72, Brother Hammer is the fastest
History of the Eastern Circle - Tiandu Grand Canyon - Winding Mountain Road
From December 31, 100 A.D. to February 22, A.D. 100, the Chinese army carved a winding mountain path on the mountain wall of the Tiandu Grand Canyon with a perpendicular angle of nearly 90 degrees, which cost a lot of manpower and material resources.
However, the indomitable Chinese soldiers, fearless of difficulties and dangers, finally reached the top of the Tiandu Grand Canyon on February 22, 100 AD, and there was no vegetation or water source above the desolate valley top, only hard rocks and thick snow.
And the harshest environment is the thin air, although many Chinese soldiers fell on the top of the valley. However, the tenacious Huaxia soldiers overcame all kinds of difficulties and continued to advance towards the target point, and when they reached the top of the alien army in the canyon clearing, the leading general of Huaxia made a bold and crucial decision.
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Winding mountain path - Li Xiaobai, Li shame
"Eldest sister, eldest sister, my clothes are in front, right in front of you." Li Xiaobai sorted out his clothes and shouted distressedly.
"What's it called, old man, how can you have a problem with grinding and chirping." Li shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
Li Xiaobai did not argue, pointed to the winding mountain path in front of him, and said, "Oh! That's it, you see, this step is only enough for one person to stand firmly. ”
Li shyly touched the stone steps of the winding mountain path, it was obvious that all of them were hand-hammered steps, and the slope of the steps was unusually steep, leaving no chance for climbers to rest, and the danger factor was quite high.
"Why don't you let Feng Chun take you up." Li Xiaobai looked at Li Shyly and tried to climb the stone steps suspiciously.
Li shyly leaned against the mountain wall and turned cautiously, looked down at Li Xiaobai and said, "I asked Feng Chun, and she said that she can't fly that high." ”
Li Xiaobai leaned his back against the mountain wall, and then scratched his head and said to himself: "Is it that woman who wants to be lazy and kills 2 insects at her, I am more skeptical of what she said now." ”
"What did you say?" Li Sha was still climbing up the stone steps with difficulty, and he didn't hear Li Xiaobai's words at all.
"No, eldest sister, you have climbed 7 steps for so long?" Li Xiaobai turned around and looked up at Li Shay, who was standing on the top of the stone steps, and asked in surprise.
"You don't understand, you know how hard it is to climb when you climb up." Li frowned slightly, and a hint of abuse flashed in his eyes.
Li Xiaobai was just about to take a step onto the stone steps, and then he pondered for a moment and withdrew his legs, his brows moved, and his face became slightly solemn.
"Why don't you climb?" Li looked at Li Xiaobai, who had a solemn expression, and asked suspiciously.
"I don't want to be gone the first time." Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said.
Li was ashamed: "......"
What are you talking about?
Pay attention to your words and deeds,
Good no good.
The corners of Li Shy's mouth twitched slightly, and he leaned on the stone steps above and asked, "Talk well and drive less." ”
"Look at you, this woman, she is not very old, and her thoughts are dirty. I mean, this kind of monumental thing, I can't just climb up to it. Li Xiaobai shook his head vigorously and explained after a moment of silence.
"This kind of thing, is it still commemorative?" Li looked at Li Xiaobai shyly.
"Of course, you can see that these stone steps are not naturally formed." Li Xiaobai patted the stone steps in front of him and said.
"Isn't this nonsense? How can there be such a neat stone step, it is obviously made by hand hammering. Li glanced at Li Xiaobai with shameful eyes, and waited patiently for Li Xiaobai's next words.
"You say, do you admire in your heart, the person who can hammer out these stone steps?" Li Xiaobai asked with a cigarette in his mouth, lit a fire, and spit out a puff of smoke.
Li Shay's face was strange, and he was silent for a long time and said slowly: "I must admire, what do you want to say next?" ”
Li Xiaobai pointed to the stone steps and continued to speak: "Look at it, now you admire it in your heart." However, in the face of such a huge feat, you climbed up so easily, and didn't leave a memorial without regrets? ”
"It seems to make some sense, but what does the central idea of these words mean?" Li Shay quietly clenched his hands, his face changed slightly, and he looked at Li Xiaobai below.
"Uh...... I love you. Li Xiaobai found that Li Shay's expression was wrong, and hurriedly said.
OK
I stopped the urge to give Li shame to go on the line in time,
escaped the hammer,
Sure enough, a man's sixth sense is strong.
At this time, Li looked at Li Xiaobai blankly with shy eyes, his brain went blank in an instant, and he muttered: "The straight man of steel Li Xiaobai actually confessed to me?" ”
Li Xiaobai: "......"
Why, this sentence sounds,
Aren't you particularly happy?
And a little liver pain.
......
The mountain behind the black snow forest - Ye Ning team, a team
"It's almost midnight, can Brother Hammer come back?" Liu Bang looked at Liu Yang, who was sitting across the bonfire, and asked curiously.
Liu Yang added branches to the bonfire and said, "To be honest? ”
Liu Bang nodded and said, "Yes, to be honest." ”
Liu Yang pursed his lips and said, "It's difficult, you can rest assured that Brother Hammer will give birth to a noble son early." ”
Liu Bang scratched his head and sighed: "I didn't expect that Brother Hammer is the fastest among us." ”
Liu Yang smiled and said, "Mmmmmmmm, Brother Hammer is the fastest, everything is fast." ”
Liu Bang: "......"
