"Sister!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back."

I don't know if Lan Yuxuan is extremely thirsty or has the heart to go over with me, this squirt made me feel like taking a bath.

"It's okay, don't wipe it, the picture is weird and beautiful."

"Are you still in the mood to joke?"

"Then I'll kill you?"

"Hate, you wipe it yourself, I really didn't mean to."

"I know, or you'd be a corpse."

"Oh...... Who called you so disgusting. ”

"Oh......"

It doesn't matter if your face is wet, just wipe it, but it's very unlucky if your clothes are wet, and you still have hair, so I have to check it in the next class, in case I spray hairspray......

I had an idea, anyway, it's physical work, it's really not good, just squat in the toilet for a class, fortunately, the temperature is okay today.

So, I took off my coat and put it on the back of my chair, then grabbed the toilet paper roll and prepared to fight a long time in the toilet (since I like to, toilet paper must be in my bag).

Sleeping, eating, and pooping are the three great things you can do in life (I know you know that).

In order to organically combine these pleasures, I tried to sleep at the dinner table, but my mother beat me up, and I also tried to take a nap on the toilet, but I found that my legs were really numb, of course, this is the limit, I can't eat on the toilet......

If you're interested, you can take a nap on the toilet while munching on a half-chewed meal......

"I'm sorry."

"Oh, it's not a problem."

"I'll buy you something to eat after school."

"No, I have it in the hole in the table, why don't you bring a banana tomorrow?"

"Oh......"

When I came to the toilet, I was a little overwhelmed, and I felt that there was really nothing to excrete, but I was me after all, and it should still be possible to squeeze it.

Some people say that time is like a sponge dipped in water, but unfortunately, time is not a problem for me at all, and I don't like to study much anyway.

The school toilet is the most comfortable, you can squat down completely, unlike the flush toilet, you can only sit on it, you know, a lot of dirty things that are still deep in the anus, it takes a squat to solve it, oh yes, when squatting down, the pants should not fade too much, otherwise it will squeeze the nerves of the thighs, which is easier to numb.

Well...... These trivia, you ...... Probably don't want to know......

However, after all, the school is not as good as my own home, and at such a comfortable moment, I can't hum a little song, and my mood is a little unbeautiful.

I was trying my best when Haitao suddenly came to the toilet to look for me.

"Brother, are you done?"

"What for?"

"Hurry back after pulling it, and the inspection is gone."

"What's the hurry?"

"Xiao Zhou has come to occupy the class."

"Oh, isn't that normal?"

Why am I so calm, you ask? Because he never gave us hope, I gradually got used to being disappointed......

"He said he would write silently for a while."

"What's that?"

"So you hurry up, Xiao Zhou asked me to call you back."

"Damn, you wait a while, if you make this special cheat sheet, it's probably too late."

You may squat for too long, feel your body wobbly, and risk sitting down at any time......

When I was a child, I saw that my grandfather had symptoms such as back pain, sore shoulders, numbness in the legs, dizziness, and blackness in front of my eyes, and asked him what it was like.

Now I finally realize that no matter how hard you exercise, you will always come, such as squatting in the toilet for a long time, and no one can bear it.

I just wanted to stand up and move, but I found that I hadn't wiped it yet, but I was holding on to the wall with my left hand, and I couldn't finish tearing the paper with my right hand.

"Brother, you can tear some paper for me."

"Damn, I care so much about you."

"Really brother, I can't stand up a little bit."

"I know, give, I'll go, it stinks."

I took it and looked at it, and it was actually paper and pen......

"What are you giving me this?"

"Xiao Zhou said to let you write silently in the toilet."

“…… Why is there such an operation? ”

"Hurry up, I'll go first."

"Don't, big brother, my leg is numb. Eldest brother! Eldest brother! ”

This slut! It's really gone......

What should I do? Not to mention tearing it now, I don't even have the hand to wipe my buttocks, why don't you wipe it with dictation paper? But there's still a pen, and I'm stuck with it......

"Hahaha, are you panicking?"

"Rub, brother, I knew you couldn't bear me."

"Hurry up, squat for a class."

"I also want to hurry, you take this broken thing away first, and then help me tear some paper, I don't hold on to the wall, I'm really afraid of sitting in my ass."

"Damn, can you be more disgusting?"

"Can you hurry up then? I'm just talking about it now, and I'll let you see it in a moment. ”

"Damn, your uncle!"

With Haitao's help, I ended the hard battle, and after cleaning the battlefield, I stood with Haitao for a while, and my legs were so numb that I couldn't walk.

"Why are you so wasteful?"

"I don't know, maybe it's really old."

"Let's go."

"Don't, you're in a hurry to write silently?"

"It's almost time for class, Momao, I was teasing you just now."

"Actually, I guessed it a long time ago."

"You just talk about it, you're so scared that you can't stand up."

“……”

What should I say? Either admit that you are timid, or you admit that you are old, this choice ...... Huh? I seem to be getting old just now......

When I returned to the classroom, the bell rang for the end of class, and the teachers had already written their homework on the blackboard, so the students were ready to go home.

I didn't move, and you know why.

"If we go to climb the mountain, how about we get to the top first?"

I'm not interested in the suggestion of a child, what's the comparison......

"Isn't it good to climb slowly? You can also enjoy the scenery by the way. ”

"Are you cowardly?"

"Cut, with our physical strength, not to mention Xiangshan, the Himalayas are not a problem!"

"Poof!"

I hurriedly dodged, probably already having a conditioned reflex, but it just startled Lan Yuxuan.

"Oops, you scared the hell out of me."

"Look at your little cowardice."

"You're bold, so what are you running?"

I ignored her and continued to say to the man, "How about we take off our pants, if you lose, you won't even be allowed to keep your pants!" ”

I'm not interested in the game itself, but if it's a bit of a lottery, it's different.

Lan Yuxuan suddenly picked up a book and slammed it on me.

"You're disgusting, stinky rascal!"

Gu Yang! You have to be calm...... Be calm...... Don't see it like a girl! Be happy! Be optimistic~

"You're not in a hurry to get home?"

"Well, I'll wait for Ai Chen later, and she will go to the teacher."

"Look at people, how much they love to learn."

"Oh......"

"Why aren't you going?"

"I'll tell you when she comes back, I'm too lazy to go to the office."

"You ......"

"What's wrong?"

"It's okay, you can wait by yourself, I'll go first, but I warn you, don't touch my comics, if you really want to make trouble, I'll send you milk."

"I really love you."

When I came to the playground full of hope, I saw the children chasing and playing, and I felt that life after school was really beautiful.

The better is still to come, maybe Boss Yan realized that strengthening training does not make us strong, or it may be that we are doing messy training programs, which affects his and our happy football, so today, we still played against each other, which simply made me happy, I still have to die in the morning, and I can't find the north at night.

When I say I can't find the north, I don't mean the direction.

If one day you are forced to go out at night, you can find North as long as you find North Star, because North Star is the closest star to the North Pole, and it is almost fixed in the direction of true north.

So, how do you find the North Star? As long as you find the Big Dipper, extend the distance in the direction of the mouth of the bucket by about five times, and you can find it.

So, how do you find the Big Dipper? See for yourself.