Chapter 243: My surname is Cheng now
"Be quiet, give me some attention to classroom discipline."
Li Min can vaguely distinguish the sound of the blackboard erasing the mountain, and the floating white ash can also be vaguely distinguished, isn't this the so-called Tyndall effect, but now I have really seen it.
"Damn, don't you have any students on duty in your class, and you don't know how to clean up the podium when it's dirty."
"It's dirty, no, we clean it three times a day." A boy with a hairstyle that resembles his brother Cai in society shouted that Li Min didn't plan to reason with him, as the so-called gentleman does not move, it is also a matter of principle that he respects.
"Report." At this time, the cute and sweet voice of a female classmate suddenly came from outside the door.
"Come in."
When the female student walked in, all eyes in the class were focused on her alone. Of course, there is also Li Min among them.
Under the neat school uniform, what is hidden is the budding heart of youth. The flowing hair matches the pink *** knot on her forehead, and a pair of delicate and clean canvas shoes seem to be specially designed for her.
If Li Min hadn't known Xie Menglu, he would probably confess to that girl by now.
"Why are you late?"
The girl also looked shy, stuck out her tongue, grabbed one hand and twisted the other for a long time, and then said, "I accidentally overslept." She had long heard that there would be a new teacher coming for this class, but she didn't think that it was a teenager, probably an intern, and she did a lot at a young age, and the future road must be promising.
"I see, if you are pressed for time in the future, you can squint in the classroom for a while. Well, you sit down first. ”
"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first, my name is Li Min, Min is the prefix of the Japanese word above, and then there is a text below. Entrusted by a special person, I will give you physics for the next month or so, and I hope that we can cooperate happily with each other and leave a good impression on each other. Besides, I'm not the kind of person who does unprepared battles, I just took a look in the office, Xin Qiang in your class, 73 in physics, ranked first, quite good, he has mastered the most basic code. ”
"Report."
At this time, a late voice sounded outside the door again, and I heard that this time it was a male classmate.
"Come in."
Immediately, the door was pushed open, and I saw a big man with a height of 1.8 meters walking in.
I have to say that Li Min has to look up at him with an upward gaze, the legendary master.
"Let's go down." He didn't say anything this time, because every minute in the classroom was an extremely precious existence.
"Now that the students have turned to page 79 of the book, let's enter the ocean of Newton's three laws of mechanics." In order to avoid forgetting words due to nervousness, he also thought of a special method, that is, to use the spare time last night to write down what he was going to say on a piece of paper in advance, so that even if he read it down, it would be fine.
F=ma
He wrote a classic formula on the blackboard, and the college entrance examination must be taken every year.
This is clearly the concise form of Newton's second law, which is that the force causes the object to gain acceleration.
Li Min spoke in written language, and used an easy-to-understand technique to explain the doorway in a simple way.
He turned around again and wrote another formula on the blackboard, F=F'.
When he turned his back to his classmates, one of the boys stood up and sat down suddenly when he saw that he was about to turn around.
Hehe, sure enough, they are the students who paid for it, but they are still too young, no wonder a class of more than 70 people can be admitted to a college student.
With such a small progression rate, I don't know how to work hard, and I don't know what they're thinking.
Of course, no one can escape Li Min's fiery eyes, in fact, he has already discovered it, so what's the point of saying it.
This time he turned his head again to write on the blackboard, and there was a stirring among his classmates.
"Chen Ye, have you finished drinking, do you raise goldfish at home?"
The classmate took a few sips, then threw the bottle of drink towards the last few rows like Kobe Bryant's shot.
The chalk in Li Min's hand at this time was really broken due to too much force, and he couldn't help it.
"You two in the third and penultimate rows, stand up for me."
"Niu Zihao, stand up." The history teacher's sudden rebuke was like the smell of Genghis Khan galloping on the steppe.
He was so frightened that he didn't dare to disobey his master's orders, so he had to let the coke overflow from the bottle, and finally spill it all on the ground.
For ordinary people, this may not be a big deal, but for the hungry and thirsty, Coke can also be a liquid for elixir.
Every drop of sprinkling made Niu Zihao's heart ache.
Fortunately, the teacher didn't say anything more, and continued to attend his class, probably speechless, otherwise how could this be.
"You two, stand in the hallway for me." Li Min felt that if he didn't be ruthless, he might not be able to deal with these students.
Next, he borrowed the teacher's official authority, if anyone dares to disturb classroom discipline again, then I'm sorry, see you in the office.
Sometimes, if you're very committed to something, time will naturally be faster. Before I knew it, the bell was ringing.
