Chapter 666: Random Mandarin Duck Spectrum
Gao Laozhuang is a small village in Wusi Tibet, and most of the local people have the surname Gao, and most of them are related to their ancestors. Mrs. Gao is obviously the elder of the Gao family in this lineage, the family has money, land, and prestige, and his words may be more effective than the official documents of the upper government. Theoretically speaking, Mrs. Gao can be regarded as the emperor of the soil here.
However, Mrs. Gao has been very annoyed recently, because of the monster son-in-law, Mrs. Gao's reputation has suffered a huge blow, and the villagers no longer trust him, feeling that he has been bewitched by the monster, and no relatives dare to visit his house. This is undoubtedly a very big blow to Mrs. Gao, who is used to enjoying the admiration of the villagers, so Mrs. Gao goes everywhere to find mages to subdue demons. It's a pity that Gao Laozhuang is located in the middle of nowhere, and few masters pass by, occasionally find some mages, and where is the opponent of the fat-headed monster son-in-law? provoked the monster to be anxious, so he simply locked the senior high school lady in the yard and did not allow his relatives to meet.
On the mountain outside Gao Laozhuang, Luo Han released his spiritual power and learned the general situation from the gossip of the villagers.
"This is interesting, I thought Zhu Bajie did something bad to make Mrs. Gao angry, and the feelings were purely the pressure of public opinion." After recounting what he had heard, Luo Han shrugged and said: "This Zhu Bajie is also a seed of infatuation, Master Gao treats him like this, and he still wants to be a son-in-law." ”
Huoyun smiled: "Maybe it's because I fell in love with the Gao family's fields." According to the plot, Zhu Bajie should have been ignited by Guanyin, received the precepts, kept five meat and three hated, and didn't farm the land just by digging wild vegetables, where can he survive? ”
Meng Zhihuan pouted and said: "The two of you will only analyze from interests, but what I see is a poignant love that is not recognized by the world." This pig demon loves Miss Gao with all his heart, so he does not hesitate to put down his body and cultivate the land as a mortal. And Miss Gao loves his diligence and simplicity, and she will never change because he is a demon. You also said that this pig demon has been here for three years, although the demon body was exposed earlier, Miss Gao never disliked it, until Mrs. Gao became more and more excessive, and only annoyed the pig demon and locked Miss Gao in the backyard, in order not to let the family affect the relationship between the two, which shows that they are happy with each other. ”
Luo Han shrugged, he didn't care if Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan really loved each other, anyway, Zhu Bajie was destined to learn from the scriptures, this was the will of God, and no one could change it.
Meng Zhihuan rolled her eyes after speaking, and asked, "You said that this pig demon will definitely join the scripture learning team, why?" ”
Huoyun replied, "This was arranged by Heavenly Court and Western Heaven, and it was planned for a long time. When Sun Wukong got out of trouble from the Five Elements Mountain, he shocked the East China Sea, but was he suppressed to the Five Elements Mountain again? No matter how capable Zhu Bajie is, can he still compete with Heavenly Court and Xitian? ”
Meng Zhihuan knew about this, after all, there were countless casualties in the East China Sea War, but the soul of the monkey water tribe on the bridge was full for a while. This made Meng Zhihuan a little discouraged, and sighed: "There is no way to help them?" The last thing I want is for a lover to be torn apart. ”
Luo Han shook his head: "Don't come nonsense, this is not a trivial matter, if you don't do it, you will be punished by God." ”
Meng Zhihuan suddenly thought: "If you kill Miss Gao, let her soul live with this pig demon, and accompany him to the West Heaven, do you think it's okay?" ”
In the end, he is a person in the underworld, and he really doesn't take human life seriously. Luo Han hurriedly stopped her dangerous thoughts: "Stop, if you dare to do this, Miss Gao, I don't know, Zhu Bajie will definitely not be grateful to you." And if you think about this kind of thing before the ghost is over, Zhu Bajie will not agree. Platonic spiritual love is absolutely not suitable for goods like Zhu Bajie. ”
Meng Zhihuan was puzzled: "What Plato?" ”
"It was a philosopher many years ago farther west than the western heavens." Huoyun said: "Anyway, if you know what you mean, we will watch this matter, and never interfere." ”
"Okay." Meng Zhihuan responded and did not speak again.
At this time, there was a sound of horses' hooves in the distance, Luo Han and Huoyun glanced at each other, knowing that it was Tang Seng who had arrived, so they collected their spiritual power, hid their figures, and only observed with their eyes.
A handsome white horse dragged a monk wearing a Pilu hat and a big red and gold silk robe appeared, this monk looked big-eared, upright, and dignified, thinking that it was the royal brother who attracted countless banshees to stick upside down. Next to him is a yellow-haired monkey, wearing a monk's hat and a golden hoop, and a tiger skin skirt tied around his waist, who else can there be besides Sun Wukong?
