Chapter 0044 - Chapter 0045
At the same time as Sif said this, Guan Heng left his seat and ran to the door: "The man with black hair and black eyes, right?" I'll go out and find it for you right away! ”
"Don't let him run! This is what the divination says! Tony shouted as soon as he opened his mouth, without mercy!
A spear suddenly stopped in front of Guan Heng! "Black-haired man, if you dare to take another step, I will stab you in the heart!" Goddess Sif said coldly.
Guan Heng turned around slowly, and at this moment his face sank like the bottom of a black cauldron: "Tony. Stark, you Takuma actually betrayed your business partner and sworn friend?! It's so unrighteous! Knowing that I hate trouble the most, I still take care of things for me, what kind of grudge do I have with you? ”
Tony shrugged his shoulders: "Your friend is in trouble, but you want to sneak away, you expose me here, isn't it even more unrighteous?!" Just jump into the pit together, and no one will want to get out! ”
Guan Heng said to Sif and Thor again: "Two great gods! Actually, it's a pure coincidence that I'm here today! I'm just a superfluous soy sauce party! And there are so many people with black hair and black eyes that you're looking for! They all live in Lower Manhattan's Downtown Chinatown at the southern end of Manhattan! You can find it there! ”
With tears in his heart, Guan Heng said secretly: "I'm really sorry! Chinese compatriots, I can't help it, I'm forced! ”
"Ahem!" Thor cleared his throat and said, "According to the fortune tellers of Asgard, the Eastern Face we are looking for this time often wears a red face mask!" ”
Guan Heng's heart began to pound, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
"And the divination shows that the man has just received a great wealth from the gods in a land surrounded by water!" Sif added.
Guan Heng's eyes began to panic, and he was sweating......
"The most important thing is that the most precious wealth of the man is not jewelry!" "It's a revelation of ice and fire!" ”
Tony added fuel to the fire: "That's right! It's Guan Heng! What I saw with my own eyes, the evidence is ironclad! Guan Heng had fallen back to his seat at this moment, and he muttered to himself: "Rub! If you have the opportunity to go to Asgard, Lao Tzu will definitely grab the soothsayer, beat him severely, and then ask him, what kind of grudge do I have with you, and you frame me like this?! ”
Thor looked at him with a sincere face: "Guan Heng, you are my only hope now!" For the sake of the past, help me! I will never forget your great kindness! ”
"Of course! The people of our Divine Domain are reasonable! Sif's tone was still cold, "If you don't want to do it, we won't force you!" ”
"Not forced?" Guan Heng looked at the spear in Sif 's hand, it was up to the tip of his nose, and the sweat brush on his head was running down, "I have never seen such a woman who is inconsistent with her words and deeds!" ”
"Haha, Thor! My old friend! Guan Heng tilted his head and tried to stay away from the spear, "I promised to help, you quickly pull this brave female man away!" ”
"Thank you, Guan Heng!" Thor was overjoyed, "You are indeed my good friend!" My father Odin is now sleeping again! If he wakes up and knows about it, I'll be scolded! And we have to move quickly, at this time my father uses sleep to regain his divine power, he is weak and helpless, I must rush back to Asgard as soon as possible! ”
"You wait! Let me figure out the ins and outs of the matter! Guan Heng touched his chin and thought, "Obviously, this second goods who stole your belt must be an acquaintance, and idle people can't come and go freely in the Immortal Palace of the Divine Domain!" Not to mention taking the belt from your bedroom! ”
Guan Heng stood up from his seat, paced back and forth in the office, and suddenly looked up and said, "The belt is the source of Thor's strength, I deduce that the thief is trying to make him lose his kidneys......"
"Poof! Haha......" Tony laughed directly when he heard this!
"Shut up!" Sif glared at Tony and thumped his spear, and Tony quickly suppressed his laughter!
But Saul took this assumption seriously, and he was still immersed in Guan Heng's analysis: "Who would be so boring? Besides, even if I don't have a belt, I'm still very brave! If you don't believe me, ......" He looked up at Sif who was flushed and glared at him fiercely, as if he wanted to kill! Thor quickly closed his mouth!
