Chapter Seventy-One: An Unlucky Day
The bell after class became a lifesaver for me!
When those inhuman teachers finish their homework, let all the bad luck go to hell~
"Okay, leave the second group on duty, and the others go home from school."
I wanted to get away from this place of right and wrong, but in the past, my brothers were kind to me, so I hesitated to help do something.
"Gu Yang."
"Wait, don't call me, I'm most afraid of people calling me right now."
"Forget it, I also said that you are unlucky today, and I will give you a banana to eat."
"Don't be, you never bring bananas, think I don't know?"
“…… All right. ”
I watched in silence as Haitao put on a clumsy performance: I saw him turn back to his seat and bring his bag to the table, and although his back was to me, I could hear him pull a plastic bag out of it.
This performance was a failure, and there was an apple in the bag, because a normal person would have put something like a banana in the hole in the table, instead of squeezing it behind him.
"Gu Yang."
...... "If it weren't for a girl, I would have gotten up and beat him!"
"Wipe it for me, I can't reach it."
"Okay."
Anyway, I have lost the patience to appreciate Haitao's rickety back, so I can still meet Lan Yuxuan's request.
On the way to the blackboard, I ignored the waves that poked there, which was my biggest failure.
was rubbing smoothly, I don't know what I hit, and a strong resistance actually made the board erase out of his hand......
"Lie down!"
Why can't you even get along with the blackboard eraser! I'd be crazy if I slapped me in the face......
Just when I turned to dodge, I found that Haitao was really eating bananas......
"Damn, you really brought it."
"Nonsense."
"I haven't seen you in so many years, what are you crazy about today?"
"After eating at noon, my mother asked me to eat some more fruit, but it was a little too late, so I asked my mother to put it in my school bag."
“…… It seems like you did it, but I don't remember you carrying your schoolbag at noon. ”
"I carried the umbrella back, and I took back a few books by the way."
"Okay, so why don't you put the banana in the hole in the table when you come?"
"I thought my mom was loading apples."
“…… True...... So you didn't go through your schoolbag all afternoon? ”
"What are you doing with it?"
“…… You...... Anything else? ”
"That's it."
“…… I ......"
After this incident, I decided to flash immediately, immediately, immediately! This place is really not suitable for a long time......
"It's almost time to be on duty, will you leave when you're done?"
"No, I'm too much back today, and I obviously can't be accommodated here."
"Why are you so stingy, there is still one bite left, can you eat it?"
"What are you feeding the orangutans?"
"Okay, okay."
"Alas, the day passed."
I walked out of the school gate alone, stepping on the stagnant water that had not yet dried, and was just about to take a few deep breaths of fresh air......
"Brother, why are you not going home here?"
"It's okay, I'll be stunned for a while and calm down."
"What's wrong?"
"Hmm...... Actually, I don't know, and I can't understand it. ”
“…… Yes? You're in a mess! ”
"It's okay, why are you so late?"
"I just asked the teacher a few questions."
"Good boy, much better than me."
"Aren't you going home?"
"You go first, stay safe on the road."
"Okay, then I'll go, bye-bye."
"yes, bye."
I stood alone at the school gate, stepping on the stagnant water that had not yet dried, and was about to take a few deep breaths of fresh air......
"Why haven't you left yet?"
"Damn, you're doing it so fast?"
"Fast? Didn't you tell you when you came out? ”
"Okay."
"Let's go."
"You guys withdraw first, I'll be stunned for a while."
"There's something wrong, then let's go."
"Hurry up and don't look back."
I was alone with the stagnant water that I had almost dried up, probably brewing for too long, and I felt like I had a lot of saliva in my mouth, so I took a deep breath and tried to swallow it......
"Hey."
Halfway through my saliva swallow, someone suddenly pushed me from behind, almost swallowing into my trachea, choking on tears.
I was about to turn around and play with that person, but I felt a gentle hand patting my back, and a beautiful voice said to me: "Are you okay, I'll just push it, and you'll be okay?" ”
No, this must not be an angel, an angel is not so speechless, at least it should be: "Oh, my dearest God, please forgive me for being rude." ”
Upon closer inspection, I could tell that it was Ai Chen's voice.
Sure enough, when I was struggling to raise my head while beating my chest, Ai Chen was smiling and patting my back at the same time, which was quite comfortable, and Lan Yuxuan was also smiling, patting my heart at the same time, which was very painful.
Is she laughing at me for being cowardly?
I was immediately unhappy, and after coughing twice, I said to Ai Chen, "When you swallow your saliva, I'll push you and try?" If I don't push you out a snot bubble, I'll lose! ”
Ai Chen pointed at me and asked Lan Yuxuan, "How did you manage to be at the same table with this kind of guy, and you haven't gone crazy for so long?" ”
Lan Yuxuan still kept smiling, as if she didn't mean helplessness or contempt, could it be that she found out in her conscience? I guess it's more likely to be sympathy, maybe she also thinks that I ran into an evil today, and doesn't want to bully me anymore.
I cleared my throat and said, "The road is slippery, be careful of falling to your death." ”
Ai Chen said disapprerovingly: "Don't bother with you, our lives are all big!" ”
Lan Yuxuan responded to me softly: "You should also pay attention to safety." ”
Ai Chen was stunned for a moment and bumped into Lan Yuxuan.
"Hey, you don't like him, do you?"
"What do you think, I just think that with his unluck, I'm afraid that he won't survive today, so remind him."
Ai Chen laughed after hearing this, the cannibal kind.
"That's right, this is like our family Yuxuan! Let's go, go home! ”
I looked at Lan Yuxuan's smile, and I didn't know whether to be angry or happy, but then I thought that the crow's mouth might have been opened, and sometimes it was really grandma's spirit to speak, so I didn't dare to delay, and I didn't care if I stepped on the puddle, so I went home directly.
When I saw a bowl of tomato marinade and a bowl of fried sauce on the table, I was even more depressed, I was not in the mood, and now I have no appetite.
I don't know if you feel this way, Mom does everything delicious, but this noodle is far worse than what is made outside, is it a problem with marinade? I don't know, I don't bother to think about it, I just wish I could eat less than a few meals a year.
After eating, I was ready to start my homework.
Today's homework is so difficult, why don't you copy it directly tomorrow morning? But I remembered that I had decided to study hard before, so I was a little twisted, and this twist was mental, well...... The form may also bring out some of it, but it lasted for a while anyway, and finally picked up the pen.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, I wrote that Gu Shang was ready to go to bed, and he had just finished writing the last stroke, and he brushed his teeth and washed his face.
I didn't dare to remember what happened today, but the brain is like this, the more you are afraid to think about it, the more it will drill into your consciousness, and there will be no poetic meaning.
Alas, unlucky!