"Students, this class will go up here first, and the next class will continue to pick up and end the class." He didn't want to drag the hall, even if it was just for a second, it wouldn't work. If you have to do this, it will only stink for 10,000 years.
Taking up a few minutes of students' rest to class, it is undoubtedly the teacher is catching up with the schedule, which is a selfish performance, this time, who will plan to really listen to the class, it is estimated that the heart has long been on the playground.
After putting down the book, Li Min ran to the microcomputer classroom.
"How's it going?" Monroe asked him as she ate ice cream.
"It's okay, it's just a little nervous at first, but then I got used to it." Li Min looked at the ice cream in her hand, she was a little salivating, and after a lesson, her throat should be smoking, "Lulu, didn't you buy me one?" ”
"I knew you were going to want it, you see what it is." As she spoke, she took out a big foot board with some ice cream with melon seeds on it.
When the teacher came, they didn't dare to say anything.
As for the course of information technology, it spent two of the three years of high school with it, and in the second semester of the first year of high school, there was a small exam.
Those students who failed the pass can only show their edge in the make-up exam.
The influence of this course is actually not as far-reaching as sports, it is only one session a week, which is scarce and pitiful, and in the first semester of the second year of high school, I only learn general techniques, not exams.
Due to the National Day holiday, Wang Xiang was impatient to wait for this day, and he connected the prepared USB flash drive to the computer.
"Glory of Kings, I have to kill you today, and the MVP is also mine."
He chose the hero Han Xin, who was domineering as soon as he appeared, and he was a few knives at the wild monster, and he quickly rose to the second level.
Men and women are matched, and the jungler is not tired.
If you can bring your sister to the king, it will be fun.
In the first (ninth) class of high school, Wang Xiang only had a crush on Wang Yan, the representative of the English class, and later due to the number of times he met, the relationship between the two of them was diluted like flowing water.
"What's the situation, is the enemy's Sun Shangxiang going to interfere with the jungle and attack the jungle with his own strength."
Wang Xiang deliberately took a look at her nickname, Han Han knocked cute, this look is a primary school student, little sister or something.
He waited and saw what happened, and squatted in the grass, ready to wait for the rabbit.
Sure enough, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the middle, Sun Shangxiang rushed over with a sprint and was in the same green as Wang Xiang.
"What is she going to do, lurking or planning to hang up."
He didn't think about it, he waved the mouse in his hand vigorously, and Sun Shangxiang was sent to heaven by her.
"Please quit automatically if you play the game, don't let me expose you."
The teacher lifted his glasses with a very serious expression.
This is class time, and it stands to reason that playing games will be deducted from the usual class points.
Wang Xiang didn't hear anything about the teacher, and only focused on jungle in the canyon.
The teacher is a top student from Northwest University who graduated from the Department of Computer Science, and he has installed U+cglhd on each student's computer
of the detection scanning software.
A large memory like "Glory of Kings" will naturally be easily scanned.
After a while, the teacher found that he hadn't quit yet, was this the rhythm of wanting to rebel.
In the eyes of many classmates, he came to Wang Xiang's side.
"Classmate, are you the king?"
"Almost, last night's Shine 2."
Wang Xiang also realized that something was wrong, and wanted to pull out the USB flash drive in a panic, but the teacher's movements were not slow, and he got it in his hand one step first, which can be regarded as confiscation.
There are 5 GB of videos in it, and Wang Xiang has downloaded them all for nothing now.
"Wang Xiang, let's wait for the make-up exam next semester."
He touched Niu Zihao next to him, which means that you should hurry up and think of a way.
Niu Zihao is so wise that he can have any talent, and suddenly he had an idea and came up with a clever plan.
"Teacher, his name is Cheng Biting Tie, Wang Xiang has long been out of school."
"Okay, you are unrighteous, I still treat you as a brother in vain, you are really blind to me." In order to perform more affectionately and decently, Wang Xiang had no choice but to do so.
"Cheng Biting Tie, you let me out, and reflect on my mistakes."
When the teacher said this, the whole class almost didn't die of laughter, and Niu Zihao's brain hole was inevitably too big.
"Uh-oh."
Wang Xiang had to have fun in the corridor, and he didn't know why he was surnamed "Cheng".
"Ahh Cheng Biting Tie hid in the toilet, which felt like someone was scolding him.
"This Demon Star Curse Witch, how could he explode and die of cultivation, it stands to reason that it shouldn't be, why is it not long after the queen disappears, there must be some unknown secrets in it."
He spat and thought of a terrible situation.