't hurt this son's mind." The voice of the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu floated faintly.

"Wow! It's so fierce! Wen Cai was also so frightened that he hid behind Wang Guang and poked his head out from the other shoulder.

"Humph! Dare to quibble! Qiusheng, Wencai, you go back first and tell your uncle what the incense array will look like, and I'll leave it here. Wang Guang snorted coldly.

"Are you okay?" Qiusheng and Wencai asked.

"Men can't say no! Let's go back. ”

Wang Guangdu said so, Qiusheng and Wencai naturally didn't want to stay longer, so they hurriedly ran away.

"I've always heard that boy urine can drive away evil spirits, and I haven't tried it when I'm so old. I'll try it with you today. Wang Guang said, opened the trouser chain, took out the guy, and raised it against Dong Xiaoyu's grave,

extinguished the three incense sticks that were lit in autumn.

After nourishing, Wang Guang put away the guy, put on his pants, and swaggered down the mountain.

"Don't pester Qiusheng, just come to me! You're worth ten exchange points. Wang Guang thought to himself.

.......

.......

Back in Yizhuang, Uncle Nine took the incense stick and said: "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo two short and one long, but it is burned like this!" ”

"What will happen then, Master?" Wen Cai asked.

Uncle Nine turned his back and said, "If this incense comes out of the house, someone must mourn." ”

Wen Cai said to Uncle Jiu: "Is it Master Ren's house?" ”

Uncle Nine said angrily: "Otherwise, is this the case?" ”

Wencai showed his heartless side, and said to Qiusheng: "It's none of my business, I don't have to worry about it." ”

Qiusheng said: "Will something happen to the old man's daughter!" ”

"In short, it will be difficult for those with the surname Ren." Wen Cai waved his hand and said.

"Tingting!" At this time, Wen Cai also reacted.

Qiusheng gloated on the side and said, "You said that it is none of your business, and you don't have to worry about it." ”

Wen Cai retorted: "That's not the case, it won't be a problem to save your sweetheart's life and get married."

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

"Fair play!"

"Wow!"

......

Wencai and Qiusheng quarreled, and ran to Uncle Nine to beg Uncle Nine to think of a way.

Uncle Nine said: "I have already thought about it, or how to carry the coffin back." ”

Wen Cai said stupidly: "What's wrong with this coffin?" ”

"There is no problem with the coffin, it is the body inside that has a problem." Uncle Nine replied.

Wen Cai looked at the coffin and said, "I also feel a little inappropriate." ”

Qiusheng: "Yes, it hasn't rotten in 20 years. ”

The two glanced at each other, opened the coffin together, and shouted: "Wow, it's a blessing!" ”

Uncle Nine immediately ran to the coffin to take a look, only to see that the corpse's skin was crepe, and long nails had grown on his hands.

"Uncle, let's just burn the corpse." Wang Guang suggested.

"No, I promised to do other people's things well." Uncle Nine shook his head.

"But if this continues, Master Ren's family will be in danger." Wang Guang continued to persuade.

If you can burn this corpse directly here, it will be much simpler, and a few fewer people will die later.

Uncle Nine pondered for a while and said to a few people: "Prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, and sword." ”

"What?" Wencai and Qiusheng said in a daze.

"It's yellow paper, red pens, black ink, kitchen knives, and wooden swords." Uncle Nine didn't have a good airway.

Uncle Nine took out a chicken, Wencai was very reluctant, and said, "Master wants chickens again?" ”

Uncle Nine glared, Wen Cai nodded quietly: "Chicken, chicken, chicken..."

Qiusheng took a kitchen knife and cut off the head of the chicken, only to see Uncle Nine take off the chicken blood and start to make an ink fountain.

Wang Guang watched carefully, staring intently, trying to steal a few tricks from Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Nine took the ink fountain to Qiusheng and Wencai and asked them to bounce it onto the coffin.

Uncle Nine said: "The whole coffin is going to pop up." Then he said: "People are divided into good people and bad people, and corpses are divided into zombie dead corpses." ”

Wen Cai interjected: "People are not only divided into good people and bad people, but also men and women." ”

Uncle Nine was not so angry that "Master, what are you talking about!" Old lady Ren's corpse is to turn into a zombie's corpse. ”

Qiusheng: "How did a corpse become a zombie?" ”

Wencai: "Yes, how do people become bad people?" ”

Uncle Nine: "A person becomes a bad guy because he is not angry, and a corpse becomes a zombie because he has an extra breath." ”

Qiusheng: "One more breath? What do you mean? ”

Uncle Nine: "Before a person dies, he is angry, breath-holding, and sulking, and when he dies, he has a breath gathered in his throat. ”

Wencai: "That's to die and keep angry!" ”

Qiusheng: "That's why I said, to be a man is to fight for anger, to die is to lose his anger, and if you are constantly angry, you will harm others and yourself." ”

Uncle Nine said: "You two hurry up and play, and tell me not to miss it when you play it." With that, he left.

Qiusheng and Wencai bounced the entire coffin, and Wang Guang reminded them that they still had the bottom of the coffin.

Qiusheng and Wencai finished playing, and ran away in a fight.

Wang Guang checked it and made sure that there was nothing missing, so he followed out of the house.

As soon as he came out, he saw Qiusheng beating Uncle Jiu, and then ran away in a hurry.

Thinking of that female ghost Dong Xiaoyu, if she really got entangled with Qiusheng, she would be turned into an exchange point to spend flowers.

This night, Uncle Nine had a nightmare, hurried to the morgue, and saw that the coffin of the old lady Ren was still well there, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and ran out before dawn the next day to find the grave of the old lady Ren.

Only by disposing of Old Lady Ren's body and burying it back in the ground can Uncle Nine feel at ease.

The emperor lived up to his painstaking efforts, and it didn't take much time for Uncle Nine to find a pretty good feng shui treasure place, which was more than enough to bury Ren Fa, the richest man in the town.

Early in the morning, Uncle Nine took his two apprentices and Wang Guang to Master Ren's house to discuss the burial.