"I heard a big joke this morning, do you want to hear it?" Sakura was eating buns as her eyes slid over us.

"There is something to say, there is a fart" As soon as I finished speaking, I was glared at by my mother, and I could only eat honestly with my head down.

"When I went out for a walk in the morning, I met the third sister, and the third sister said to me hahaha... She said hahaha...... "Sakura held her stomach and knocked on the table with a smile, my sister looked at her with a puzzled face, and I couldn't help laughing, I can't tell what is funny, anyway, she is quite funny."

"Oh, you can say it quickly" Zhubei straightened Sakura, who was about to laugh under the table, and urged her to speak quickly.

"Okay, good", Sakura wiped the smile and tears from the corners of her eyes, and sat up straight, "The third sister said that the son of the Wang family, it is that Wang Pingzhi, and he poofed in the morning...... Hahaha, you wait for me to slow down, hahaha" After speaking, he laughed again, making our whole group face confused.

"I'm afraid she won't be able to do it, let's invite the third sister when she goes back, and when she smiles, my nephew has been born" I shook my head helplessly at Zhubei, who covered her mouth and chuckled when she heard this.

"Don't don't, I'm so good, I'll tell you. That's it, that Wang Gongzi doesn't like to gamble and drink flower wine, he won a lot of money in the auspicious gambling house last night, and then he went to the Qinglou, played all night, and came out at dawn. At this time, there were people setting up stalls in the vegetable market on the street one after another, he walked on the street slowly, and saw Uncle Liu pouring night incense, so he had to ask the uncle to cook a bowl of wontons for him, so where did Uncle Liu get the wontons? Wang Pingzhi saw that Uncle Liu didn't give it to him, so he turned over in the dung bucket by himself, you said that he didn't stink, Uncle Liu stopped him, he was still anxious, and finally sat down in the dung bucket under the dispute, and the onlookers around him laughed crazy, but unfortunately I was not in front of me, and I couldn't see it with my own eyes hahahaha, you say it's not funny"

"Well, it's funny, but you're exaggerating, aren't you?" I looked at her speechlessly.

"Isn't that funny?" Sakura was incredulous, and hurriedly asked Zhubei if she was funny, and Zhubei pulled out a smile in embarrassment.

"Eating, Sakura, you are not allowed to say these disgusting words at the dinner table next time" My mother was a little displeased, since the conflict with the Wang family intensified last time, my mother felt extremely disgusted when she heard the news of the Wang family.

Sakura was displeased with my mother when she saw a little trickery, so she stopped smiling and ate honestly. The sister over there gently shook her mother's hand and comforted her, and the mother looked at her sister, and thought that her sister was now living a happy life, so she stretched her brows and was no longer angry.

"Ding'er, someone sent a letter just now, saying that it was for you" Zhubei had just come back from the shop, and said at the door that he had met a child who was about to deliver a letter to me, so he brought it to me.

I tore it apart, and the letter said that I would be asked to meet "Cloud Shadow Peak", Cloud Shadow Peak? Isn't that where Master Qi Yun lives, could it be that he asked me out? But does he know who I am? But whether Qi Yun or his master asked me, I definitely want to go.

I changed my clothes and hurried to the appointment, and my father had to come with me when he found out. If it was really Master Qi Yun who saw me and my father followed, wouldn't the fact that I was an imposter be exposed? I decisively refused his accompaniment, and finally brought Sakura this chatter, so I barely gagged my father's mouth.

"You haven't taken me out in a long time?" Sakura pouted and complained to me.

I glanced at her, "Why don't you take you, don't you count?" ”

"Hmph" Sakura tilted her head to the side and ignored me. I forced her head back, "Sister, can you keep your eyes on the front while driving?" ”

"Can I ride backwards?" Sakura has a proud face.

"Okay, okay, you're the best," I complimented her perfunctorily, and the girl was satisfied again, and when we reached the top of the mountain.

"You're telling me to jump?" Sakura pointed to her nose and was shocked.

I nodded, "yes, yes, did you see that little raised rock?" I should have jumped there, then the reddish stone, and then I could almost find the chain, go ahead. I patted Sakura's little buttocks.

"Are you sure? Although I can work lightly, but the mistakes of the decision-makers cannot be carried by the executors," Sakura was full of suspicion.

I swallowed my saliva, of course I'm not very sure, the last time I came, it was already dark, and Qi Yun was very fast, and he had already flown up before I could react, where should I go to confirm.

Seeing that I hesitated, Sakura squinted at me, "I knew you were unreliable"

Just as Sakura and I were arguing with a blank face, a rope flew over from the top of the opposite hill and clicked onto the rocks below us.

"It's still a two-way street, cool" I yelled at Sakura, and then it was time for her to play.

