Chapter 353: Motoo's Pride
~~~~To be modified~~
As if it was a dream, Mo Hanyan enjoyed a moment of warmth and looked forward to the warmth for more than 20,000 years. But after a while, when I woke up from a sweet dream, I was left with endless regret and the desire to be hung high, the desire to have that person......
"Yuanwei, no matter where you go, I will find you, you are mine, no one dares to kill you with me!" Mo Hanyan said silently.
Mo Hanyan's kindness to Yuanwei, Yuanwei can't know, because at this time, he has long been away from Londo City and appeared in a wilderness.
As if squeezed out of the void, Motowei sweated profusely and fell into the dust.
The snake staff was stuck diagonally beside him, and Yuan Wei reached out to pull it out, but the snake staff that seemed to have become a part of his body on weekdays weighed more than 10,000 catties, and he still didn't move even if he used all the strength of his body.
With a long sigh, Motowei lay down in the dust in despair......
I don't know how long later, there was the creak of an ox cart in the distance, and an old farmer with a vegetable face drove the old cow from a distance.
"Huh?" The old farmer saw Yuanwei lying on the ground and hurriedly stepped forward to check, "Whose baby, why is it lying on the ground on a cold day?"
Yuan Wei opened his eyes, and the old farmer's face on his head was full of wrinkles, and there was gray dust hidden in the folds. He was dressed in a bloated coarse cotton coat with a bulging crotch.
"Whose baby, is it a mute?" the old farmer muttered and stood up, and kicked Motowei rudely.
"Oops!" the biting pain was unbearable for Motoo, and he immediately screamed.
"How! can speak!" the old farmer bent down again to look at Yuanwei's twitching and deformed face with some confusion, "As for such a big young man, I just kicked it lightly and it hurt like this?"
Yuanwei had no spiritual power in his body, and the old farmer gently stimulated his void spiritual veins with a gentle kick, causing the muscles and flesh to twitch, and the pain was naturally incomprehensible to mortals.
"Great, uncle, I don't have the strength in my whole body, I can't resist your kicking!" Motoo explained, barely holding up his body.
"Oh! I see. Are you sick or hungry? Alas, forget it, I think you must be sick. I'll take you to my house, who let me touch you!" said the old peasant, stooping down and picking up Motowei and throwing him onto the ox cart.
"Uncle, uncle, don't forget my snake staff! Yes, it's the black cane, it's mine!" Motoo admonished.
The old farmer replied and pulled out the snake staff casually, and threw it to Yuanwei without looking. The snake staff smashed on Yuanwei's body, causing Yuanwei to groan and the old farmer to complain......
The old peasant, though vulgar but kind, pulled Motoo back to his residence. It was an unusually lonely little courtyard in the wilderness, with adobe courtyard walls and adobe thatched houses.
Inside a thatched house.
"Little brother, a bowl?" asked the old farmer with a large porcelain bowl in his hand and Yuan Wei lying on the fire.
Yuan Wei looked at the pile of unknown things in the pot and shook his head, "Forget it, I'll just rest here for a while at Uncle's place." ”
"Hey, since we're so familiar now, don't call me Uncle Uncle. I'm Chinese New Year's Eve and I'm probably not a few years older than you. Also, my name is Fan Niu, what's your name?"
"Thirty-two years old?" asked Motoo in surprise, "I thought you were over sixty! My name is Motoo, and I am twenty-five this year." ”
"Seeing that you are a child of a rich family, you naturally don't know the hardships of our poor families. I'm an old bachelor, I've been poor all my life, and I don't think I can survive for a few years. It's a pity that I've never tasted a woman in my life, otherwise I wouldn't have any regrets if I died!" Fan Niu said while eating with a hula la.
"Woman?" Motowei seemed to ask Fan Niu and seemed to be talking to himself.
"Little brother, Ao, did the big brother ever have a woman? tell me, are those women all fragrant?" Fan Niu asked Yuan Wei with a fire in his eyes.
"Isn't it fragrant??It seems that there are some other flavors......
"It's fragrant!it's definitely fragrant!" Fan Niu glanced at Yuanwei with disdain, "Don't bully me, I don't know, a few years ago, Zhou Village Zhou Mazi married a daughter-in-law, and I had a room, and I secretly touched the new daughter-in-law's ass at night, and the fragrance on my hand didn't dissipate for a few days!"
Yuanwei smiled bitterly, but Fan Niu continued to talk to himself, "I always thought that Zhou Mazi's new daughter-in-law was the most beautiful woman in the world, but a few days ago I met a few women in the old forest of Wangzhuang, and I learned that Zhou Mazi's new daughter-in-law is a fart! The woman in the old forest of Wangzhuang is a woman, the skin and flesh are white and tender, the face is beautiful, and the waist is called hooking...... Ah...... Oops......"
Yuanwei turned his head to look, only to find that Fan Niu said that he had a nosebleed.
"Brother Fan, take it easy!" Yuan Wei admonished.
"Uh-huh!" Fan Niu took out a handful of ashes from the bottom of the pot and stuffed it into his nostrils, and even stopped the bleeding.
"Don't say it, don't say it, as soon as I remember those women that day, I can't help but have nosebleeds, I can't stand it!" Fan Niu sighed, "Actually, I think those women are not mortals, but immortals!"
Motoo was shocked, and he hurriedly asked, "Are they immortals? What do they look like? How many people are there?"
Fan Niu smiled lewdly, "Why, the son of a big family of yours also wants to see women?" It's just that those women have already left, how can they still be waiting for you there!"
