"Haha-"

"Giggle-"

Dian Wei, who thought that there would be a fight, looked at the few people who were laughing in front of him, but it was really funny to think about it, no one in the huge temple found out that they were fake? is still on the ground to pray to the Buddha to bless them, if it weren't for Zhou Yu not letting him go out to catch that miscellaneous old man, according to his temper, he would have been killed a long time ago. Zhou Yu is not only his brother but also his lord, how can he be taken away quietly? It's also to blame a few of them for being careless, Dian Wei decided to protect Zhou Yu at any time from today onwards, and things in the army are not what he is good at, so it's better to follow Zhou Yu honestly, he can fight and drink wine and eat meat, and he doesn't have to worry about that idleness. From Luoyang to Yangzhou, he witnessed Zhou Yu's growth, whether it was charging into battle or power conspiracy, he was vulnerable in front of Zhou Yu, and Zhou Yu always treated himself as a big brother, even if he is now the state pastor of the shepherd. Forget it, I don't want to do it so much, as long as Zhou Yu does it, it must be right!

If Zhou Yu knew what Dian Wei was thinking, he would probably laugh off his big teeth, but he didn't expect that his unintentional move would make Dian Wei smear his liver and brain, which was really his greatest luck. What was the war fought in the Cold Weapons period? Population, land, weapons, and equipment are all indispensable, but one of the most important things is to have talents, peerless generals and top strategists can win indomitable, in the final analysis, it depends on who has more talents.

"Zhou Yu - I found out why you have a bad stomach? Monks and Taoist priests have to tease, no matter how you look at you, you don't look like a person who is a guard, aren't you afraid of blasphemy when you do this? After everyone said that they were laughing and laughing, Qiao Xiaoxia still had palpitations, but she watched Zhou Yu and Guo Jia get behind the Sanqing statue and light some rosin and other things, and for a while, the glow was like the glow on the statue. Zhou Yu is still a military general, but Guo Jia, a scholar who looks weak, will be so bold? The rest of Dian Wei and Zhou An are all dressed as military generals, not to mention, they won't pay attention to any mud bodhisattvas!

"Miss Qiao, your words are not right! Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin are the Yangzhou pastors of today's son, in charge of all the mountains and rivers in Yangzhou, all living beings, since the statue of the Sanqing patriarch is erected on the boundary of Yangzhou, it will also receive the jurisdiction of Yangzhou herd, and we have no intention of blaspheming the Sanqing patriarch. Have you ever seen the Taoist patriarch in the temple? We have to revere the gods in our hearts, and we are not good at interfering in the official face, so that the people feel that we have deliberately damaged the gods in their minds. In fact, we are also doing this to pull out the chaos and set things right, so that the Sanqing Patriarch can sit in the Taoist temple with peace of mind and accept Taoist worship and incense. There are ......" After Guo Jia listened to Qiao Xiaoxia's words, he took over the conversation and began to fool Qiao Xiaoxia.

"Hey—what Guo Jia said is true? You are a Yangzhou pastor, and you can manage the immortals in this realm? Why don't you call a land grandfather to show me? Qiao Xiaomei looked at Zhou Yu's eyes and began to have stars, she didn't expect that there was such a powerful character in front of her, she was embarrassed to interrupt Guo Jia's speech, and she pulled Zhou Yu's sleeve and looked at Zhou Yu with a look of hope.

Zhou Yu, who heard this, had a black line in his head, where is this! Just now they got off the horse at a distance from Qingyun Temple, and entered Qingyun Temple from a secluded place found by Zhou An, and a few people went around and around into the Sanqing Palace, and Zhou Yu arranged for Zhou An to buy some flammable and luminous things such as rosin and put them behind the statue, although Sister Qiao felt a little scared, but she still couldn't help but have fun and followed in.

Sure enough, as Zhou Yu expected, there was no purple-gold paint in the hall, but behind the gods he found something strange, there were some residues behind the statues that had not been cleaned, and he proved his conjecture more and more, since they pretended to be gods and ghosts for themselves, then he wanted to produce a miracle in this place, so that this temple would completely become a well-known Taoist temple. Yu Ji's appearance was recognized by Guo Jia at a glance as a Taoist priest who met with him in the Qinglou, and now they all knew in their hearts that the hand of the Nanhua senior brother reached out again. The only thing they don't understand is that there are two people in Yu Ji? Or twins?