"Why don't you speak?" Liu Yang looked at the stunned Liu Bang and asked.
Liu Bang: "......"
"What's the matter, Brother Hammer is faster than you, and you don't want to listen to it?" Liu Yang threw the stunned Liu Gang with a tree.
Yang Jiujiu: "I'm fast your sister!" ”
I saw Liu Yang being slapped on the ground by Yang Jiujiu's head, and Liu Yang raised his head and looked at Yang Jiujiu suspiciously, and asked, "Brother Hammer, do you all pursue efficiency when you have children?" So fast! ”
Yang Jiujiu raised his fist and slammed Liu Yang, who was lying on the ground, and said, "I'll let you hurry, you can see if I hammer you today or not." ”
Liu Bang looked at Yang Jiujiu, who was only wearing a thin shirt and meager cotton pants, and couldn't help asking, "Brother Hammer, where are your coat and pants?" ”
"Do you need to ask? Definitely, get out of that. I'm but, Brother Hammer, don't hammer me in the face. Liu Yang hugged his head and shouted.
Liu Bang was slightly stunned, and said slowly: "Brother Hammer is really fierce, this kind of monster can withstand it." , Brother Hammer, what are you beating me for? ”
And Yang Jiujiu's voice of blasting Liu Bang and Liu Yang woke up the sleeping people, only to see Xiao Hei open his eyes, look at Yang Jiujiu suspiciously, and ask, "Could it be that beautiful sister, do you finally feel my handsomeness and charm?" ”
Everyone: "......"
Never mind
You'd better go back to sleep.
Tan Tu smiled happily, picked up Yang Jiujiu, who was sitting on Liu Yang's body, and then grabbed Yang Jiujiu's shoulder: "Brother, you are finally back, we have all decided, if you don't come back before dawn, we will kill it collectively." ”
Yang Jiujiu asked confusedly, "Then why, don't you kill it in the dark?" ”
Tan Tu pondered for a moment and said, "Perhaps, they are afraid of delaying your good deeds." ”
Yang Jiujiu: "......"
What kind of teammates am I?
What about my hammer,
Forget it.
Huang Erni suddenly asked, "Why did she let you go?" ”
Yang Jiujiu took a deep breath and said, "Why don't you save your old father?" ”
Huang Erni was not happy at the time, and said, "Is this how you talked to your old mother?" ”
Yang Jiujiu: "You don't deserve to have my bloodline." ”
Huang Erni: "Don't think that I am your old mother, relying on me to give you maternal love, you will do whatever you want and get carried away." ”
Yang Jiujiu: "You haven't learned the skills of being a father, but your mouth is more amazing than me." ”
Huang Erni: "Mom, love you." ”
Yang Jiujiu: "Dad, love you." ”
Everyone: "......"
The two began again,
Why don't you let them spray it for a while?
Zhu Hongqian sat on the ground, her pink face was on her lips, and she yawned and asked, "Tell me first, where did your clothes go?" I'm curious! ”
Yang Jiujiu took Tan Tu's coat, sat on the ground and roasted the bonfire, and said after a moment: "She is a human being, and she is still a capable person." ”
Huang Erni: "What? ”
Ye Ning: "What's the situation?" ”
Tan Tu: "How is that possible?" ”
Wang Kun: "Won't it?" ”
Xiao Hei: "Brother Hammer, then you have indeed made a lot of money." ”
Everyone: "......"
Wait for us,
Drag him away first.
Yang Jiujiu looked at the stunned people with a solemn expression, nodded and continued to narrate: "And I still know the most exciting news, we are not from the Eastern Circle, we are from Huaxia. ”
Huang Erni: "Chinese? ”
Ye Ning: "What's that?" ”
Tan Tu: "Where do the Chinese people live?" ”
Wang Kun: "My family lives in area 75, is there that location?" ”
Blackie: "Sure enough, as I expected. ”
Everyone: "......"
Never mind
Let's bury him.
Yang Jiujiu took the hot water handed to him by Li Xue, took a sip, and recalled: "The land under our feet now is the land of China, and all our areas are Huaxia, and the blood we shed is the blood of the Chinese people. ”
Brother Wang looked at Yang Jiujiu suspiciously: "Didn't you talk about this in school?" ”
Yang Jiujiu's eyes were lonely and said: "Then we haven't studied in school, deserts and alien demons, how can this be explained?" ”
Zhu Hongqian nodded: "That makes sense." ”
Brother Wang continued to ask, "What else did she say?" ”
Yang Jiujiu held the hot water cup in both hands, and replied after being silent for a long time: "She has lived for a long, long, long time. ”
Hearing Yang Jiujiu's words, everyone's eyes widened with an incredible expression.
Liu Yang asked confusedly, "How long will it last?" ”
Yang Jiujiu raised his eyebrows slightly, and slowly spoke: "More than nine hundred years, do you believe it?" ”
Huang Erni: "??? ”
Brother Wang: "A capable person for more than 900 years? ”
Ye Ning: "Impossible. ”
Tan Tu: "Brother, have you been deceived?" ”
Black: "This is indeed a bit unexpected. ”
Everyone: "......"
Who could have guessed that?
Yang Jiujiu took another sip of hot water, and said with a solemn look in his eyes: "Do you know what is terrifying? ”
Huang Erni was stunned and asked, "What is it?" ”
Yang Jiujiu stared at Huang Erni's eyes and said word by word: "I feel that what she said is right." ”
After listening to Yang Jiujiu's words, everyone collectively fell into deep thought.