Chapter 223: You're so bad
Slipping whiskers, sentry, picking up magic crystals?
The confused cat asked helplessly: "Is this a meal based on ability or mixed rice?" ”
Hearing this, Lin Fan said unceremoniously: "Of course it's mixed rice." ”
As soon as these words came out, the only remaining bit of arrogance of the puzzled cat was also erased, and it was reduced to a handyman, and it nodded a little plush head, which was considered to be the end of this errand.
Lin Fan's eyes changed, and he was very puzzled, at the beginning, this carving was not good, he wanted to kill or chop and greet casually, but now he is so groveling.
The most important thing is that the bewildered cat knows that he has the means to destroy it, but he still follows it with a dead face, which is a bit puzzling.
Could it be because of the beast it says it is?
Lin Fan took off his skull armor and lit a cigarette to look at this fluffy guy, he thought about it, but still didn't ask anything.
Because it's useless to ask.
Seeing that Lin Fan seemed to be thinking something, the confused cat floated closer, and asked tentatively: "If that dream is not disturbed in the end, how do you feel?" ”
When it came to this stubble, Lin Fan immediately had something to say, "I can only give you 20 points out of 100." ”
"Isn't it good, why is it so low?" The confused cat is not convinced, this is related to its own technical problems, and no one can let it.
"It's good, hehe...," Lin Fan sneered, and then struck, "Does the room you set have an atmosphere?" Just a dining table and a few wooden chairs, empty, nothing. ”
Hearing this, the confused cat was stunned.
Lin Fan continued with a look of pointing out the country: "Won't you get some emotional decorations, such as some pink sand curtains or something, and do you know what your biggest failure is?" ”
The cats shook their fluffy heads from side to side.
"It's too quiet around, there's no sound, there's no singing and dancing, there's no Yingying Yanyan, I almost thought this was a ghost movie scene." Lin Fan continued to fight, "In the end, two women suddenly came in, without saying a word, they closed the door and sat directly on my lap, Gongzi drank wine, and Gongzi ate food, it was too stiff." ”
At this moment, the confused cat began to suspect that the cat was born, is his skill really not up to par?
Lin Fan smiled "hehe", "These 20 points are for those two women." ”
Hearing this, the confused cat's eyes suddenly lit up, and it seemed that his spring dream still had merit.
Then, I heard Lin Fan add: "Although I can't remember their appearance when I wake up, it seems to be quite good." ”
As soon as this statement came out, the confused cat was like being struck by lightning, and it was still worthless!
Lin Fan threw away the cigarette butt and smiled maliciously: "I have the opportunity to introduce you to a person, you use him for experiments, as long as he passes the test, it will prove that your attainments in this area have started." ”
Hearing this, the confused cat's eyes showed a look of determination, but it didn't know that it had been pushed to a certain point of no return by Lin Fan.
Of course, it is very likely that a certain uncompetitive prodigal will have an unforgettable experience because of today's incident.
After that, Lin Fan ate some food, then put the fluffy guy on his shoulders and continued to rush towards the core ice field.
Along the way, Lin Fan gushed about his opinions, of course, about Chunmeng.
The bewildered cat also listened very carefully, looking like a humble beast.
In this way, after 4 days in a row, Lin Fan finally arrived at the core ice field.
It is worth mentioning that these 4 days are not boring, because there is this stuffy guy who can brag about himself.
Lin Fan asked what the bewildering cat was? He wouldn't believe it was a cat's head.
As a result, the Confused Cat didn't know what it was, but it wasn't a cat's head.
During this period, Lin Fan wanted to see the original appearance of the bewildered cat, but it refused to live or die, and as long as this stubble was mentioned, this guy would definitely be anxious.
Lin Fan guessed that its original appearance must be very ugly, otherwise it would not have had such a big reaction.
This is equivalent to letting the girl in the video remove her makeup, and then turn off the beauty filter to slim down your face for you.
It's a bit excessive!
Although there is a slight illusion in this, it is undeniable that the audience is just watching a happy one, watching a comfortable one, or just watching a picture on a screen, which really doesn't need to be so real.
As for why Lin Fan, who was suspected of being in the advanced stage of cancer, brought the puzzled cat, he didn't even know what this strange thing was and what it looked like.
The reason is that he remembered the information given by Huang Tianming, saying that the confusing cat only robs money and does not kill people, and pays great attention to the rules of the road, although this information does not prove anything, but at least it shows that it is principled.
This shows how important this damn reputation is.
There is also Lin Fan who remembered a sentence given to him by Liu Yipao: You think too much, and if you think too much, your brain will hurt.
Oh, yes! If you don't take it easy, you'll be really crushed.
As for whether the two can get along happily?
Facts have proved that Lin Fan is by no means a worry-free person, this thing has to let the confused cat call him "master", in his opinion, this plush guy is a pet who follows him.
This can make the confused cat angry, it is dignified, it is disciplined, and it is also abiding by the rules of the road, how can this kind of thing be compromised.
Since then, it has been clamoring to worship Lin Fante.
It firmly believes that as long as you worship the handle, everyone is a brother, and Lin Fan will not treat herself as a pet.
It turned out to be wrong, and it was very wrong.
The request to worship the handle will only get Lin Fan to kick this fluffy guy away, and then send a sentence with great disgust: The head is pumped, what age is it, and you still play this set.
After unrelenting negotiations, in the end, according to the rules of the puzzled cat, it called Lin Fan "boss".
Although he was reluctant, the meaning of hugging his thighs was quite obvious.
In the end, there is the question of Chunmeng, Lin Fan let out cruel words, if the bewildered cat dares to use those messy things on himself, he will be killed directly.
On the contrary, being the boss is majestic, and he must be able to control his subordinates, even if it is a fluffy cat head.
In this way, Boss Lin took his newly acquired cat head and set foot on the most dangerous place in the ice and snow interface, the core ice field.
Separated from the mountains, the view is open.
As far as the eye can see, there is an endless expanse of snow and strange blue crystals, and there are several lonely low mountains in the distance.
"Boss, after doing a big job, can you give me a piece of ice magic crystal." At this moment, the Mind Cat made its request.
Lin Fan glanced at it and said ruthlessly: "Your role is not worth the price." ”
Hearing this, the confused cat was silent, he hesitated for a moment and said: "Actually, there is a sentence that has been held in my heart for a long time, I don't know if I should say it or not?" ”
Lin Fan: "But it's okay to say! ”
The heart cat mustered up the courage and roared, "You are so bad. ”
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