Now is not the time to think about it, the miracles created by Zhou Yu and Guo Jia quickly alarmed all the people in the temple, and they quietly withdrew immediately after being refreshed. Along the way, I went out of the east gate of Yangzhou City, and came to a beautiful place to sit down and rest, but I didn't expect that Guo Jia, this kid, blew himself into a priest all of a sudden, and the IQ of the Qiao sisters really made Zhou Yu embarrassed for a while, where did he go to conjure up the land lord for them,

"Xiaomei-immortals all use idols to send blessings or punishments, and I, that is, an official in the mortal world, can't command the immortals. Your request is really a bit difficult for me! Don't talk yet, listen to Guo Jia - this kid knows more than I know! Whatever you want, you can ask your sister to go to him and let him figure it out! Don't underestimate Guo Jia, he is a person with great skills, maybe he knows some immortal methods. Zhou Yu hurriedly interrupted Qiao Xiaomei's unreasonable request, kicked the ball back to Guo Jia at once, and let this kid talk nonsense and brag. Zhou Yu saw that Guo Jia had been walking around Qiao Xiaoxia today, and it was estimated that he was a little interesting to Qiao Xiaoxia, Guo Jia's current approach is very similar to the common means of chasing girls in later generations, first talk about some things that girls don't know or can arouse their interest, and gradually they can get acquainted with each other, and it will be easy to do when they get acquainted, and step by step they can make this girl indulge in the charm of this man. The rest of the matter will fall into place until you and me. It seems that scholars are easier to find objects than big and coarse, and how many beauties in history have fallen into the hands of these scholars. Since ancient times, he has been amorous and hateful, and his negative heart is always a reader.

"Really-" Qiao Xiaomei's curiosity was still very great, and she hurriedly leaned into Qiao Xiaoxia's ear and muttered for a long time.

Dian Wei and Zhou An watched Zhou Yu and they chatted happily, and they didn't have anything to do, and the two couldn't understand some of the things they were talking about, so they hid away from the firewood to cook.

Only Guo Jia is still selling his knowledge, what is the battle between the three emperors and the five emperors in ancient times to the gods, the princes of Zhou Youwang Fenghuo, and what Liu Bang beheaded the White Snake uprising in the battle between Chu and Han, and Wang Mang usurped the throne to seek the world and so on.

Listening to Zhou Yu, he was a little speechless, Guo Jia didn't go under the overpass to tell the story, it was really a bit condescending. What Zhou Youwang's beauty is actually a sweaty horse king who was buried with him, and when he was about to be buried in the emperor's mausoleum, this horse king suddenly struggled to run out of the pit. Eighteen years later, there was a peerless beauty who couldn't laugh, King Zhou You was fascinated when he saw Bao Xi, many warlocks said that Bao Xi was a horse reincarnated and was originally a cold-blooded animal who couldn't laugh, but King Zhou You didn't believe in this evil, and used a lot of ways to make Bao Xi smile. I don't know which bastard said that Bao Xi would laugh when he saw the fire, so King Zhou You asked his subordinates to light the beacon tower, and the princes from all walks of life thought that King Zhou You was under attack and hurriedly rushed to the rescue with torches overnight, but Bao Xi stood on top of the royal city and looked at the dense torches under the city and smiled, which made King Zhou You and the surrounding soldiers lost for a while. In the end, the fall of the Zhou Dynasty was blamed on a reincarnated sweat-blooded BMW, and it was also said that after Bao Xi completed his mission, he drank what transformation soup again, turned back into a sweat-blooded BMW, and continued to gallop between heaven and earth.

Anyway, Zhou Yu didn't believe it, but he fooled the Qiao sisters and nodded again and again, and such wonderful myths and legends made them intoxicated.

"Bonghyo - after all that, are you thirsty?" Zhou Yu suddenly came up with such a sentence, he was really a little jealous, Qiao Xiaoxia listened attentively to Guo Jia's nonsense, but Qiao Xiaomei was also confused by Guo Jia, it was very regrettable for Zhou Yu that he did not marry Qiao Xiaomei in his previous life, and finally he could meet someone who was exactly the same in this life, even if the spiritual sustenance had to be kept in his hands. It's not good to say that Zhou Yu is jealous, and he might as well say it himself!

"Well, not thirsty!" Guo Jia paused for a moment and didn't understand what Zhou Yu meant, and was about to say-

"Fengxiao, just now Xiaomei said that you are proficient in heaven and earth, ancient and modern, and I have a small wish that I want you to help realize it, I don't know if you can do it? Although this wish is small, I am afraid that you will not be able to do it! Zhou Yu deliberately said this to lead Guo Jia into the set,

"Xiaomei's wish? There is really nothing that Guo Fengxiao can't do, let Xiaomei say that I can definitely do it! When he said this, Guo Jia was very confident.

"Xiaomei - you can say your wish, Fengxiao can help you realize it! Well, I didn't lie to you, did I? As long as you open your mouth, Feng Xiao will definitely agree! Hehe-" Zhou Yu couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth when he said later.

"Wow – that's great! Brother Guo, can you call out the land father-in-law for our sister to see? Sister-you want to see it too, right? Qiao Xiaomei said her wish very innocently, and Qiao Xiaoxia beside her also looked at Guo Jia with a look of hope.

Oops - the words are too full, and they are yin by Zhou Yu, the bastard!

"This-Father-in-law of the land is not at home today, is it okay to change the day?" It is true that Guo Jia's brain is spinning fast, and he suddenly thought of a way to shirk it.

"Haha-" Zhou Yu laughed out loud without grace, leaving Guo Jia alone in the wind, and the Qiao sisters had to wait for the next chance to watch it!