Some people say that when emotions reach a certain critical point, the nature will be exposed, such as being excited to the extreme, becoming arrogant, lost to the extreme, and having a bad temper, but I am not a normal person after all, so after "charging", I will reveal my "slut" nature.

Of course, this is in a safe environment and will not lose proportion.

Here's my plan (this plan is purely fictitious, if there are similarities, it is purely coincidental):

First of all, quietly walked to the side of Lao Mao, while he was not paying attention, stretched out his foot to trip him, at the moment when he was about to fall, his right hand quickly wrapped his arms around his neck, and his left hand gently turned his body over, so that he lay in my arms like a bird, and then looked at him affectionately and said, "This young lady, it's okay."

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"Why are you laughing so YD."

"Lao Tzu is willing!"

"Neuropathy."

Say I'm insane? I wanted to control my emotions, but now that it's no longer necessary, I decided to take action!

"Oh me...... Vomit...... cough cough cough ...... Depend on! ”

When he let out a series of screams, I knew I had messed up.

Because I was too nervous and excited, I forgot that when I was making up for it just now, Lan Yuxuan put her schoolbag on my shoulder because she wanted to tie her shoes, so I made a mistake in the link where I hugged Lao Mao with my right hand, and threw the bag directly in his face, and the reaction with my left hand was still fast, and he quickly grabbed his clothes, but unfortunately he went down too fast, and the collar stuck his neck......

"You're so sick!"

"Brother, you must believe me, I didn't design it this way before!"

"I don't care how you design it, damn, it won't stop if you don't let people beat you."

As soon as these words came out, I hurriedly squatted down to protect my head, of course, the other hand had to protect Lan Yuxuan's bag, in case there was food and drink in it, it would not be good if it was broken, it was not that I was considerate, but I was mainly afraid of geming me (I never knew which ge, I couldn't write a lot of colloquial things, I'm ashamed).

Obviously, the other brothers had recovered as well, so much so that I could clearly feel that there was more than one person who had ravaged me.

These sluts, I also have a little temper!

I was just about to look up to see who was so bold, but it turned out to be tragic again, and I wanted to pat my head, but this look up was pumping on my face, although it didn't hurt, but it fanned off my man's dignity, especially in front of girls.

I made a gesture to give him a shadowless kick, but I thought about it or forget it, after all, compared to my brother, my face was nothing at all, but I still held his neck and scolded: "Your uncle's." ”

"I was so excited when I came, and then I was too tired to even pay attention, which of you saw a large area of red leaves?"

"Huh? Really, didn't you say that the most famous thing in Xiangshan is the red leaves? It doesn't seem to be as powerful as the legend says. ”

"yes, I don't think it matches the fame."

Just as we were saying bad things about Xiangshan, a grandmother who happened to be passing by said to me, "If you want to see the autumn leaves, the cable car is the most suitable, and you can see a large autumn leaf forest from above, which is quite beautiful." ”

"Yes, thank you, slow down, stay safe."

"You're welcome, the kid is so polite."

“^-^”

"I know why you like grandma."

"Huh? Why? ”

"Because you're too cheap."

"Damn, you're a girl, can you pay attention to what you say."

“…… You're so nasty. ”

When I learned how to see the large autumn leaf forest, I also silently made a wish in my heart, in the near future, I must go back to Xiangshan, take a cable car, and feel the autumn leaves of this Xiangshan.

"Hey, are the red leaves of Xiangshan maple leaves?"

Lan Yuxuan waved her hand and did not answer.

"Don't you like collecting leaves?"

"Beautiful."

“…… Okay, anyway, your physical strength is not good, if you go to climb the Great Wall in the future, won't it be even more ruined? ”

"Whew...... At that time, my physical fitness was better. ”

"Really? By the way, Lao Mao, haven't you been clamoring to climb the Great Wall? ”

"Isn't this a chance, where did you climb last time?"

"Juyongguan,, the popsicles sold below, it's like a robbery, and one can approve more than a dozen in our house."

"If you don't say you're stupid, who is buying something to eat in the scenic spot."

"I didn't buy it either, so I ......"

"Eh, eh, what's the matter? Isn't the Great Wall Badaling? You say it's a section of the Great Wall? ”

After listening to Lan Yuxuan's words, Lao Mao and I glanced at each other......

"Say it...... Actually, it's right, but it sounds so awkward. ”

"I hate it, hurry up."

"What do I have to say about this...... For example, there are a lot of them here, Badaling, Mutianyu, Simatai, there are a lot of them, and there are also other provinces, Shanhaiguan, Jiayuguan, and Hushan, all of which are quite famous. ”

"Oh...... Where did you see this? ”

"On TV."

"Okay."

I used to think that Lan Yuxuan was a top student, but I didn't expect her to be just a good teacher, and now I have the opportunity to prove that I am more knowledgeable than her, and I wanted to show off well, but I felt that this was not decent, so I only took advantage of her rest time to ask her some things that she had talked about in geography class, and she could answer them, and finally said that I was an idiot, alas, it seems that she is really an ordinary person, and she will be arrogant when she is excited, and she can't see that I am letting her ......

In view of the fact that there are still many "scholars" who do not know about the Great Wall, I will briefly popularize science here:

The Great Wall, known as one of the "Seven Wonders of Ancient World", is mainly distributed in fifteen provinces and municipalities, the history of construction can be traced back to the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the last dynasty to overhaul the Great Wall was the Ming Dynasty, according to statistics, the total length of the Great Wall of the Ming Dynasty is 8851.8 kilometers, and the Qin and Han dynasties and the early Great Wall exceed 10,000 kilometers, it can be seen that this is a great and incredible achievement.

"I'll go, Haitao, what do you see? There's no one else here. ”

I was chatting with Lan Yuxuan and Ai Chen, two fake students, when I suddenly heard Teacher Hao shouting in front of me.

"It's okay, maybe I ate too much chocolate. Gu Yang, fast, hand paper. ”

When Haitao turned around, I realized that he was bleeding from his nose.

"It's all your fault, you two wear so revealing, and you love to sweat so much."

"Get out, tell you, hurry up and get someone paper."

I was rummaging through my schoolbag when I suddenly heard Lan Yuxuan shouting: "You raise your head first, that's better." ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"I don't know why, the old people teach me like this."

“……”

This time, instead of giving her face again, I laughed at her crazily!

"You are still a scholar, eldest sister, that is, Haitao has less blood flow, otherwise if you look up, the blood will flow into the trachea, you know!"

Ai Chen has the most right to speak on this point: "Gu Yang is right, but if the blood flow is less, you can raise your head and slow down the flow rate, but it has no effect on stopping the bleeding." ”

"Look, it's not me talking nonsense."

"Hmph, give it to him, I hate it."

"I'm still a top student, and I don't have any common sense of life."

"Yes, yes, learn more from you in the future!"

"Well, that's not bad."

Haitao saw that I was walking slowly, and said anxiously: "How many steps do you need to walk, big brother?" I'm running dry! ”

Ai Chen smiled and said, "How much blood do you have, much less than us." ”

I tore the paper into several pieces and handed it to Haitao, and asked Ai Chen, "Have you had surgery?" ”

"Huh? No, why? ”

"And you've had a hemorrhage?"

“…… No, you idiot. ”

“…… Oh......"