A villager led Tang Seng and his apprentices to hurry towards the largest courtyard in the village, and the plot began.
The three of them watched from afar, and Meng Zhihuan was a little disappointed: "It turns out that Monkey King looks like this?" This is a monkey. ”
"Or else? Wearing a crown of cupola, wearing golden armor, and stepping on seven-colored clouds? Who doesn't have to wear that? Luo Han whispered: "Don't say it, this little tiger skin skirt is quite good." ”
"Hey, hey, hey......" The two old drivers let out a burst of unintentional laughter, which made Meng Zhihuan a little confused.
At this time, Sun Wukong in the distance suddenly looked over, his eyes shot out of golden light, Luo Han and Huoyun hurriedly pulled Meng Zhihuan to lie down and hide in the grass.
"This guy, the perception is higher than I thought."
On the other side, Tang Seng was puzzled: "Wukong, what are you looking at?" ”
The golden light emitted by Sun Wukong's fiery eyes is invisible to Tang Seng to the naked eye. Therefore, Tang Seng just saw Sun Wukong staring in one direction and glared at him.
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I think it's a wild boar or hare in the mountains or something." ”
What Sun Wukong didn't say was that since he came out of the Five Elements Mountain, he has always had a feeling of being spied on, and with his character, if it weren't for the fact that there was an oil bottle by his side, he would have gone to find out.
Forget it, it may be sent by those bullshit fairies to oversee it, my grandson just needs to do his part. Sun Wukong, who has been suppressed for the second time, has changed his mentality, and understands that this is a long-planned operation, and he has no other choice than to go to the west by road, so he is not as unconvinced as the original plot. However, Rao is like this, he was still put on a golden hoop by Guanyin for a reason, and he was helpless.
When he entered Gao's house and heard that the monster son-in-law was coming, Sun Wu laughed a few words, then made a plan, rescued Gao Cuilan, and pretended to wait for Zhu Bajie.
At night, a demonic wind blew, and Zhu Wuneng, who had changed his name, came to Miss Gao's room and started the plot interaction with Sun Wukong in the classic Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law.
Soon after, the demon wind left, Zhu Bajie left with the fake "Gao Cuilan", and the Gao family all raised their hearts, worried that Sun Wukong would not be able to deal with the monster, but Tang Seng talked calmly and calmly about the Buddha.
Suddenly, a maid stumbled in and shouted, "Master, it's not good! Sir, no! ”
Mrs. Gao was shocked: "What's the matter?" ”
The maid hurriedly said, "Third Miss, she ...... She ......"
Mrs. Gao was even more anxious: "What's wrong with Cuilan?" You mean! ”
She ...... She...... It's gone! ”
Mrs. Gao didn't carry it in one breath, and almost fainted, and the family members next to him hurriedly supported him and comforted him with nonsense, even Tang Seng said: "Don't worry, don't worry, when Wukong returns, he will be able to save Miss Gao." ”
Master Gao panted and said: "In the past, no matter how I tried to find a mage to deal with that demon, he only beat away the mage, and never touched Cuilan, how did he kidnap Cuilan this time?" Where is this called my Gao family's face? ”
The maid said: "Master, the slave thinks that it is probably not my uncle's doing." ”
"You...... Are you still ...... Call that aunt? Are you going to be angry with the old man? ”
The maid hurriedly said: "Master, Miss was still in the room when the monster left, so the slave felt that there was someone else who kidnapped Miss." ”
"This ...... This ......" Hearing the maid say this, everyone was a little stunned, the Gao family has always been worried about the pig demon, how could they have thought that there were other people fighting Gao Cuilan's idea?
Someone said, "If it's not that guy, who can it be?" Could it be that he still has accomplices? ”
Mrs. Gao eased up at this time, shook his head and said: "That guy has no relatives, I think he is alone, and he only knows people in the village, and he has never seen him deal with outsiders, where will there be accomplices?" It's a strange thing, could it be ......"
Speaking of this, Mrs. Gao looked at Tang Seng with suspicion: "There are no outsiders in this village, Elder Tang came with an apprentice who looks like a monster, and Cuilan was taken away, isn't it that Elder Tang colluded with the monster to pretend to subdue the demon, but in fact he was plotting against him?" ”
Speaking of the back, Mrs. Gao's tone was so stern that the spit spittle squirted on Tang Seng's face. Tang Seng was also confused, where could he tell the difference, he could only proclaim the Buddha's name.
Of course, Gao Cuilan will not disappear for no reason, in the mountains more than ten miles away from Gao Laozhuang, Luo Han and Huoyun looked helplessly at Gao Cuilan, who was brought back by Meng Zhihuan.
