It is not easy for girls to find men in modern Chinese society, and it is even more difficult in the late Ming Dynasty. Ye Na grew up from childhood to adulthood, and even her parents were worried about their daughter's hair. She worked hard in all kinds of rejection and ridicule, and according to the tough mentality of 'whoever dares to laugh at me, I will beat him', she has trained herself into a standard female warrior.

It's just that no man dares to marry Ye Na .......

After living for almost nineteen years, Ye Na heard someone praise her beauty for the first time, and this was actually from an eight-year-old child. When she heard Zhou Qingfeng excitedly praising her 'long legs, big breasts, and beautiful face', Ye Na herself felt that this kid was blind?

But Ye Na can tell what is malicious ridicule and what is inner hope. When Zhou Qingfeng shouted "play with your thighs for half a year, you can play with your breasts for a lifetime, you want to marry her as a wife, and you can pop every day", Ye Na's body even felt all kinds of strange with these words that she had never heard before.

When talking about the thighs, the thighs are weak.

When talking about the chest, the chest is hot.

When you say your face, your face is hot.

Uncle Zhou's ability to flirt with his mouth is perfectly reflected.

Ye Na was ashamed and annoyed, so she wanted to grab this nonsense kid and shut him up. In order to avoid harm, she had already sealed her heart with thick high walls, and locked herself in a small dark room to ensure that all kinds of gossip were isolated. But Uncle Zhou broke through the high wall with one mouth and rushed in, and Ye Na, who was very panicked, had the first reaction to drive this kid out first.

It's a pity that the broken wall can't be closed anymore.

When tracking down the two brothers, Ye Na's mind was full of Zhou Qingfeng's presumptuous words with children's voices. The more she thought about it, the more strange she felt, her heart was as rough as weeds, and her mind was completely devoid of the calm she used to be. When she secretly approached the two brothers for the second time, she heard Zhou Qingfeng and Yang Jian arguing about their appearance and posture.

Whenever Zhou Qingfeng praised Ye Na for her good looks, she couldn't help but want to laugh when she was hiding in the dark, her heart was like a lark cheering and singing, and her mood was as comfortable as climbing into the sky. Whenever Yang Jian said that Ye Na was ugly, the anger in her heart would be stronger than ever, and she couldn't wait to split Yang Jian into ten or eight pieces immediately, especially to tear that stinky mouth.

When Yang Jian said the words 'ugly eight monsters', Ye Na finally couldn't help jumping out and wanted to kill the other party. And in the process of chasing, this one-meter-eight girl was about to catch up with Yang Jian, but the ghost sent her to chase Zhou Qingfeng in a different direction - most of what the bastard boy said just now understood it, but what does 'pop pop' mean? I'm going to ask for clarification.

The blade of the giant sword pressed against Zhou Qingfeng's neck, and Ye Na put on her most fierce, terrifying, and terrifying expression and asked, "Tell me what you just said nonsense, again." ”

The cold blade carried a chill, and Zhou Qingfeng was regretting his 'misfortune coming out of his mouth'. If he knew that Yang Jian was so useless, he would say a few words, but now he can't make the big sister angry, and his life is in danger. Now this ruthless big sister wants him to 'say it again', and he says cutely with tears in his eyes: "Sister, I'm sorry." I don't dare, you can let me go. ”

"If you say it again, you say it again." Ye Na pressed down hard in her hand, and the blade of the sword pressed the blood marks on Zhou Qingfeng's neck. Seeing that blood was oozing out, she hurriedly let go of the way. "If you don't obey, I'll kill you."

"I'm ......, I just praised my sister for your beauty." Zhou Qingfeng said with a bitter face, "Children talk nonsense, and big sisters have to be forgiven." ”

"Then you can boast again."

Yes......?

