Chapter 596: Dare to tease Brother Yang
The clever Brother Yang had already seen from this woman's eyes that she was going to play tricks on him.
He doesn't care, though!
Ye Sisi suddenly looked at Xia Yang with a smile on his face, and said, "The testing experiment of Hongsheng medicinal wine has not been completely completed. If you are in a hurry and want to get the results quickly, you can follow me to the lab and be my assistant. Let's complete the final experiment together! ”
When this woman's assistant? Finish the experiment with her?
This woman, I'm afraid she wants to kill herself, right?
"Okay!" Xia Yang agreed without thinking.
Then, with a look of excitement on his face, he said, "It's my honor to be able to do experiments with Miss Dean!" ”
Five minutes later, Ye Sisi, who was wearing a white coat, took Xia Yang into the empty laboratory, which was full of bottles and cans.
"Little Sister Dean, what experiments are we going to do?" Xia Yang's tone pretended to be very serious, and it was not ambiguous at all.
Lonely men and widows live together in this huge laboratory.
Let people can't help but want to be in the wrong.
"Take this."
Ye Sisi took an empty test tube and handed it to Xia Yang.
"Little Sister Dean, don't I need to wear a glove or something?" After taking the test tube, Xia Yang asked with a puzzled expression.
He knew that the woman was trying to play tricks on him.
In a moment, the woman would be pouring the mess of chemical liquid into the test tube, even though she wouldn't have killed herself.
But, is she likely to burn herself, or blow herself up or something?
This woman is really a little vicious!
"Wearing gloves will affect the effect of the test." Ye Sisi is serious, talking nonsense there.
"Oh."
Xia Yang pretended to be very white and nodded.
How could he not know that this woman was lying to him? After all, he also went to college.
"Silly boy, I didn't expect it to be so easy to deceive! It seems that not only beautiful women have no brains, but also good-looking men are also brainless! ”
Ye Sisi said in his heart.
When she slandered this, she didn't take a mirror to look at herself or anything.
"Take it."
Ye Sisi told Xia Yang, then picked up a jar filled with blue liquid, sucked a little blue liquid with a dropper, and dripped it into the test tube.
Then, with another dropper, she went to another jar and sucked up some clear liquid.
Both of these liquids smell so pungent. As for what it was, Xia Yang naturally didn't know.
He knows a lot about money; He really doesn't know much about chemistry.
"Little sister, will your thing be particularly hot if it drips in? Will it just burn up? ”
Xia Yang looked at Ye Sisi with some fear, he knew that this woman was about to start teasing him.
"No!"
This woman chose to be shameless and deceived.
"If it burns in a while, I'll burn your little skirt." Xia Yang said very seriously.
Because when Ye Sisi was walking just now, he saw that this woman was wearing a one-step skirt under her white coat.
"You dare?" Ye Sisi glared at this guy.
Because, she knew that the test tube in Xia Yang's hand would indeed be very hot for a while. However, it does not burn up.
She just wants to burn this guy and teach him a little lesson.
Ye Sisi used a dropper to drop the transparent liquid into the test tube.
In the test tube, black smoke suddenly rose. The blue liquid inside suddenly became black.
The entire tube becomes non-hot.
However, Brother Yang is a man who has obtained Taizong's 3,000-year martial soul. Not to mention the temperature of the test tube, even if it is burned with Sanwei real fire, it will not hurt him.
"Ahh Scald me! Xia Yang exclaimed exaggeratedly. Then he shook his hand and threw the test tube out of his hand directly.
The liquid inside made some irregular arcs in the air. Then several drops fell on Ye Sisi's white coat.
The white coat was directly ignited.
Ye Sisi was frightened and a little stunned.
She could expect Xia Yang to be scalded, but she didn't expect that this calf actually threw the test tube directly. I didn't expect that the liquid in the test tube could actually ignite.
"You're stupid!"
Xia Yang didn't dare to roast Ye Sisi on the fire, he grabbed the collar of her white coat and tore it with a bang. So he tore off the woman's blazing white coat and threw it on the ground.
Then, he hurriedly stomped a few feet with his feet and stomped out the small flames burning on the white coat.
The fire is out, and there is no danger.
Xia Yang smiled and looked at Ye Sisi.
This woman is still confused.
However, when she took off her white coat, she was actually wearing a tight-fitting hip-hugging miniskirt.
That figure, undoubtedly revealed, can be described as quite hot!
Brother Yang, who has always been a gentleman, was stunned when he saw it all of a sudden.
This woman is really very tasteful!
The more you look at it, the more flavorful it becomes!
"What do you see? You scoundrel! Ye Sisi glared at this guy and scolded him angrily.
Although she knew in her heart that it wasn't this guy's fault. The little accident just now was made by herself.
This guy's handling just now is very reasonable.
But, even so, she still scolded him.
Who called him, staring at himself all the time?
"What's wrong with me? Even if I'm a, you forced me to play it! If you hadn't teased me, would I have lost my test tube because I was burned? If I don't lose the test tube, can your white coat burn? If your white coat doesn't burn, can I save you from being roasted by the fire and bear the stigma of this? ”
Xia Yang's crackling questioning directly made this woman confused.
"You are unreasonable! You are hopeless! You're a big! ”
Although Ye Sisi is an academic beauty, she is a beauty after all! The beauty of this thing, when in a hurry, is never interested in reasoning.
"You're good-looking, you have the final say!" Xia Yang didn't bother to bother with this woman, he just rolled his eyes at her, and then said with a disgusted face: "Goodbye!" ”
Brother Yang, this is ready to go.
A creature like a woman, you don't have to pester her all the time, you have to indulge her.
In this way, she will unconsciously be reluctant to give up on you!
Sure enough, as soon as Brother Yang turned around, he took such a step out.
"Stop!"
A woman's coquettish shout came from behind.
Xia Yang, of course, stood still.
He also looked back and gave the woman a signature, cheap smile.
"Didn't you let me see you? Why are you telling me to stop? Xia Yang asked.
"Then get out!" Ye Sisi said angrily.
"If you tell me to stop, I'll stop, and if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. Do you think you're my wife? Such a big face! ”
Xia Yang pulled over a chair and sat down.
Then, very seriously, very seriously: "I won't get out today!" I want to see, what can you do to me? ”
"Do you still want the test report of Hongsheng Medicinal Wine?" Ye Sisi asked.
"I want it! But if I want you, will I give it to me? Don't think I can't see it, you just think my brother and I are handsome, so you want to tease me! ”
Xia Yang turned his heart sideways, cocked Erlang's legs, and said with a serious face: "If you want to tease, come on!" I promise, don't move, whatever you want! ”
When you don't know how to deal with a woman, the best trick is to play a scoundrel.
Because, scoundrels are effective tricks for all women!
"Tell me first, why did you send Hongsheng medicinal wine to me for testing?" Ye Sisi asked.
The test results of Hongsheng medicinal wine have come out. However, it will need to be retested.
"Because that thing causes cancer! I am a roar when I see injustice, and I want justice. I heard Song Xi say, you are an angel in white. Therefore, with a heart full of awe, I brought you the Hongsheng medicinal wine. However, now I know that you are not an angel in white at all, you are a female bull hooligan! ”
While saying that Ye Sisi was a female, Xia Yang used that gentleman's eyes to politely appreciate the woman's straight and slender legs.
"You're a! You stinky scoundrel! ”
Ye Sisi was so angry that he wanted to grab an alcohol lamp and smash it at this guy.