Sakura's boyfriend was so strong that he put his arm around me, straddled me under her armpits, and flew to the opposite side with a little foot, so scared that I grabbed her belt and "squeaked", and when she was about to land, her toes jumped on the chain and fell to the ground steadily.

In fact, I have already practiced this light skill well, and if I am on flat ground, I can fly at such a distance. However, when I saw the abyss below, I withered.

"No one?" Sakura glanced around and was a little puzzled, and I looked at this maze with an innocent face, and Sakura and I were afraid that we wouldn't be able to get out.

"Hey, Township Party, we've come over, how can this maze be broken~~" I shouted loudly in the direction of the small villa with both hands in the shape of a trumpet, and we were greeted by silence, this fellow is quite able to put on a score.

"Then why don't we do our own research first," I suggested without confidence.

Sakura crossed her hands on her hips and was a little irritable, "No, I said he wrote a letter to let you come, and he didn't let you in, is he full of food?"

"Oops" I patted Sakura's shoulder, "Young man, don't be so angry, the masters of the hidden world are a little fetish."

Sakura's anger has not disappeared, she doesn't like anything that needs to use her brain, and now she needs to be careful in this maze, how can she feel aggrieved, we walked for a long time in the array, and still can't see the lake, and now I can't stop the rampaging Sakura.

"I'm going to cut down all these broken trees, what are you doing with these things" Sakura flew to the flower tree with a "whoosh", raised her sword and prepared to split.

I glanced around and saw that there was still no movement around, "Hey, she's really~ going to split...... At this time, don't pretend to be cool, the trees you worked so hard to plant have been cut down, don't you feel distressed? You can't resurrect a tree when it dies."

"Don't shout, I don't think this old man cares, let me cut them all, I'll see where I can hide when I'm bare," Sakura shouted at me face down.

I nodded, "Okay, anyway, I'm going to say it, people just don't come out, I can't help it"

"Ah~~" On the top of the tree, Sakura warmed up with a sword flower, and was about to split after the warm-up, but the sword did not touch the treetops and only listened to "de."

g", the saber was knocked away, and I didn't even look at what the hidden weapon was. I can't help but be shocked, isn't that person my township party? Did you really become a peerless master after crossing over?

"You two little girls are so bold, dare to attack the flowers and trees I have worked so hard to cultivate" There was a sound in the forest, and my heart trembled.

"It's not just to lure you out," Sakura suddenly shouted in one direction, and I turned to that side as well.

"Hahaha, there are really few people who dare to use this method to let me appear, since you want to see me, then the old man is coming~~"

As the words fell, an old man with silver hair at the end of the flower tree rose into the air, and his footsteps tapped lightly on the top of the flower tree, quickly approaching us.

"I can't mess with it, I can't afford to mess with ......" Sakura was stunned, opening her mouth wide and looking shocked.

But I noticed that when the old man approached, he seemed to have a wire tied to his back, as if he had hung Wia.

"Hey" The old man fell to the ground lightly, raised his hands, and made a perfect move. Then he touched his back with both hands, and the wire-like rope retreated.

This Nima is a big liar, I clasped my hands on my chest, and looked at him for a long time, Sakura was still immersed in the atmosphere he created, and I didn't find these little tricks, I just looked at the old man with admiration, and I didn't know that this little girl had any ulterior thoughts about this old man, which was very terrible.

"Grandpa, your kung fu is so good, can you teach me?" Sakura looked at this liar with a look of admiration, and she made the mistake of apprenticeship again when she met a master.

"Hahaha, worship me as a teacher, old man, I don't easily accept apprentices" The old liar smiled with a wrinkled face.

"Old man, you can teach me a few tricks, and I can be an outer disciple!" Sakura pulled his sleeve and shook it back and forth, when it came to martial arts, she had no discipline at all.

"It's not that he doesn't want to teach, it's that he doesn't have the real talent to teach you" I looked at the old liar and turned his back to him, his deception has been seen through by me, the hidden weapon just now is just issued in a specific track, as soon as the mechanism is turned on, the natural power is endless, as for the sound transmission into the secret, but it is just a traditional megaphone, and it is over in a louder roar.

"Hey, you little girl dare to look down on me? Where do you think I don't have real talent? The old liar jumped to his feet angrily, ran to me and looked fixedly, asking for an explanation.

I looked him up and down slowly, and looked at him in the middle of my heart, "Old liar, your deception skills are indeed advanced, if I am also from here, it is inevitable to be fooled by you, but it just so happens that I am from the same place as you...... You can't fool me."

"What?" The old liar was shocked and then froze when he heard me, I panicked, wasn't I scared and sick? After all, I'm old.

"Ding'er, what are you talking about? Look at the old man who scares him," Sakura immediately stepped forward to probe the old liar's snort.

"Hmm~" When Sakura's hand was about to be withdrawn under his snort, the old liar came back to his senses and looked at it, and the scene was slightly embarrassing.

