Chapter 2 Tying the Knot
Chen Xiaotian looked up at her watery face, this pound of meat can be sold for a hundred taels of silver, and said: "I won't stop you if you want to die, but you scared away all the big koi fish I was about to get in my hands, do you know what the big koi means to a poor person." So I'm going to eat your flesh. ”
The beautiful woman looked at the fishing nets upstream and said coldly: "What's the matter with Miss Sekimoto, you can't catch it, you can only say that you are unlucky." Now, I'm going to die, where is the crooked neck tree nearby? I'm dead, eat as you please. ”
Chen Xiaotian was angry at first, admired in the middle when he heard it, and finally fearful, who is this woman who fell to the ground!
"I have one in front of my house, you can hang it. I also want to see how the corpse of a beautiful woman is decomposed, and how it differs from ordinary people, I want to see how your corpse dries and how it falls to the ground and shatters. What a beautiful scenery it was. You won't be afraid! Chen Xiaotian pretended to be calm, patted his chest and said.
When the woman heard that she was dead, he didn't accept the corpse, and actually enjoyed it as a scenery, and she was also afraid, but how could she fall behind, and said: "My name is Li Fang, what is your name, take me over, I'm not afraid!" ”
Chen Xiaotian said: "Chen Xiaotian." ”
"Oh, I've read his book, and I'm dying slowly, I thought he was very handsome, but I didn't expect it to be like you. I'm dead, burn me your book! It seems that I will not be able to finish reading it in my lifetime. Li Fang said and looked Chen Xiaotian up and down.
"I'm used to being lazy, mainly because there is no one to urge me to change." Chen Xiaotian didn't expect his book to be read, so he said truthfully.
"Is it hard to change 6,000 a day? It's not that I want you to update a lot, it's just that I'll die after reading the book you wrote, I'll urge you to do more. Li Fang struggled in her heart, and after thinking about it, she said calmly.
"Yes, it's not bad for that subscription fee. It's not enough money for me to drink, you and I have never known each other, and if you urge me to change, I'll write it! If Chen Xiaotian had lived by writing books, he would have starved to death a long time ago, he was just interested, and he crossed his hands and waist.
"Miss Ben has already been a great blessing for you to read your book, and you don't know what to do. Do you want Miss Ben to marry you, you are willing to write? Li Fang was angry and reprimanded him without a good face.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to endure hardship, so forget it, a delicate lady like you, the master can't wait. What I like is the small jasper type. Chen Xiaotian said truthfully.
"You've managed to get my attention. With me here, see who dares to be your matchmaker! Wait to be lonely to death! "Where can Li Fang tolerate that others don't like her, and the other party is still a stinky man who is not good-looking and crippled.
"Then let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see." Chen Xiaotian walked quickly upstream.
He originally wanted to kill X first and then kill it, but after observing it just now, she may be a woman who doesn't pick up points, and she may have had relationships with many men and women. Maybe he was abandoned and committed suicide by jumping into the river. Now she wants to marry her herself, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world. If you're tired of playing, find an honest man to marry, but don't look for him.
He put on his clothes, put on new bait, sat down on a stool, and continued fishing.
He believes he can catch something good.
Li Fang also came to his side and said, "I really don't know how stupid you are, you don't marry a big beauty." ”
"Shhhh Chen Xiaotian put his fingers in front of his mouth and said in a low voice.
"I want to catch a koi fish and marry a beautiful wife! Stop daydreaming. Li Fang shouted loudly.
Chen Xiaotian threw the fishing rod, looked up at the tall Li Fang and said, "Are you annoyed!" I saved you, I thought I would sell you for a wife, but seeing that you are my fan, I put up with you again and again, don't know what to do. ”
Li Fang was treated as a cargo by him, and he was very aggrieved in his heart, and said: "If you save me, you should be responsible for me to the end." ”
"Do you have a problem with your brain? I don't have time to pay attention to you, and I can do anything on the twitter. Chen Xiaotian said angrily.
"I'm not even afraid of death, I'm still afraid of you, what do you want to do, just let the horse come." Li Fang swore that he would definitely overwhelm him in momentum.
"Shut up, the fish is hooked." Chen Xiaotian re-grasped the fishing rod.
This time Li Fang really shut up, because she saw the koi, this koi is too big, half a meter in size, and its golden body is shining.