"What's wrong with you? Didn't I say you weren't allowed to meddle? Luo Han was also speechless, he and Huoyun were originally hanging Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie from afar, watching these two future opponents fight, but they fled in the cloud under Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong chased after him and broke into Fuling Mountain. The two were worried about being exposed, and they didn't catch up with them because they knew the result, so they turned around and came back, and saw that this girl had brought Gao Cuilan.
Meng Zhihuan's cultivation is also lowly compared to Luo Han and his group, and he is also a public official on an errand in the underworld, which is more than enough to deal with ordinary people. Gao Cuilan, on the other hand, looked panicked and didn't know what was going on at all.
Meng Zhihuan ignored Luo Han and asked Gao Cuilan: "Miss Gao, you and Zhu Gangguan really love each other?" ”
Gao Cuilan lowered her head and said: "Although he is a monster, he is very good to me, he is obedient to everything, considerate, and has never harmed my family." Since I have been married to him for three years, I am a monster, and I have been in love for a long time. It's just that my father hates his identity, and I can't help it. ”
Meng Zhihuan said: "As long as you really love each other, this girl will not let go." Since your father doesn't like who he is, as long as you go away and don't show up in front of him, it's not a problem. ”
Gao Cuilan shook her head: "My eldest sister and second sister are both married, and my father was looking for a son-in-law for me to support the elderly, but if I leave, ......"
"What are you afraid of? Your two sisters are both married locally, and if your father has something to do, don't they care about it? Besides, I don't think your father hates that pig demon, it's just that he's too cowardly to gossip. As long as you get married and disappear for a few years, with your father's status in Gao Laozhuang, who can say anything? When the limelight passes, you come back to visit your relatives, and say that the pig demon has kidnapped you, who dares to blame your father? Aren't you afraid that the monster will come to his house in the middle of the night to take revenge? ”
Gao Cuilan looked confused: "How can this be done?" ”
Meng Zhihuan said: "Have you ever heard of a family whose family was abducted by robbers being blamed by their neighbors? It's all because your husband is too good-hearted, not vicious enough, and willing to compromise that you are used to those stinky problems in the neighborhood. You listen to me, keep it and let you fly together. ”
"Meng Zhihuan, you're enough." Luo Han couldn't listen to it anymore, "Zhu Wu can be enlightened by Guanyin, waiting for the person to learn the scriptures here, now that the person has arrived, he is destined to embark on the road to the west, you are so messy with the mandarin duck spectrum, it's useless." ”
Meng Zhihuan retorted: "They really love each other, why can't they break through the shackles together?" Who can't take the scriptures? Nothing, it has to be him? I don't think that Zhu Wuneng really wants to learn from the scriptures, otherwise why would he marry Gao Cuilan? If you don't try it, you won't say it's okay, you're beating the mandarin ducks, cold-blooded, ruthless, and selfish. ”
Luo Han frowned and said, "Why didn't I find out, you are still a fantasy faction?" You have to take care of this matter, and don't pull us along. When Sun Wukong comes to the door, you can talk to him about the pricelessness of true love. Fire clouds, let's go. ”
Luo Han pulled the fire cloud, but the fire cloud did not move.
"You ......"
Huoyun sighed and said, "Hanfeng, I have the same idea as you. But...... Zhihuan she helped me, I can't watch her being beaten to death by Sun Wukong, you know Sun Wukong's temper, if you don't agree, you may die. You go, I won't help her, but I have to save her life. ”
Luo Han hurriedly said: "You are crazy, even if your strength increases, it is Sun Wukong." ”
"I'm just saving her life, and I shouldn't have to fight with my life." Huoyun shook his head, still insisting.
"Since you insist, good luck." Luo Han walked away with his sword and disappeared in the night sky.
"I knew that Brother Huoyun was the best for me, so he didn't look like that cold-blooded guy." Meng Zhihuan smiled comfortably at Huoyun, and then began to pull Gao Cuilan away to instill some views that were too advanced for Gao Cuilan.
Huoyun felt that this girl was probably deliberately designed by a certain designer, and her independence of thought simply surpassed that of the twenty-first century. However, Huoyun still reminded aloud: "Even if you can steal Miss Gao, you can't save Zhu Wuneng." It's not to hit you, if the pig's head knows the details of Sun Wukong, he will definitely bow to him, and whatever is high and green will be left behind. ”
Gao Cuilan was just silent next to her, but Meng Zhihuan said unhappily: "Didn't you think about it?" If Miss Gao is safe and sound, it will be fine, but Miss Gao is missing, as long as he loves Miss Gao, it will be impossible for him to learn from him with confidence. We'll see. ”