"You say you and I are from the same place?" The old man looked at me very excited, too, no matter how good I walked through it, there would be a feeling of being out of place, and it was certainly worth being excited to meet me from the same era as him.

I nodded, he happily pointed his finger at me, but he lowered his head and didn't know how to say, I thought he was going to test me, so he took the first step to prove himself, "What is our slogan?" ”

"There are no tooth decays," the old liar read out the next sentence very cooperatively.

I nodded with satisfaction and continued, "Backgammon point reader"

"Where you won't order" The old liar continued to pick up perfectly, "You are really from the 21st century, really the same as me" The old man looked at the sky with emotion.

I saw that he was not in the right state, and I was a little worried, "What's wrong?" Have you traveled so long and still can't accept reality? ”

"How to accept the reality, I am only a young man in my early thirties in the 21st century, and I am an eighty-year-old man here, how can I accept it~ Woo ~ Woo ~ Woo " The old liar wiped his tears without saying a word, this appearance is indeed very contrary to the eighty-year-old man.

"That's a bit of a loss," I patted him on the shoulder sympathetically and comforted, "Old liar...... Oh no, big brother, since we can't change it, we can only accept it."

"It's easy to say, how old were you before you crossed over?" The old liar touched his tears and asked.

"Me? I only crossed over ~ uh, 13 years old, and I'm a year older than that" I looked dissatisfied.

"Fart, look at your posture of talking doesn't look like a 13 yes, you must be 23 years old, and you're so much younger after coming over, you're afraid that I'll be jealous before you lie to me, right?" The old liar analyzed sadly.

I grinned, this person is really decrepit, but how about getting old? People will always get old, and it is also a unique experience to see through the world and precipitate oneself.

"Hey~ Big brother, let's not talk about this, we can't change it. What are you asking me to do today? I patted him on the shoulder, and since I knew that the eighty-year-old face was hiding the soul of a thirty-year-old, I had no scruples.

The old liar was stunned for a moment, and seemed to remember, "Oh, yes, I came to you, didn't I just want to see what kind of girlfriend my little apprentice had, I finally found out" The old liar stroked his white eyebrows and began to look at me.

"You weren't there last time we came, how did you know that Qi Yun had a girlfriend?" I'm a little weird.

"Eh~", "You don't need to know this, you just need to understand that since we are all fellow countrymen, I firmly support the affairs of the two of you" "Come on, come on, you come with me" The old liar put his arm around my shoulders and began to take me aside, Sakura wanted to follow, but I stopped her.

"What are you going to say to me?"

The old liar sighed, "I've been here for almost ten years, although my actual age is not so old, but Qi Yun's child grew up watching me when I was a child, if he likes you, if he wants the tender cow to eat your old grass, I can't stop it~~ uh... Burst... Why did you do this? The old liar bent over his stomach and looked pained.

"You're only an old cow, my aunt and I are not old, don't think that you can rely on the old and sell the old in front of me now in your seventies and eighties, believe it or not, I will send you back in advance?" I withdrew my fist and rubbed it silently.

"Okay, okay... I can't mess with you, I can't afford to provoke you, I won't talk about this, but you can do it lightly, my body is old" The old liar complained about me, and I ignored it directly.

I looked at him impatiently, "Say, how did you know about Qi Yun, did you put something strange on him?" Or did he come to you? ”

"No, no, isn't he still locked up in Qicheng. I know it's because the stinky boy didn't leave me a letter, ask me what kind of surprises the little girls like, I don't know, and then I know it's you, so I wrote a post and asked you to come over. The old liar looked at me aggrievedly.

"Then since Qi Yun asked you for advice, and you came to me and told me the plan, how can you explain it to him?" I continued to go berserk.

The old liar instinctively wanted to talk back, but when he remembered something, he immediately turned back to his aggrieved face, "How do I know that you are so tough, I'm just curious about what kind of girl that stupid boy who has not yet opened his love will like"

I rolled up my sleeves, and the old liar was so frightened that he covered his eyes with his sleeves. "Look at your cowardice, I don't know how you've been messing around for so many years" I scorned fiercely.

"I rely on my mouth to break through the rivers and lakes, not brute force...", the old liar muttered quietly, and was silenced by my glance.

"Then I know it now, how are you going to explain it to Qi Yun? Do you know what he should do if he knows that I know all the plans and that his little heart is not broken? I stared at him blankly.

The old liar nodded again and again, "I know, I know, we haven't seen each other today, I don't know anything", I patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction and boasted, "Young man, you have eyesight, and you have a bright future."

The old liar, who was mostly in the ground, dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so he could only roll his eyes outside my blind spot.

