Chapter 11: The Disgraceful Games
The days that followed were very comfortable and fulfilling, going to class, reading, doing homework, watching TV, occasionally playing football, visiting the park, pressing the road, similar to the past, but a little different, such as ......
"You're insane."
"Oh......"
"What are you doing with me?"
"When do I see you transforming?"
"What?"
"I had a dream on Friday and I dreamed ......"
Lan Yuxuan laughed and scolded me for being a hooligan, saying that I like to watch other girls change clothes.
I'm very wronged, because I've watched one or two episodes of Sailor Moon, or because of the night dress masquerade in it.
Before recess exercises, Lao Mao found that I had been staring at Xiao Zhou, so he thought I was sick, and I didn't explain anything to them......
The recent training has also been relatively easy, and the sprint team has entered a few newcomers, but the results are very average, and Boss Yan feels that there is no hope of participating in the district-level competition, and the intensity is much smaller.
The football team has a few good seedlings, but the serious ball game has never been held, making Boss Yan more decadent than before, and he will play with us when he has the opportunity, and I can also see that after he completed the identity conversion from coach to player, he seems to have regained the happiness of his youth.
But all of this, when Boss Yan said the sentence "prepare for the sports meeting", it was all wiped out.
I remember last year...... On a sunny late summer day...... Well, I'll keep it simple:
Before the 100-meter final last year, chasing the boss and losing the third child were constipated together.
They are the top two in the first Games, and the results of chasing the boss are relatively stable, whether it is training or competition, they can't win the third, so I call him chasing the boss.
As for the third child, in order to curse him, I will call him the third child, because ...... I'm the third......
I heard that at that time, the two class teachers who were still beautiful women immediately decided to let the students buy bananas, claiming that bananas can pass stool, but if they eat it in the toilet, the picture is too beautiful, so the bananas are not used, and the two brothers can only withdraw from the competition.
As a result, I, the "third child", naturally became the favorite to win the championship.
When I stood on the starting line, I was greeted by the cheers of the audience!
I proudly greeted the "lambs" in the stands (I can't find any words to describe my fans, just call them that, statement: it's a joke, fans don't beat me).
But I suddenly realized that their cheers were because they had broken the long jump record, so I pretended to stretch out......
It doesn't matter, run your own pace and let others chase after you!
As soon as the gunshot rang out, I was the first to rush out, leaving behind those imps who were desperately struggling and showing painful expressions, oh no, it was the back of the ass, I wouldn't mind saying that......
Haha, I'm so excited!
Forty meters, thirty meters, twenty meters, ten meters!
School Records...... Bonus, buddy, here!
I stretched out my arms and was about to embrace victory, when suddenly, a UFO appeared in front of me, and I didn't have time to look at it, no, it was a banana!
Who is so unqualified, in order not to let me break the record, he resorted to such indiscriminate means, it is too dirty!
I jumped - "Beautiful! "I'm in the air!
But the danger is not over......
A child rushed into the runway in order to pick up bananas...... After coming into close contact with me, he was knocked away, while poor me saw the clouds in the sky, floating and fluttering, slowly engulfed in darkness......
Star...... Better......
Then, I didn't give up, and resolutely chose to "roll" to the end!
But then I found out that my tenacity was exchanged for a change in the audience's mood: Oops, he's okay, poof...... Hahaha......
Finally, I won the third place in the final with only three participants!
The first two may be the tail of the millennium crane, but the salted fish turned over, and the class of the child who chased the banana was also canceled from the spiritual civilization award, given that this is a case that has not been seen since the beginning of the school, the little ghost and the classmates who fought with him were named and criticized.
I guess that banana is a defecation tool that hasn't had time to work......
Alas...... With this experience, I don't have the face to compete anymore......
There are always painful memories of time, let's go back to the process of the years......
When I came back from recess, I lay on the table and listened to the boy read this year's entry list, and when he reached the 100 meters, he looked up at me, and my body shook suddenly, in response to him.
His real name is Wang Yu, as for why he was nicknamed, I forgot, anyway, I have been calling him for more than two years, and I have long been used to it.
"Hey, aren't you signing up?"
"Nope."
"Aren't you on the training team?"
"So what?"
"Then why didn't you report it?"
"There is no rule that the training team must participate."
"Why don't you have any sportsmanship?"
"And what are you going to report?"
"Hmm...... I thought, but I don't know anything. ”
"That's right, alas, genius is a lot of trouble."
“…… ...... vomit"
At this time, Xiao Zhou walked into the classroom with a yin wind.
"Wang Yu, how's it going?"
"Teacher, everything else is fine, but no one reported one or two hundred meters."
"Huh?"
Xiao Zhou gently dragged the registration form, and after looking at it a few times, he asked the picker to add something to the form......
I felt a chill on my back, as if things weren't that simple, so I kept paying attention to the expression of the man, trying to analyze what the traps were......
I saw him turn from sadness to joy, and he looked at me strangely, and immediately turned from joy to sadness......
I really didn't understand this process......
"Hey, what did Xiao Zhou let you do?"
"Didn't do anything."
"No, what are you doing with me?"
", don't ask what you shouldn't."
“…… Does that mean it has nothing to do with me? ”
"You ask Xiao Zhou to go yourself."
"Damn, you're really not righteous."
My mom used to say that if you have something on your mind, you are prone to insomnia, so I didn't sleep in the next class.
"Brother, to be honest, did Xiao Zhou ask you to fill in my name?"
"You don't have to ask, and you'll know when the time comes."
If I only say the first half of the sentence, I know that I guessed correctly, if I only say the second half of the sentence, I will treat him as lazy to blame me, but when these two are put together, I really can't figure out the routine.
When I got home at noon, I didn't eat much and didn't clean up much, so I fell asleep.
Because listening to TV, lunch break is good for people's health, such as reducing the incidence of coronary heart disease, relieving people's nervousness, etc., in short, it is a necessary operation to improve work and study efficiency and stay awake, and it doesn't take too long, even if you only sleep for 20 minutes.
I don't spare my life, most of the naps are purely because of boredom, and I also piggyback on my hands to improve the quality of the lectures, which is not a casual thing, I just love to sleep, not that I have any problems to sleep.
Sometimes although he is lying on his stomach, he is actually "fake sleep", giving the teacher an illusion - "Although this thing sleeps in class, his academic performance is not bad, he may really be a genius".
What do you think? Hidden merit and fame!