Zhou Qingfeng was sure that he had heard correctly, and his head had finally recovered a little clear, and he asked blankly: "Praise you for your long legs again?" ”

"Yes, if you don't praise it well, I'll let you die." Ye Na nodded with a tense face, trying to maintain her harsh tone. She couldn't figure out why she had such a strange request, but she just wanted to hear it now. After all, she has never been praised for her good looks at her age. When others talk about her long legs, they are always as thick as two doorposts.

"Sister, your legs are really good-looking." Zhou Qingfeng took a few deep breaths in a row, his head began to spin rapidly, and his stupid thinking gradually became active again, "How can ordinary vulgar fans have a good figure, their legs are short and thin, either they have hoop legs or chopstick legs." This kind of leg can't walk well, how can you talk about what looks good? ”

"What looped legs chopstick legs?"

"Looping legs means that the legs can't be brought together, which is a sign of deformity and ugliness. The chopsticks legs are too thin, not only the bones are not well developed, but the muscles are not a few taels. The skin is loose and the flesh is flabby, and there is no elasticity, which is really unappreciative. It's really good-looking that is my sister's slender and strong thighs, and if a man is caught by it, he will really die of coolness. ”

Zhou Qingfeng's speech was calm and emotionally engaged, and he even wanted to reach out and touch Ye Na's thigh. Ye Na hurriedly stomped her foot and bounced off Zhou Qingfeng's hand, and shouted angrily again: "You are talking nonsense, everyone says that my legs are too thick, and they also call me a 'big-footed woman'." Some of them are relatives of my family. ”

When it comes to the word 'Bigfoot', Ye Na really hates it to death. Of all her nicknames, this is the one that upsets her the most. Zhou Qingfeng had already roughly touched the veins of this big girl, and immediately shouted excitedly: "Sister, don't be sad." There are boring people in this world who take pleasure in slandering others, because they themselves are waste, and they don't see anyone better than them.

I've also met relatives who like to gossip behind their backs. If you study well, have many friends, have a high salary, and have a long future, they will feel sour in their hearts, and try their best to find some defects from you and then magnify them infinitely, so as to satisfy their dark and dirty hearts. In fact, they themselves have sores on the top of their heads, and pus on the soles of their feet, which have long been rotten and stinking.

Sister, you have a strong posture and a beautiful body, you can travel all over the country, you can travel all over the world, and you can see the most magnificent scenery in the world. Those who slander you behind your back can only be trapped at home for the rest of their lives, and they will only show off their tongues, and they have no fart skills. What should you do to those who are ugly in appearance and humble in heart? ”

These words instantly reached Ye Na's heart, and the haze that had been pressed on her heart for many years seemed to be blown away by the wind, and her heart felt extremely open for a while. The giant sword that pressed against Zhou Qingfeng's neck was unconsciously taken back, and Zhou Qingfeng's heart hanging in his throat could finally return to his chest. He asked flatteringly, "Sister, can I go?" ”

Ye Na was about to grin, but when she heard this, she shouted with a straight face again: "Wait, you haven't finished yet." ”

What else to say? Zhou Qingfeng subconsciously aimed at Ye Na's chest. Ye Na immediately protected her chest and shouted, "Stinky boy, where do you look?" Say something else. I hate it when men stare at my chest and those bastards say nasty things every time. ”

But he's meowing, where can I say if I don't say my chest?

"Wait...... sister, I don't say nasty things, everything I say comes from the bottom of my heart." Zhou Qingfeng showed a very serious expression, "Is my sister worried about big breasts?" Actually, it's not your fault, it's normal that I'll be attracted to your boobs.

When I was a little kid, I was taught to get food and nourishment from a pair of plump **s. Whenever I get close to this pair of soft babies, it is like entering a safe haven, and I can enjoy everything without worry. But as I grew older, I was stripped of my right to approach them again.

Since then, I have been scolded, punished, and ridiculed for anything I have ever approached this pair of babes. But from the bottom of my heart, I'm still interested in girls. Especially for girls with big breasts, I always stop and pay attention, which is my nature that I can't restrain myself. I'll look at your breasts, which means they're too catchy for my attention.