"Then since you're here, tell me about your inventions over the years, your inventions, and Qi Yun's childhood" Speaking of this, he smiled unconsciously, and the corners of the old liar's mouth were very disgusted.

"I think you're a drunkard, you don't mean to drink, the point is to hear about Xiao Yun'er."

I looked at him indifferently, "So what?" Do you say it or not? ”

"Say, auntie, I'll tell you ......"

The old liar was forced by my obscenity, and under my persecution, he told Qi Yun everything from childhood to adulthood, and almost didn't laugh me to death, if Qi Yun knew that I had heard so much about his black history, he would definitely kill people, I thought it was already funny to be stung by a bee, but who knew that there was still a little fireworks that almost burned the little bird, the scholar hero saved the beauty and was almost falsely accused by the little sister, and he was almost drowned while playing in the water, etc. It turned out that the stupid boy was so afraid of water, but he jumped down without hesitation to save me, what a fool.

"Why are you still moved? Am I talking about sensationalism? "The old liar stretched out his hand and dangled it back and forth in front of me.

"By the way, how could Qi Yun worship you, an old liar, as a master?" I stared suspiciously at the old liar.

"Hey, I was a famous master ten years ago," the old liar argued dissatisfiedly.

"Master? I don't believe it, the old liar's self-esteem has been hurt, and he has to fight with me.

"Ten years ago, I was not so unprofessional, looking at feng shui, medical skills, and institutions are all involved, very omnipotent"

"But you can't, City Lord Qi sent his precious son to learn feng shui from you, right?" I still can't connect this god stick with the son of a dignified city lord.

"I'll heal him," the old liar looked at me like a fool.

"Heal?" I was confused.

"You don't know?" The old liar covered his mouth, as if he had discovered something terrible, I shook my head indifferently, I really don't know what kind of illness Qi Yun has, except for the vague lack of something on his body.... Medicinal gas.

"Xiao Yun'er has poison in her mother's body, Xiao Yun'er was affected in her mother's womb, and after giving birth, she couldn't stand it and almost died. I repeatedly saw that many people could not be cured, and then I heard that the dead horse was used as a live horse doctor, so he barely suppressed the poison in his body, and then he worshipped me as a teacher to follow me, and I also specially built a bed for him, which can be suppressed when the poison is released, but the effect of this bed will be immune when he is ten years old, and it will not work. "What do you want?" The old liar waved his hand in front of me, and I pushed his hand away and motioned for him to continue.

"There's nothing to do next, my side won't work, his father can only take him back to the Northern Fantasy Country to ask for medicine. But Xiao Yun'er's poison has no cure, so she can only scrape the poison once a month and suppress it, so she hangs like this."

"No cure? What poison is so difficult to solve? ”

"The secret poison of the Northern Underworld, the poppy throat leaf" The old liar said cautiously, as if he was very jealous.

"Is there really no solution to poison?" I muttered to myself.

The old liar heard it closely, and patted me, "There used to be an antidote, but then the palace pharmacist died, and no one knew the antidote anymore, and now it can only be hung with an incomplete formula." ”

"Have you ever heard that the blood of the Holy Maiden of Meishan can cure diseases? Do you think this blood can save him? "This is the first reaction in my heart, since it has a miraculous effect, maybe it will help this incurable poison.

Holy Blood? How many years ago did this happen, and now where did the saint come from, Meishan has fallen. However, there are rumors that the "snow lotus seeds" of Qiming Mountain can detoxify this poison, but I don't know if it's true or not."

"Snow lotus seeds? If there's hope, why not give it a try? "I don't understand.

"Auntie, that's Qiming Mountain, who dares to go, not to mention that the snow lotus seed is guarded by an ice dragon, but the terrain in the mountain is extremely steep, full of cliffs, ice spikes, and cones, which are beyond the reach of human beings" The old liar shook his head, speechless at my loneliness.

"Are you a modern person, and you can believe in such a mythical and legendary thing as a dragon?"

"Of course I didn't believe it before, but now even crossing can happen, what do I not believe? Don't talk about dragons, just tell me that there is a Monkey King, I believe it" The old liar, crooked mouth and a scoundrel.

Also, this kind of thing exists, so why can't you believe it if you have a dragon? But I still don't understand why I gave up without even trying, until Huang He's heart didn't die, I didn't try it myself, I wouldn't compromise, Qi Yun never told me about his illness. Why? Are you afraid that I know that I am worried or I don't treat me as my own person at all, why have I known him for so long, but I have never noticed it, how many times I have smelled the medicine on his body and I have not thought about it, why I entered the palace to save me and almost died, recalling him lying on the hospital bed, the smell of medicine at that time was surprisingly strong, I am afraid that I am sick and sick, no wonder Uncle Qi looks at me so unpleasantly, no wonder he left for ten days and half a month, no wonder he always feels that his face is pale and weak every time he sees him again, no wonder ......