Chen Xiaotian saw this super-large koi, and his heart blossomed, but although he had great strength, the koi was too huge for him to pull, and at this time his green muscles burst out and he struggled to support it.
He glanced at Li Fang and said, "Come over and don't help." ”
Li Fang also wanted to get this koi, and heard that koi can help people realize a wish, and the bigger the koi, the greater the wish that can be fulfilled.
Li Fang grabbed Chen Xiaotian's pants, and the two pulled back.
"Horn", Chen Xiaotian's pants were broken by Li Fang because of quality problems.
Li Fang leaned back and fell to the ground, screaming out of his mouth.
Seeing Chen Xiaotian's situation, the oversized koi let out an anthropomorphic female voice: "Let go, or I'll eat the bait on you." ”
Chen Xiaotian looked down, his face turned red, he glanced back at Li Fang, who had fallen to the ground, turned his head to the koi and said, "We have reproductive isolation, otherwise you will suffer." ”
The koi seemed to understand, swam towards Chen Xiaotian, reached the river, and turned into a girl in gold. The clothes on her body were shining, and with a wave of her hand, Chen Xiaotian put on a green dress made of aquatic plants, and a green hat was put on her head, which looked good.
Chen Xiaotian felt that the clothes were cold, just suitable for the summer weather, but this hat seemed to indicate something.
He was scared to pee at the same time.
"My name is Jinli, don't mind if I eat you." The gold-clothed girl held Chen Xiaotian's chin and said.
"Youkai!" Chen Xiaotian shouted, pulled out his legs and ran.
Li Fang didn't want to be the food of this fish, so she ran away.
Seeing that the two of them fled in the same direction, Jin Li smiled: "It's not a family, don't enter a family." ”
So they fled to the vicinity of a crooked-necked tree, which had a yard fenced in. There were two rows of vegetable patches, a well, and a few pieces of clothing hanging on the penny.
Of course, there is also a master bedroom and kitchen, which are made of mud bricks, while the roof is made of some straw.
Chen Xiaotian kicked open the wooden door, escaped in, and was about to close it casually.
"Well, let me in." Li Fang said with fear on her face.
"Don't talk too much, or I'll kick you out." Chen Xiaotian said and let Li Fang in.
He closed the door again, took Li Fang to the main house, and used the key to open the big iron lock. This lock weighs at least a pound.
"You have gold in your house, with such a big lock?" Li Fang didn't forget to complain.
"Suo'er, don't show off, my most valuable thing belongs to you." Chen Xiaotian pushed the door to the left with the lock and walked in.
Li Fang looked inside, and the house was surrounded by walls. Where are you willing to enter!
Chen Xiaotian said: "What do you dislike, come in." ”
"Hahaha......" The woman's voice came from outside his courtyard.
Chen Xiaotian looked back and saw that Jinli was shaking the door of his courtyard, and he hurriedly closed the door.
Li Fang looked back at Jinli, stunned for a moment, and banged on the door.
Jin Li laughed: "If you can't escape, become my food obediently!" Stop struggling. ”
Chen Xiaotian reopened the door and pulled Li Fang in.
Chen Xiaotian did not forget to lock it from the inside.
Li Fang saw a big bed, rushed over, and covered it with a quilt.
Chen Xiaotian himself was also scared, and took off the green hat on his head and the green clothes on his body, he was afraid that this clothing would hurt him.
He turned around and got into the bed, and he was still a scared person, and it was possible for anything to happen.
Jin Li smiled and casually shot dry ice into the air, and it didn't take long for a torrential rain to fall, but the rainstorm came and went quickly.
Two wall flowers, today into a connection.
Chen Xiaotian never expected that such a beautiful woman would actually defend herself like jade, which was really cheap for him.
He didn't know that this woman had committed suicide by jumping into the river because she had been defiled. Maybe the flower thief is not good at that, so he will be cheaper to pick up rags.
Anyway, this woman still thinks that the daughter she will give birth to in the future is not Chen Xiaotian.
But that's another story.
Until the evening, when the beauty left, Chen Xiaotian was always annoyed.
Chen Xiaotian touched the bed sheet with a little red, and also missed the woman.
When the beauty left, she said in his ear: "Chen Xiaotian, you lost, wait to welcome your relatives." ”
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