"Well, that's not very likely!" Guan Heng continued, "That can only mean that someone stole the belt and left the Divine Domain in order to make you anxious to find it, this is a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain!" But it's useless to say this now, we have to find clues to Thor's belt, at least the general direction! ”
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and Guan Heng suddenly said, "I have an idea!" Come with me, everybody! Then he asked Thor and Sif, "Two great gods, can your divine power cure people's headaches?" ”
Guan Heng was about to lead Thor and Sif out of the door, and when he saw Tony going to follow, Guan Heng snorted: "This time I was betrayed by you, I won't play with you, you stay!" ”
Tony had already changed his armor, and he said with a smile: "Old friend, one more person has more strength, I help you now, just to make up for what happened just now!" ”
"Whatever you want!" Guan Heng smiled and said, "But let's talk about it first, when the disaster comes, they will fly separately, and if there is any trouble, I will free up my hands to save you!" ”
"Hahaha! When the time comes, it may not be possible who will save whom! Tony patted Guan Heng on the shoulder, "I know you kid has a hard mouth and a soft heart!" "Iron Man has already figured out Guan Heng's mouth cannon skills, because this friend has never left him alone!
After a while, Guan Heng led everyone to the villa where he had lived before.
Bang! Kick the door open! Guan Heng shouted loudly: "Simon. Alesek! You owe me a penny in your last life, and now that my brother is collecting debts, you haven't come out to greet me? ”
As soon as the words fell, Simon crawled out of the room on the second floor, and he said to Guan Heng with a sad face: "Plague God! Nothing good will happen to you! ”
In the living room of the villa, Guan Heng said to everyone very seriously: "Everyone, I want you to keep a secret about what happened today, I don't want my friend Simon's ability to spread out!" So that I can rest assured that he can help Thor! Swear now! ”
"I, Thor, the god of thunder, swear by me to strictly guard all Simon's secrets, and if I violate this oath, my divine power will be destroyed and I will never recover!"
"I, Sif, the goddess of land and harvest, hereby swear to keep all Simon's secrets, and if I violate this oath, my divine power will be destroyed, and I will never recover!"
"I, Iron Man Tony. Stark, swear by this, strictly guard all of Simon's secret ......" After everyone swore solemnly, Sif asked a little strangely, "Now that the oath has been made, how are you going to ask him to help us find the lost property?" ”
"My friend Simon has a special ability that should be able to find some clues!" Guan Heng explained, "However, he will have abnormal headaches in the process, which of you can help him with his headache so that he can activate his abilities?" ”
"It's easy to do!" Sif pulled a random strand from her blonde hair, "I am the goddess of the land and the harvest, and I have extremely powerful healing powers, give this hair of mine to Mr. Simon, he will not have any painful symptoms, and as long as I live, this blessing will remain the same!" As she said the incantation, the blonde hair burrowed into Simon's hair, and the light flashed and disappeared in an instant!
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"So Sif has this kind of function in his hair?!" Guan Heng's mind was active, "extremely powerful healing power...... Find a chance to ask her for a handful, be prepared! ”
At this moment, Simon was still standing in place, and he muttered: "Oh my God, the Norse gods are standing in front of me alive, I can't believe my eyes!" ”
Guan Heng slapped him on the shoulder: "Dude! Hurry up and get back to your soul! Dude has cured all your headaches! Now it's time for you to give us back! ”
Simon came to his senses and asked a little dazedly, "Me?" Can I help God? How can you help? ”
"How else can I help? That's all you can do! Guan Heng pursed his lips and asked Thor again: "Thor, which part of the clothes is closest to your trouser belt?" ”
Thor rubbed his chin and replied, "Well, is it closest to the belt?" Pants, of course! ”
"That's right!" Guan Heng snapped his fingers, and said with a dark smile on his face: "Hurry up and tear off one of your pants and let my good brother Simon taste it!" ”
With a hiss, Sol Yiyan tore off a trouser rag and handed it over!
"Come on, Simon! My friend! Guan Heng's mouth was full of a salesman's tone, "These are Thor's pants, not you can eat them every day, they are absolutely delicious!" ”
Simon had tears in his eyes: "If this is really a delicacy, why don't you eat it yourself?" ”
"Nonsense! Brother is not good at this, and he doesn't have your one-in-a-million soul eater ability! Guan Heng snorted, "Even if I eat ten pairs of eight pants, I won't have any fart, don't hesitate, eat quickly!" ”
Simon's face was full of reluctance, and he couldn't hold back his nausea and threw the rags of Thor's pants into his mouth, chewing for a while, and a large number of fragments of information poured into Simon's head! Originally, he thought that he would have a headache, but who knew that the golden light flashed on his head, and the familiar pain disappeared!
"My head really doesn't hurt anymore! It's amazing! Simon exclaimed in surprise.
"I'll be happy later! Tell me what you saw! Guan Heng was anxious to understand the situation.
"Well, well......" Simon began to carefully recall the fragments that were going back in his mind, "I just felt in my mind that in the extreme north there was a palace, and its structure was unusually majestic, and it was surrounded by huge stones. The pillars of the palace resembled spears, and the roof was covered with shields and cuirasses. There are hundreds of gates in total, and the west gate is guarded by wolves, and the sky is surrounded by eagles. There was a vague figure, holding a black belt, running ......"
