Chapter 69: Two Farces
After that, the days were happy, and the time passed more compactly, and in addition to exercising and reading every morning, I also had to practice the content above the jade slip.
In fact, when the earth dragon turns over, it is not difficult to sacrifice the jade slip to the correct position, as long as you can use your spiritual power to send the jade slip out.
The most difficult thing is that the jade slip needs to be set up before it is sacrificed, and the formation belongs to the category of metaphysics, and there is no foundation at all.
I know all the words on the jade slip, but the problem is that the combination is confusing, and I don't understand it at all.
There is no way, so I can only take out the classics in the space and start learning from the most basic Bagua Liangyi.
Slowly gnawing on the books one by one, Duan Huan finally understood what she was doing with so many books at this time.
It's not the leisure and entertainment she imagined to pass the time, it's completely used as a reference book like a dictionary.
But Huan Huan is still patient, and she starts to learn little by little, she has always been a person who keeps her promises, as long as she agrees to other people's things, even if she tries her best, she will do it.
It was time to get grain in the first half of the year, and Duan Huan and Grandpa Xu took a ride on the grain to transport grain, ready to go to the provincial capital to sell the grain in hand.
Since the grain truck left today, there was no time to have breakfast in the restaurant, so Grandpa Xu packed ten buns at the state-run restaurant and prepared to eat breakfast in the car.
Grandpa Xu was holding a bun in one hand and holding a happy hand in the other, and finally found a seat in the crowded carriage.
There was no seat to sit on the end of the number, but Grandpa Xu's seat was being sat by a young man who was in a flow of anger.
Duan Huan glanced at this man, and saw that his face was full of flesh, his eyebrows were messy, and his eyes were triangular, and he looked fierce.
"This comrade, this is my seat, get into trouble and let go!" Grandpa Xu said to this man.
The man glanced at Grandpa Xu, his triangular eyes immediately made the whites of his eyes black and small, and he looked even more fierce, he said to Grandpa Xu disdainfully,
"You said the seat is yours and yours, right? Lao Tzu sat down first, and it was Lao Tzu! ”
Who is Grandpa Xu, after many years of career as a horseman, can no matter how fierce a person is, be more fierce than a mad devil?
Besides, when he was young, he ran the rivers and lakes, and all kinds of hooligans and ruffians were not uncommon, and when he encountered problems, he would do it with real knives and guns!
"I'll ask you again, can't you get up?" Grandpa Xu's face sank, and his voice was cold.
"Young man, it's inconvenient for people to stand with little dolls, so return the seat to others!" An old lady next to her persuaded the man.
Sitting next to her was a young woman holding a male baby, quickly pulled her sleeve, and whispered, "Don't be nosy! Beware of getting into trouble! ”
The young woman should be the old lady's woman or daughter-in-law, she spoke in a very small voice, and she leaned around the old lady to say it, others didn't hear it, but she did hear it clearly.
"Yes, yes, the seats are originally for others, it doesn't matter if you sit if people don't come, you should get up when people come!" The middle-aged man with glasses who was sitting next to the fierce-faced man also said a word.
The man listened to him and asked him to get up, and the violent emotions in his heart couldn't be suppressed, he grabbed the middle-aged man's collar with his left hand, and clenched his fist with his right hand to threaten, "If you say one more word, Lao Tzu will let you change from a four-eyed field chicken to a longan dragon!" ”
"I-" The middle-aged man was about to say something.
Grandpa Xu pinched his right wrist and pulled it back, Grandpa Xu used dexterity to just pinch his meridians.
The man only felt that his entire right arm was paralyzed, and quickly let go of the left hand of the man who grabbed the glasses, wanting to turn around and hit Grandpa Xu.
What kind of skill is Grandpa Xu, and immediately the other hand is simply twisted.
Now it's okay, both hands are numb, and I can't move at all.
Grandpa Xu simply grabbed him by the neck and carried him to the door of the carriage.
This man's face was flushed, his hands were hanging down without strength, and because Grandpa Xu was much taller than him, his feet were already hanging in the air, and he was still struggling in mid-air.
This look looks so funny, not to mention how funny, I can't help but laugh out loud.
"Get out of here! Next time, if you don't have long eyes, you will suffer hard! Grandpa Xu threw the man to the door of the carriage, turned around and walked back without looking at him.
With all his joy, he wiped his seat with a handkerchief, "Zuzu! Sit down! ”
Grandpa Xu sat down with Huan in his arms, slowly opened the brown paper in his arms, and prepared to eat the buns.
The middle-aged man wearing glasses next to him immediately came up and gossiped, "Comrade, what kind of kung fu did you just use, you immediately subdued the wicked!" ”
"It's nothing, it's just a little ingenuity." Grandpa Xu handed a bun to Duan Huan before he continued: "Thank you just now for helping our ancestor and grandson speak, I just didn't expect him to be so arrogant and dare to beat people!" Thank you too, big sister! ”
The old lady and the man with glasses on the opposite side hurriedly waved their hands, indicating that they didn't need to thank them for doing nothing.
The little boy stared at the buns on the table, and picked up a bun on the brown paper and handed it over, "Eat!" ”
"This is unacceptable! Such a precious fine grain, the dog baby is not allowed to ask for it! The old lady saw that she was happy and handed over the bun and hurriedly stopped it.
Grandpa Xu smiled and said, "It's okay, just give the baby a bun, don't ...... it"
Before Grandpa Xu finished speaking, the woman grabbed the bun in Duan Huan's hand and took two bites.
"Woo woo ~ grandma, my bun my bun!"
The young woman's action of snatching the bun not only shocked Duan Huan, but Grandpa Xu and the man with glasses were also stunned, and the old lady reacted when she heard her grandson crying!
The eldest lady hurriedly hugged her grandson over and coaxed her, and shouted at the young woman angrily, "Zhao Dongmei, you dead mother-in-law, you have to rob the baby's food!" See that I arrived in the army and didn't let the river clean you up! ”
"What is for the baby is for me, I haven't seen meat for a month, and you should be filial to me if you crawl out of my belly!" The young woman licked her lips after finishing the bun in three or two, "Huang Dahe cleaned me up?" The old lady must not be afraid of him! He's lame anyway, and he doesn't know who's picking up whom! ”
"You wait until you get to the army, and I'll let Dahe divorce you, a dead mother-in-law!
Grab the food in your baby's mouth, you are embarrassed! The old lady saw her grandson crying so much that her eyes were red with anger.
The young woman said nonchalantly, "Divorce? He's all crippled now! Can you marry a mother-in-law if you divorce me? Dream on! ”
"You—" The old lady was so angry that tears fell from her eyes.
Grandpa Xu saw that the little boy was crying, and handed another bun to the old lady, "Come on!" Eldest sister, use buns to coax the baby! ”
The old lady quickly wiped her tears, "Thank you!" I'm cheeky to take the buns! ”
Grandpa Xu shook his head and said it didn't matter.
The old lady handed the bun to the boy's mouth, but the boy immediately pushed the bun back, "Grandma eats first, you eat and I'll eat it later!" ”
"Ahh Eat the dog! ”
At this time, the little boy began to eat the old lady's hand, and while eating, he also aimed in the direction of the fuck, like a vigilant little rabbit.
This mother and grandmother are completely two kinds of people, and the baby's attitude towards them is completely different.
As soon as I got in the car, I saw two farces: "Evil Male Hegemony" and "Mother-in-law Snatching Food".
In this era when material life and spiritual life are very poor, the good and evil of human nature have been magnified many times, which makes everyone sigh.