Chapter Forty-Eight: Sugar and the Whip
"Students, grab your books and pens and follow me to the lab."
Hearing this instruction, I was angry, I just found a comfortable posture not to say, I shouldn't come up after doing duty, just find a classmate who loves to work (good to bully), take the tools back and it's over, so I have to climb the building.
"You're in a hurry."
"Are you urging this? I'll have to feel this position again and come back so I can continue. ”
"There's something wrong."
Chemistry in junior high school was relatively simple, so the high school entrance examination only accounted for 80 points, but this did not affect my enthusiasm for chemistry experiments in the slightest, because playing with fire or playing with "discoloration" is my favorite.
The most impressive is the "burnt egg", which is an experiment that combines physical knowledge, probably to soak the egg in acetic acid to soften, and then throw the burning alcohol cotton into a bottle with a bottle mouth slightly smaller than the egg, and quickly block the bottle mouth with the egg, as a result, the egg will fall into the bottle, I will not explain much about the experimental principle, presumably you are all scholars.
What saddens me is that the good eggs are just being spoiled. The school is really willing to do it, but it's definitely a shame to waste food!
So while others were doing experiments, I put eggs in an iron bowl with water and burned them on an alcohol lamp.
It's a pity, in order to avoid the teacher's inspection, I burned for a long time, and the eggs were not cooked...... I didn't use my mind at the time, and I forgot that I should use boiling water to splash eggs......
When I came back from the lab, I couldn't find the way I felt before.
"You have lice?"
"Tsk, the posture is always wrong, it's all your fault, always urging me."
"I love you."
In the next class, I was very inefficient, as if you were watching a movie, and there was always a child talking next to me. Let me use a more appropriate analogy, it's like when you eat fritters, you find that you only have a spoon and no chopsticks, which is annoying.
After the recess exercise, there was no teacher who came to occupy the "physical education class", and we had to entertain ourselves.
"Hey, well."
"What about making an exercise book?"
"What are you pretending, play rope flip with me."
"Huh? Did you bring a rope? ”
"No, but I have this."
Haitao mysteriously pulled out a rubber band from the hole in the table.
"I'll go, where did you come from?"
"It's cooled down these days, my mother has to let me wear autumn pants, when I was looking for clothes, I found that a pair of autumn pants was open, so I pulled out the rubber band inside, buddy is witty, right?"
“…… I'll go, you're awesome! ”
"That's a must!"
(In order to avoid the suspicion of making up the number of words, I won't go into detail about what kind of game rope flipping is, and how many ways it plays, I believe that everyone in the 70s and 80s is a high-end player, and the post-90s ...... A little hanging)
"What about you two?" We were having fun when Xiao Zhou suddenly walked in.
"No, it's okay, I'll help Haitao tie the rubber band."
After a burst of laughter, Xiao Zhou took away our "tools for committing crimes".
"Brother, I'm sorry for you."
"You're sorry for my pants."
As soon as I got out of class, I walked over and said, "Brother, follow me to find Boss Yan, I found that his stopwatch has been in the hole in my desk." ”
"Big brother, can you still do something? How long has it been, and Boss Yan hasn't asked you for anything? ”
"I guess he forgot about this stubble a long time ago, and I forgot about it too."
"Okay, you all have a future."
If it had been placed in the past, I would not hesitate to run with my son, but now that there is no ball in physical education class, and I don't have to go to training, I can't get any benefits from Boss Yan, so I become extremely reluctant, if it weren't for my brother, I wouldn't have died.
When I was waiting for the whirlpool at the door of the office, I found an inverted thorn in my hand (I don't know if this word is right, barbs are okay anyway, but we are used to calling it that), although I am not a Virgo, but this is definitely something I can't bear, not that it is uncomfortable, but it is very enjoyable to pull!
Just when I was about to usher in a high C, someone suddenly pushed me behind me and tore me a little bit apart, I turned around angrily and found that it was Jiang Xue again......
"Sister, I'm about to die of being played by you."
"Scaring you?"
"That's not it, I'm tearing my skin here......"
"Huh? Did it bleed? ”
"It's a little bloody."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know."
"It's okay, who made you my sister."
"Hehe, I've seen you sneaky from afar, what are you doing here?"
"What's sneaky, I'll accompany the goods inside to deliver something, what about you?"
"Mengchen and I just went to the bathroom (girls seem to like to talk about the bathroom when they talk about the toilet, roar?) I'm about to go back to the classroom. ”
"Oh, I said this little beauty is so familiar."
"Why are you so sweet now?"
"Alas, I didn't feel it at the same table before, but now I find that it's not sweet and it's really pinched."
"Huh?"
"It's okay, anyway, you have to form a group to go to the toilet, and you have to run downstairs."
"There were a lot of people upstairs just now, so I said...... Aren't you the same? ”
“……”
I thought about it, it seems that I am more difficult to understand than them, going to the toilet can also solve a physical problem by the way, and I can't solve anything this time, I'm afraid there is an additional psychological problem......
"Let's go up first, you can wait slowly."
"Let's go, let's go, be gentle with my brother next time."
"Got it!"
I hissed to peel off the skin, just as the hair came out of the office.
"Why have you been in for so long?"
"Boss Yan, there are a lot of people there."
"Oh~ What kind of world, there are people looking for physical education teachers."
"Yes, let's go."
"You go up first, I'll have to rush here."
"You haven't been there for a long time?"
"I'm not afraid that you won't be able to find me when you come out."
“…… Okay. ”
The moment I turned on the faucet, the moment the wound was washed by the water, the sour feeling returned, but it also created an illusion that I really had masochistic tendencies......
"What are you doing with your hands?"
"I just tore the skin."
"Ah...... Does it hurt? ”
"Hmm...... It's pretty cool......"
"Damn."
"Huh? You would say that word? ”
"You can't learn well with you."
"It's good, you don't learn."
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, the teacher is here, hurry up and go to class."
Since I decided to study hard, I have been more in Xiao Zhang's classes, on the one hand, I like mathematics and teach mathematics, on the other hand, I want to listen to more ideas and methods.
Maybe Xiao Zhang understood my thoughts, so he was in high spirits during the lecture, which made me very happy.
"Gu Yang."
"Huh?"
"Ahh
"Oh......"
Xiao Zhang's question was not difficult, and after I said what I thought, Xiao Zhang praised me.
I understand him, this is to see that I am doing well, and he wants to find an opportunity to praise me, but on this question that is not difficult, I think he is taking me for a fool, what does this make other students think?
I'm a sentimental person, and I always care about or consider what others think, so the results of the lectures are not so good.
I'm not criticizing the teachers, but the teachers should praise or praise, and the students like to educate while encouraging.
After school at noon, we talked and laughed as usual, but I actually went over again, and the nickname was called again, and I gave each of them an iron fist of love, and then turned and walked back.
There are many things in life that can be turned back, but time does not know what it means to "turn back".