At this moment, Guan Heng, Thor, and Sifu had a flash of inspiration in their minds at the same time, and shouted in unison: "Asgard, Divine Domain Asgard!" ”
"It seems that the thief who stole the belt of his trousers did not leave Asgard with the stolen goods!" Guan Heng slapped his face and said hatefully, "We're going to go to the Immortal Palace of the Divine Domain!" ”
"Hey, Thor!" Guan Heng asked in a loud voice, "How did you come to the world?" ”
"Of course, it is through the gate of Asgard, stepping on the rainbow bridge to come here!" Thor said, "It's my brother-in-law Heimdall who guards the door, and I gave him two bottles of Asgard wine, and he opened the door and let me and Sif out!" ”
"I'm rubbing! Do Asgard goalkeepers like what's in the cup? I didn't say it in the movie! Guan Heng scolded secretly in his heart, "This palace-breaking drama movie!" There are no clues to make an offering, and the old man spent sixty-five yuan in vain to buy a ticket to the theater to watch it! ”
"Let's get out of the house!" The crowd pushed the door and walked to the grass outside the villa.
"Heimdall!! In the name of Thor, please drop the Rainbow Bridge! Thor shouted loudly into the distance, shouting a few times in one breath, but there was no movement!
"Oops!" Thor suddenly remembered something, and hugged his head in remorse, "I wouldn't have given him the wine if I knew it!" ”
Sif on the side also remembered: "That's right! My brother takes a nap as soon as he drinks! I usually can't wake up for a few days! What can I do? The goddess was so anxious and angry that she stomped her feet again and again.
"Let me come! Your call is so gentle! Guan Heng shouted into the air in a huff: "The old son wants to report to Odin, the father of the gods, that Heimdall stole Friga's little Nene!" ”
"P! Who is speaking ill of me in the Nether? Heimdall, who has clairvoyance and ears to the wind, rubbed his drunken eyes, opened the fairy gate in mid-air and shouted, "Nonsense! It's slander! ”
Frigga is Odin's wife, and if Guan Heng's words are spread, Odin's spear may slap Heimdall flat......
"Now that you've heard it, hurry up and put down the Rainbow Bridge!" Guan Heng said loudly to the janitor, "Someone has stolen Thor's belt and transferred the tiger away from the mountain to let him down, and they are going to break it in the Asgard Palace, if they go back late, it will be like the last time Thor was banished!" ”
"What?!" As soon as these words came out, both Heimdall in the sky and Thor and Sif on the earth were all surprised! It turns out that this is the case, the people present are not stupid, after careful analysis, Guan Heng said that this is really the case, it is reasonable!
Thor looked up at the sky and shouted, "Heimdall, send me back!" Heimdall! Hurry up! ”
A minute later, a vision appeared in the sky, and directly above everyone, a colorful light as brilliant as the aurora suddenly appeared. With a buzz, everyone was enveloped in a pillar of light, and then the figures of Guan Heng and the others all turned into colorful light and disappeared!
Simon, who was standing at the door, was stunned for a while, and suddenly smirked and said to himself: "All the gods have run out?!" Am I dreaming? Definitely! Smack-" Simon gave himself a hard snort, "Oops! But if it's a dream, why does it hurt so much? ”
In the blink of an eye, everyone has already followed the colorful pillar of light to Asgard, which is the transmission room of the Rainbow Bridge! Standing on the edge of the transmission array was a big black man wearing a horned helmet, muscles bulging, and armor, who was the gatekeeper of Asgard - Heimdall!
"Hey, my gods! Why are there so many stowaways? Heldam's face was full of panic, "If Odin knows about this, my gatekeeper's job will be ruined!" ”
"Shut up, brother-in-law!" Thor said impatiently, "I'll give you five bottles of Asgard wine, which I can't drink!" ”
"For you, but this kind of risk, ten bottles is about the same!" Heimdall muttered.
"Ten bottles is ten bottles! Let's go! Thor pushed the gatekeeper away, turned his head and shouted to the crowd: "I have an ominous premonition that something is going to happen in Asgard, guys, step up!" ”
Saying that, Thor took the lead, taking Guan Heng, Sif, and Iron Man straight to Asgard!
The beautiful scenery and majestic Asgard came into view of Guan Heng. Countless golden buildings, the fairy palace that looks like golden chimneys glued together, the endless waterfalls with the roar of flowing water, and the rainbow bridge that flashes colorful light from time to time!
Guan Heng couldn't help but sigh: "I rub, the place where God lives is different!" ”
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