It turned out that a few days ago, Fan Niu drove the ox cart to Wangzhuang to work for people for a short time, and after finishing the work, the main family took care of a small meal. After being full of wine and food, Nanniu let the old cow drive the oxcart back, and he lay down in the oxcart haystack and slept soundly. I don't know how long it took, Fan Niu was surprised by a burst of laughter.
He cautiously opened his eyes only to find that the old cow had pulled himself to the edge of the Heavenly Tears Lake in the old forest of Wangzhuang, and the laughter came from the Heavenly Tears Lake.
Fan Niu held his breath and slowly climbed to the lake, and under the moonlight, he actually saw a few naked women playing in the water!
Those women were extremely beautiful, which made Fan Niu unable to pull out his legs. He stared with his mouth wide open and his eyes bloodshot, reluctant to blink.
The time seemed to pass quickly, and the women in the water went ashore to get dressed and left, and Fannon, who was still unsatisfied, came out of the haystack. He ran to the place where a few women were playing in the water, and took a big mouth on the lake with both hands. The river is cold, and it seems that there is still the fragrance of a woman......
Fan Niu was not addicted, he frantically took off his clothes and soaked himself in water. The lake rippled, as if the soft flesh was slamming into Fan Niu's arms, and Fan Niu twitched......
After a long time, Fan Niu came out of the lake, and he was delighted to find that there was a light blue shirt on a certain stone by the lake!
"You said, the clothes are still so fragrant after being placed on the stone in the middle of the night, how fragrant should the owner of the clothes be!" Fan Niu sighed.
Yuanwei faintly felt that something was wrong, and he asked anxiously, "Brother Fan Niu, did you take someone's clothes?"
"Smart boy!" Fan Niu laughed even more obscenely, "I'll show you!"
Fan Niu said and reached out in the crotch of his pants for a long time, and actually took out a light blue shirt, but at this time, the shirt was wrinkled, and it was stained with yellow scars one after another.
Fan Niu put his shirt on his nose and took a deep breath, and said intoxicatedly: "It's so fragrant!"
Yuan Wei retched for a while, and he urged Fan Niu: "Brother Fan Niu, you quickly throw away that shirt! Go and throw it away, otherwise it will be too late." ”
"What's too late?" Fan Niu said angrily, "What are you talking about? I was counting on this shirt for the rest of my life, but you let me throw it away!
Yuan Wei was helpless, so he had to calm down and explain: "Brother Fan, you don't know, it is very likely that the one you met is an immortal cultivator. They don't look down on mortals at all, and if they come back to look for the lost clothes, they will surely find you. If they knew you hid your shirt in your crotch, would they still let you live?"
Yuanwei said clearly, but Fan Niu pursed his lips disdainfully, "I'm afraid she's a bird! If she comes back to me, I'm willing to die in her hands! You don't know what kind of woman she is!"
Motoo already had a premonition that something was wrong, but there was nothing he could do.
If it's a celestial immortal or something, even if Yuanwei dies in their hands, Yuanwei won't be much ashamed. If it was a Pulse Forging Realm Immortal Cultivator, as long as they wanted to, they would definitely be able to kill Yuanwei. If that's the case, Mototail is really a dead nest......
Fan Niu fiddled with the shirt, and reluctantly stuffed it into his crotch, and then continued to squat down and eat the meal he hadn't finished......
"Is there anyone? is there anyone at home?" a crisp voice came from outside the courtyard.
"Huh, that woman! That woman is looking for clothes!" Fan Niu was excited, and the large porcelain bowl in his hand fell down with a bang and broke into several petals.
"Little brother, little brother, the fairy has come to me, I, Fan Niu, may be able to achieve a myth with the fairy! Brother, you wait at home, I'll go and fetch the fairy!" Fan Niu shook his tail vigorously for a while, and then ran out in a frenzy.
Motoo was in a hurry, and he struggled to support his body and crawled to the innermost corner of the thatched hut.
Outside the courtyard, Fan Niu explained something loudly until he let out his last wail. This vulgar old peasant did not achieve a good story at all, and his body was divided by the immortals.
"Senior sister, you see he ruined my clothes!" the woman outside the courtyard was furious.
"Forget it, he's dead, let's go!" another woman advised.
"No, I'm going to punish him for the Nine Clans!" the first woman was furious, and she kicked open the courtyard door and walked into the courtyard.
"Senior Sister ......"
"Hey, senior sister, there really is someone here. He, he, he seems to be the legendary Motoo!" the woman surprised as she pointed to Motoo in the corner.
"What like, obviously I'm Motoo!" said Motoo with a wry smile.
"Motoo, sure enough, it's Motoo!" the other woman followed into the thatched hut and stared at Motoo.
"Little brother, little brother, the fairy has come to me, I, Fan Niu, may be able to achieve a myth with the fairy! Brother, you wait at home, I'll go and fetch the fairy!" Fan Niu shook his tail vigorously for a while, and then ran out in a frenzy.
Motoo was in a hurry, and he struggled to support his body and crawled to the innermost corner of the thatched hut.
Outside the courtyard, Fan Niu explained something loudly until he let out his last wail. This vulgar old peasant did not achieve a good story at all, and his body was divided by the immortals.
"Senior sister, you see he ruined my clothes!" the woman outside the courtyard was furious.
"Forget it, he's dead, let's go!" another woman advised.
"No, I'm going to punish him for the Nine Clans!" the first woman was furious, and she kicked open the courtyard door and walked into the courtyard.
"Senior Sister ......"
"Hey, senior sister, there really is someone here. He, he, he seems to be the legendary Motoo!" the woman surprised as she pointed to Motoo in the corner.
"What like, obviously I'm Motoo!" said Motoo with a wry smile.
"Motoo, sure enough, it's Motoo!" the other woman followed into the thatched hut and stared at Motoo.