Believe me, flat is not the best path, ups and downs are the only way to enrich life. You're a big sister with a big heart, and you have a big heart big enough to bury any man's ambitions! The so-called 'stinging during the day, showing brilliance at night.' Moving like a jade rabbit, tired like a white dove. Slightly upset, the flesh trembles, pink and tender, and the water is ....... ”

......, Zhou Qingfeng was slapped in the face.

"You talk nonsense, it's not good to have big breasts." Ye Na was so embarrassed by Zhou Qingfeng's nonsense that her face turned red, her heart beat like crazy, and she slapped him and told him to stop without thinking about it. She never heard these words, she just couldn't think of them.

"It's really inconvenient to have too big breasts in daily life, but if anyone dares to mock my sister that your breasts are too big, then he must be blind." Zhou Qingfeng covered his little face and said, "Sister, you are really beautiful, there is no doubt about that." Can you let me go now? I didn't do anything bad, please don't kill me. ”

Ye Na's breathing became rapid, and she stuck her greatsword into the scabbard on her back, a little unsure of what to do with the kid in front of her. Zhou Qingfeng slowly got up from the ground and looked at Ye Na blankly, not daring to escape. At this moment, the breeze between the mountains and trees passed between the two of them, making a soft whirring sound.

"...... you, where did you learn these words to make your daughter's family happy?" Ye Na lowered her head and looked down and asked.

"Well......, I'm a little different from everyone else." Zhou Qingfeng raised his head and replied, "I'm not just trying to make you happy, I really think you're beautiful." ”

"How old are you?"

"Probably eight years old."

"Why does my eldest lady have to kill you?"

"Because she thinks I'm a scourge, but I'm not."

"Is there any misunderstanding between you? You come with me, and I'll help you intercede. ”

"She didn't tell you where I came from? Actually, there is no misunderstanding between me and your young lady, and there is nothing to plead. ”

"Then I'll help you ask, so that the eldest lady won't kill you. By the way....., what do you mean by 'pop pop' earlier? ”

Eh, ......, why did a very warm topic suddenly come to this?

Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head, "Papapapa, pa." ”

Ye Na's face turned cold again, "You want to fool me, don't you?" I originally wanted to let you go, but now it seems that it is better to arrest you to the eldest lady. ”

"Don't don't don't ......, your eldest lady is very beautiful, but she is too fierce and ruthless, if I go, I will definitely die." Zhou Qingfeng was really afraid of Yuan Qingying and didn't have any good feelings.

"Then what do you say, 'pop papa'?"

"Papapai is a co-ed room."

Ye Na is also a big girl, but it's a pity that ancient sex education is too lacking. She can understand that husband and wife have to have sex together when they get married, but she still doesn't understand what this has to do with 'Papapa'. So she asked, "Tell me clearly." ”

Zhou Qingfeng didn't understand why Ye Na asked this, he could only say as plainly as possible: "It's the copulation of men and women, for example, if the back is in the position, the hips collide." If the woman's hips are plump and the man's impact is strong, there will be a crackling ...... between the skin and flesh. ”

Ye Na is still a yellow flower girl, but her rich imagination still restores Zhou Qingfeng's unclear description in an instant. For a moment she imagined herself lying half-lying on the bed, with an eight-year-old bad boy behind her breaching her ass.

It's ...... shame!

Ye Na's face was instantly red and could drip ......blood, and she suddenly screamed, wishing to dig a hole in the ground and get in. But she was annoyed that what Zhou Qingfeng said was too explicit, so she grabbed Zhou Qingfeng and scolded: "What are you thinking about at a young age? How can it be so nasty? Came up with such a bad trick? What else do you say about.

No wonder my young lady wants to kill you, if you grow up, I don't know how many women's reputation and reputation will be ruined. I will do the right thing for heaven today, and I will never let you go. After speaking, Ye Na raised her hand and slammed it on Zhou Qingfeng's ass......, pop!